[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

November seems to be coming to an end, and the weather in Godric's Hollow is getting worse every day, with icy snowflakes in the sky most of the time.

After being too cold to hold a pencil several times, Peter angrily studied the instructions of the nanny's wand, and then successfully cast several temperature control spells and humidity control spells in the suite to ensure the indoor temperature and humidity within the range suitable for human existence.

Newbella learned to use several housework spells, so she and Peter soon wore sweaters woven by magic, and they could drink freshly squeezed juice every day when they got up together.

But biscuits, burgers and sandwiches are out of the question, because food is one of the five exceptions to "Gamp's Law of Basic Transfiguration", which in short is that magic cannot conjure food out of thin air - thanks to The Wizarding World Guide "Food Chapter".

However, despite growing proficiency in the use of magical products, Newbella's work has not progressed, and neither has Peter's.To make matters worse, Agent Hand, who has been reinstated, has sent people to Godric's Hollow, and is now searching for their traces.

Peter, who was in charge of wandering outside and asking the villagers if they had seen Hugo, passed the agent several times in a series of thrills, and he had to hide his whereabouts more carefully.In the Weasley brothers' notebooks, he had almost torn through the articles on "The Nanny's Wand Instructions and Protection Charms", and now their suite was covered with protection charms inside and outside.

"Today, an agent came to the hotel to ask the boss for questioning." One day at dinner, Peter said to New Bella, "Fortunately, you bought him with gold Galleons in advance."

"I also taught him to send text messages, okay? That's the main reason why he is willing to help us." Newbera took out a red pen and a map, and drew a big cross on "Forest Area Nine".For several days, she spent dozens of hours searching the area without finding anything, and her eyes were a little inflamed.

"By the way, Coulson contacted me again, begging me to go back again." Newbella opened a new bottle of eye drops, squeezed a few drops into his eyes, "I don't understand, they Why can't you understand what I'm doing? Hello, that Muggle trapped in the forest, who may be murdered by Death Eaters at any time, is my own father!"

"Probably they have full confidence in the accompanying Aurors! In addition, Hand convinced several senior agents that it is not safe for humans to stay outside." Peter lazily yawned, "Congratulations, now you It's on the danger list like Loki and Lucifer."

"Hahaha, it's really humorous." Newbera wiped off the overflowing eye drops, then flattened the map, and flicked the "Forest Area Ten" with his fingers, "When I catch Hugo, I have to throw his interrogation report on the map." Look at the faces of those senior agents to see who is more dangerous to stay outside."

"Please remember to notify me." Peter smiled, "I want to occupy the best viewing position."

Half a month after entering Godric's Forest, Tony gradually got used to the fact that he couldn't communicate with the outside world in a conventional way. The protection spells and shielding spells of the wizards caused the radio waves and signals to always bypass the space they were in, instead of directly go through.Therefore, he always thought that New Bella and Peter were still obediently staying in the Shell Cottage.

Until 14:35 in the morning of November NO.[-], Ron Weasley told him a message from the encrypted radio station of the Ministry of Magic.

"What did you say?!" Hearing the news, Tony was extremely astonished, and the suitcase armor in his hand slammed on the hard mud, "It's unscientific...it's impossible, Coulson promised me... What the hell is going on?!"

Tony expressed his confusion and annoyance incoherently, smashing whatever he picked up, and the Aurors next to him fled away one after another, leaving Ron to clean up the difficult situation.

"Tony, calm down first." Ron quickly hid the items Tony could get at hand, and at the same time comforted him in a calm tone, "Agent Coulson said they are in Godric's Hollow..."

"They? Who else? Who else?" Tony turned around abruptly, the anger in his eyes gushing out like lava from a volcano, "Peter? Daisy? Gemma? Or Natasha?"

Ron hesitated for a few seconds before telling him, "Peter...it's Peter and Newbella."

"Oh, it's perfect! Two underage avengers! Is Coulson crazy?" Tony held his head in his hands and hurried around the room, "If there is any mistake between them, how can I explain to May? How can I... I Why...fuck! Let me out, I will go and clean up these two brats myself!"

"You can't go out." Ron said seriously. "It will destroy the protection and shielding spells we have worked so hard to build, and then expose our existence, and Hugo will run away like a rabbit again."

"How can a rabbit run as fast as him? Why don't you compare him to Ares!" Tony was furious, "When I go back... When I go back, I have to consult those education experts. I don't believe I can't find them." The way to deal with Newbella! The dead child really makes me worry! Hand is still staring at her!"

"New Bella is your daughter at first glance, and she behaves exactly like you. What can you complain about?" Ron put the last knife into the drawer and sealed it with a magic spell. "Now you can understand Are you in my mood?"

"What's your mood? You don't have a daughter!" Tony said angrily, "Damn, why are these brats so disobedient?"

"How I felt when you disobeyed orders and acted on your own," said Ron calmly. "To be honest, Steve and I had a pretty good conversation about it."

"That's different." Tony snorted, "First of all, I'm an adult. Second, I passed all the assessments of SHIELD. Finally, I have rich combat experience, and SHIELD didn't list me as a danger List. What about her?"

"Well, let me think about it." Ron showed a thoughtful expression, "First of all, Newbella is a demigod, with super fast flying, great strength, and superb vision. Secondly, she is undead to some extent. body. In the end, she cut Ares."

"I don't even bother to refute your words one by one." Tony rolled his eyes, "Do me a favor, Ron, ask your colleague to send Coulson a message for Newbella through the radio, but the words are very serious and scary, eerie That kind of notice."

"Okay, what do you want to bring?" Ron threw him a notebook, "You write what you want to say on it, and I will let Dean forward it to Shell Cottage through the encrypted radio station and then forward it to Coulson."

"Great." Tony picked up his pen and read as he wrote, "'Honey, hurry back to Shell Cottage and don't run around.'"

Ron choked on pumpkin juice: "Is this the kind of notice you said' the words are particularly serious and terrifying, and eerie'? Isn't the tone a little too gentle?"

"Why? I haven't said anything serious to her, so how do I know what to write?" Tony looked innocent, "So, it's up to Dean and you to make the words of the notice scary, I trust you guys can do it."

Ron: "..."

Tony stuffed the notebook into Ron's hand and patted him on the shoulder affectionately: "I'm going to monitor the tent, I hope Hugo can make some moves today. God, I really hate the deadlocked situation!"

"Be patient, Tony." Ron put his notebook into his satchel with mixed feelings, "Now we'll see who gets lost first."

"Of course, patience. The most important thing I lack is patience." Tony put on his battle suit and strode out, "Otherwise, Newbella would have been pissed off."

Ron raised his eyebrows noncommittally, and muttered behind Tony's back: "The devil will believe you."

It took Newbera three days to search Forest Area Ten, and the result was the same as in other areas: nothing.During this period, she thought she had encountered a protection spell, but after careful investigation, it was just a fragment of a protection spell from 15 years ago.

"I know that I have to face countless disappointments, but I didn't expect there to be so many times." During dinner, Newbella couldn't help but confided to Peter.To avoid S.H.I.E.L.D. agents these days, they all opt to have their boss deliver food to the suite.The innkeeper charged an extra cleaning fee, but Newbella didn't care, they had plenty of money.

"Anyway, you have encountered a protective spell, and rounding it up is a bit of a gain. I have asked all the streets and alleys of Goric Valley, and I have never seen Hugo." Peter picked up a cut lamb chop and mechanically stuffed it into his mouth. , "I have to avoid those damn agents these days, so I can't go to several places with a lot of traffic. This can't go on anymore, we have to find a way to lure the agents away."

"I discussed this issue with Coulson. He wants to personally lead Hand's people away, but you know the current situation in S.H.I.E.L.D....everyone is lining up, and he is at a disadvantage." Newbera Said, "Hey, why doesn't Ares come out to be a demon? I really hope he makes a big noise so that S.H.I.E.L.D. can turn its attention to him."

"Fokkin and Wuni couldn't find him, maybe he ran back to Olympus to recuperate." Peter said, "Loki is still serving in Asgard, and he can't come to Earth to do things. Lucifer... "

"What can the good-for-nothing Lucifer do?" Newbella poked a piece of stewed potato, "Oh, hell, why do these villains always drop the line when they are needed?"

Peter paused for a moment while cutting the lamb chops, looked up at Newbella with a complex expression, and then broke out into a burst of laughter.

"What are you laughing at?" Newbella asked suspiciously, "Where did I say something wrong?"

Peter laughed so hard that tears came out. He dropped the knife and fork, grabbed the tablecloth at hand and wiped his eyes: "Listen to what you said! 'Why do these villains always drop the line when they are needed?' You Listen for yourself!"

Newbella recalled what she had said, and found it a little funny, but she stubbornly refused to admit it: "The logic is correct, but there is a problem with the expression. Oh, stop laughing!"

"No, no, I want to write it down." Peter bent down and picked up the paper and pen on the ground, "What a good documentary literature subject, I have already chosen the title." "Loki will cry when he hears it, and Ares will cry when he knows it." Silence: Villain We Need Your Help"

"No, don't write!" Newber stretched out his hand to grab the paper in Peter's hand, "Give me the paper, Peter!"

Peter leaned back vigorously on the stool with both feet, trying to widen the distance between him and Newbella, and was about to tease her a few words, when he suddenly felt the vibration of the air outside the room change, as if someone was approaching the suite.

"Shh, don't talk!" Peter immediately let go of his feet to let the stool return to its original place, covered Newbella's mouth, and let the nanny's wand quickly check the protective spell in the room, "Someone is coming!"

"Woooo!" Newbella struggled to free his hand, but Peter was so engrossed in feeling the unusual change in the air outside that he didn't even realize what he was doing.

"What? What did you say?" Peter fixed his eyes on the door of the suite, "Speak up..."

Newbella: "..." Brother, you are covering my mouth, why do you want me to speak up!

The author has something to say: Tony: There is a little pride, a little relief, and a ton of worry.

Loki: At this time, the ants on the earth should think of me.

Ares: I always feel that something is wrong...