Liu Fang was complacent, and was suddenly squeezed into a corner of the wall. When she looked up, she was stunned.
A group of young girls were so excited that their eyes sparkled and they talked in one go——
"Huohuo, you are finally here!"
"My mother called me up before dawn, because she was afraid that I would not be able to grab it if I was too late, so I waited for more than an hour. Huh, it's so cold!"
"Huohuo, why aren't you where you were last time?"
"That's right, we even occupied a booth for you. But then we gave it up to an old lady."
"Wow! What beautiful tomatoes and eggplants!"
"I want ten catties of tomatoes!"
"Weigh ten eggplants for me... no, twenty."
"...Sisters, keep your eggplants!"
……
"Slow down, slow down, don't squeeze, don't squeeze," Luo Feng laughed until his eyes disappeared, "Everyone line up obediently, come one by one, everyone has a share. Regular customers can get [-]% off by liking pictures on WeChat .”
Half of the tomatoes on the car went down in a blink of an eye.
Although Liu Fang loves to take advantage of small things, she loves saving face the most. Last time, Luo Fen made her old man and her son make a big fool of herself, and she had already forced her to lose face in front of her folks. This time, she just said it, and it took less than half a day. Within minutes, he was slapped in the face, his face turned blue and red and turned white, it was ugly as hell.
She almost hated Luo Feng in her heart, but the stall owners and folks around her looked like they were enjoying the show. She was ashamed and angry and couldn't save face. She gave those theatergoers a vicious look, and wanted to keep quiet Son sneaked away.
"Oh, isn't this the elder sister who just said that the tomatoes can't be sold?" A sweet potato seller next to him took advantage of Luo Feng's help and sold several roasted sweet potatoes in a short time. Seeing her wanting to slip away, he didn't mind watching the excitement. The matter is serious, "Didn't you say that you just leave it here and watch it today? Why, let's go now?"
"That's right, aunt," said a sister who sells trinkets, "Didn't you say that this broken foreign persimmon sells for ten yuan a catty, so how could it be sold? You also said to see who takes advantage of it to buy it."
As soon as these words came out, the little girls queuing up to buy vegetables all cast angry eyes at Liu Fang.
Liu Fang was stared at by so many pairs of eyes, and felt that her face was being cut down layer by layer with a knife. She became angry from embarrassment, spread her legs and sat on the ground, broke the pot and said, "I just scolded you, It's you little girls who are scolding, what's wrong with you? You are being bullied, you are being bullied, a group of bullies are chasing this kind of two-chair boy like crazy. Broken foreign persimmons cost ten yuan a catty as a treasure, and your brains have been kicked by donkeys, right? ? Does the subject know that you have broken shoes with these two chairs outside? Disgraceful! Immoral!"
The old lady Po completely tore off her face, her voice was surprisingly loud, but after a while, a group of spectators gathered around, the little girls were neither as thick-skinned as him, nor as loud as hers, and they couldn't beat her with all their tongues. The little sisters were about to cry.
Luo Feng just heard her scolding all the way, she was all smiling, her temper was so good that even Wang Daqiang was amazed, but now the smile on her face suddenly cooled down.
There was still a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, but there was no smile at all in his eyes.
He stuffed the wallet in Wang Daqiang's hand, picked up the large loudspeaker on the car, and sat on the three-horse carriage: "Liu Fang, who the hell are you scolding?"
He deliberately pushed the volume to the top of the super-large loudspeaker, the sound was so loud that half the street could be heard, and it instantly crushed Liu Fang's cursing in the street until there was no scum left.
"What did you call me?" Liu Fang became even angrier, pointing at him and shouting, "What do you call me, little bastard?"
"I don't call you Liu Fang, what do I call you?" Luo Feng smiled and blinked her eyes, "Fat woman? Poor old woman? Or crazy old woman?"
Luo Feng spoke very slowly, and every word was pronounced in a correct manner, just like a broadcast, and soon attracted a large number of spectators, pointing at Liu Fang, and those who knew her began to popularize her science to the people around her. The story of the old man's son sleeping naked on the street soon spread the "glorious deeds" of her family all over half the street, and bursts of laughter came from the crowd from time to time.
Liu Fang was so angry that her hands trembled: "You, you... Do you still have my elder in your eyes?"
"Elder?" The last trace of smile on the corner of Luo Feng's mouth also disappeared, "The reason why elders are called elders is because there is something worthy of respect from others. It's not just that you can be called elders when you are older, but you can also sneak around when you are older. , stealing sheep, borrowing without repaying, talking nonsense, and swearing in the street, that is called disrespectful and immoral. Since you want everyone to treat you as an elder, act like an elder, don't sit on your old age Playing tricks and talking nonsense on the ground. Is this what an elder should do? Now three-year-olds don’t do it anymore, okay?
"There are a lot of children who are not as old as a three-year-old, and they have lived to the age of a Chinese pastoral dog, right?
"Do you think I'm not pleasing to the eye and come at me? The girls have provoked you? Or are you old and have bad eyesight, so you can't see who is who, so you bite people?"
……
Luo Feng has won the true biography of Wang Daqiang for being a person. He speaks fast, pronounces words clearly, and is supported by super-large loudspeakers. He is like a machine gun with sufficient ammunition.
Liu Fang wanted to talk back, but even if she yelled loudly, it was like a kitten meowing, and no one could hear her say an egg.
Where has she suffered from such a big "dumbness" in her life, she rolled her eyes in anger, panting, panting like a bellows, and the finger pointing at Luo Feng kept trembling, like a Parkinson's patient in the late stage: "You you you you you……"
"What are you talking about? Speak louder, it sounds like a mosquito humming, I can't hear you."
Liu Fang finally completely lost her mind, got up from the ground, and rushed over to pinch Luo Feng's neck.
Luo Feng stretched out his hand to hold her arm, and said with a smile: "I'm the one who will take revenge, you have to think about it before you do it... Maybe you and I didn't get enough tanning last time, so you want to do it again? "
The onlookers who had been popularized about their family's "glorious deeds" laughed in unison.
Liu Fang: "You you you you you...you dare!"
Luo Feng blinked her big eyes full of curiosity: "Why don't I dare?"
"why?"
"Why exactly?"
"Why didn't you speak?"
"Oh, why are you crying?"
"Don't cry, don't cry, Brother Luo will give you candy."
He took out a truth stick from his pocket, peeled off the candy wrapper, and quickly stuffed it into her mouth.Liu Fang obviously didn't think of his magical operation, and was stunned for a moment, beating his chest and feet with sugar in his mouth, and began to cry loudly.
A group of young girls were so excited that their eyes sparkled and they talked in one go——
"Huohuo, you are finally here!"
"My mother called me up before dawn, because she was afraid that I would not be able to grab it if I was too late, so I waited for more than an hour. Huh, it's so cold!"
"Huohuo, why aren't you where you were last time?"
"That's right, we even occupied a booth for you. But then we gave it up to an old lady."
"Wow! What beautiful tomatoes and eggplants!"
"I want ten catties of tomatoes!"
"Weigh ten eggplants for me... no, twenty."
"...Sisters, keep your eggplants!"
……
"Slow down, slow down, don't squeeze, don't squeeze," Luo Feng laughed until his eyes disappeared, "Everyone line up obediently, come one by one, everyone has a share. Regular customers can get [-]% off by liking pictures on WeChat .”
Half of the tomatoes on the car went down in a blink of an eye.
Although Liu Fang loves to take advantage of small things, she loves saving face the most. Last time, Luo Fen made her old man and her son make a big fool of herself, and she had already forced her to lose face in front of her folks. This time, she just said it, and it took less than half a day. Within minutes, he was slapped in the face, his face turned blue and red and turned white, it was ugly as hell.
She almost hated Luo Feng in her heart, but the stall owners and folks around her looked like they were enjoying the show. She was ashamed and angry and couldn't save face. She gave those theatergoers a vicious look, and wanted to keep quiet Son sneaked away.
"Oh, isn't this the elder sister who just said that the tomatoes can't be sold?" A sweet potato seller next to him took advantage of Luo Feng's help and sold several roasted sweet potatoes in a short time. Seeing her wanting to slip away, he didn't mind watching the excitement. The matter is serious, "Didn't you say that you just leave it here and watch it today? Why, let's go now?"
"That's right, aunt," said a sister who sells trinkets, "Didn't you say that this broken foreign persimmon sells for ten yuan a catty, so how could it be sold? You also said to see who takes advantage of it to buy it."
As soon as these words came out, the little girls queuing up to buy vegetables all cast angry eyes at Liu Fang.
Liu Fang was stared at by so many pairs of eyes, and felt that her face was being cut down layer by layer with a knife. She became angry from embarrassment, spread her legs and sat on the ground, broke the pot and said, "I just scolded you, It's you little girls who are scolding, what's wrong with you? You are being bullied, you are being bullied, a group of bullies are chasing this kind of two-chair boy like crazy. Broken foreign persimmons cost ten yuan a catty as a treasure, and your brains have been kicked by donkeys, right? ? Does the subject know that you have broken shoes with these two chairs outside? Disgraceful! Immoral!"
The old lady Po completely tore off her face, her voice was surprisingly loud, but after a while, a group of spectators gathered around, the little girls were neither as thick-skinned as him, nor as loud as hers, and they couldn't beat her with all their tongues. The little sisters were about to cry.
Luo Feng just heard her scolding all the way, she was all smiling, her temper was so good that even Wang Daqiang was amazed, but now the smile on her face suddenly cooled down.
There was still a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, but there was no smile at all in his eyes.
He stuffed the wallet in Wang Daqiang's hand, picked up the large loudspeaker on the car, and sat on the three-horse carriage: "Liu Fang, who the hell are you scolding?"
He deliberately pushed the volume to the top of the super-large loudspeaker, the sound was so loud that half the street could be heard, and it instantly crushed Liu Fang's cursing in the street until there was no scum left.
"What did you call me?" Liu Fang became even angrier, pointing at him and shouting, "What do you call me, little bastard?"
"I don't call you Liu Fang, what do I call you?" Luo Feng smiled and blinked her eyes, "Fat woman? Poor old woman? Or crazy old woman?"
Luo Feng spoke very slowly, and every word was pronounced in a correct manner, just like a broadcast, and soon attracted a large number of spectators, pointing at Liu Fang, and those who knew her began to popularize her science to the people around her. The story of the old man's son sleeping naked on the street soon spread the "glorious deeds" of her family all over half the street, and bursts of laughter came from the crowd from time to time.
Liu Fang was so angry that her hands trembled: "You, you... Do you still have my elder in your eyes?"
"Elder?" The last trace of smile on the corner of Luo Feng's mouth also disappeared, "The reason why elders are called elders is because there is something worthy of respect from others. It's not just that you can be called elders when you are older, but you can also sneak around when you are older. , stealing sheep, borrowing without repaying, talking nonsense, and swearing in the street, that is called disrespectful and immoral. Since you want everyone to treat you as an elder, act like an elder, don't sit on your old age Playing tricks and talking nonsense on the ground. Is this what an elder should do? Now three-year-olds don’t do it anymore, okay?
"There are a lot of children who are not as old as a three-year-old, and they have lived to the age of a Chinese pastoral dog, right?
"Do you think I'm not pleasing to the eye and come at me? The girls have provoked you? Or are you old and have bad eyesight, so you can't see who is who, so you bite people?"
……
Luo Feng has won the true biography of Wang Daqiang for being a person. He speaks fast, pronounces words clearly, and is supported by super-large loudspeakers. He is like a machine gun with sufficient ammunition.
Liu Fang wanted to talk back, but even if she yelled loudly, it was like a kitten meowing, and no one could hear her say an egg.
Where has she suffered from such a big "dumbness" in her life, she rolled her eyes in anger, panting, panting like a bellows, and the finger pointing at Luo Feng kept trembling, like a Parkinson's patient in the late stage: "You you you you you……"
"What are you talking about? Speak louder, it sounds like a mosquito humming, I can't hear you."
Liu Fang finally completely lost her mind, got up from the ground, and rushed over to pinch Luo Feng's neck.
Luo Feng stretched out his hand to hold her arm, and said with a smile: "I'm the one who will take revenge, you have to think about it before you do it... Maybe you and I didn't get enough tanning last time, so you want to do it again? "
The onlookers who had been popularized about their family's "glorious deeds" laughed in unison.
Liu Fang: "You you you you you...you dare!"
Luo Feng blinked her big eyes full of curiosity: "Why don't I dare?"
"why?"
"Why exactly?"
"Why didn't you speak?"
"Oh, why are you crying?"
"Don't cry, don't cry, Brother Luo will give you candy."
He took out a truth stick from his pocket, peeled off the candy wrapper, and quickly stuffed it into her mouth.Liu Fang obviously didn't think of his magical operation, and was stunned for a moment, beating his chest and feet with sugar in his mouth, and began to cry loudly.
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