The Witch's Bodyguard [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Stark sighed, his 32nd sigh of the day even though the act of sighing doesn't do him any favors for a cat and even looks a little funny.Stark didn't understand why even though he was transformed into a cat with a reactor on his chest, it seemed that the thing really became part of his body, but turned into a circle of trumpets, very very small, only adults As big as a human's thumb, it exudes a faint light like a blue gem.

But he didn't think there was anything pretty about it.

Stark's face is very round, of course, it can also be said that Stark turned into a cat has a round face, although he himself does not grow like this, even with a double chin.And his body, Stark swears that he must be the biggest and fattest cat in the world, he is lying on a chair and almost takes up the entire cushion of the chair.

That doesn't fit Tony Stark's image at all.He remembers that he works out every day, why can't he become a cat with a fit body?Stark attributed this problem to Ma Linglong's potion, there must be something wrong with her potion.

"Hey, don't touch my tail!" Stark said to Ma Linglong, very ferociously, "Your chest looks really big from this angle, all right, scratch my back, don't stop."

"Stark." Ma Linglong frowned, "Did you just yell at me?"

Stark's tail was black, long and thick, and it flicked very vigorously, Ma Linglong wasn't sure if it meant he was in a state of anxiety.

"Did I yell?" Stark lifted his chin and gave the girl a contemptuous look. "I don't know, I guess all you can hear is meowing, right?"

When Stark was very young, like most children, he dreamed of having his own pet, anything, cockroaches would do.Obviously, Howard and Maria couldn't satisfy his little wish, even with the economic situation at that time, Stark could raise thousands of pets, including endangered species.

This matter was little Stark's regret until he was sent to boarding school.

But it is not something to be happy to make up for the regrets of childhood at the cost of turning oneself into an animal. Stark really thought about raising a cat, because the cat does not take up space and does not need to be dragged out for a walk.

Well, that's not the point, Stark sighed again from the cat's nose, he didn't mind being a cat or any other animal, except that the whole world got bigger, Stark didn't feel any discomfort.

But he is not a rare breed, not only not, this body is fat and heavy, and the black and white fur is not smooth enough, he doesn't like his own color, like a cow.The beard around his chin has also turned into black hair and hangs in place, making him look like an old cat.

Well, just getting old, who would ever find a 33-year-old cat.

That's not what he wanted, Stark figured, he should be one of those multimillion-dollar collectible cats, something must have gone wrong.Stark yelled at Ma Linglong, oh, no, he wasn't yelling, but raised a question about the breed.

But Ma Linglong couldn't get what Stark wanted to convey from it. To her, Stark just called out one after another inexplicably.

"Merlin." Ma Linglong stared at his face, "I should learn cat language, if I know there will be such a day."

"Stupid human being." Stark squinted his eyes, looked at Ma Linglong through the mirror and said, "I can understand your language, but you can't understand mine, dear, should you reflect on it? , The witch can't understand what the cat is saying, don't all witches have a good relationship with cats?"

"Don't be angry, you will be back to your original appearance in three days, just treat it as a vacation." Ma Linglong said dryly, she really couldn't hear Stark's real intention from Stark's meowing, "Can you blame me?" Who, it's useless for you to stare at me, I haven't had time to research the antidote yet."

What Stark drank was not compound decoction, but another special transformation water, Ma Linglong's new invention, which belongs to one of the animal transformation classes in the seventh grade, which mainly focuses on how wizards transform into specific animals, but An advanced course that doesn't get distracted.

There are very few wizards in the entire European magic world who have successfully learned Animagus, and most wizards will not choose to learn Animagus, because this magic is more difficult than Apparition.Although it is difficult to prepare potions for shape-shifting animals, it is much easier than mastering the tricks of Animagus.

It's just that after using this potion to become an animal, you can't speak human language, and it takes longer to restore the original appearance, and you can't change it as you want.

The reason why Ma Linglong chose cats was because wizards knew more about cats than dogs.But not every wizard can speak cat, it's a complicated subject.

She should have chosen the bat, at least she could understand what the bat was saying.

"Scratch your chin," Stark said, throwing his neck up again.

"what?"

"Scratch your chin, honey, I'm a cat, cats like to scratch your chin." Stark said, he raised his neck higher, Stark found an interesting phenomenon, he is so fat, his neck But it can be raised on the back.

Stark instantly concluded that he was a soft fat man.

"You want to scratch your chin?"

"Yes, thank God, you finally understand."

Ma Linglong actually breathed a sigh of relief when she found out that Stark had turned into a cat. The formula of the transforming water all came from medicinal materials in the magical world. She was not sure if this thing would harm Muggles, because everything was done in such a hurry. Linglong allocated half of Stark's studio for her own use, which was a very risky move.

But looking at Stark's activeness, he doesn't seem to be affected badly, just a little depressed.However, Ma Linglong doesn't know what a cat thinks, so she doesn't understand what Stark wants to express to her at all, maybe his body language is not rich enough.

Stark has been looking at the mirror for several hours, and it seems that it is not for appreciation. After all, a local cat is not worth seeing, and the small reactor on the chest is very unique.

"Why are you so fat, Stark." Ma Linglong unceremoniously pointed out that Stark has been concerned about the problem for a long time, the effect of the transforming water is flexible, it is based on the mood and physical condition of the user at the time As a cat of different sizes, Stark's figure is not as good as a bodybuilder model, but he is not obese.

Perhaps the concentration of palladium metal affects the function of metamorphic water.

But one thing is fortunate, since Stark turned into a cat, Ma Linglong no longer feels tired, she doesn't know if this means Stark's problem has been solved, she hopes it is.

Stark showed an expression of "hating all human beings", his amber eyes were half-closed, and he stared at her sharply: "I also want to know why, Miss Witch, you made this up." He became It's okay, it's a novel experience, at least Stark can now easily catch the shadows of small flying insects from the fine dust, and he can slap them off his armor with a single slap.

But he wasn't even the most common breed, the thousand-dollar, American Shorthair, and he was worth at least that price, but he was just a few-dollar mixed-hair cat.

"I've said many times not to touch my things, but you've always ignored my words." Ma Linglong pointed Stark's face...Stark's cat face at herself, and she grabbed his two With a fluffy front foot, he dragged Stark from the front of the mirror to the bed with great effort, "You still casually drank the liquid on the coffee table, Stark, what if it was a cup of poison, did you Have you thought about the consequences?"

"I hope you don't put dangerous things in coffee cups in the future, miss," Stark said, but all his complaints boiled down to a drawn-out "meow."

"You're so heavy." Ma Linglong hugged him, "I'm going back to Hogwarts tonight, do you want to go to the pet shelter, Stark."

"No!" Stark struggled to jump from Ma Linglong's arms onto the bed, and a few strands of white cat fur floated into the air, "Don't even think about sending me to that kind of place!"

There are many people who like Stark. He is rich, powerful, handsome, a genius, and the high-tech gadgets he invented, and he is suave.He likes himself a lot, and because of these qualities in him, he knows he's uniquely a "Stark."But now, he is a local cat, not too long after those wild cats rummaging through garbage in the back streets and alleys, except for the reactor on the chest and the black beard-shaped hair on the chin, Stark is a little suspicious that with his current Will he be ridiculed by his peers if he looks like he goes to a pet shelter?

"Don't react so much." Ma Linglong hugged him again, "But I can't leave you here alone, I mean, a cat."

"Then don't go back." Stark said.

"I'm worried about Sirius." Ma Linglong said to himself, "Maybe..."

"Miss Lillian." Jarvis's voice suddenly sounded, with an eager British accent, "I'm sorry, I think I don't understand, I detected the radiation from the reactor, but Mr. Stark is not there here?"

"It's a bit complicated." Ma Linglong said, she rubbed the back of Stark's neck, "I don't think you may understand, can you translate the language of cats?"

"Cat?" Jarvis thought for a while, "You can try."

Stark said to Jarvis: "Hey, old man, I'm really unlucky to become like this, you have to help me continue to calculate yesterday's formula, understand?" Now Stark completely lost the whole building With regard to the access to the villa and even all the armor, he cannot express his wishes through meowing, let alone implement fingerprint verification or retinal verification.

Jarvis was silent for a long time before saying, "Maybe it's hungry?"

Damn!

Stark let out an unfriendly cry.

"I think it's just hungry," said Jarvis firmly. "May I ask why the cat is here, Miss Lillian?"

"He's Stark." Ma Linglong said, "For some reason, he turned into a cat, and I can't communicate with him. It's really bad."

"Yeah, it's terrible." Stark said, he stretched out a paw and put it on Ma Linglong's chest, "What's worse, I didn't respond to your chest!"

"Don't worry, it'll be fine when the medicine wears off."

"I don't want to fuck you, Linglong, God, I won't be like this forever!" Stark slid back and forth in Ma Linglong's arms, wagging his restless tail vigorously.

"Don't be afraid, I won't send you to a pet shelter, I'll take you to Hogwarts." Ma Linglong had to turn his whole body over, and Stark, who was on all fours, stared at her in horror , "You are a cat now, but you are safe there."

"No, you don't get it!" Stark twisted his chubby belly, "I'm going crazy, why can't you understand, I thought we had a tacit understanding, sweetheart, even though I'm cat!"

"Okay, don't move around." Fortunately, Ma Linglong turned into a bat, and it thought that this might be the form that was closest to Stark's heart.

"You're getting smaller?" Stark said in surprise, "It's dark, is it a bat, I remember you said you could turn into a bat, but what's the point of you being like this, we're not one Racial. Why don't you become a cat, a beautiful little she-cat, and maybe we can have a pei..." Oh no, wait, why did I use the word "pei"?

However, Ma Linglong was wrong. She still didn't know what Stark was talking about, but at least she could sense that Stark was not in fear. Maybe he was a little flustered, but she didn't react with fear for her change.Ma Linglong could tell Stark's mood at the moment from the smell emanating from Stark's hair. Apart from being unable to communicate in words, Ma Linglong suddenly understood.

"Stark." Ma Linglong said, "I will take you to Hogwarts, but you must promise me that you can only stay by my side."

"Otherwise where else could I go." Stark pressed his head against Ma Linglong's stomach, wanting to express intimacy, but because of his force, Ma Linglong fell backwards, "Sorry." He said, "Do you want me to lick your fur?"

Ma Linglong was hesitant to transform back. Stark was a bit too big for her, and he didn't know how to control it at all. His meat pad was at least half the size of Ma Linglong's face. She hoped he wouldn't Suddenly pounced.Just when Ma Linglong thought so, Stark had already pulled her in front of her with two front paws, and he licked his rough tongue on the top of the bat's head.

"Oh, you don't smell very good. I thought you would be very fragrant." Although he is Stark, he has all the characteristics of a cat at the same time. Cats have no sense of taste, but their sense of smell is better than dogs. Be sensitive.

"Don't lick me!" Ma Linglong changed back in discomfort, almost pressed Stark under her buttocks, she grabbed Stark by the back of the neck and continued, "You are a cat now, so you can see many What you can't see, don't be curious about everything you haven't seen."

"I don't want to lick you either, this is an instinctive reaction." Stark's eyeballs shrank rapidly, "Wait, what is that, a ball of paper, look, there is a ball of paper, don't you want to give it to me? "

Ma Linglong followed Stark's eyes and said weakly, "You should go to the pet shelter."

Bruce Wayne's call directly dialed Ma Linglong's cell phone. She didn't press any answer button, and a man's voice came from the receiver: "I don't think you are free." Bruce said first, "Since I I have arrived at Stark and your residence, I still hope you can give me 2 minutes."

"No!" Ma Linglong almost rebuffed in an uncontrollable tone, "I'm tired enough, please find another day."

"Isn't today our appointment? You said you would meet me at Los Angeles Airport, but I waited for you there for two hours." Bruce said calmly on the phone, "I know you've been busy recently, so I By coming to you directly, it would save us both a lot of time. I hope you remember what I told you last time, about people illegally buying and selling magic items."

Ma Linglong and Batman have cooperated many times, and each time there is new progress. He found out who was behind the black police and learned about a bigger conspiracy through the mouth of the other party. There is a huge organization behind them. , named after the evil animal - Hydra.Batman encircled and suppressed the secret base of "Hydra" with his own strength, and he later realized that it was just one of the many branches of Hydra.This made him feel that the ominous air was secretly surging, and a single branch could turn Gotham City into a mess. Bruce couldn't think about how much combat power was hidden behind this force.

He tried not to think about how much time he had left to live, Bruce was already ready to face death.

"Yes, I remember." Ma Linglong said with a headache, "but there are special circumstances today." She was supposed to fly to London at the airport in Los Angeles a few hours ago, but Stark's troubles followed.

Stark jumped onto Ma Linglong's lap: "I'm familiar with this voice." His hearing was also many times better than before, "Bruce Wayne, right, he's right." Claw fiddled with the phone.

"Stark, don't make trouble." Ma Linglong slapped Stark's paw off.

"Stark is here?" Bruce said, "That's good. This matter has something to do with Stark Industries. Well, open the door and buy me a cup of coffee. That's enough time."

"Let him in." Stark nimbly jumped to Ma Linglong's shoulder, "Don't think that Batman has sharp claws, I can't wait to scratch his face."

Ma Linglong didn't know that Stark would have such agility, he was so fat, but jumped up and down like an oversized squirrel: "I'm going to put you in a cage, Stark!"

Bruce heard Ma Linglong's angry shout through the Bluetooth headset. He was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I don't want to admit that I might be a little out of date, but does this sound like some kind of perverted interest?"

The author has something to say: Yes, I’m not mistaken, whoever said that fat cats must only be orange cats~ The reason why it is set as a black and white cat is because I remember someone analyzing the cat’s personality, black and white cats tend to be neurotic And if he is active, the orange cat is a little more honest, so according to Nini's personality, no matter how fat he is, he should be restless~