The Monster Queen's Superhero [Comprehensive British and American]

The ambition of the Decepticons burned in the raging fire, and was wiped out in ashes.

Robots that lost their "masterminds" have become scrap metal, no longer a threat, and the Decepticons will become a permanent history.

However, there were many headaches after the war, such as what to do with the mechanical wreckage, and how to deal with a large number of vehicles that could no longer be used normally.However, there is an organization that has also entered the field of vision, called the Damage Control Bureau, which specializes in recycling and solving post-disaster reconstruction problems, and they are fully responsible for the remaining problems of the Decepticons.

However, among the problems left over from history, it does not include finding accommodation and introducing jobs for the leftover personnel.

"Banana!!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

Tony has been holding the water glass for several seconds, staring blankly at a room full of small yellow capsules jumping up and down the eaves and walls, his cerebral cortex is almost numb.

After the Decepticons were killed and Loki disappeared, every day at Stark's house was a party day.

I remember that day, he and Xia Nai stayed with each other for a while, and it had been a long time since I felt that my body and mind were electrified. Tony thought it was very good. He was not in a hurry to develop a relationship, but he also looked forward to more solitary space.

After returning home, they saw Kevin, Stewart and Little Bob standing at the door, and the corners of Tony's brows twitched.At the next moment, Little Bob expressed to Shane: His companions are homeless, can we help them?

With her pitiful appearance, her big cute eyes, and her nose-piercing tone, Xia Nai couldn't resist such cute big eyes, she also looked at Tony with the same attitude.

For a while, it became a scene of "rich father, please do me a favor".

What can Tony do? At this moment, there is only a thin line between "good dad" and "bad dad", so he pretended to be relaxed and said: "Well, it just so happens that the house is a bit deserted."

As soon as the voice fell, all the lights in the house were turned on, and a dynamic tune was played. The Stark family began to sing and sing every night, and the quiet was a passerby from then on, and the magic sound shrouded it.

……

Withdrawing his thoughts, Tony finally put down the cup in his hand. His bodyguard, Hi Pi, was also there, singing a song with the minions. The song was chosen by Jarvis. Xixiu was enjoying the massage of the minions. Everyone is doing well with these little guys.

Except Tony.

He looked sideways at Xia Nai who was also sitting on the sofa. In fact, his posture was just right enough to wrap his arms around each other's shoulders, but there were at least 5 minions squeezed between them.

These little guys are talking and laughing, completely unaware that they have become a big light bulb.

"I think you should find something to do." Tony moistened his throat, and then moved out from here, or we can move out, and he held back for the time being.

In fact, Tony's proposal is reasonable. These little guys can't go on like this forever, and they don't do their jobs every day.After hearing the proposal, many little yellow people instantly changed from carnival state to dejected state, and the atmosphere suddenly became depressed. On the contrary, it seems that they are in their true state, not as happy as they seem.

"Batatula, sona, pala."

Jarvis translated: "Sir, they say they don't know what they can do."

"There will be a lot of errands in the S.H.I.E.L.D. building," Tony said.

The minions stick out their tongues collectively.

"Sir, they don't seem to like S.H.I.E.L.D. very much."

That's right, during the spring outing with Rocky, I actually fought wits with S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Jarvis, check out the company that can accommodate them, and you know how to deal with them."

At this time, Xia Nai also leaned over and whispered to Tony: "Why do I feel that there is something wrong with these minions, except for Kevin, Stuart and Little Bob, although the newcomers make noise every day, but... "

She couldn't tell, she just felt that there was always something missing from them.

"That's right, I think so too." Tony turned his head, and after getting close to Xia Nai, the tip of his nose quivered slightly, "You smell a little special today, did you change your perfume?"

Xia Nai was surprised that it was discovered, and she replied a little shyly; "Is the one recommended by others a bit too mature?"

"No, I think it's fine." Tony pursed his smile, he noticed that Xia Nai would dress himself up when he was at home, and he cared more and more about his feelings.

"Ah..." Tony was in a good mood, "Shall we go out for a walk?"

"I still have to go to work tomorrow." Xia Nai listed the cruel facts.

Tony frowned helplessly, Stark Industries needed such good employees, but it was on the boss...

"Sir, I have found a suitable company for Minions to join."

Tony gestured to come and listen.

"The only one who can accept so many people at once, guarantee their safety, provide corresponding confidentiality measures, pay above the general standard, and be able to join the job immediately is Stark Industries."

"..."

Tony has no expression on his face, and this indifference is the whole attitude towards his old partner Jarvis "unpretentious".

Xia Nai bit her lip, frankly she wanted to laugh, in fact, everyone knows that Stark Industries is the most suitable for accepting minions, but these little guys go from home to the company... I don't know if Tony can bear it, so she It has never been mentioned, and in the end it was handed over to the "unpretentious" Jarvis.

"Wow..." Hearing the name of Stark Industries, the little yellow man was a little curious and searched for relevant information.Stark Industries is a company that can boast to the sky all over the world. It is tall, majestic, and stylish!the most important is!The company cafeteria has unlimited supply of bananas!

"Shitark!!"

"Shitark!!"

"Shitark!!"

The little yellow men shouted with their unique accent, and the echo filled the night sky, and the birds and beasts fled in all directions.

Tony's expression at this moment is simple.

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Soon after, Stark Industries became a global topic, this time not because of how many arms they sold, nor because of any great new products they developed, nor because of Tony Stark's new trends, but It's a group of yellow and big-eyed cuties who have moved into the company!

There were still 2 minutes before being late for work, and the reporters raised their cameras one after another.I saw a double-decker bus rushing over in the attitude of drunk driving, countless small yellow capsules poured out of the car, and ran desperately towards the gate of Stark Tower.

"Their desperate appearance is just like you who are about to be late for work in the morning." A reporter introduced.

"Look, they are fighting for the last 3 seconds!"

"Nice! They managed to accidentally injure the duty manager."

"The above is the report on Stark Industries' cute yellow eyes this morning. See you tomorrow, and lock on to New York Satellite TV!"

Similar reports emerge one after another every day, and unknowingly, more and more people pay attention to these little yellow guys, and minions have become the hottest topic in the United States.

What species are they?from where?What is the relationship with Stark Industries?It became the focus of attention for a while.

"It must be aliens. You must know that those superheroes often deal with aliens." An otaku with glasses said.

"They are so cute! They have cute big eyes, and I want to have my own little yellow man!" A little girl screamed with joy when she was interviewed.

"Let me tell you, they must be the illegitimate children of Iron Man and some alien, otherwise why did they go to Stark Industries?" A drunk man said confidently, showing envy at the same time, Tony Stark has fucked aliens and he's single.

"Hey, does anyone pay attention to Spider-Man?" A young boy with short blond hair managed to get a chance to speak, but the reporter immediately took the microphone away.

What is Spiderman?Not yellow.

……

Even Tony Stark, the super topical character, was no longer the focus of the topic when he held a press conference. Countless microphones were directed at him to ask about the situation of the staff minions, and whether they are really father-son relationship...

The stock price of Stark Industries has gone crazy.

With the same yellow skin, Pikachu has been reduced to 18 lines, and Nintendo has encountered the biggest crisis.

Countless posters of superheroes were removed from the window and replaced with minions. Banana was the most frequently yelled by children when they were chasing and running, and bank robbers were unified into the masks of minions.

Yiwu's latest batch of minion dolls has been launched online, accepting global purchases and credit card payments.

McDonald's negotiated endorsement matters.

This month can be called "Minion Month", and Stark Industries can also transform into an entertainment company.Universal Pictures wants to find them to shoot the movie "Minions with Big Eyes", and has planned a series of movies "Despicable Me". It is said that the prototype will refer to Tony Stark... what he looks like after he is bald.

They also participated in The Voice of America, and the ratings were so high that day that they exploded.

Minions are undoubtedly the new favorites of the world.Every day they go to work, get off work, entertain, are sought after by countless people, have endless things to do, and endless bananas. At first they were so excited and laughed every day, but gradually, the situation changed, and they began to Unwilling to show up, and then passive sabotage, and eventually become numb.

There are minions lying all over the room, and a few others are doing the same thing mechanically. One square meter of floor has been swept for more than an hour.Their eyes were empty, their movements slow and lifeless.

Xia Nai rushed back from the company in a hurry. Today, the minions collectively asked for leave.

"God! What's going on?" She was terrified by the scene in front of her. These little guys were so decadent that they would melt in the next second.

Kevin and Stuart came up, Shane touched their heads, then hugged Little Bob and kissed them. These are the three minions who believed in her, and they seemed not to be influenced by others.

"What's wrong? Did you call a doctor?" She asked worriedly.

Kevin shook his head, pointed at these companions, and said something softly.

"BOSS."

Then he said a long series of words.

Jarvis translated very thoughtfully: They are missing a boss.