After being reborn, the film king went to farm and raise his baby to make a fortune

When receiving Zhang Dazhuang's call, Luo Feng was checking Weibo.

Hot search No. [-]: #Explosive professional graduates bomb their alma mater with their own hands#

Netizen comments: I have fulfilled my childhood dream.

The second most searched: #C-4罗风火开饭#

Fan comments: My idol has also realized his dream - to be a real and unpretentious coquettish little farmer!Sell ​​your own food and let others talk about it!

Netizens commented: ...it's amazing to have a dream!

Luo Feng was lying side by side with Wang Daqiang on the bed, comfortably applying a pure natural plant mask, brushing hot spots, hot searches, sand sculptures, and yawning wildly while hahaha.

The happiest time of the day is before bedtime!

But there are some people who don't stop and insist on disturbing his happiness!

It was the time when it was warm and cold, and the temperature difference between day and night was huge. Luo Feng was wrapped in his little down jacket, yawning all the way, very unhappy!

But when I got to the greenhouse, I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Zhang Dazhuang: "I heard the geese crowing. They both ran away for a long time, but the geese caught up and chased them back."

Zhang Dazhuang: "You goose god!"

Luo Feng smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Under the dim light at the entrance of the shed, the dustpan was overturned, and the golden corn was spilled all over the ground. Luo Moomian and Liu Fang squatted under the wall with their heads in their hands, surrounded by six geese.

Two of them flew up and flapped their big wings fiercely. Two of them rushed over and twisted their faces crazily. For the parts described, twist left and right, and twist in 360 degrees.

Luo Mo's face instantly screamed like a pig being slaughtered, and she quickly let go of her hands to cover her crotch.

The geese finally caught the opportunity and swarmed up. One frantically twisted its nose and the other frantically twisted its ears, which made the couple cry for their father and mother.

"Stop yelling," Luo Feng said lightly, "Uncle, auntie, grandma was 'going away' by you, it seems that Qingming is about to pass, if you yell, maybe I will come back to ask you It's dead."

The couple didn't even dare to shout for a moment, their facial features were distorted by the pain.

"Nephew, good nephew," Liu Fang cried, "tell these animals to go away!"

The raptors expressed their dissatisfaction, and twisted harder, making screams of dissatisfaction while twisting, causing Liu Fang and Luo Xiangshang's eardrums to hurt sharply.

Almost deaf!

Luo Feng ignored her, took out her mobile phone and called the police.

The village is not far from the town, and 5 minutes later, the police from the police station came to the scene on a big motorcycle.

Luo Shangxiang and Liu Fang were finally "rescued" and sat in a small room next to the shed with blood on their faces.

The geese stared fiercely at the little eyes, walking restlessly back and forth outside the door, while making warning sounds.

Luo Feng reached out to hug one, and stroked it comfortingly, which immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of the other five, and swarmed up, stretching out their long necks for petting.

"..." He had no choice but to lick them one by one.

Brother policeman: "Tell me, what's going on?"

Luo Feng was about to speak when Liu Fang wailed to the policeman, "He's stalking the goose and screwing us up like this, blah blah blah! The goose also screwed the old man's cock. He's not very good at all. It's a complete ball game!" She said and slapped her thigh: "Why is my life so hard!"

Luo bowed upwards, unable to speak due to the pain, his face turned green when he heard this, and he struggled to curse: "You damn... damn old woman, why don't you talk... no one treats you as dumb!"

"You old man, your life is almost ruined, and you still want to meddle in my mother's business?" Liu Fang sprayed him with saliva, and then turned to the police, "Uncle police, you must deal with it fairly! You must not Indulge this kind of gangster who is free and murderous! Must be severely punished!"

"Uncle Policeman" who just turned [-]: "..."

He turned to Luo Feng without hesitation: "Tell me, what's going on?"

Luo Feng raised her chin with a smile: "The one who came to steal the food was screwed by the goose!"

"Nonsense! We're just passing by!"

"Oh? In the middle of the night, on the barren slopes and mountains, passing by?"

"We are so full that we can't sleep, take a walk... Can you control the walk?"

"Who knows how to ride a three-wheeler while walking around, and also carries a dustpan of corn with him?" Luo Feng pointed to the corn scattered on the ground outside, and said to the police, "Brother, I suspect that they..."

"Nonsense! We did not poison!"

"Oh," Luo Feng nodded slowly, "So you also poisoned? Did you want to poison our cute goose?"

Liu Fang: "..."

Her face was disastrous, and the bloodstains gnawed out by geese became more dazzling. Each bloodstain was neatly arranged in two rows, as if she had a face full of mouths, but she could only say one sentence over and over again——

"You're talking nonsense! I didn't!"

If you check it out, you will understand.

Although the conditions of the township police station are poor and they don’t even have drug testing equipment, the police are very experienced. When they squeezed two kernels of corn, they immediately smelled it: “Pesticides.”

At this point, the facts are clear.

The old couple wanted to poison the geese who were watching the greenhouse and then steal vegetables. They didn't expect the geese to be so picky eaters, and they dismissed the corn they brought, but they had a "soft spot" for the two of them, and they couldn't help but twist their faces.

Oh, and screw**.

... This goose's hobbies are really weird!

As a result, the food-stealing duo was taken to the police station for registration and filing. On the way, Luo Xiangshang was in so much pain that the police had to send them to the town health center to bandage them.

Where have the doctors and nurses on duty seen such a thing?

They all came to watch.

Before dawn, the news that Luo Moumian and his old woman went to steal vegetables, but was twisted by a goose, and her nipples were swollen, spread throughout the town.

The more rumors become more bizarre, the more rumors become more evil.

"Have you heard? The last time it was snowing, that Luo Xi basked in the face of Luo Mo, and went to steal vegetables in the middle of the night yesterday, and was screwed by a goose!"

"I heard that his place was wrung so bloody, it's probably about to be scrapped!"

"I heard that Luo Mo's face was screwed off by a goose!"

……

According to the rumors, Luo Xiangxiang became a man without sex.

Luo Wei hurried back after receiving the news. He was "scientifically popularized" all the way, flustered and bewildered. When he arrived at the health center, he was told that he had left.

"Leaving?" Luo Wei's expression changed drastically.

"Well," the nurse nodded, "I was taken to the police station by the police."

"..."

Luo Wei hurried to the police station again.

His partner, Li Yunqing, was woken up in the middle of the night and followed him around like a dog, his face getting uglier and uglier: "Didn't you say your dad is a farmer entrepreneur? Farmer entrepreneur... that's it? "Steal food?Still screwed by a goose?

Luo Wei looked confused: "When did I say that my dad is a farmer entrepreneur?"

"Just last time," Li Yunqing said, "I asked you what your dream is, and you said that your dream is to become a peasant entrepreneur just like your father."

Li Yunqing and Luo Wei met when they were working in L City the year before last. At first she didn't take a fancy to this unattractive man, but when they talked about their dreams when they went out to dinner, the other male colleagues said that they had no dreams. Luo Wei said that he has a dream to become a farmer entrepreneur like his father.

From that day on, Li Yunqing looked at Luo Wei differently.

His father is a farmer entrepreneur, and his family background is at least well-off. As long as a man has a dream and doesn't muddle through his days, what does it matter if he looks bad?

Li Yunqing followed suit and agreed to Luo Wei's overture.

The two have been talking for two years. From a co-worker relationship to a long-distance relationship, it was clearly agreed before next year that they would take her home to look at the new house after the Chinese New Year, but when things came to an end, they suddenly regretted it, and they were still hesitating in their speech. .

Li Yunqing became suspicious and didn't discuss it with Luo Wei. She took advantage of the Qingming holiday and killed her directly, and called Luo Wei when she arrived.

How dare Luo Wei take her home?I had no choice but to open a room in the county and coax her to stay for one night first.

Li Yunqing was very dissatisfied at first, but she didn't expect to be picked up by a phone call in the middle of the night, and followed her boyfriend to the hospital and the police station. Of course, she was upset!

After hearing her words, Luo Wei recalled the joke at the wine table last time: "Yes, my dad's dream is also to become a farmer entrepreneur. I said my dream is the same as my dad's, is there anything wrong?"

Li Yunqing: "..."

The town is small, and the police station is within walking distance.

It was broad daylight now.Luo Feng went back to catch up on sleep last night, and got to the police station early to take notes, just in time to bump into Luo Mo's face couple who had been tossing around in the hospital all night, their faces covered in disinfectant/potion.

The police have already done the registration and filing. Since they committed the crime for the first time and attempted theft, they decided to keep a case record and focus on criticism and education.

The couple were severely criticized by the police, and they were squatting in the corner, reciting eight honors and eight disgraces with a sad face.

Don't leave if you can't finish it!

Luo Xiangshang was fine, at least he could read a few characters. Liu Fang didn't know a single big character, and couldn't even read it. He followed Luo Xiangshang and read it upside down, but couldn't remember anything except the words "be proud and ashamed".

When Li Yunqing followed Luo Wei to the office of the police station, what he saw was such a shameful scene.

She glanced into the office, and her footsteps stopped suddenly.

Luo Wei angrily stepped forward and questioned Luo Feng: "Is this how you treat my parents? Do you still have elders in your eyes?"

After Luo Feng finished taking notes, she raised her head slightly with a smile: "Of course I have elders in my eyes. I am a person who respects the old, loves the young and is polite, but the objects are limited to people. If it is not people, there is nothing I can do."

"You!" Luo Wei jumped up angrily, "You are still a popular idol, I think you are a hooligan! Now the world is really bad, anyone can be an idol? Daughter-in-law, take a look, he will treat you What did the parents-in-law and mother-in-law do? It's too shameful!"

Li Yunqing stood at the door of the office in a daze, without speaking.

Luo Wei thought she was acquiescing, and became more energetic in an instant. He touched the phone from his pocket with a smirk: "Expose him, you must expose him! Let his fans see what he really looks like! Those The fans are so fucking stupid, they would like this kind of rascal idol!"

He took out his phone and pressed it twice: "Fuck! The battery is out...Daughter-in-law, lend me your phone."

Li Yunqing pushed him back, took two steps forward, and walked not far in front of Luo Feng, her face was flushed, and her voice was trembling with nervousness: "Luo Fenghuo, I have liked you for a long time, before "National Idol" When you are here, you are my onepick! You...can you sign me?"