[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

"The planning and copywriting of the treasure hunt game used to work in the admissions office of the university, right?" After filling out nearly [-] registration questions, Newbella felt almost blind, "'Please describe your character in [-] words', 'Please briefly describe your expectations for your future partner', "Can you accept that your future partner has a history of marriage and childbirth"? Isn't this really an application form for a blind date club?"

Oh wait!Blind date club application form?

Newbella had a flash of inspiration: "Peter, can you please help me get a glass of blue leaf juice?"

"Um, yes." Peter put down the mouse, "But...don't you like drinking leaf juice?"

"I like to drink it now." Newbera tried to make his expression look more believable, "Although they are hard to drink, you will get used to it after drinking."

Peter believed it: "Okay, I'll go find Gemma right now."

As soon as Peter left the suite, Newbella immediately contacted Daisy: "Daisy, do me a favor."

"Okay, what's the matter?" Daisy readily agreed, "...Oh? What game? All right! Can you send me the link?"

"The computer is a little far away from me." Newbera tried to stretch his arms, but still couldn't reach the computer desk. "It's just a simple treasure hunt game. I want to see how Peter answers the questions on the registration form."

It worked!

Daisy and Natasha clapped their hands lightly, but they said, "Um, is this okay? Doesn't it violate Peter's privacy?"

"But he has already seen my answer!" Newbella felt aggrieved, "There are more than 500 questions, and Peter even knows my expectations for my future partner."

"What game are you playing? It's so perverted! Even if you ask this kind of question, maybe you copied it from a dating website?" Daisy gave Natasha a thumbs up. These questions are really from Natasha. Copied from a famous dating website.

Natasha lip-synced silently: "Thank you for the compliment."

"It's an unknown treasure hunting game. The official collection of the answers to these questions is to calculate the degree of cooperation of the game partners, so as to facilitate the assignment of mission maps in the future." Newbella scratched at the bed sheet, "Daisy, do you want to know more about Peter? !Please~"

Natasha fell to the ground laughing, and said angrily, "Daisy, she said your game is not famous!"

Daisy couldn't hold back any longer: "Okay, okay, no problem."

"Oh, there is one more question." Newbella looked around to make sure that Peter hadn't returned yet, "Can you help me find out what schools are near Caltech?"

"Why is that?" Daisy was puzzled, "Are you ready to fill out the university application form? But why do you have to be near Caltech?"

"Because... because Peter's first choice is Caltech." Newbella whispered, "I want to be closer to him, but I can't follow Caltech..."

"Why can't you fill it in?!" Daisy suddenly became excited, and Natasha also moved to the phone excitedly, "The moon is the first to get the moon, girl! Even if you and Peter are only half a kilometer apart, you can talk on the phone for eight hours a day. But the girl from the same department who goes to and from school with him every day!"

"But you know I'm not good at biology, I can't learn a subject with him..."

"If the two of you were in the same school, Peter's female classmates would have no advantage at all." Daisy couldn't help but admire her improvisational ability, no matter how big the bug was, she could fix it, "Speaking of which, what major do you want to study? ?”

"Mythology? Literature? History? Human beings?" Newbella was confused, "I haven't made up my mind yet."

"Caltech has all these majors." Daisy asked Natasha to open the school's official website, "I'll send you a brief introduction of each major later, you can take a good look."

Long after the call ended, Daisy and Natasha were both immersed in the joy of "getting closer to success" and couldn't recover.

"I'm so happy, maybe I can live to see Tony as a grandfather." Natasha wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "You're right, Newbella is more inspiring than Peter, and she is very fast on the road."

"Don't look at who her mother is?" Daisy dragged the attachment of the professional profile sent to Newbella into the mailbox, "Huh? Why is there an email from Tony?"

"I received it too." Natasha slid the phone screen, "SHIELD illegally installed encrypted routes in Stark Tower? He and Saul are going to see Fury, what's going on?"

"Colson has gone too." Daisy hurriedly clicked on the attachment, "Oh my god! Friday cracked the message sent through the encrypted route, and it really was Hand's instruction! What should we do?"

"Contact the other members, and you and I will go to the Trident to support Tony." Natasha said decisively, "Also, tell the Aurors to hurry up and hunt down Hugo, he is the key."

"Let's do it now." Daisy typed quickly, entering various instructions into the computer, "Do you need to notify Newbella and Peter?"

"Yes." Natasha put on her jacket, "They are members of the [Avengers], of course they have the right to know what happened here."

The Avengers soon received Daisy's request for help. Except for Barton and Banner who were far away in Kenya and could not return, Newbella and Peter recuperated in Shell Cottage, and the other members began to rush back.

Steve repeatedly told Natasha to stay with Tony and not let him conflict with Fury, but according to the front-line reports sent back by Coulson, the situation is not objective.

Natasha drove Daisy and Scott to the Trident headquarters in a Quinjet fighter jet. Coulson personally picked them up on the tarmac. His head was bandaged, and the blood on the bandage looked quite fresh .

Natasha's heart suddenly turned cold: "What happened to your head? Where's Tony? What happened to Fury?"

"Don't worry, Agent Romanov, Tony is still free." Coulson said he was fine, "Agent Hand said a lot of things that offended Stark, I rushed over to try to persuade him, but was injured by a flying tablet It's — Saul threw it."

"You should be glad that he threw the tablet instead of the Meow Hammer." Daisy supported Coulson distressedly, "I just said Hand has a problem! Where's Fury? Did he participate?"

Coulson's voice was covered by the noise, the sirens in the building kept going off, cleaners and detectives poured into the evacuation passages in groups, cell phones rang one after another, and everyone seemed panicked.All evidence indicates that a serious conflict has just occurred here.

Natasha and her team struggled through the crowd and entered the backup elevator. After everyone stood still, Scott pressed the floor button.

"The director insisted that she didn't know about it, and Hand also insisted that it was her own idea, but Stark obviously didn't accept that." Coulson smiled wryly, "You guys are late, didn't you see Tony smashing the director's office angrily?" scene."

"Oh, that scene is definitely exciting." Scott sneered, "Spying on Tony's innocent daughter? What's the point! If it were me, I would have smashed the Trident headquarters!"

"Young man, can you stay calm?" Natasha comforted him, then turned to Coulson and asked, "Did Hand justify himself?"

"Of course." Coulson sighed, "Thanks to Loki and the Chitauri army, Hand has a strong sense of wariness and hostility towards other non-human races, and Newbella is not even the only protoss she secretly monitors. I only It can be said that Hande's watch list is longer than my communication records."

"Then what about Hugo Danzig?" Daisy asked, "He is a Death Eater, has Hand gone to this extent by any means?"

"Her idea is to fight evil with evil: Humans can't hurt the Protoss? OK, Death Eaters come on. Death Eaters can't do it? Well, monsters take over." Coulson had nothing to say to his former partner, "Tony At that time, she was so angry that she almost strangled her to death."

"I wish Tony would have strangled her. Not all alien races are as brutal as Ares, Loki, and the Chitauri army." Scott said angrily, "Newbella is a good boy, she never thought To colonize the earth!"

"I thought Hande was being stubborn, but I didn't expect that she was actually being paranoid." Daisy said helplessly, "Fortunately, I found out early, otherwise I wouldn't know what trouble she was going to make."

The elevator's ascent slowed down, and their destination was reached.The door opened slowly, Daisy supported Coulson and walked in front, with Scott in the middle and Natasha behind.

Saul was standing in the aisle outside Coulson's office with his hammer in his arms. When he saw the crowd coming, he hurriedly stopped them: "Shhh, wait a minute! Tony is talking to Newbella."

As soon as the voice fell, the office door opened, and the bruised Tony stood at the door holding the phone, with a serious expression: "She is still a child, how can you tell her such a thing?"

"This child just hit Ares with the sword of Azrael, and she can bear these little things." Coulson said, "In fact, according to the evaluation of the SHIELD psychologists, Newbella's ability to bear Stronger than you."

"Even so, she's still an underage child—a very smart kind." Tony rolled his eyes, and let them in sideways, "Do you know how many lies I made up to convince her that I didn't fight Hand? ?”

"This is your IQ problem." Natasha looked him up and down, took out her phone and texted Steve, "Captain must be very happy to know you didn't cripple yourself."

"I'm also very happy to know that I won't have to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair," Tony sneered, "Fry promises to give me a satisfactory explanation and get Newbella's notes back - yuck! The thief yells "stop thief, maybe the notes are in his drawer."

"I can pry the drawer open for you." Scott rolled up his sleeves, "or crawl in through the keyhole to take a look."

"Don't be impulsive." Natasha warned her team members, "I understand the feelings of being a parent, but you can't mess around. If you leave a clue, their next surveillance behavior will be justified."

The author has something to say: Tony, Scott: We are honored to announce that [The Vengeful Father Alliance] is officially established!

Steve: It really breaks my heart for my best friend's son and granddaughter.