The Monster Queen's Superhero [Comprehensive British and American]

The epic battle between humans and Transformers is breaking out in the sky of Egypt, but on the other side, the days of Rocky and Minions continue.

The little yellow man rescued him according to Loki's instructions, and the group embarked on a pleasant escape, but their escape was more like a spring outing.

A stolen double-decker bus is full of minions, a lot of looted bananas, and a high mountain flower of the gods.

Every day in the bus, singing and dancing, peace and happiness, always accompanied by bananas and wine, no matter where he goes, Rocky has a feeling of being enshrined as the "King of Bananas" ruling the world, which is much better than the days of being chased and blocked by people in God's Domain!But he didn't feel drunk, on the contrary, he was almost at the limit.

He doesn't care who Sol is fighting with, nor does he care about the fate of the earth, he just feels fed up with these little yellow capsules, they only know how to giggle, and they can't understand the heavy fate he is carrying!It is even more impossible to help him achieve great things in God's Domain!They can only make him a joke of God's Domain!

Just think a little bit, he took the little yellow man back, the palace was occupied by the little yellow man, the back garden was full of banana trees, the little yellow man language became one of the common languages, and the guards all saw him: Come on , Brutina, blah blah blah blah, Loki! (salute)

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The picture is too beautiful to watch... He thinks that he must find an opportunity to change the status quo, but these minions are chasing him too closely, and he can't get rid of it!He once announced to them the termination of the contract, and he would no longer have anything to do with it, but the minions only laughed, because they didn't feel that there was a master-servant contract relationship with Loki at all, and they voluntarily fell in love with Loki, Appreciating the noble temperament of his unique villain, that's why they follow him, so they don't understand at all when they talk about rescinding the contract.

While Rocky was thinking, the bus suddenly slowed down, and then stopped, no matter how hard he stepped on the accelerator, there was no response. It seemed that the bus was broken.

The minions got out of the car one after another to check the situation, but Loki remained calm, thinking that this was a good opportunity to part ways.

It was very difficult to find another double-decker bus in this remote place, so they pushed the bus to a repair shop halfway up the mountain.The owner of the country shop is very limited, and he is also a drunkard. He fiddled with the bus for a long time and found no problems. Later, even the minions couldn't stand it, and they took away the boss's tools one after another, and decided to do it himself.

They divided up the repair tools in the shop, held up wrenches, screwdrivers, and electric welders, and flocked to the bus while fighting, and the repair shop was filled with laughter.

Luo Ji stood aside, maintaining a wait-and-see attitude, watching the little yellow man almost dismantle the bus and reassemble it. He is skilled and well-versed, with a slight smile on his mouth. In fact, he doesn't care whether the car can be repaired or not. It's a good time to get away.

He walked out as if nothing had happened. This time, no minions came to greet him, and no one followed him for a hug. Everything went smoothly and unimpeded. Loki felt that a new world was coming!

There is no more yellow in the new world!

After leaving alone, he chose a trail and traveled for a while.Walking, Loki suddenly stopped, and noticed something strange around him.

This path is unbelievably quiet, there are no insects screaming, and looking around the path, the soil is still very fresh, as if it was made deliberately, with man-made traces...

Just when he had a bad premonition, searchlights suddenly turned on from all sides!The dazzling light beam shone on his face, Loki raised his hand to block it, and roughly saw the surrounding situation clearly, the fully armed combat team attacked him, they were well equipped and well equipped, like government troops.Loki frowned, it's S.H.I.E.L.D. again, those tough guys!

It turned out that they had been waiting for an opportunity to separate Loki and the minions. Those little yellow guys made S.H.I.E.D. Banana peels can make them collide in a row, and the whole section collapses.

Focused by the searchlights, Loki raised his head, this time he was indeed too careless, these humans were more difficult than imagined.

Now that he was surrounded, he raised his hand to signal that he would stop resisting. When the combat team tried to approach, Loki suddenly grabbed the opponent's weapon. He was no small character, and he was caught again so easily!

With the strength of the evil god, it is still no problem to deal with a small team, but obviously the other party has also made sufficient preparations. Seeing Loki's resistance, he immediately sprayed a net at him, covering him in it, and restricting his movements.This trick was extremely effective, and just when Loki was almost trapped, the woods roared, as if a large tank passed by.In the next second, a fully armed double-decker bus rushed out!

That is a bus that has been modified so that it can be driven directly into the battlefield!Not only has a layer of armor been added, but the front of the car is even more outrageous. The shovel of the bulldozer is installed, and the little yellow guy sitting on it has a camouflage belt wrapped around his head. Every Stallone and Schwarzenegger are possessed. They shouted: Loki!

It turned out that the bus was modified by the way during the repair.The little yellow man and the former boss Gru mastered a lot of high-tech when they were mixed together. It is not difficult for them to modify a car or two, and they can easily go to the battlefield!When they can't wait to share it with Rocky, they find that their boss is missing!Think something must have happened!Sure enough, when they saw Loki being surrounded, they rushed forward without thinking about their own safety!

"Beedo!" A little yellow man issued an order, and countless cannon barrels popped up around the vehicle. The whole car seemed to be fried. The little yellow men stood in a row and began to load ammunition. They brought the entire Coke vending machine over. , and then add Mentos and a little secret formula from the world of Minions, and open fire on S.H.I.E.L.D. agents!

The "Super Cola Rainbow Bomb" from another world hit the S.H.I.E.L.D. team. The sticky foam of Coke was pasted on it, showing colorful colors. At the same time, it was extremely viscous. .

Turning the steering wheel, the bus drifted sideways, and the minions joined hands in a line and flung towards Loki.At this time, Rocky also stepped forward, he didn't want to be imprisoned back again, took the hand of the little yellow man, and returned to the double-decker bus again.

The bus ran wildly on the road like a wild horse, followed by SHIELD's pursuit, and a helicopter rushed over.Those chasing vehicles are easy to handle, anyway, there are plenty of banana peels, but helicopters are very troublesome.The Coke ingredients in the car were all used up. They turned a minion who was stealing a Coke upside down and kept throwing it back and forth. At a sharp turn, he finally vomited...

The mosaic was mixed with Mentos and the secret formula, and they made a |rocket|bomb, and brought it in front of Loki.

What's the meaning?Loki looked at the cute big eyes full of respect, did he want him to fight?These little guys not only saved him, but also gave him the last weapon...

"Machida, Boss." The minion said something similar: Look at you, boss!In this case.Handing over the final blow to Loki, this is the style that the boss should have, and it stems from a kind of belief in the boss.

Loki paused for a beat, and finally took the rocket|rocket|bomb handmade by the minion and fired it towards the SHIELD helicopter.

Colorful foam wrapped the helicopter, and the foam was still spreading in all directions, just like fireworks blooming at night, gorgeous and dazzling.Loki watched S.H.I.E.L.D. agents being thrown farther and farther away, and at the same time literally heard countless minions cheering around him, as if they had been rescued themselves.In other words, they just regarded Loki as someone as important as themselves.

This kind of loyalty and love is palpable in Minions, and a strange feeling that has never been felt ferments in Loki, just like a dream.

He looked at the colorful foam in the night sky, flashed like a shooting star, but did smile.

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The double-decker bus ran all night, they changed countless routes, and finally got rid of the siege of S.H.I.E.L.D.After being safe, both the Minions and Loki fell into a deep sleep.

When he woke up again, Loki felt his back was heavy, and when he got up, something fell off his body. Looking carefully, it was the overalls of the little yellow man, and there was more than one piece, all covering his body...

The temperature in the mountains and forests is low, and it will be cold when you fall asleep.On the side, a group of minions huddled together like a pile of arhats to keep warm. They piled up next to each other to form a mountain of minions. Some licked the hairs on each other's heads, and some stuffed their feet into other people's mouths. Some were only wearing shorts, and the overalls were naturally on Loki's body.In short, this picture is quite violent, but there is no lack of warmth.

Putting the suspenders on Loki's body is to hope that their boss can have a good dream in the warmth.

Loki stood up, facing all the little guys who were sleeping funny, but he frowned and his expression became stiff.

As an evil god who plays with people's hearts, he can't understand at this moment, where does the love of these little yellow people come from?

In God's Domain, he believes that every emotion has a reason, sometimes even imposed, Odin is, Thor is, and others are more, full of deceit and hypocrisy.

But look at these minions again, everything they do is consistent.

In this world...

Is there really love without a reason?

For a moment he had no answer.

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Later, in order to make their boss happy, the little yellow man also stole the invincible chariot brought back and sent it to Loki, for which he also prepared a grand ceremony to surprise him.

Loki thought about the chariot.

In fact, this chariot is more helpful for him to get rid of the status quo and leave here.