After being reborn, the film king went to farm and raise his baby to make a fortune

Xie Liao originally wanted to buy a washboard, a keyboard, etc. after he got his license and turned his small hand pocket into his own, and begged for forgiveness on his own initiative.

Unexpectedly, before the certificate was received, it was punctured by the damaged friend first.

Xie Liaoyuan couldn't help grinding his teeth secretly, gave Qian Jingyu a look of "I'll clean you up later", and then smiled at Luo Feng with a cautious expression on his face.

Luo Feng looked at him expressionlessly.

No wonder Xie Liaoyuan is already very tall, but he still wants to add inner shoes to increase his height.

No wonder Xie Congcong has a perfect nine-headed body, but inexplicably lost [-] centimeters, becoming the shortest of the three virtual idols.

I've seen those who smear and block their rivals, but I've never seen this kind of secret poking that shrinks their rivals.

Mr. Xie's brain hole is really sideways, unique and different.

He is so childish!

Luo Feng couldn't laugh or cry, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so she had to use the acting skills of the former film star, and sneered expressionlessly: "You made people lower Xie Concord by [-] centimeters?"

"I……"

"Didn't you say that you like Xie Congsong?" Luo Feng squinted her eyes, her eyes were like two small arrows shining coldly, "Is this the expression that you like Xie Congsong?"

"Didn't I like you back then?" Xie Liaoyuan whispered with a wry smile, "You don't know, when you said that Xie Congshui had long legs, a nine-headed body, and a perfect body proportion, his eyes were shining. I was so jealous at the time." Going crazy, I went to find a tape measure in my mother's suitcase in the middle of the night, took a measure, and found that I was only eight feet tall... I lost my mind for a while, and people lowered Xie Zhuongzhuo's height data by [-] centimeters."

Luo Feng: "..."

It turned out that Jiang Yang's missing tape measure was the same thing.

He wanted to laugh but couldn't, he held back his tears almost to the point of coming out, but he hit the right button, just in line with his mood when he learned that the person he liked was plotted against: "What about now? Still jealous?"

Xie Liaoyuan ticked the corner of his mouth stiffly: "Of course I won't eat it now..." How is it possible?He really wanted to lower Xie Zhuangzhuan another [-] centimeters!

However this is not possible.

"I was wrong. I'll have the programmer restore his height right away."

"Now you know you've recovered? Why did you do it earlier?"

"I..." Xie Liaoyuan was at a loss for words, and after a while, he began to talk nonsense seriously, "Compared to that Xie Congcong who is almost two meters tall, I prefer him who is petite."

"Pfft!" Qian Jingyu, who was watching the excitement, sprayed directly.

Luo Feng's expression was contorted for a long while, and finally she couldn't help but lay down on the table and laughed loudly, her whole body trembling from laughing, and tears came out.

Mr. Xie is so cute!

Xie Liaoyuan felt uneasy at his laughter, he didn't know why he suddenly laughed wildly, and he was afraid that his little hand would be unhappy, so he wouldn't get a certificate with him.

Luo Feng laughed for a full 5 minutes, then got up from the table, looked at him with a smile in her eyes: "Since you like the petite Xie Congsong, then let him continue to be petite... There is no need to tune it."

Xie Liaoyuan: "?"

Xie Liaoyuan: "You...don't blame me?"

"Blame you?" Luo Feng's peach-blossom eyes sparkled, and she propped her chin with one hand, "Then tell me, what should I blame you for?"

"I lowered the person you like by [-] centimeters. Not only did I not recover afterwards, but I also did not confess to you."

"You like the petite Xie Congcong, what's there to recover from?"

"..."

"Besides, you were 'jealous to the point of madness' at the time, and you didn't violate our agreement to block him," Luo Feng winked at him, "Why should I blame you?"

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

He couldn't tell at all whether the little hands were really not angry, or they were so angry that they started talking ironically.

Xie Liaoyuan became even more anxious.

It wasn't until the dinner was over, when he drove back to the small villa, and was beaten by the little pervert in the dark, that he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, finally relieved.

Xie Liaoyuan turned on the light in the entrance with a "snap", smiled slightly and looked at the pocket of his hand: "What are you doing?"

"I don't have nickels, you're so pissed off." Luo Feng put on her slippers and ran away with an innocent look on her face.

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

Really lost to him!

Xie Liaoyuan worked overtime for two days, finally settled the matter at hand, and happily accompanied Xiaoshou to go home to collect the certificate.

It happened to be the afternoon of a working day, and the Civil Affairs Bureau hadn’t closed get off work yet. They didn’t even return home, so they killed them directly with their household registration books and ID cards.

The person in charge of the registration was a young lady. She had just watched the ridiculous little sweets on Weibo, and immediately saw them holding hands to collect the certificates, and she couldn't help screaming!

"Hush—don't say anything!" Luo Feng put her index finger on her lips and lowered the brim of her hat furtively, "After all, I'm an artist, and it's not good to marry too early. Lao Xie is considerate of me and said to marry in secret first, and wait for two years Make it public again."

The young lady nodded excitedly.

After spending nine yuan to get the certificate, Luo Feng gave each of the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau a small gift and a discount card for the Fenghuo Ramen Restaurant.Luo Fenghuo has a good reputation among them, and the staff are all reasonable people, and they all promised to keep them secret.

After receiving the certificate, the two sneaked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau again. Luo Feng let out a long breath when he got into the car. He sat on the passenger seat, holding the two little red notebooks in his hand, thinking that he and Mr. Xie would be fine. Is... Married?

There is no sense of reality at all.

Although he knew that Mr. Xie didn't really like Xie Congcong, and he didn't really like Xie Congcong, but on the surface they both liked Xie Congcong.

If this kind of magical plot is made into a TV series, the title should be "So I Married a "Rival in Love"".

Luo Feng couldn't help laughing as she thought about it.

"What are you laughing at?" Xie Liaoyuan's heart skipped a beat.Is Xiao Shouwo happy to marry him?

"Laugh, we are all married to our rivals." Luo Feng glanced at him with a smile.

Not only Xie Congcong, but also Zhu Rongan.

He didn't know if Zhu Rongan hooked up with Xie Liaoyuan ten years later, and whether they were unrequited love or two lovers, but no matter what the situation was, if Zhu Rongan knew that he and Xie Liaoyuan were married, his expression would be wonderful.

Just think about it!

Luo Feng put away the marriage certificate with a smile, fastened her seat belt carefully, and went home with her rival.

The sky darkened little by little, and the sunset shrouded gently. The car bumped on the country road, getting closer and closer to his small farm and small villa.

arrive!Home!La!

"Baby," Luo Feng didn't wait for Xie Liaoyuan to park the car, and rushed home impatiently, smiling all over the corners of his eyes, "Baby! Dad is back!"

"Dad brought a cute stuffed bear for the baby, as well as beautiful little clothes, scarves and hats! Thank you dad for buying you a lot of little picture books..." The living room was dark and no one was there. Luo Feng ran upstairs quickly, "Baby, baby?"

There was also a dark light in the nursery.

The crib was empty and there was no baby.

Not only is there no baby, there is no one in the family, only the bad guy and a little bird laughing on the parrot stand in the living room.

where is the guy?

Luo Feng sent Fei Zhen a WeChat message.

Fei Zhen said that the weather has been fine these two days, and she, Jiang Yang, Luo Datou, and Zhu Hong took the baby to L City to play, to purchase new year's goods in advance, and bought a lot of things!It was too late to go shopping, so I stayed in L City.

Mom: Are you home?

Luo Feng: Yes.

Mom: Then we will go back early tomorrow morning and we should be home before noon.

Luo Feng: Good.Be careful on the road.

No one at home!

Luo Feng was a little excited, but also a little nervous.

Xie Liaoyuan heard that his father-in-law and mother-in-law would come back tomorrow, so he smiled and said in a low voice, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Luo Feng's eyes sparkled: "I want to eat you!"

Xie Liaoyuan sneered: "Then you have to fill your stomach to have the energy to eat."

He stuffed a small pot of rice, made random fried rice with the vegetables in the refrigerator, and served it directly in a basin.

The two ate a bowl of rice face to face, after eating, Xie Liaoyuan went to clean the pot, and Luo Feng went to wash up.After washing, Luo Feng put on the mask, and like a mole, clawed at the door frame of the bathroom, peeping at Xie Liaoyuan while washing.

So sexy, this drum!

The little pervert rolled his Adam's apple, swallowed his saliva, and fixed his eyes on Xie Liaoyuan's cocked drum, and the little beast in his heart couldn't help but start to move around.

He really misses Xie Liaoyuan's hard and soft touch!

If there were no incidents of the previous two days, he would not hesitate to pounce on him and flirt with him wantonly. Anyway, he and Xie Liaoyuan both got their certificates and ordered the book legally. , One more touch to earn one more time.

but……

Ever since they talked about the flowering of their butt, Luo Feng has been in a bad mood.

The last time I had a 419 with Xie Liaoyuan, he was drunk and high-spirited, and it was true that he was very happy when he ordered the book, but afterward, his ass really seemed to bloom, and it hurt for several days, and he was not happy at all.

It's very irritable just thinking about it!

How about...put Xie Liaoyuan down?

Luo Feng bit his lower lip. He really wanted to do this to Xie Liaoyuan, and then to do that again, but when he saw Xie Liaoyuan's upturned drums, his legs softened, and he couldn't maintain the dignity of a peerless aggressive man at all. !

Forget it.

It's not bad to lie down and enjoy it!

But he really didn't trust Xie Liaoyuan's operation skills.

And giving birth is really painful, and there are no condoms at home.

Xie Liaoyuan saw from the mirror that he was lying on the door frame like a little mole in his hands, staring straight at his buttocks, happy for a while, frowning for a while, his expression changed, and his face was tangled, and he couldn't help but want to laugh: "What's wrong? You're frowning."

Seeing that Xie Liaoyuan had discovered it, Luo Feng simply walked over generously, put her arms around his waist from behind, and slapped him grandly.

Wow!It feels great in the hand!

While unscrupulously working on Xie Liaoyuan's drum, he shyly buried his face on his back: "Hey, old Xie! Is your technique better?"

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

Xie Liaoyuan was so teased by him: "Yes... maybe." He has practiced seriously, but practice is practice, and actual combat is actual combat. He is really not very confident in his operating skills.

Hearing Xie Liaoyuan's hesitant tone, Luo Feng felt himself tense, and instantly became even more worried.

While touching the drum without seriousness at all, he negotiated with him with a serious face: "Didn't you say that you will definitely aim to promote harmony, work hard to improve operating techniques, and strive to realize the great harmony of life as soon as possible?"

"Ah."

"Then...Old Xie, I'm going to download gv, let's watch and study tonight."

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

Although he was irritated by the small hand pocket, but he didn't want to give him a bad experience, so he could only take a bath to be self-sufficient secretly, pretending that he was not in a hurry.

So the couple washed clean, wore the same style of pajamas, and leaned against the head of the big bed in the bedroom.

Sit in rows and watch gv.

"Did you see it? You didn't do your foreplay well at all!" Luo Feng complained, but couldn't help being speechless, "Damn it! It's so big! It's bigger than yours!"

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

The white flowers on the screen began to pile up.

Xiao Gong panted like a bellows, and Xiao Shou screamed like a choked chicken.

Luo Feng: "..."

Luo Feng: "No! It's not called that at all!"

Xie Liaoyuan was amused by him: "What's that called?"

Luo Feng recalled that he was dizzy the whole time, and couldn't remember what he was called, so he began to give full play to his proficient acting skills, recalling the restricted-rated clips in the movie, closing his eyes and concentrating on imitating: "Ah —Ah—ah! Mmm! Ahhh! Ahhhh!"

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

After he yelled twice, Xie Liaoyuan's breathing became hot uncontrollably, and the eyes that looked at him gradually deepened.

Luo Feng was also a little embarrassed, her face was flushed, and there was a layer of mist in her eyes. She laughed hahaha and said, "Does it sound better than them?"

"Of course," Xie Liaoyuan's voice was hoarse, "My little handbag can sing the best in the world."

"Hahaha!" Luo Feng said, "Actually, I was yelling. I was in a daze last time, and I don't remember it for a long time. I just remember that you knocked me down." Know a little bit of ventriloquism, and learn the vivid sound of friction and impact of water.

Xie Liaoyuan felt that his active volcano was about to be blown up by him!

Luo Feng accidentally bumped into it, and thought to himself, Xie Liaoyuan's active volcano is so big, he doesn't seem to be that big in his memory, is it that big?How did it get into his little life stone stamen last time?

It hurts just thinking about it!

Luo Feng shamelessly coaxed, no matter what, she hugged his green kangaroo and ran to the next bedroom, and called it "learning while learning", it's nothing to say, let him review it by himself and improve his professional level .

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

The two of them watched the GV for half the night, and they both felt a little preoccupied. They tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. They got confused in the early morning and woke up almost noon. up.

Fortunately fortunately.

Luo Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

Fei Zhen came in with the baby in her arms, looked at Xie Liaoyuan with a smile, and then at Luo Feng: "Just got up?"

Luo Feng said nonsense seriously: "I get up after eight o'clock."

"Wedding night," Jiang Yang was open-minded, winked at him with a smile, and asked him in a low voice, "How was it?"

Luo Feng blinked her eyes: "No...we're too tired, we'll..." Rested early.

He didn't finish a sentence, and he flapped his big wings and flew over, landed on the parrot stand, and cried out vividly and full of emotion: "Ah-ah-ah! Uh-ah! Ahhh! Ahhh!"

Although this bad thing is clever, it takes at least a dozen repetitions to learn complicated words.

There are only two words of "um ah", which are easy to learn and easy to operate. You only need to change the tone. When the parrot sees everyone coming back, it is very excited.

Luo Feng: "..."

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