The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

The fact that Ethan was about to die was told by Ma Linglong. Just yesterday, Ethan was assembling a set of iron pieces, which were the lower legs of the "Mark" armor.Ma Linglong saw a white, human-shaped smoke-like thing appearing on his back, which was Ethan's size.She was stunned, and just kept looking at Ethan until he also noticed Ma Linglong's weirdness.

Then, Ma Linglong said to him: "You are going to die, hurry up and do what you want."

She was born with the "Eye of Death", able to see the limit of a person who is about to die within ten days, but this ability is completely worthless.Apart from knowing that other people's death is approaching, she has no way or spell to change this result. It can also be said that she has tried to change it with forbidden techniques, but in the end it became even worse.

"It seems that I shouldn't let you know, it's good for you and me." She conveyed the news of the death to the person concerned, hoping that the other party would take advantage of the last moments to reduce regrets. After all, Ethan's greatest wish was to avenge his wife and children.

"I am very grateful to you for letting me know when I will die. I will be more motivated to achieve my goals in the remaining days." Ethan is not surprised by the imminent death. He has already determined to die, and it will be sooner or later to meet God thing.He raised his head slightly, and said after hesitating to speak, "Although I know you have enough strength to face anything, I'm still worried about you."

"If you are reluctant to leave me, you can choose to be my 'paper man' after you die." Ma Linglong said, making a chilling joke in a cold tone.

"That's not okay, I have to reunite with my family." Ethan raised his jaw in Stark's direction, "You think about him, maybe he can't get out of here alive, by then, you will have The most valuable and charming 'paper man' in the world."

"He's worth living."

"Paper man" is an extremely evil spell in oriental metaphysics. It belongs to the category of forbidden spells. Usually, the caster needs to domesticate the soul of a child who died in infancy and put it into the talisman paper in an evil way.Practitioners with profound Taoism will rely on manipulating the "paper man" to do things for themselves. Of course, what they do will not be a good thing, and there are many sayings about the soul sealed in the talisman. ", the raised "ghost" will never be reborn, and the person who raised it will hardly end well in the end.

Ma Linglong can be a "paper man", she is well versed in the darkest magic of all things.

"You always like to joke seriously, it's not a good habit." Ethan knows exactly what kind of person the girl in front of him is, he likes to compare her to an angel, even though Ma Linglong looks more like a demon now, " Well, let's get back to the topic just now, you have to give some sympathy to people who are dying."

Ethan has been a squib all his life, but he has seen a lot of magic after meeting Ma Linglong, and he has no regrets in his life: "I remember Christmas seven years ago, you asked 'Furball' to bring a letter, which said Mentioning that you were almost expelled from the Magic Council, I guess it should have something to do with Tony, let’s talk about it, I’ve always been curious about what happened, you’re so angry.”

"Furball" is certainly not a ball. It is a tortoiseshell owl. One day in Ma Linglong's third grade, this little guy broke into her bedroom.At that time, Fuqiu was badly injured by the Whomping Willow. Ma Linglong healed its injury, and then the owl lingered on. 【Note】

The furball's feathers are ugly, and it always likes to fight with others of the same kind, so the feathers are always mottled and uneven, and the fluff at the end of the wings is always burly and bald.Maybe that's why it was thrown away by the previous owner, but it's very smart.The fur ball can accurately deliver all letters and supplies to the owner, no matter where Ma Linglong is.

It is the "communication device" between Ma Linglong and Ethan. Although computers and mobile phones are convenient and easy-to-use communication tools in the Muggle world, Ethan, this squib, is eager to experience the feeling of being a wizard.Therefore, the two of them have been exchanging information with owls, especially after Ethan left the United States and returned to the small town of Gemila, the workload of Fuqiu increased.

"Do you still remember that?" Ma Linglong said.

"It's hard to forget that you sent me a snarling letter, and it hung a few inches above the pumpkin soup and yelled at me for 3 minutes on my dinner table with my family," Ethan recalled. Can't help laughing, his child was terrified, hiding under the dining table and shouting at his mother, snarling the letter disrupted their family's Christmas dinner, "You rarely show emotions, but then I wrote back to ask you why you didn't tell me, I Guess it was Tony. I read the news, the media said that there was a strange phenomenon on the freeway in Los Angeles that day, someone saw a blue Ferrari suddenly stopped five feet above his head, and the surveillance camera also captured it In this scene, the owner of Ferrari is Tony Stark." [Note]

The roar signaled Ethan's wife and children to know that there are wizards in this world. It took him a long time to explain that wizards are not legends, so he never forgot that memory.Finally, the client stood in front of him, and Ethan naturally didn't want to miss this rare opportunity.

The past events in Ethan's mouth made Ma Linglong almost deprived of the right to use a magic wand for ten years. She was forced to violate the 150th law promulgated by the Magical Congress of America, which prohibited wizards from leaving evidence of using magic in the Muggle world.Of course, even in the UK, her behavior will be severely sanctioned.As for why the email turned into a roaring letter, it was probably sent when Ma Linglong was in the worst mood. The extreme mood affected the direction of magic, and the letter became a little out of control.

After all, Ma Linglong was only 20 years old at the time, and while he was still racking his brains on the difficult problems of engineering courses, he also had to take care of a desperate idiot.

Not only Ethan, the Christmas seven years ago was also deeply memorable to Ma Linglong.

Tony Stark will never be equated with safety, even if he takes over as the CEO of Stark Industries and uses his genius mind to revive the family.

Hannah is his godmother, but the godmother spoiled her godson. In Hannah's Pensieve, almost all the content about Stark that Ma Linglong sees is positive. Hannah even thinks that Stark 's flamboyance is a sign of unstoppable glamour, and she supports it.But it is undeniable that Stark's achievements are quite outstanding, but what is even more outstanding is his unrestrained daily life. You don't even need to go deep into Stark's side, just buy a copy of Entertainment Weekly of the day to report what he did. For a panoramic view.

The media has never needed to exaggerate when reporting Stark news to attract people's attention and increase newspaper sales. As long as paper products with the words "Stark" or "Tony" are usually sold well, people count them carefully. The glamorous stars who alternated around him once became the fashion topic in New York, and of course there were some sex scandals.

Stark loves all kinds of high-end places. He spends money like water, hunts countless women, and takes the most expensive medicine that can keep him excited all day long. Rich people never call such things drugs, although they are actually A type of drug.The absurd things he did were enough to write an autobiography of hundreds of thousands of words. I heard that the editor of the business section of the "Daily Planet" thought of doing this, but Stark did not authorize it. 【Note】

Seven years ago, Christmas Eve was one of Stark's most ridiculous events.

Ma Linglong remembered very clearly that he was very drunk and staggered down the marble stairs covered with red cashmere carpet from the casino. On his left was a porn star with malt skin.Stark lost nearly 5000 million US dollars tonight, but he flirted with porn stars without hesitation, and made women laugh non-stop with his endless love words.

Stark sat in a blue Ferrari with a deep drunkenness, left his exclusive driver off the side of the road and sped away, and soon entered the highway leading to his beach house in Malibu.

There were very few vehicles on the highway on Christmas Eve, and the blue supercar was speeding like lightning. Stark didn't think about slowing down at all. The stereo in the car was turned on very loudly, and the vibration frequency of the rock music was higher than that between Stark and the woman. frolic between.

Ma Linglong didn't happen to pass by, she was with Stark all night, like a voyeur.

In the first hundred days after Hannah's death, Ma Linglong was always harassed by her soul. Whenever Stark encountered an accident or was about to encounter an accident, Hannah's remaining consciousness in the real world would float to Ma Linglong's. In front of her, asking her begins with a helping hand.Ma Linglong could see everything related to death, including remnants, a kind of image left by the dead in this world, Muggles called it brain waves.

That kind of thing is usually the spiritual consciousness deliberately left by a senior wizard before his death. It has no special effect, and ordinary people can't see it, or even feel it.But it can stay in the human world for more than a year, until it disappears, the spiritual consciousness will always be entangled with the person she wants to entangle.

For this reason, Ma Linglong had to stare at Stark in the casino all night. She really couldn't imagine what kind of misfortune Stark would encounter in such a luxurious place, would he be hit in the head by dice and die?She hid in the crystal lamp on the zenith in the form of a bat, until Stark left with his sexy female companion, she flapped her wings and followed.

It was difficult for Ma Linglong to refuse Hannah's request, she was so sincere, she almost regarded Stark as her own son.

Stark's sports car rushed out of the runway when turning a corner, and he crossed an oncoming taxi. Obviously, the taxi driver was scared to death, and Stark tried to stop with the brakes, but The speed is too fast.

In desperation, Ma Linglong turned back into a human form, took out her wand, and cast a "stasis spell" and then a "levitation spell" on Stark's sports car. The spell cast two golden rays of light in the night.The taxi driver was stunned. Unfortunately, Ma Linglong didn't have time to erase the driver's memory, so she kicked the accelerator and drove away from the scene. She couldn't catch up unless she wanted to be seen by more people.

Stark's exclusive driver chased after him in a black Audi. He didn't see the strange sight of Ferrari suspended in mid-air with his own eyes.Ma Linglong withdrew her magic in time, turned into a bat and hid in a hole on the mountain wall. The Ferrari fell suddenly, and the violent impact caused the driver's airbag to pop out. Stark was squeezed by the white airbag and couldn't breathe. He finally woke up some.

Ma Linglong did not use Apparition to evacuate the scene until Stark was escorted by his driver and his beautiful female companion left safely.

As expected, she received a summons from the Wizarding Administration of the Magic Congress the next day.

According to the regulations of the Magical Congress of America, adult wizards should avoid using high-level magic (specifically the magic released by the wand) in front of No-Maj. If it is used due to special circumstances, all No-Maj memories on the scene must be erased, as well as those left after using magic. The traces under it must also be cleaned up.

The Congress said that Ma Linglong used magic in front of people to save No-Majs, so she should have been treated leniently, but unfortunately, her actions at that time were all captured by roadside surveillance cameras.At that time, Ma Linglong had no idea about cameras, and her actions that night caused quite a stir in the United States through the Internet transmission of interested people.

She was detained by Congress for a month, and Ma Linglong was free until the No-Maj media attributed this phenomenon to the mutants with extremely bad taste at that time.

After that, she paid a large fine, and the matter barely subsided.

To tell the truth, the amount of the fine was so huge that she preferred to go to jail at that time.

Ma Linglong's anger was not because of the fine, although the fine was indeed severe, the real source of her anger came from Stark himself.Stark is the most outrageous Muggle Ma Linglong has ever seen. He has no respect for his own life at all, and puts himself in danger all the time, as if self-destruction is a fun game.

During the period when Hannah's spiritual consciousness was still able to express her will, Ma Linglong went to rescue him once a week or guarded him for a day.

Apparently not everyone thinks Stark is a terrible rotten tomato, like Hannah, Stark's godmother, who still thinks her little Tony is a good kid in the end, just a little bit more lively.

It's just that I don't know when it started. Stark gradually restrained himself. He quit drugs, resolutely put an end to drunk driving, and continued to engage in charity.Although he is still entangled with beauties, compared to the original devil king, the later him can be called a good baby.

"I think he doesn't remember the magical phenomena he found on himself at all. Tony will not believe that magic exists in this world." Ethan concluded his speech, "No scientist would believe it, so he must Think of yourself as the lucky kid who can get away with it every time.”

After finishing her memories, Ma Linglong did not forget to stare fiercely at Stark, who didn't know anything but caused her a lot of trouble. If it wasn't for this desperado, she would definitely have a chance to graduate from MIT. Credentials: "I wish he remembered something, he still owes me a hefty fine."

The author has something to say: [Whipping Willow]: A big tree with a bad temper in the HP world, and any living thing that gets close to it will be beaten severely.

[Roaring Letters]: Letters of anger and dissatisfaction are communicated among wizards. After opening the letters, the contents of the letters will be yelled out at a very loud volume.

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