[Comprehensive] Be with Ancient Celebrities

Ayu has always felt that human beings are very extreme. You see, at first it was a matriarchal clan. It’s okay, everyone on the earth knows, but how many women are there among the top gods?Nuwa?Teng snake?nut?Western Queen?Yaya, if you check carefully, you will find that the number of these fairies is not only poor, but also their appearance is quite scary. The first two are basically snake tails, and the last two ancient books are all ugly. out of the sky.Why is this happening?Because it later became a patriarchal society!

Do not believe?You are looking at the handsome male gods who break through the sky, look at the suave Lu Dongbin, look at Comrade Zhang who can fly to the sky and become the Jade Emperor with seven daughters... and the Guanyin master It is said that the original body was male, and even the matter of the dragon and the phoenix... (Dear, the dragon and the phoenix are two races, male and female... How do dragons divide into male and female? Look at the horns, the more they bark their teeth and claws, the more It is a male, so the gender of the dragon in the dragon and phoenix is ​​very clear, but what about the phoenix? Phoenix, phoenix, the phoenix is ​​male, and the phoenix is ​​female, okay? That's gay love across races...there are so many black lines that weave into a background wall.)

What, the topic is a bit biased, continue to talk about the matrilineal clan, maybe because of the relationship between the matrilineal clan in the first place, those men who know a little bit of history feel that they can't hold up their face, so ah, on this issue of men and women, it is quite Twist.You see, this week King You's brain was congested, he summoned his men, and played a game of the capital building ceremony, and Bao Si became a sinner, even his face was stiff, and he didn't like to smile. This is so unreasonable ah!

Since it's unreasonable, then naturally you can't expect them to understand women's difficulties, right? So this marriage or something, to be honest, Ayu himself feels that if it doesn't involve the issue of men's face and the issue of national dignity, Ayu No one wants to listen to the truths that are said.Even if Li Chengqian is like this, he is good to his own sister, but he may not have the courage to agree.

So, Ayu can only go around in circles like this, starting from those officials, and going round and round, don't say it, it works well, look, even if you sit on the side and pretend to be a wallflower, you can't stop stuffing it into your mouth. The newly made lotus root folder, Li Tai, who was full of greasy food, swayed his plump body, leaned his head over and said to his elder brother:

"Brother, if you want to be really close, let those old men have their own family members, and whoever agrees, whoever's daughter will go, isn't that enough? Enen, Ayu, this is delicious. We were really blinded by this good thing in the past. I don’t know how to eat it. The lotus in the garden is blooming so well, I was just looking at it, and no one looked down.”

"Who said that I didn't find it, so it's not there in the six rituals? It's just that it is only used as a symbol of courtship, but it is a waste of the essence of feeding one's hunger."

After all, Li Ke is a bit gentle. Look at his brothers, they are too busy eating, and they are right to pretend they didn't hear it. So, he still has time to answer Li Tai's question... huh?Why are not you talking?That's right, while he was talking, his careless younger brother had already taken a good look at him, and took away the last one in front of him. Oh, it's a big deal, if there's nothing to eat, why would he still eat? Want to take care of Li Tai?

"Why is that so much today? We've been walking for a day, brother, look at my brothers..."

"Brother, I'm hungry..."

"Big brother..."

"Stop arguing, eat and drink quickly, don't choke. But today is a little short, Ayu, hurry up, get some more food..."

Ayu is also looking for something by himself, because he helped Li Chengqian win over his brothers, so it's all right now, none of the princes and princes are polite to him. In the past, one by one, it's gone, and it's all gone to the mouths of these bastards.

He was still not satisfied after eating so much, and he still wanted to persuade Li Chengqian to ask him for more. What's more, this was not the first time!These dissatisfied people are really princes?Why did he think it was a locust?Let them go on like this day after day, his family will definitely go bankrupt!

"I said, this is my home anyway. Did you leave me one? I didn't get any of them today. It's only May, and this year's lotus root hasn't come out yet. I have to wait a month at the earliest." Only fresh food can be eaten. This is the last batch I dried last year, please be kind."

Show mercy?How could it be possible, even Li Chengqian, who was the best with him, also pretended not to hear, how can these followers be polite?Not to mention them, even Li Zhen and Li Jingheng are just as fast?Wouldn't it be cheaper for them to stop?Wouldn't they be at a disadvantage?How can that be?Are they princes?How embarrassing to suffer...

But this fresh...

"Ayu, you didn't say it earlier. If we had known that this food is so delicious, would we be short of it? Not to mention how many ponds can be found in Huangzhuang, even in the palace, Qujiang, etc. A bunch of them, hey, it’s a pity, I wasted a spring and summer, as long as I want to wait until autumn, my mouth will panic.”

Hehe, this is... is it still my fault?Ayu deeply felt that since he developed Li Chengqian's political IQ, his ability to fight back has become better than blue.

"That's enough, that's enough, some food can't stop your mouth. Speaking of which, a few days ago, didn't you say that the wild rice is good to eat, and you want to go back to the palace by yourself. How is it? Did you find it?"

"What do you think? Our brothers have been tossing about this for the past few days. Hey, it's the first time I found out, why do I have so many family members? Not to mention brothers and sisters, but also me...ah, you know, Anyway, the number of people is not ignorant. After counting the next jump, our brother’s future is only enough to eat once a day. You say, this... If it’s just like this, then that’s all, just work hard for a couple of days Day, it makes sense, there will always be a lot of our own left, but... Ayu, tell me, why do I have so many aunts and uncles? The emperor's grandfather also gave birth to too many..."

Is this Li Chengqian crying?Mother, those pitiful little eyes gave Ayu goosebumps all over his vest, but unfortunately, his brothers were suffering from suing one by one.Li Zhen and Li Jingheng, who were listening, hurriedly ran back with their bowls in their hands. After hearing so many princes crying and complaining, they won't be silenced, right?

"Ayu, look, my fingers are almost broken, and I only got a small plate when I went back? It's so difficult for me to eat a stewed pork with rice stems."

Hehe, Li Yin has just turned ten years old. Although people hate ghosts more than Li You back then, but also because of Li You, with such a living example, everyone's patience with him has naturally improved a lot, and they are willing to What kind of concern.As a child, no matter how rebellious he was, it was limited. In addition to the side drums played by his own brother and mother, and his vision as a prince, after a few rounds of synthesis, he now has some appearance.

Well, this appearance has nothing to do with eating meat. This guy is a carnivore. As long as he is connected with meat, he will hate whoever steals him. Because of this, Li Shimin has a headache.Of course, this headache is two levels higher than the headaches of Li Yin's troubles and pranks in the past, it is not so annoying, and it is more funny.

Even between brothers, because he loves to eat meat too directly, and indirectly shows a bit of a straight temper, which saves a lot of trouble.As for the prince, most of them have a lot of twists and turns in their stomachs. It's rare to have such a straight heart. No matter how bad the relationship is, it won't be too much, otherwise... wouldn't it be worth watching the fun?Look, even Li Tai is willing to talk to this kid.

"It's okay if you have a bowl, how about me? I divided less than two, and I just wanted to make something smooth when I took it back. When I turned my head, my daughter-in-law and the child looked at me eagerly, which made me feel embarrassed to eat it. Finally, I just made it. I ordered a stir-fried rice stem and shredded pork, which is considered a smooth meal."

"Aren't you satisfied with two sticks? You're trying to annoy us, you're the only one to be spoiled! You deserve it! Who made you get married so early? Do you know that you committed a crime..."

"Hey, fortunately, it's good to get through these few days. Pick it yourself, show filial piety, etc. If you do too much, it will be fake. Let's just accept it from tomorrow. By the way, how much do you think is suitable for this? "

"I looked at it, and it's about the same price as cabbage. They're all white."

"Cabbage? Can it be compared? Why is it the same price as rice field eel..."

Ayu had already been pushed aside, his face full of tears and laughter, he really, really, just mentioned that one sentence, how did it lead to such a big topic?Does this stop people from talking?

Of course, Ayu is actually very proud of being able to continuously develop delicious food. How to put it, this is actually increasing the total amount of food in a disguised form, right. In the stalls that are about to fight, there is nothing more exciting than having more food. Peace of mind.

Also, there are more things to pick, so naturally there are more vegetable sellers. How many people will improve their lives because of this?How many people saved their lives because of this and started a new life?

"By the way, Ayu, hey, Ayu, why did you go to the back? Don't hide, come on, tell me quickly, what else is there to eat? Recently, the emperor's grandfather has not had a good appetite, so it's okay to get something fresh. Let him eat a few more bites, I said, you have called uncle grandpa anyway, you can't hold back..."

Li Yuan has a bad appetite?Ayu's mind flashed, and she couldn't help but calculate Li Yuan's lifespan again. It should...it should be next year...even, because of mahjong, this old man is happy every day, and his life is very smooth. A few old men fought and moved their bodies, so that now the body is in good shape, and even the fat has lost a few catties, and the women have lost a few... Ayu even doubts that it is hard to say whether he will die next year.If everything is fine, what's wrong?

"If you don't have a good appetite...could it be bitter summer? Or get angry? How about we pick some mint leaves and make some mint tea for him to taste? I didn't say that, what about making tea? It's a hot day , what kind of suet, pepper, etc. should be put in it, is this still tea? This is a sin..."

"Mint leaves? What about making tea? How do you fix it? Eh, cooking tea is a ritual, Ayu, you're done, if you don't tell me something, it's probably time for something to happen..."

Let your mouth be quick, look, it’s causing trouble again, the lotus root hasn’t been trimmed yet, the wild rice stem hasn’t been popular all over the country yet, this tea is... dead, this is the rhythm of exhausting the little body ah.Maybe he should consider marrying a daughter-in-law sooner or something like that, otherwise he might be cheated to death one day.