As an ordinary person in your family, I am also very desperate [Comprehensive]

In the evening, Kamiya sat on the toilet and made a trembling phone call. Of course, the phone still belonged to Irmi.

The phone buzzed for a long time, but no one answered.Kamiya frowned, not only because of Mi Chi's refusal to answer her phone, but also because of her painful belly.

The cooks from the Hunter Association are all so delicious. Kamia accidentally ate three parts of chocolate Napoleon, five parts of black currant brownie, six parts of mango pudding, one piece of vanilla ice cream, and the staple food of fresh shrimp Baked rice with cheese ended up like this in the end, but she didn't regret it.

After making the third call, the person on the other end finally pressed the answer button.

"Big, big brother, why did you call suddenly? I was going to the bathroom just now, so..." A cautious and cautious voice came from the opposite side, and Kamia could even hear the vibrato contained in this sentence.

The second brother is even more useless than her, he is too scared to answer the phone.

Kamiya was happy all of a sudden, but the result of the "puchi" was her stomach twitching, and the feeling of colic in the large intestine immediately taught her to re-understand life.

She gasped suddenly, and Mi Ji on the opposite side heard that the voice was wrong, and immediately shouted: "Kamiya!"

"Yes, second brother." After a little bit of physical settlement, Kamiya felt that her stomach seemed to be a little better than before.

Mi Ji on the opposite side took the phone away at this time, and after confirming the number on it again, he put his ear on it again.

"Are you using Big Brother's cell phone? Did you meet Big Brother? He didn't do anything to you, did he?

It would be ridiculous to say that some of the brothers would express their concern for her so bluntly.Hearing his question, Kamiya suddenly felt her frightened heart recover, and miraculously, her stomach pain disappeared.

But she didn't stand up and continued to sit on the toilet.

"No, just say that my mother asked him to take me back, but he needs to get a hunter's license, so he will take me home after the hunter exam is over."

"Going home... It's good, it's so dangerous outside, if you, a girl, encounter a powerful kidnapper outside, you won't be able to beat him."

"..." Kamiya felt that there was no way to talk today.

Everyone thinks that she will die very quickly outside, but in fact she has lived well until now, although it has only been two or three days.

"Kamiya?" Mi Ji called out uncertainly after not hearing the voice from the other side.

This is what makes me worry about using my elder brother’s mobile phone. I don’t know when I will change someone. When I think that one second I was happily chatting with my lovely sister, and the next second I will be replaced by a terrifying elder brother. Miji thinks that if It was true that he was going to have nightmares tonight.

Fortunately, Kamiya's voice came from the opposite side soon.

As long as this person doesn't try to imitate Qi Ya's speech, there is still a lot of difference in tone and voice.

There was no change of person on the other side, and Mi Ji continued to open up his chatty nature, and asked in a rambling manner: "By the way, it's also night at your side now, brother is with you?"

However, when Kamiya heard this, she wanted to cry a little.

"My brother and I share a room..."

Mi Ji on the opposite side felt his stomach twitch violently.

"...The big brother is by your side?" Mi Ji asked in a very low voice, and Kamiya almost didn't hear what he was asking clearly.

"Brother is in the room, and I'm going to the toilet." Although Kamiya had diarrhea from eating too much, overall, Kamiya was still very happy, so she couldn't help but shared with her best second brother: "I Let me tell you, brother invited me to dinner today, the cooks of the Hunter Association are really good, especially the cakes and desserts, which are much more delicious than the cooks at home, the takeaway you ordered last time was not as delicious."

Mi Ji sucked his saliva when he heard it. Generally, what Kamiya said was delicious must be delicious, but what Kamiya said was unpalatable would definitely not even want to touch his Sanmao.

But Mi Ji quickly discovered the fault in this statement, yes, there must be a fault, why would the eldest brother pay for dinner.

But in the end, what he uttered ridiculously was a sentence that had nothing to do with these things——

"Kamia, you said you were going to the toilet?"

Listening to Mi Ji's voice raised in vain, Kamiya closed her mouth instantly and remained silent.

"As I said before, you are not allowed to play with your mobile phone or make a phone call when you are in the toilet. You will get hemorrhoids. Although girls rarely get this kind of disease, you like to watch it on the toilet like an old man. Newspapers...ah, no, it's watching TV on your mobile phone, and it will grow on your ass..."

"But you don't always do this..." Kamiya retorted softly.

"So I got it. Although I'm fine now, it's a lifetime of pain. I don't want you to repeat my mistakes."

Kamiya didn't know how to answer this sentence at all.

This kind of thorough analysis of one's own dark history is really hard work just to give his sister a warning.

After Mi Ji finished yelling and calmed down, his mind became active again, and then he thought of a particularly horrifying thing.

"I suddenly remembered, this is my brother's cell phone."

This topic was a bit jumpy, Kamiya blinked her eyes, and said "hmm" again.

"It's over!" Mi Ji exclaimed, and reminded his younger sister with a look of lovelessness, "You can take care of yourself, I'll hang up first, come back when you have something to say, and don't use your brother's mobile phone to make calls in the future."

Kamiya was puzzled, staring at the blacked-out screen, thinking that her second brother probably had a bad stomach too.

Because her stomach ached long ago, Kamiya wiped her butt and flushed the toilet before leaving the bathroom.

Yiermi is standing by the cabinet at the moment, the nails on his face have been pulled out, but the restored appearance of Yiermi makes Kamiya feel like she hasn't seen her for a long time. , causing her to almost forget what her eldest brother was like.

The elder brother who is black and straight is the best looking.

Kamia glanced twice, and finally set her gaze on the earphones he was wearing on his ears.

Kamiya didn't think about it at first, and watched Yi Ermi calmly take off the earphones and put them on the cabinet, and was about to go up and return his phone.

"Kamia, do you know that you can't go to the bathroom for more than 10 minutes?" Yiermi looked at her calmly, Kamia was taken aback by him, and asked in a strange way: "Then what if you are constipated? "

"Let the people in the kitchen prepare you a large dose of medicine that causes diarrhea?" Yi Ermi tilted his head, and seriously offered a constructive suggestion.

"..." Kamiya, who has never been constipated since she grew up and only has diarrhea, felt that she had asked a very idiotic question.

She returned the mobile phone to Yi Ermi, and the moment the mobile phone was passed, Kamiya suddenly remembered the last sentence of the joke.

Big brother's mobile phone, and big brother wearing headphones...

"You eavesdropped on my phone call with my second brother?" Kamiya looked at Yi Ermi in shock, but her elder brother still looked unshakable in front of her, and he nodded very frankly, not feeling at all that he was eavesdropping on the conversation of his younger siblings There is something wrong.

"Follow me from now on, don't hang out with Miji all the time." Yiermi raised her hand and nodded her chin, and continued in thought, "As for Miji, I will educate him when I go back, and he even brought bad habits to my younger brother. younger sister……"

... No, the second brother is innocent.

Kamiya had a mournful face, at this moment she could finally understand the ridiculous life without love.

She lay down on the bed in frustration, while Yi Ermi stood beside her bed, looking down at her with only one head exposed.

"Do you remember everything I said?" Yiermi held a change of clothes in her hand, and asked again before going to take a shower.

Kamiya nodded very seriously: "Well, I remember everything, brother, go take a shower."

"Then talk about it."

"...don't hang out with the second brother, don't be like him, and stay with you more in the future, and take you as an example..."

The last two just made Kamiya want to cry.

"and also……"

"Anything else?" Kamiya blinked.

After losing the contact lenses, those eyes were dark and bright, and under the light of the bedside lamp, there seemed to be bright stars in them.

Yier fans don't like to see her wearing colored contact lenses, he prefers Kamiya's original appearance, which is more similar to him.

"From now on, you can't go to the toilet for more than 10 minutes...but I think this rule must also be followed by Chiya and Kurt."

Kamia stared at her elder brother fixedly. At this moment, she seemed to see the black horns protruding from the long black hair, but as an obedient sister, she forced herself to nod and agreed.

"...Well, I remember."

"Hey——" Yi Ermi patted Kamiya's head, "Then go to bed first, good night."

"Good night!" Kamia closed her eyes mechanically, as if a good baby was going to sleep.

As soon as Kamiya closed her eyes, Yi Ermi couldn't help sticking out her tongue. Thinking of her shocked and aggrieved appearance just now, Yi Ermi felt in a particularly good mood.