[Main full-time] Nanshan has rain and autumn is not cool

"You still have the nerve to say, do you know, do you know, I was almost killed by you, so far, so high, fell down, if I didn't fall on someone Hisoka, do you know that I am now Handsome and unrestrained appearance, that’s the same as Leorie, you’re not afraid of my fans smearing you to death one by one, they all say that you don’t slap people in the face, look who beats people like you, so shameless, except you Who else, let me tell you, I was really scared by you this time, for my soul, you have to compensate me, I know you can't afford the rest, that's all, you and I PK , I don't care about it, how, how!"

Facing Huang Shaotian's words, Ye Xiu felt that he was innocent: "Why am I shameless, who said that hitting someone doesn't slap people in the face, but Hisoka slapped Leori in the face anyway, why don't you say it, what pk is there? When is it, can't you stop? You have more fans, joke, do you have more fans than me? Do you have more?"

The fight between the two became more and more intense, and Hisoka, who was also shot while lying down, became more and more excited. He looked at the two people who were coming and going, and smiled: "Two. Delicious▲▼big Apple! Haha▲▼★, how about letting the great magician ▼play with you?▼●●...."

So, everyone gave up a space for the crazy three people. Hisoka excitedly joined the fight between the two, but after only a few moves, Ye Xiu took the opportunity to quit the fighting ring when he heard the sound, and his light Put away the Thousand Chance Umbrella, and landed beside Qi Ya.

He looked at Leo Li who had just spoken with strange eyes, and then asked uncertainly: "Uncle, how old did you just say you were?"

"Ah!!!!!! I told you that I'm not an uncle, I'm not an uncle, I'm just like you, I'm the only one!" Leo was furious, regardless of the little fear he had for Ye Xiu and the others just now, he yelled stand up.

Regarding this, Ye Xiu felt that he was very innocent. He originally thought that this guy was older than him!Unexpectedly, but, it doesn't matter, Ye Xiu magnanimously patted Leorio's shoulder and said: "It's okay, you can call me brother from now on, I'm 27 years old, by the way, my friend is 25, older than you all!"

"What? Impossible!!!!" This was the astonishment of the group of four. It was too surprised, too unscientific. Except for Leorio, the others looked at the two with unpredictable expressions.

Qi Ya also showed a cute cat face in surprise. He pointed at the two and said, "This is too unscientific. Did you two say the wrong age? Brother Xiu is 18 years old and Leorio is 27 years old. This is the truth." Right! Right!"

On the way the two of them ran all the way, the two of them chatted for some reason and unexpectedly fell in love with each other, so Qi Ya, who has always been arrogant, actually called Ye Xiu brother, this is indeed a kind of charm.But, forget it, let’s get back to the topic, Kurapika also agrees with Kira’s words: “This is really unscientific, it doesn’t conform to the principle, Leorio, did you remember your birthday wrong?”

"Uh-_-||......." Leo Li, who was heartbroken, expressed his sadness. He just wanted to be quiet, and don't ask him who Jing Jing is, thank you.

Xiaojie was the one with the fastest receptivity. He looked at Ye Xiu and called directly: "Hello Brother Xiu, um, what's wrong with Leorio? Is he alright?"

Looking at the people squatting in the dark corner, everyone expressed helplessness, Kurapika looked at the innocent little friend in front of him and said, "Xiaojie, Leorio just can't accept it for a while, don't worry, he's fine, he's getting old before he gets old." This kind of thing can only be seen by him.”

"Hey, are you consoling me?" Ye Xiu looked helplessly at the blond boy in front of him, but this blond hair was very similar to his Xiaoxi's, but his Xiaoxi's was more beautiful, Xiaoxi!When will you find out I'm not here?Miss her a little bit!

But at this time, someone said: "This yellow-haired No. 144, is it the fetus of a fly? He keeps nagging, talking non-stop, it's annoying to death!"

So, he was very upset about Ye Xiu's sudden departure and letting himself and Hisoka fight, but now he is not calm when he hears such a sentence.So, when fighting with Hisoka, he directly blocked, raised, stabbed, three-stage slashed, and the last blow blown Hisoka away, and then jumped to the side of the person who said he had been reincarnated as a fly.

Before Huang Shaotian had time to start cursing, he suddenly felt a burst of energy, he turned his head, and Hisoka's boxer directly knocked the man away, and directly hung him on the tree, and then, there was nothing else.Such a depressing ending, of course our family’s Fanfan was upset, he turned his head and wanted to scold Hisoka, but Hisoka seemed to feel something, so he turned his head too, so, so...

Seeing such a dramatic scene, Ye Xiu's expression and eyes almost glowed, but he said with disgust, "Oh my god, what are you doing! In broad daylight, and The child is here, if you want to do this kind of thing, you should hide!"

"Huh????" Huang Shaotian, whose mind was blank, finally came to his senses when he heard Ye Xiu's words. He kicked the unsuspecting Hisoka away, and then began to pooh, pooh, pooh, non-stop, his face was green. It's more like vegetables.

As for Hisoka who was kicked away, he didn't seem to feel the slightest bit. He looked at Huang Shaotian with an ugly expression, and thought this person was very interesting, so he returned to Huang Shaotian's side lightly.Seeing this scene, Huang Shaotian immediately jumped into a rage: "Damn gay, you, stay away from me, and, what did you do to me, don't say nothing, I can't do it! I tell you, no matter what, You get me out, get out, and..."

Facing Huang Shaotian's furious appearance, although Hisoka thought it was cute, but for his disturbing trash talk, to be honest, Hisoka really couldn't bear it, he put his arms around Huang Shaotian's waist and said: "Hehe, ▲●.★This is love that stretches freely ★●▲▲Oh! You kissed me★●▲ just now●, you have to be responsible for me▲●!▲▲★...."

For this one sentence, the rhetoric of thousands of symbols, Huang Shaotian felt a chill, goosebumps fell all over the ground!He broke away from Hisoka's hand, his face was flushed, people thought he was shy, but in fact only he knew it was anger, he pointed at Hisoka and said: "You are responsible, I lost my first kiss, I talk Well, you faggot, you still dislike it, you dislike it, let me tell you, I have a family, you stay away from me, by the way, this is my wife, you give up!!!”

Facing the smiling Hisoka, Huang Shaotian didn't know what to say, his mind was in a mess now, so, for the sake of credibility, he directly dragged Ye Xiu into the water without saying a word.But his speech completely frightened Ye Xiu, Ye Xiu broke away from Huang Shaotian's hand, then jumped behind Qiya and Xiaojie and said, "Damn it, no wonder you keep pestering me, it turns out that you are hiding such a thing." Think carefully, let me tell you, give up! I have a wife. My wife is gentle, lovely, kind, beautiful, delicate, virtuous, dignified, noble... In a word, I don’t The one who abandoned my wife, well, that's it!"

It was a rare chatter, and Ye Xiu used it to praise his wife, that's true.However, although you are right to praise your wife, Huang Shaotian feels tired!I blinked so many times, it didn't help?As a glorious textbook, the originator of tactics, where did your eyesight go?

But Xiaojie, who noticed this scene, was a little confused. He looked at Huang Shaotian who was somewhat desperate and said, "Brother Shaotian, do your eyes hurt? Why do you keep blinking?"

"........."

As a result, the venue was silent, and everyone stopped talking. Kurapika sighed and shook his head, glanced at Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian, then covered his mouth, and walked to the side, as did Leori and Qi Ya.Among the other people sitting, some had doubtful expressions, and some were blushing. Huang Shaotian felt uncomfortable about this!

"Hold on to do something, just laugh if you want to laugh!" Huang Shaotian said depressedly, feeling a bit broken, then looked at Ye Xiu and said, "I have no eyesight, huh╭(╯^╰)╮... ..."

Ye Xiu was innocent about this, but he didn't say anything.And after Huang Shaotian's words fell, the originally quiet person suddenly burst into laughter. Don't mention how uncomfortable and depressed Huang Shaotian was about this. What are these things?Only after that incident, seeing Hisoka, Huang Shaotian seemed to have seen the virus, and his disgust made Hisoka lose his temper.

And at this moment, there was a loud noise from the house in front of them, and Sa Ci finally announced that the first hunter test was over, and then left.When the house arrived, the bell rang at noon, and the door of the house finally opened. Inside was a man and a woman. According to observation, it was a bit like a live-action Beauty and the Beast combination. This was the conclusion that Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian had come to.

However, no one thought that the exam question would be cooking. Although Ye Xiu didn't hate cooking, he could even say he liked it a little, but cooking for other women without the consent of his girlfriend still made Ye Xiu feel uncomfortable. Some refused.

Two examiners, they are going to have two dishes, the first one is the subject of the male examiner named Bhatz, the big-nosed mad pig roasted whole pig, well, this is not difficult.Ye Xiu even grabbed two ends, one end was taking the quiz and handing in homework casually, the other was taking the quiz carefully and eating with the children.But also because of this, he discovered that the blue enchantress crystal inlaid on the guardian cross that Mori Meixi made for himself was actually a space for storing things, so he grabbed a few more and put them in, planning to give Xiaoxi, Mu Qiu, Mu Cheng and the others were cooking and eating.

In the first cooking test, 72 people passed the test, which is a huge number, but when the second cooking test appeared, Ye Xiu and Huang Shaotian saw everyone's puzzled eyes, the so-called small island country , maybe Japan in their world, no matter what, they should go and see it, but the premise is that after the exam here is over.

"Hey, I said Lao Ye, everyone has gone, even that guy Xi Suo has left, what about you? What do you say?" Huang Shaotian looked at Ye Xiu and asked strangely.

Ye Xiu looked at Huang Shaotian and said, "Don't you know? Normal nigiri sushi is made of seawater fish. Do you think there are any in this forest? If the fish they catch is not properly treated, can they eat it? I think they Even the shape may not be done well!"

"Then why don't we catch them?"

"How is it possible? Although there are few seasonings, it is enough. I happen to have white rice. Make something to fill my stomach. I'm hungry!"

"That's right, I'm hungry too, how about some barbecue?"

"Didn't you just eat pigs? Still eating?"

"Fuck, what do you mean, what do you mean! What is the pig I ate just now? Didn't you eat it? Ah, didn't you eat it? You're ashamed to say me. Besides, it's pure meat. If you eat too much, it will get boring. Now I have rice, of course I want to eat some, alas, by the way, Lao Ye, the whole roasted pig you made just now, although there is no seasoning, but the taste is really good! By the way, how can you cook? When will you do it? What about you? Oh, aren’t you an otaku? Tell me quickly, let me guess, is it because of this that you tricked my sister-in-law, isn’t it, isn’t it, oh, don’t be shy, tell me! Tell me Bar!"

"...You are so annoying..." Taking Huang Shaotian away, Ye Xiu endured the incoherent torture, and then asked: "Fanfan, are you sure you were not a fly in your last life?" ? I think it's quite similar, if it's not a fly, you should know it!"

"Oh, Ye is not ashamed, what do you mean! Tell me clearly......"

........

Looking at the figure going away, the chattering, chattering, continuing, Men Qi looked at Buhaci and said: "Buhaci, do you think that kid knew it, or was he born of a fly? "

"......" Bhatz expressed helplessness, he didn't want to say anything, but: "Men Qi, you are good or bad, you need to use seawater fish to hold sushi, those candidates don't even know ah!"

Men Qi was not happy when she heard this, she didn't know what it meant, the two of them just now knew if it was okay, but: "Oh, I'm tired of ordinary nigiri sushi..."

Novel downloads in