[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

Recently, it was the breeding season of dodos in Butte County, and Newt took Gu Yan to the jungle to observe.

A dodo with a green belly and bright red feathers surrounds a beige female.Newt superimposed a neglect spell on himself, took out his leather notebook and began to record the third group of dodos in heat.

Gu Yan looked at Newt, who was covered with a head of fallen leaves and weeds, and rubbed his shoulders with difficulty, his always gentle and well-behaved eyes were shining brightly at this moment: "Male dodos in courtship season will use Dance moves to show off their feathers, while singing to attract the attention of females."

"O Polya, my beauty,

You are the shadow of this forest, look back here, a soul dreams of you

look at my gorgeous feathers for you

Hear the song I sing for you

that is the sound of love

That is the calling of the heart..."

Gu Yan and the female dodo were forced to listen to the red and green male dodo, who had an unpleasant voice, singing a courtship song with all his heart.

The male dodo spreads its wings and keeps shaking, letting the sunlight shine on the feathers, reflecting blue-purple polarized light.The tail feathers of the dodo are the most colorful. I saw the dodo twisting its buttocks trying to attract the attention of the female dodo, Polya.

Gu Yan looked at the pink chrysanthemum dangling in front of his eyes, he didn't feel any romance at all, he just wanted to pinch the other party's neck and have a hair removal roast.

"Those bell-like eyes of God,

Your little mouth, as shiny as a pine cone,

Let my heart jump thumpingly..." Dodo's earthy love words can be said to have no desire to survive.

"Shut up, from the day before yesterday to today, are you crazy." The female dodo bird Bolia finally broke out in silence, turned into a fiery girl and began to scold the bird.

Newt, who didn't know it, looked at the chattering scene in front of him, and showed a fatherly smile: "This female bird started to sing back, did she accept the courtship of the other party?"

"The color of the feathers is so strange, and there are only twenty trees in the territory. I don't want to be with you. Tyron has a territory of 40 trees, and he has even prepared a new home for me in the future. Please be sober, please. "Polya, the female dodo, set the conditions for choosing a mate, and the male dodo raised his buttocks, turned around and tried to make a final effort.

"Aren't you willing to go crazy for a beautiful love.

We can go to see the Starlight Lake at the end of this forest and see the amber in Wasna Canyon. "

"Are you a fool?! We can't keep out the cold, and we can only die in love if we go to Wasna Canyon." Gu Yan can even see the indifference and caring mental retardation penetrating from the feathered face of the female dodo bird Polia.

"Why did they stop?" Newt became interested in this courtship behavior that was different from the records of the first two groups, "Is there any other ceremony? Sending food, flowers? Hey, the male dodo got feathered and pecked. What is the special meaning of seeing this behavior for the first time.”

“可能是因为波利亚受不了这只雄鸟的远大爱情梦吧。”顾愠头疼地消化了三只渡鸟间的爱情故事，看着炸毛暴走的雌性追着揍雄鸟。

"Can Gu Yan understand their conversation?"

"Ah, yes."

"Hey??!! Then I can ask you about other animals."

"You have me, and you still want me to spy on other animals for you? What are you thinking." Gu Yan snorted at Newt's curly hair with his backhand.

Realizing that there seemed to be other hidden meanings in this conversation, Newt blinked his green-gray eyes, looked at the vicious Gu Yan with lowered fox ears, shrank his neck back, and showed a shy smile : "Tomorrow there will be a meteor shower at midnight, does Gu Yan want to watch it together? Or we can go to see the great migration of zebras at Cape Yalut."

Gu Yan always felt that the level of love talk of the man she fell in love with this time might be at the same level as the male bird just now.Pointing to the male bird who was still being chased and pecked at his ass, Gu Yan began to trick Newt: "Just now this dodo told his beloved girl that he wanted to take her to see the lake at the end of the forest and see the gas. The amber of the canyon."

Newt nodded with Gu Yan, who had gone there last week to document the habitat's characteristics, and waited.

"He wants to share the moment of seeing these natural miracles with his beloved girl, so who do you want to share with?" Gu Yan held Newt between his arms, with the tip of his nose pressed against her, with raised fox eyes With a natural charm.

Newt, who had been tricked by Gu Wei for several years but was still embarrassed and shy, turned his head away and argued in a low voice: "No one else would like me."

"Hey..." Gu Yan was a little helpless at the other party's introverted and low self-esteem, and folded his hands into a hug, "I like you. I like your curly hair, your cute little freckles, and your sincerity. Although You are always slow to make me angry, but what can I do, I like you so much."

"You, your eyes are cute too. Like the jewels on the forehead of the mountain spinyback!" After holding back for a long time, Newt finally said a word of praise.

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A few days ago Newt received a letter from Dumbledore imploring him to go to America to do something for him.However, the recent drought in South America, the habitat of the endangered species of magic eye butterfly is South America.After the two discussed, Gu Yan went to South America to solve the survival problem of the magic eye butterfly, while Newt went to the United States to investigate the suspected silent vicious attack.

Newt came out of customs, on his way to the scene of the latest incident, and came across an anti-wizard preaching rally.He was planning to hear more about the relationship between American wizards and Muggles, when he suddenly found a small black creature on the back steps that got into the homeless man's hat filled with silver coins, and looked up at him after collecting the loot , Then ran to the beautifully decorated bank.

"Sorry, give way." Newt pushed through the crowd and chased after Xixiu.This is a bank, and Newt didn't want to cause a panic in the Muggle world by himself, not to mention that he had heard that magical animals were not welcome in the wizarding world in the United States.

Dodging the bank lobby manager, Newt strikes up an awkward stranger conversation with Jacob, who has come to take out a loan to open a bakery.

After a few back and forth conversations, Newt saw Niu Niu, who was hiding under the cabinet and peeking at the ruby ​​on the French collar.After being tormented by Gu Yan for seven or eight years, other abilities have not improved, but this escape technique has improved a lot. With a few spiritual drifts, he successfully entangled the bulldog and snatched the gem.Xixiu immediately stuffed the gemstone into his belly pocket, and ran up to the railing on the second floor.

Newt ran to the railing, but Sniff jumped onto a luggage cart earlier, and followed the bank clerk into the employee elevator leading to the vault.

"Mr. England, you dropped an egg on my side, and it's about to hatch. Sir, sir..." Jacob held a half-cracked egg, feeling a little helpless.

Newt glanced back at the closed elevator doors, then at the hatching egg, pulled out his wand, teleported the Muggle to him, and immediately followed up with a Disapparation.

After emptying out the gold coins and jewels that Nixie had stolen, Newt dragged Jacob to a corner outside the bank.The wizarding world stipulates that the existence of wizards should not be exposed to Muggles for no reason, and no disturbances should arouse the suspicion of Muggles. Newt solved the trouble caused by Sniff, intending to erase a little memory for this innocent Muggle.

Jacob, who had been subjected to a long series of world view collapse events, picked up his suitcase and swung at Newt, then turned around and mixed into the crowd.Tina, who followed Newt all the way from the square in front of the bank, seized the gap and pressed him to the corner to interrogate what happened just now.

Newt, who is not good at defending as always, just emphasized that Niffler is his pet, mischievous and harmless, and he just loves everything that is shiny.

Today's tense situation in the United States makes Tina unable to believe this strange face.The recent frequent building destruction incidents, Muggles think it is a gas leak, but as wizards, they can feel the magic residue on the scene.Apart from magical creatures, they couldn't find a second reason for such large-scale destruction.

"You really know how to pick your time, Mr. Scamander. In this situation, you still have magical creatures with you. Come with me for investigation." Tina dragged Newt all the way to the building of the Magic Congress, and said to the doorman Signal, "He violated Article 3 of Chapter [-]."

Tina walked ahead with a sullen face, while Newt was not too nervous, but looked around the Magical Congress of America curiously.

[Flag High Alert: Quartz Clock Seriously Exposes Wizard's Presence]

【House Elf Wand Maintenance Booth】

【Oro Patrol Schedule】

Newt collected information quietly.

The president, who was discussing the next course of action, dismissed Tina's suspicion, and after opening the box for inspection, he only saw a box of bread and desserts.

As a former Oro with a strong sense of justice, Tina educated Newt: "I really can't believe that you didn't erase the memory of that No-Maj. If someone finds out, I will be finished."

"I thought I was screwed?" Newt didn't pay much attention, he was worrying about how to get back the wrong suitcase.A weevil moth flying through the air caught his attention.

Weevil moths feed on the magic that other magical creatures scatter in the air, and occasionally consume some magical nectar.The moth had a distended belly and flew very low, obviously having just had a full meal.

Following the path of the weevil moth, Newt saw a collapsed apartment building.Erasing the memories of several eyewitnesses and restoring damaged buildings to normal, Newt expertly cleans up the aftermath of Fantastic Beast trouble.

The injured Jacob was lying on the side of the low cabinet in the corner, and Newt stuffed the Motra back into the suitcase, intending to provide Jacob with a set of after-sales services.

However, Newt didn't understand the situation until he confusedly brought Jacob back to Tina's residence. Why did he follow this lady?It's not that he was talking about erasing his memory all the way, why is he not allowed to do so now.

Newt is really not good at dealing with women, their logic is always a bit beyond his ability.

The moment Jacob saw Queenie's smile, he had already forgotten the thrill of the morning, and his eyes were full of the sweet and lovely beauty in front of him.

Queenie, who is good at reading minds, cooked a table of Jacob's favorite dishes, and Jacob was not stingy with his praise and compliments, which made the beauty giggle.

The aroma of the food at home always makes everyone more tender. Across the table is a reserved and quiet British man, and in his ears are the sweet words of his sister and Muggles.Tina, who had been tense for many days because of the current situation, also calmed down. Seeing Newt, who looked up and quietly observed the surroundings, like a small animal that has come to a strange environment and is vigilant, she couldn't help but smiled softly, and tied her ears. The broken hair on the side continued to enjoy his dinner.

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After finishing the rescue of the magic eye butterfly, Gu Yan also rushed to New York.In New York City, which is in a period of chaos, there are many punks who took the opportunity to come out and cause trouble.Gu Yan, who was wearing a fine suit and was alone, became the target of some unsightly hooligans.Without the presence of Newt, Gu Yan was free of many scruples. A confusion spell caused the two men to lose their target. After solving their physical needs, they straightened their clothes and continued walking to the depths of the alley.

She could feel that there was a large amount of chaotic magic flowing in the depths of the alley. It was obviously a crowd gathering place. At this big night, it was probably a bar.

There is a [-]% probability of operating a business of reselling news.

"You are a new face." A deep and magnetic male voice appeared behind Gu Yan.

Gu Yan didn't like the man who watched the whole process but didn't help, but the man's excellent appearance made her a little more patient: "It's just passing through here. Don't you too, sir."

"Oh?" Grindelwald didn't believe that such a lady with weak magic flow could see through her disguise.

"A German accent. In addition, the cane in your hand is a fire core tree from the Black Forest of Stuttgart, Germany. The answer is easy to guess, isn't it?" Gu Yan's tone was arrogant, but because of the delicate facial features, people couldn't help but feel that it should be taken for granted .Such delicate and flamboyant beauty seems to be so dazzling.

Grindelwald stared at the woman who was not affected by his pressure for a while, and licked his lips for a while, saying seductively: "Your abilities should have some greater effects, are you interested in joining me?"

"Maybe it's rude to say that, why don't we go to the bar behind and have a drink and chat slowly. Do I have the honor, charming lady."

Gu Yan, who is easily abducted by beauty, food and wine, readily agrees.

The author has something to say:

One ate and stayed at another woman's house, and the other was kidnapped by a wild man to drink

fair 23333