[Comprehensive British and American] God's life is difficult and how to break it

Newbera quickly assessed the current environmental conditions: Thanks to Ares, the buildings of more than one meter in the commercial street of the town have disappeared, not to mention completely razed to the ground, and scattered irregularly. The huge pit, if you don't pay attention, you will fall down.

The conditions are too bad.Newbera thought that even if the fire support of the team members arrived, the figure would be completely exposed due to the lack of shelter, and Ares could harvest the heads of the Avengers like whack-a-mole.

She looked around at a loss, hoping to find a place with tall forests or tall buildings, but the sword of the god of war called Ares was everywhere around the town, so there was no suitable location.

"Why don't you do it yet?" Lucifer said anxiously, "He's already got up!"

"I'm trying to find a way to cover them, you try to hold him back!"

A few pages of "Elipe's Notes" marked with page numbers suddenly flashed through her mind. Newbella pushed Lucifer forward and quickly went to find the small medicine bottle in her backpack. Several "potential field" agents were developed.

"What...what?" Seeing Ares getting up with his sword, Lucifer panicked, "I'm not good at chatting with people in this situation!"

"Aren't you responsible for psychological warfare?" Newbera simply took off his backpack and rummaged through it. "Tell him about the sword of the God of War, Hephaestus, to stimulate him and humiliate him."

"...You might as well just kill me." Lucifer said so, but obediently cleared his throat, "Wait a minute, what's the matter with the God of War sword?"

"Hephaestus pretended to repair the sword for Ares, and took the opportunity to modify the material and design of the God of War sword, thus affecting its original attributes and divinity." Peter's crisp youthful voice suddenly rang on the radio, " God, do you never read the documents handed out in meetings?"

"Let me ask." Lucifer didn't blush at all, "What document?"

"...When I didn't say it," Peter resolutely gave up struggling, "We just arrived at the arsenal, how is your side?"

"Lucifer has a rare display of his power as a devil, although only for a few seconds." Newbella found a green medicine bottle, "For Chloe's sake, Peter, help him. Lu Xifa, follow what he said, and the tone can become more... a bit meaner, so that it can buy me a few more minutes."

The green medicine bottle contained a "stunning potion" that could stun creatures within a radius of [-] kilometers, which was obviously not what she needed.

Peter didn't hesitate: "Okay."

"Don't take the opportunity to say strange things to her, young man." Tony interjected, "You can't create a private channel either, I have administrator privileges."

"It's gone now." Natasha said lightly, "Tony, do you think everyone is you?"

"I beg you to start quickly." Lucifer was sweating nervously, watching Ares' movements without blinking, "It's scary, he's after me!"

"Just stare, who is afraid of whom?" Newbera looked at the several medicine bottles in his hand, some of them were orange-red, some were lavender, and there were detailed labels on the bottles without exception.

"Where's your golden-red magic eye? Let it out to scare him! And your sword of Azrael, quickly light it up and let it transform!" She hurriedly threw the medicine bottle back into her backpack, reaching the bottom of the bag Disturbing, I did not forget to yell at Ares in my busy schedule, "Aris, he knows what happened to your God of War sword! Ask him!"

Ares narrowed his eyes, and looked at Lucifer more and more dangerously: "Oh?"

Lucifer froze: "New Bella, you really want to kill me... Yes! I just know it!"

Then quickly lowered his voice: "Peter, Peter, are you there?"

Newbella, Peter: "..."

"Your sword of the god of war, it's fancy but not useful! Hephaestus moved his elbow—no, moved his finger, and changed its attributes by more than half. Your IQ is also quite indescribable. Only now did I realize that something is wrong with the Excalibur, what about the promised true love?"

While talking and laughing happily with Ares, Lucifer dutifully blocked Newbella with his body, and the flaming sword in his hand kept emitting dazzling light.

Newbella took the time to find a few light gray medicine bottles, which contained stone-diagnosing potions.Gemma wrote on the label: "Capable of turning the Sahara into a Sahara boulder in three seconds."

This works.She hurriedly stuffed the medicine bottle into her trouser pocket, and went on to search for other medicines.

"Ha, mistress! You deserve it!" Lucifer yelled suddenly, almost knocking over the incandescent potion in shock, "I have great sympathy for Hephaestus, it would be better for you if you didn't melt your sword !"

"Don't mention Tony to me! When Tony met Aphrodite, the goddess of marriage had already declared her marriage to Hephaestus invalid."

Peter was stunned for a few seconds, and hurriedly explained: "I didn't say this part..."

"I know." Newbella gritted her teeth. Her jeans were too tight, and the medicine bottle couldn't fit in anyway. "He improvised."

"I'm justifying your father's name!" Lucifer switched the "chat channel" with ease, "Are your pants tight? Have you gained weight?"

"She didn't gain weight, it's just a normal puberty... normal, volume expansion." Tony solemnly justified his daughter's name, "My dear, what I said is true, you are not fat at all."

"You should wear uniforms," ​​Steve said. "They're really ugly, but they're baggy."

"I wouldn't let my daughter wear such an ugly training suit."

"Tony, didn't you find someone to design that?" Barton said, "And can you stop arguing, Natasha?"

"Their speeches have been blocked." Natasha said lightly, "Peter, you continue."

Lucifer then chatted with Ares, and it happened that Ares also liked to talk nonsense, so their interaction was very harmonious, so harmonious that Peter was worried: "It is said that the villain dies because of talking too much, but Lucifer's words seem to be worse than Aris. There are more Reese, I am afraid of him..."

"Impossible, the villain is handsome from the beginning to the end, and he can be handsome for three seconds." Newbera can be regarded as having placed the stone-pointing potion and the forest-growing potion, "I have to fly up and sprinkle the potion, so that the effect is better Well, how many minutes are there until you arrive?"

"About 2 minutes." Natasha said sharply, "How long do you need? Sif said that Fokkin and Wuni can cover you in the air."

"One minute is enough. It takes 1 seconds for the forest-growing potion to take effect, and it takes ten seconds for the forest to grow." Newbella hid behind Lucifer, looked up at the sky, and looked for the best place to spray the medicine. "Lucifer, again Hold on for a while."

"I think he's about to go berserk. If you want to go to heaven, hurry up." The atmosphere became more and more tense, and Lucifer didn't dare to be distracted, "Everyone, if I die heroically, please make the tombstone into the shape of a cookie ,Thanks."

"You live well, I don't have the energy to make your tombstone or attend your funeral." Newbella rolled up her trousers, "Also, beware of Chloe being snatched away."

Newbella looked up at the sky again. The gray-blue sky was filled with dark clouds, and even half of the sunlight could not penetrate. Fu Jin and Wu Ni flapped their huge black wings and hovered in the best position for spraying medicine. looking at her.

"I'm leaving." Newbella let out a soft breath, curled up and let go of her fingers, "Go make trouble!"

The author has something to say: Little Spider’s second easter egg is particularly wonderful, with bursting acting skills, rich in philosophy, and the essence of the whole film. The information contained in it even affects the future development of the Marvel Universe. If you don’t watch it, you will regret it for a year~