After being reborn, the film king went to farm and raise his baby to make a fortune

Luo Feng smiled slightly: "Is that true?"

"Really! You brother Tie! You are a reputable pure man, every mouthful is a nail! Once a word is said, it is hard to follow!" Tie Jizong said so boldly, because he is sure that Luo Fenghuo will not win this competition!

As long as Luo Fenghuo recognizes himself as his grandson, and when the time comes, he will make a video and send it out, and Guanbao will ruin the reputation of the popular traffic called his mother!

Luo Feng asked Zhang Dazhuang: "Did you record it?"

Zhang Dazhuang nodded: "Recorded."

He still uses a brick phone for the elderly, with big fonts and loud voices, and chats on WeChat cards for a long time, but the recording effect is amazing!

Only Brother Tie's loud voice came from the microphone: "If you sweep it down, you win. From now on, you will shave your head and show your ambition, and you will be my big brother!"

It was three points louder than his original voice.

Tie Jizong: "..."

With his legs spread apart, he stood on the ground like an iron tower, and waved his hand: "Brothers, stand here and stand around."

Seventeen brothers cheered over, and the children stood in a circle as if they were playing with their handkerchiefs.

Tie Jizong raised his chin: "Come on!"

"What's the rush?" Luo Feng took out a tissue, swiped with a signature pen, and wrote all the flags one, two, and three of Tie Jizong's flag, signed the cursive name, and handed it to Tie Jizong.

"What?"

"Sign it. In case Brother Tie regrets it later, don't you think so?"

"...There are so many fucking things!" Tie Jizong took it impatiently, and signed his name crookedly.

Taking advantage of his signature, Luo Feng took a picture with a "click", and sent it along with the recording to ten earthy bodyguards, asking them to share their coordinates on Moments.

"Extraordinary and extra! Brother Tie shaves his head and shows his ambitions! Everyone, come to Luofenghuo's shed to watch the excitement! If you miss today, you will regret it for a year! [Photo][Audio][Location]"

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

-true and false?

- isn't there a picture of this

-The voice is also right, he came back to our house to eat Bawang meal, and he spoke in this tone!

- Shaved Mingzhi?It's too damn relieved!

- no, did you listen to the tape?How could Luo Fenghuo knock down so many people with one stick?

-Anyway, if you dare to be tough with an iron cock, I respect Luo Fenghuo for being a man [thumbs up]

- lit [candle]

……

A row of candles appeared underneath.

But in any case, this is a rare bustle in ten miles and eight towns!

Even before the people Fei Zhen called to help arrived, the spectators had already flocked to the scene, completely enclosing the open space in front of the shed.

Tie Jizong has long been impatient: "Can we start?"

Luo Feng smiled and nodded, and said to one of the bodyguards, "Go, remove the mop pole for me."

Tie Jizong and his younger brothers: "..."

The onlookers laughed in unison.

"Remove the mop pole...hahaha I laughed so hard!"

"Don't laugh, Luo Fenghuo might be able to figure out how miserable it will be later."

"Maybe we can make a comeback!"

"Yes, yes, has Luo Fenghuo suffered a loss since he came back? No. Maybe he can really counterattack! Rubbing his little hands excitedly."

"Stop dreaming! With Luo Fenghuo's slender arms, he can knock down eighteen elders with a single stick? Can you do it?"

"……cannot."

"...I can't either."

"Oh! I can't bear to watch it."

……

The fans who rushed over after hearing the news went crazy!

Seeing the little girls crying in anxiety, Zhang Dazhuang finally belatedly remembered Yan Luo's entrustment.

Although he didn't know why Wang Daqiang told him not to let Brother Luo mess around, he still dutifully asked in a low voice: "Brother, can you do it?"

Brother Tie's younger brothers erupted into a burst of unbridled laughter in an instant.

"Hahaha, if you can't do it, don't hold on!"

"It's too late to regret it now."

"That's right! You bow to Brother Tie, apologize, and call Brother Tie grandpa. Maybe we Brother Tie have a lot of adults, so we won't bother with you."

……

Luo Feng was still smiling and easy to bully, he said softly in his heart: "Baby, you are calm, dad will show the baby today what it means to be handsome and explode the whole universe!"

Thinking of the baby, the light in his eyes became softer, and his tone became even more outrageously gentle: "Are you all ready?"

The little brothers didn't take it seriously anymore, they stood up and laughed one by one.

"Then I'm welcome!"

The corners of Luo Feng's mouth were still smiling, but his gaze suddenly focused. He held the mop pole in his hand, weighed it slightly, separated his feet slightly, and firmly grasped the ground with the soles of his feet.

The movements are chic and handsome, open and close.

The mop rod made a sharp sound of breaking through the air, and it was swung out at an unimaginably fast speed, creating afterimages in the air, and only heard the dull sound of "bang bang bang" as the wooden stick hit the **** one after another, my little brothers With a scream, they chased each other and fell out.

The buttocks are backward, in the flat sand and falling wild goose pose.

A human crop circle fell out neatly.

The tail of the stick hit Tie Jizong last.He only felt a smell of goose droppings rushing towards his face, and then, the mop rod hit his arm with thunderous force. Although the force was strong, it was not strong, it just pushed him gently to the left .

Tie Jizong snorted and shook violently twice.

The crowd was silent for a moment, and then there was a burst of exclamation, which quickly turned into cheers, and the cheers condensed into one word: "Down! Down! Down!"

Tie Jizong's chest was stuffed with blood, and he couldn't get up or down. His tower-like body shook seventeen or eight times like a tumbler, before "plopping" down.

"Fall down!"

"Ahhh, I really fell!"

"Hold the grass! Luo Fenghuo actually knocked down eighteen of them with one stick! How handsome!"

"Is it recorded?"

"...No, I forgot."

"...I forgot too!"

"I recorded it, ahhh, so handsome! I have complained about Luo Fenghuoniang before, motherfucker! This is the real man! Fan!"

"Powdered 1"

"I didn't believe what Da Zhuang said before! I'm so fucking handsome! I want to learn martial arts too!"

"I also want to learn martial arts!"

"Wake up, this is a child's skill, how old are you all!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

……

The onlookers cheered in disorder for a while, and finally they all agreed into two words: "Shave your head! Shave your head! Shave your head!"

A group of younger brothers looked skeptical about life, and lay on the ground in a big character shape for a while, before they got up from the ground one after another, and rushed to help their brother Tie.

Tie Jizong's face was flushed, and he waved away the support of his younger brothers: "Go away!"

He gritted his teeth and stood up from the ground, and said with a stiff neck, "I am willing to admit defeat, and bring the knife!"

The younger brothers were terrified, talking all over the place——

"Brother Tie, don't be too hard on yourself!"

"Yes, life is precious, but love is even more expensive!"

"Don't talk if you can't speak! Big brother, although you will be a good man again in 18 years, you still have to wait for 18 years! Don't you think it's too long?"

"Brother, it hurts to cut your neck with a knife, how about I find you a hemp rope?"

……

Tie Jizong: "..."

Sooner or later, he will be pissed off by these idiots!

"When did I say I was going to commit suicide?" Tie Jizong gritted his teeth with a livid face, "I'm going to shave the heads of you bastards!"

Brothers: "..."

The crowd of onlookers had already burst into laughter.

The younger brothers brought their kitchen knives with their heads drooping, and after 10 minutes, the colorful hair fell to the ground, revealing [-] big, shiny bald gourds.

Under the leadership of Tie Jizong, the eighteen big bald ones bowed to Luo Feng in unison: "Brother!"

"From now on, more than a dozen of our brothers will be the eldest brother!" Tie Jizong said, "The eldest brother has his orders! He will go through fire and water, and he will do whatever he wants!"

The little brothers responded in a messy way: "Through fire or water, I will do whatever I want!"

Luo Feng looked at the eighteen strong men in front of her, and nodded with great satisfaction: "You're welcome."

He's in trouble.

The scale of the greenhouse has expanded, growing vegetables, harvesting vegetables, packing, mailing, opening restaurants in the future, purchasing, transporting, running halls, and cleaning. Manpower is needed everywhere.

Just recruiting costs a lot of money, and it may not be safe to use.

This is really just dozing off and someone handed the pillow.

Luo Feng was overjoyed, and said with a smile, "A harmonious society doesn't require brothers to go through fire and water. It just so happens that this batch of vegetables is cooked, so you can help collect the vegetables."

The onlookers were silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter in an instant.

"Hahaha! It's amazing to help with the vegetables!"

"Luo Fenghuo's stick is worth it, how much money will it save?"

"It's a good relationship. In the future, these bums will have work to do, so they won't have time to harm our family's melon fields!"

"Yes, yes, it's really satisfying!"

……

An hour later, Luo Fenghuo rushed to the hot search again!

Hot Search [-]: #罗峰火混接问题#

Hot search [-]: #罗风火少林世家者学#

Hot Search [-]: #罗风火章打一一#

Hot Search [-]: #罗火火拍入十八罗汉#

……

Fans blow rainbow farts like crazy.

-Ahhh, brother is so handsome! 【Sincerely

- Huohuo is so powerful!So surprised! [A sound like an old dog comes out in my heart

Passers-by have long been familiar with it.

-It's that Luo Fenghuo again, does he live on Hot Search?

- This time to conquer the Eighteen Arhats, do you want to conquer the universe next time?

The people who eat melons have also become much calmer.

-Hahaha I laughed so hard, those little guys are so sand sculptures!

- It was the first time I realized that Luo Fenghuo was so handsome.

-too handsome!But I won't be surprised what he does in the future [doge]

-I dissed Luo Fenghuo when he participated in "National Idol" before, but I didn't expect that one day I would be fans of Luo Fenghuo [Suspect Life.jpg]

- After eating melons for a long time, it is inevitable that the ship will capsize [chin propped up] I declare that from today onwards, I am also Luo Fenghuo's fan!

- Me too...it smells so good!

-1

……

Luo Fenghuo continued to brush up his fans.

Unlike most of the fans he got before were female fans, this time Luo Fenghuo actually got a lot of male fans!

Xie Liaoyuan, who was approached by a large wave of rivals in love, didn't know it. He was still immersed in the joy brought by Luo Fenghuo and the sand sculpture brothers, smiling very sincerely.

It's not fake at all!

"What are you looking at?" Jiang Yang came over with a large bowl of boiled milky water chestnuts. When he saw Luo Fenghuo in the video, he immediately dropped the water chestnuts and started hahaha with Xie Liaoyuan!

Sitting alone at the dining table, Xie Guoyun once again deeply felt the helplessness of being the only normal human being in the family.

It is better to be alone than to be crazy.

He couldn't help but open the dusty Weibo for a long time, and started to search for Fenghuo secretly.

Three minutes later, there was a burst of loud laughter from the restaurant.

"Hahahahaha!"

Jiang Yang whispered: "...What's wrong with your father? Crazy?"

"Looking at the symptoms," Xie Liaoyuan said nonsense solemnly, "it seems to have been tapped on the laughing point."

Jiang Yang: "..."

Jiang Yang: "Let's go, let's eat water chestnuts. Milky water chestnuts, my goose Huohuo planted them myself, it's delicious!"

After Xie Guoyun finished laughing, he looked up from the screen of his mobile phone, only to find that his wife and son had eaten up a bowl of milky water chestnut!The green shells filled the trash can, and Xie Liaoyuan was stuffing the last milky white water chestnut meat like a fat baby into his mouth, chewing while squinting his eyes in enjoyment.

Xie Guoyun: "...!!!"

After eating water chestnuts, Xie Liaoyuan received a call from Mr. Liu, who was in charge of operating the live broadcast app, saying that Ms. Fei not only rejected their generous contract terms, but also blocked all their contact information!

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

He endured it, but still couldn't, and sent a private message to Xiao Shouwo.

Xiaoshouwo 521: Have you eaten yet?

Manjing: I ate it.

Xiaoshouwo 521: I also ate it, milky water chestnut, delicious!

Xiaoshouwo 521: My idol was raised by Luo Fenghuo... You know Luo Fenghuo, right?

Manjing: ...Of course I know.

Xiaoshouwo521: By the way, haven't you already met the conditions for signing a contract?Why not sign it?

Manjing: I am no longer live broadcasting, and I am about to cancel this account.

Little Shouwo 521: ...Why?

Manjing: The traffic fee is too expensive, a live broadcast costs hundreds of megabytes QAQ

Xie Liaoyuan: "..." Is Xiaobao so poor?

but--

Xiaoshouwo521: So many rewards, don't you want them all?

Luo Feng:? ? ?

tip?What reward?

Isn't it the "God" who is sometimes normal and sometimes abnormal, who rewarded him with 3000 yuan during the Chinese New Year?Twenty-eight cents is only 600 yuan!

He doesn't feel bad at all!

Luo Feng knew that no one would watch his live broadcast, let alone give a reward, so he didn't even open a reminder, but he still wanted to pay his respects to the 600 yuan relic.

He only glanced at the backstage, and he sat up straight in an instant.

What? 173429 cabbage coins?

Ten... 17? !

Luo Feng suspected that she was wrong, rubbed her eyes, and counted one, two, three, four, five, and it was 17!

He slid back and forth on the page with a dazed expression, and accidentally clicked on the homepage of the app, and suddenly found that his sand sculpture live replay was hanging grandiosely on the most obvious recommendation position on the homepage!

what's the situation?

Luo Feng N started the replay of the live broadcast with a dazed face, and was horrified to find that there were not only a lot of bullet screens in the replay, but also 999 comments!

- What the hell is a live broadcast?Where's the host's face?

-It's so embarrassing, this kind of live broadcast can be broadcast on the homepage, the anchor is a relative of the boss, right?

- I heard that the cabbage live broadcast was acquired by Huanyu, so I came here just because of the reputation... What the hell?Hide away.

-Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha is so magical!I actually watched the harvest all afternoon!

- Me too, hahaha, and I think the host’s food seems to be raised by Luo Fenghuo, and the goose is also a bit like Luo Fenghuo’s.

-what!Luo Fenghuo's geese are much bigger than this!Stand up to be as tall as a person!If it weren't for the short legs, it would be no different from an ostrich!

- Ostrich goose hahaha [laughing and crying]

-But I always feel that the anchor is similar to Huohuo in some way.

- Yes, yes, I think so too! Emmmm... the way you walk, and the way you speak.

- Do you remember the flames?The phrase "let me see your hands raised high", Luo Fenghuo said at the concert!I have compared it just now. Although the anchor uses voice change, the accent and pause rhythm are exactly the same!

- You are all Sherlock Holmes [laughing and crying] Let’s not talk about it, I’m going to make up the concert.

……

Luo Fenghuo's eyes went dark!

Although he exerted only [-]% of his strength today, the baby kicked him ten times in a row until his belly was green. After he came back, he was scolded by Fei Zhen and Wang Daqiang on the phone.He actually knew he was wrong, but he still couldn't help feeling sad and wronged. He just got into the bed and leaned against the head of the bed after washing up, and only chatted a few private messages before he was hit by a knowing blow!

——High-energy warning ahead!

——His sand sculpture vest is going to be ripped off!

From then on, he will no longer be a high-end, high-end, high-end and unconventional actor, but will become a complete sand sculpture idol!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

My stomach, which was already vaguely uncomfortable, suddenly hurts so much!

Xie Liaoyuan didn't know anything about it. After sending the private message, Jiang Yang dragged him to the study to look at the photos.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to move the photo album." Jiang Yang's eyes sparkled with excitement, he took out a truth stick from his pocket, and handed it to Xie Liaoyuan, "Eat candy."

Xie Liaoyuan: "?"

Jiang Yang: "I didn't even want to eat it as a gift, so I kept it here for you... Your mother is so kind!"

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

He held the lollipop in a daze for a while, then peeled off the wrapper and put it in his mouth.

Sweet.

After a while, Jiang Yang brought over the album, and the first one he opened was a group photo of Luo Fenghuo and all his fans.

Jiang Yang: "Isn't the scenery particularly beautiful?" She is more beautiful than a goose!

Xie Liaoyuan took a glance.

The scenery is really beautiful.

In the distance are the rolling snow-capped mountains and the sparkling Shishi River. Nearby, the big white geese raised their heads high, and one of them put its head into the palm of Luo Fenghuo's hand and pushed Luo Fenghuo's little paws out. There was a gentle arc.The edge of the photo also sweeps to a corner of the solar greenhouse!

This familiar snow mountain!

This familiar seasonal river!

This familiar solar greenhouse!

……

This familiar little pocket! ! !

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

Xie Liaoyuan: "!!!!!!"

He felt the lollipop in his mouth was sweet, sour, bitter and astringent, and he didn't know what it was like.