After being reborn, the film king went to farm and raise his baby to make a fortune

Xie Liaoyuan looked at the screenshot sent by his mother and fell into deep thought.

As an excellent learning machine, he quickly listed the key points on paper——

Raiders direction:

1. Abusing scum → who is it?

2. Do it, see people's hearts over time → which one to do?

Since Xie Liaoyuan was dissed by his beloved little hands, it is easy to think about everything, and when he touches the following sentence "XX kung fu is deep, the iron rod is ground into a needle", and instantly feels a dull pain in a certain part of himself.

What a naughty little fairy!

He shook his head and continued—

like:

1. Delicious→chef√

2. Snacks (nuts) → buy buy buy

3. Sleep→√

4. Money→√

The order of the three screenshots was out of order, Xie Liaoyuan flipped to the last one, only to see the phrase "I'm about to have a baby", and he was taken aback for a moment.

What? ? ?

He couldn't believe his eyes at all.

got the wrong person?

How can it be!

Xie Liaoyuan boarded the cabbage live app with a confused face, clicked on the live broadcast replay, and watched it several times.

That's right, he's sure, this is his little hand pocket!

At this moment, Ding Dong!

Your mother: Yuanyuan, why didn't you tell your mother that my daughter-in-law is a girl.

Your mother: Ninety-nine percent of the baby she is carrying is your goose, my grandson!

Your mother: Of course, it could also be a little cotton padded jacket—I have wished for a little girl who could make skirts for her since you were a child.

Your mother: You have to hurry up and chase her back. Giving birth is a major event in life. You don’t know how painful it is for a woman to give birth. You have to stay by her side, don’t you know?

Xie Liaoyuan: ...he is a man.

Your mother:? ? ?

Your mother: Are you sure? ? ? ! ! !

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

Of course he is sure!

The book has already been ordered, he can't be so dizzy that he can't even tell whether the person who ordered the book is a man or a woman, okay?

But the people in the live broadcast are obviously his little pockets.

Xie Liaoyuan was completely dizzy.

What is going on here?

Is he crazy or is the world crazy?

Xie Liaoyuan imagined one, two, three, four, five possibilities, but finally rejected them all, leaving only one possibility - there are two people under the skin of this live broadcast account, one is Xiaoshouwo, and the other is Xiaoshouwo's ​​elder sister or younger sister.

That day's live broadcast was his small hands.

And it was his sister who was chatting with his mother.

But if this is the case, my sister has no time to grow vegetables if she wants to have a baby, and she doesn't have to have a baby... Could it be that he is going to work?But he has just built the shed!

Xie Liaoyuan felt like his brain was overloaded with an old computer, the amount of information was too much to handle, and the CPU was almost burned!

Luo Feng was also furious.

He didn't sleep well all night, and got up early in the morning to think of countermeasures.

Cattle are the most annoying species in the world!

They robbed train tickets, concert tickets, and even the hospital's expert account. They hoarded them and sold them at high prices, and they sold them at five times or ten times the high price!

There is no conscience at all to cheat you of money while you are in a hurry!

In the previous C-4 concert tour, there were many scalpers who cheated fans of a lot of money, and this time they even wanted to steal his food!

After snatching it, not only did they put up the label [C-4 Luofenghuo Organic Vegetables in Luofenghuo Farm, 50% for the fake one, no deceit for the old man], but also changed hands for ten times the high price, even the cabbage was sold for [-] yuan a catty!

It has even developed a proxy grabbing service, where the proxy grabbing is 500 yuan once, and the specified quantity and type is 1000 yuan.

This is too despicable!

Luo Feng held his small toothcup and brushed and thought and thought. After washing, he nestled on his small cashmere carpet to brush Weibo.

After one night, related hot searches climbed from the bottom to the top——

#罗风火一食不得#

#When the scalper grabs food in progress#

#罗峰火Organic Vegetables Monopolized by Scalpers#

#Cow high price dishes#

……

It's really hateful and sandy, which makes people angry and want to laugh!

The people who eat melons have long been laughing together!

- Those who have heard of scalpers scalping tickets have never heard of scalpers scalping their vegetables. This year's scalpers are not very good, they are not qualified!

- Hahaha, have the scalpers even started selling vegetables?

- Is it something about xswl, as long as you get in touch with Luo Fenghuo, it will become abnormal?

- Upstairs is the truth!

- the truth 1

-I was sobered up by laughing so early in the morning hahaha!

……

The fans were all outraged.

- That's the fan benefits Huohuo gave us!Why let the cow be robbed!

-yes.Let's not buy vegetables from scalpers, let's see what they do!

- But how can we fight scalpers? The last time my brother opened the dish, he sold out QAQ within ten seconds.

- That can't make the scalpers run rampant anymore!

- Boycott scalpers!Boycott illegitimate birth!

……

The other fans didn't care, but Liang Yun was in a hurry.

The large batch of food she grabbed last time is almost gone. If she can't get any more food, grandma will be in trouble if she refuses to eat well!

@火火家的小梁: Flames, who still has food in hand?Can you transfer some to me [tears] accept a modest price increase!

- It's eaten up, help expand!

- help expand [touch hair]

- Help expand!

……

Soon, tens of thousands of posts were retweeted in the fan circle, and she rushed to the top of the most popular Weibo!

But Luo Fenghuo's dishes are really delicious, and the ones that were snatched before were quickly eaten up. Later, the small-scale opening of the dishes was caused by scalpers, and the fans almost didn't grab them.

Everyone has no food in their hands.

Liang Yun was very disappointed.

Ding dong!@Charming-4罗凤火, whom you pay special attention to, commented on your Weibo!

@Charming-4Luo Fenghuo: The address is private to me, and I will send you the wind!

The fans exploded instantly!

-ah!Is it Huo Huo himself?

- Jealousy is tearing me apart!

- Jealousy 1QAQ

-It's so warm, as expected of my idol!

- Is Huo Huo finally willing to send the wind? [doge]

- The stingy person set up Hiahia to collapse~

- The stingy idols collapse online, hahaha!

-Hahaha upstairs, are you all devils? [laughing and crying]

- The devil is the devil [Yun Bei]

……

Luo Fenghuo was very angry at first, but he couldn't help laughing when he watched it.

Hahaha!Is this the legendary fan sui idol?

@Charming-4Luo Fenghuo: Scalper, I have seen your body, so beautiful!Your brother Luo likes to eat the most!Shabu-shabu, fried steak, stewed tomatoes, stewed potatoes, steamed beef with flour, beef with egg, Dengying beef, Hang pepper beef tenderloin, West Lake beef soup... You Luo Ge loves it all!Advise you to be careful! [bad laugh] [Nine Palaces]

Jiugonggeli is the nine cooking methods of yellow beef.

There was an instant burst of laughter on Weibo.

The hot search was once again captured by the three words Luo Fenghuo!

#罗风火Pretty Warning#

#罗风火火吃饭牛#

#罗火火 Issues Foodie Challenge to Scalpers#

#108 Ways to Eat Yellow Cattle#

……

Fans and melon-eaters have shared the delicacies made of beef in their hometown, such as charcoal-roasted beef, boiled beef, stewed beef, beef sausage, beef floss, beef jerky... The scalpers were ridiculed by netizens. Cooking, all kinds of chopping, all kinds of drying, all kinds of air drying.

Very miserable!

The idols of other people are angry at scalpers, but our idols want to eat scalpers!

... What a coquettish idol who is out of the ordinary and doesn't play cards according to common sense!

Both Wang Daqiang and Zhu Hong almost went crazy laughing, but Luo Feng didn't laugh, because they are happy, but the matter is not resolved.

For breakfast, I ate Luo Fenghuo brand fried steak.

The fried beef is old and hard. Luo Feng chewed and chewed, and the cheeks were sore from chewing. I was very disappointed!

After breakfast, Luo Feng dug out his little notebook and wrote and drew on it.

——Purchasing restrictions?

——Human flesh scalpers, blacklisted from the customer list?

He bit his pen and thought for a long time, but Wang Daqiang slapped his hand: "Is it dirty?"

Luo Feng's eyes sparkled, he got up from the ground, put on his little coat, and walked away quickly: "I'll come as soon as I go!"

"Zhu Hong!" Wang Daqiang worried that he was running around with the child in his arms, and quickly called Zhu Hong to follow.

Luo Feng ran to the Internet cafe in town to find the legendary "sweeping monk" who graduated from 211 with a major in computer science but insisted on returning to his hometown to open an Internet cafe.

The "sweeping monk" is anxious about the three major hobbies in his life-money, code, and sleep.

When he was picked up from the bed, he was anxious and irritable: "What are you doing?"

"I want to do business with you," Luo Feng asked, "You know how to make small programs, right?"

"Of course! Give me money?"

"Here, the market price!"

Immediately, he regained his energy from anxiety: "Deal!"

Because the price Luo Feng offered was fair, he was so anxious that he couldn't sleep, so he drove him out overnight. When the food was served on the third day, the fans and scalpers were stunned together!

what's the situation?Answer questions and grab food?

10 questions?Three seconds for each question?

All the answers are correct to grab the food?If you answer one wrong question, you will lose the qualification to grab food?

The scalper opened the mini-program for answering questions with a dazed expression.

When did No.1 Luo Fenghuo make his debut?

A.20181020B.20181021C.20181022D.20181023

After three seconds.

System: Sorry!You have timed out!You have lost the qualification to grab food!Thank you for your next visit!

Scalper II——

No.1 What color is the shirt that Luo Fenghuo wore in the third song of his first concert tour?

A. Red B. Yellow C. Blue D. Green

He ordered one at random.

System: Sorry!You got it wrong!You have lost the qualification to grab food!Thank you for your next visit!

Scalper Three——

No.1 咚咚咚 [5 seconds audio] Which song did you hear the prelude of Luo Fenghuo?

……

Yellow cattle three, died.

As a new fan in March, Xie Liaoyuan was asked by his mother to help him grab food, but he was also ruthlessly blocked from the gate.

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

He finally started to reflect, isn't he a qualified fan?

As a CEO with a strong desire for knowledge, Xie Liaoyuan started Baidu - "What is a qualified fan?"

1. You can't stop signing in for rankings.

2. Pay attention to works, stay away from life, and don't do illegitimate meals.

3. No recruiting, cheating, or whoring for nothing.

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

He is a high-achieving student with an MBA, but he can't understand half of them.

...It's really not a qualified fan anymore!

He closed the browser in frustration, glanced at the various nuts piled up half of the living room, and sent a private message to the anchor Manjing.

——Even if Xiao Shouwo doesn't like to eat these, it's good to give them to his little nephew.

The anchor Man Jing was nestling on the small cashmere carpet, blinking her watery peach eyes, looking at Wang Daqiang: "Brother, I want to engage in fan-picking activities."

Sooner or later the question bank will be leaked, and the scalpers will become his "die-hard fans" sooner or later.

The answering applet can only resist for a while.

Besides, he doesn't want to keep all passers-by and customers out of the door, and he will let it go sooner or later, but if the IP real-name purchase restriction is implemented at that time, it will be very inconvenient for fans like Liang Yun to buy, so he still has to give some Fan welfare.

It's better to hold a Weibo lottery, whoever is drawn will be picked by the fan club based on the ranking record or super chat check-in record.

Die-hard fans like Liang Yun who have written long Weibo posts and tore up sunspots can give the green light at their discretion.

Wang Daqiang: "No way!"

"Why?" Luo Feng had expected it long ago, with a look of disappointment from the performance, blingbling peach eyes, "Nainai can sell long johns if she has a cold, why can't I do picking?"

Wang Daqiang: "..."

It made sense, but he was speechless!

After a while, Wang Daqiang sighed: "Two questions. One, do you want your 'beer belly' image to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people?"

Luo Feng: "..."

"Second, we have tried our best to avoid leaving detailed information in the mail, so it is not safe. Once you start picking, the specific location will be exposed, and fans and paparazzi will swarm you for illegitimate meals. Are you still going out? "

Luo Feng: "..."

He also admitted that what the agent said was right, but there had to be a solution.

Luo Feng sighed two, three, four, five in succession.

Ding dong!You have a new private message!

Xiaoshouwo 521: Good evening!

Xiaoshouwo 521: Is it the manjing gg who licked the cute goose in the live broadcast?

Luo Feng: "..." Isn't this nonsense?

Manjing: Yes.

Xiaoshouwo521: Why don't you show your face in the live broadcast?

Manjing: Because I am ugly.

Little Hand Wo said the same thing to him!

Xie Liaoyuan became more determined.

Xiaoshouwo521: Let me ask you a question.

Xiaoshouwo 521: I have a friend who fell in love with someone, similar to your situation, he also has no idea about dating and finding true love.If it was you, if the other party confessed rashly, would you consider it?

Manjing: No.

Manjing: I'm not interested in dating.

Man Jing: But my situation is different. If I want to fall in love, I must be the first to find him.

Xie Liaoyuan was suddenly a little nervous, his palms were slightly moist.

Xiaoshouwo 521: Why?

Manjing: Because he is my ex's Bai Yueguang, the Bai Yueguang who robs the scum, he is afraid of being slapped in the face, how cool it is hahaha!

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."