[Comprehensive British and American] The male god takes home

Theseus' work in the Ministry of Magic was extremely busy due to the war situation in the Muggle world and the expansion of Grindelwald's power. The engagement banquet naturally fell to the Scamanders and his brother Newt.

Theseus was quite surprised to see Newt, who was always shy and not good at chatting with girls, leading a beautiful girl home.After all, he and his mother had made up the idea that Newt would spend his life with animals.

But the girl's name always gave him an unpleasant familiarity.

The fox who always likes to pluck his hair seems to have this name too.

After reading various reports and mediation agreements for a day, Theseus walked to the door of the house and felt a strong discomfort when he saw the sticky scene in the garden.

"I can take it off." Newt cautiously touched the rose wreath on his head, trying to resist with some embarrassment, "The flowers are for you girls, no matter what, I should give them to you."

Gu Yan laughed and took pictures of the cute and cute Newt with a magic camera, and said nonsense solemnly: "Newt is an expert in biology. Think about it for yourself, except for humans, which animal in nature is not male responsible for attracting female attention, and all kinds of Competitive."

Feeling something was wrong, but he couldn't find anything to refute. Newt took a few red roses and hid them behind his back. After a silent transfiguration spell, he grabbed his girlfriend's wrist and wrapped the bracelet made of roses around his girlfriend. , hit back with a childish smug smile: "That's only fair."

The stems become thinner and intertwined, turning into a magical metallic texture, and the rose petals become smaller but retain the real touch of delicate petals.

Gu Yan poked the Yateland red rose prepared for next week's engagement banquet with his fingers, and the arc of the corner of his mouth became wider and wider.

Responding to the legend of this species, Newt looked like a boiled shrimp. He picked up his magic wand and started tying the wedding bouquet again, putting each one with a fresh-keeping charm and throwing it into the interspatial bag beside him.

"Newt make it smaller and make it into a ring for me to wear."

Newt looked at the slender wrist stretched out in front of him, and suddenly stopped the work of binding. Instead, he tapped his wand on the bracelet a few times. After a light-colored light, the rose thorns on the bracelet disappeared.

"Don't you like April?"

A word is spoken lightly and quickly.

Theseus looked at the record of abduction in the garden, and his unhappiness about working overtime before marriage intensified again.

"Newt, come to my room for training."

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The engagement banquet of Theseus was nothing particularly interesting to Gu Yan. A group of important politicians and noble children came, and how many of them came to send their heartfelt blessings.It's just a group of elegant villains exchanging interests with each other, spying on strength, and wooing resources.

Newt was even more uncomfortable with such a formal and formal occasion than Gu Yan. After the engagement banquet, he took his girlfriend and bid farewell to his parents.

Newt's collection of Fantastic Beasts data has been basically completed, and now he is going to organize, write and publish, and Gu Yan also prefers a few restaurants in the city center.So the two rented a suite in central London.

Gu Yan completed the last order of alchemy items at hand, relaxed himself into the soft sofa, raised his hand and beckoned the newspapers that he had not read in the past few days, and passed the leisure time.

[The third female corpse was found on Will Street. The ears of the corpse disappeared and there were multiple stab wounds all over the body. 】

["London Collector" reappears, Scotland Yard's inaction triggers public panic]

The content on the front page is almost the same, and this "collector" has become the new favorite of the media recently.Compared with the war that is still some distance away, the murder around me aroused the real fear of the common people.

After staying with Newt in the wizarding world for more than ten years, except for the interesting research on magical creatures and magic, other days are really dull and boring.

There were no fights, no murders, and no innovations in entertainment or lifestyle. Except for the wizarding reform movement, which in Gu Yan's opinion, would not make any real changes. The entire wizarding world was like a stagnant pool of water.

During dinner, Gu Yan poked his finger at the newspaper, begging Newt and himself to go to the crime scene tomorrow.Newt didn't quite understand his girlfriend's sudden excitement, but he nodded in agreement.

He always remembers the fourth article of his Eudemons observation and record chapter: need companionship and interaction, get bored easily, and behave riotously.

Unaware that he was appeased, Gu Tuan excitedly came to Will Street the next day.The site was surrounded by railings, which was no problem for Gu Yan, who possesses magic - he changed his appearance and clothing, and added a confusion spell on his body, and the two successfully transformed into members of Scotland Yard , In-depth investigation of the crime scene.

There is not a lot of blood on the ground at the scene, so it is not the scene of the first crime

The victim's family background is average, and judging from the furnishings in the house, there has been no recent windfall.Gu Yan went to the cabinet by the fireplace and picked up a dozen bills to look through, and finally found a valuable clue.

"What's this?" Newt picked up a radio from the cabinet and looked around, turning the two knobs on it.

"A Muggle entertainment and communication tool, similar to a double-sided mirror." Gu Yan turned to the kitchen and checked the closet.

"Is this a Muggle medicine?" Newt followed Gu Yan into the kitchen, picked up a bottle of medicine and checked the instructions on the back, "Cold medicine. Hey, I don't know which one is better than our medicine. Maybe some ingredients They are interoperable. Oh, no, Xixiu, come back to me, when did you come out with me?"

Newt and Niuxiu started the weekly routine of parkour again, jingling and clanging all kinds of destruction scenes.

Bowtruckle Pickett, who secretly unlocked the trunk, watched with satisfaction as he chased after Niu Niu, who had no time to talk to Newt, who was resentful, and happily shook the little green sprout on his head.

Gu Yan looked at the bottle of painkillers, which was only one-third left, and had a preliminary deduction in his mind.

"Let's go to the first two incidents, Newt."

Gu Yan, who came out of the spiritual palace, finally realized the chaos around him. Seeing Xixiu, who was stuffing silver candlesticks into his stomach again, he raised his voice to warn: "On the count of five, come over to Xixiu. One, two..."

Before counting to three, Xixiu slid into Gu Yan's arms, with two front paws still holding the watch left by the hostess, Wu Liuliu's eyes were wide open, and it was written all over his face that he would praise me.

"You already have a girlfriend, so why are you still so naughty?" Gu Yan would not be deceived by this little bastard, put the watch back to its original position, grabbed Xixiu's two little feet and shook it off to steal it the shiny ones.In such a short time, I don't know where it got the ability to search such a place.

"I want to raise a wife!" Xixiu twisted her body and tried to catch one or two babies that fell from in front of her.

Gu Yan changed to pinch Nixiu's waist with one hand, and shook violently: "I can't cure you anymore?"

The dizzy and nauseous Xixiu chose to play dead.

#wife I tried my best QAQ#

"Return as usual."

"Clean up."

Newt restored the house to its original state, rescued Xixiu from Gu Yan, and took his girlfriend's hand to the places where the previous two incidents happened.

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After watching the corpse scene three times, Gu Yan already has a basic guess about the target of the serial killer this time.The two went to the last stop of the trip - the forensic morgue.

While flipping through the corpses, Gu Yan profiled the suspect: "The knife on the first corpse was neat, but the cutting position was a bit off. It is obvious that the position of the human ear bones is not that accurate, but it is useful to a certain extent. background.

Medical students, butchers, or cooks.

I like to choose victims who have recently suffered a serious illness. Our suspects have a family member who has recently passed away from a long illness, which is the source of stimulation.The location of the stab wounds on the whole body fits some acupuncture points of Indian yoga. It seems that we need to find a young male aged 20-30, unmarried and living alone, a sick and fanatical believer. "

Newt looked at his girlfriend who was suddenly excited and began to explain to him, and blinked his eyes in confusion. Although he didn't know how Gu Yan came to his conclusion after looking at the corpses that had begun to rot and smell for so many rounds, but at this moment His girlfriend is so handsome and good-looking that Newt wants to hug her.

At these times, Newt’s deepest inferiority complex would always creep out. He never understood that Gu Yan’s appearance and eloquence must be the most popular star girl on campus—— A completely different existence from his eccentric and withdrawn self.Why does she like herself.

It seemed that only the girl holding the little sun could convince him that this was not a phantom in the Mirror of Erised.

Gu Yan, who was suddenly hugged, was still thinking about her case, muttering her complaints about the ancient times: "Now there is no Internet, how can we find the suspect in such a range?"

"Huh? Why did you find that person?" Newt, who thought that his girlfriend was bored today, went out to relax with him, a little out of step.

Gu Yan raised his hand to pinch the soft flesh of Newt's cheek, and said in a threatening tone, "Otherwise, what would I do with such a busy day, of course to find the murderer!"

"The one who took away the ear of the corpse?" Newt pointed to the corpse on one side, and after getting his girlfriend's affirmative nod, he took out his wand and cast a blood-tracking spell.

Immediately, a silver-green light emanated from the corpse, pointing directly to a point to the north.After apparating a few times with Gu Yan, Newt arrived at a residential house pointed by the light beam.The two of them "opened the Alahoo hole" and entered the room, and the end of the light was a refrigerator.There were three jars on display in the fridge, and the soaked ears were gray and disgusting.

Wizards believe that their magical power comes from magic, so the blood and blood spells are very detailed.The tracing spell used today can be said to be a simple little spell within the scope of basic education.

Newt thinks it's great that he has solved his girlfriend's troubles,

Jacob said that he should solve his girlfriend's troubles in time, and he did it.

Gu Yan watched as he ran all over the city painstakingly for a whole day before finding out a general range of suspects. He was targeted by a spell from his boyfriend, holding his breath in his chest, and had the urge to commit domestic violence.

#boyfriend didn't get my handsome reasoning essence at all, and even posed for me in a natural black way#

#Decided, I want domestic violence#

"You're awesome, Newt." Angrily putting down the harsh words, Gu Yan unilaterally decided to have a cold war with him for a day.

Newt, who was praised by Gu Yan, raised a silly smile, and led his girlfriend to the house they rented.It wasn't until he curled up on the sofa with the quilt and pillows in his arms at night that he belatedly realized that Gu Yan didn't seem happy.

Women are complex creatures.

【Phantom Beast Observation Record】

Article 46: When the wife is reasoning, it needs a lot of compliments and timely inquiries.Don't use magic to solve the problem roughly, you should explore the truth of the case from its essence.

Item 6: Common Causes of Reverse Emotions

Point 7: Being interrupted during leisure and entertainment can easily cause anger.

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The world began to enter the countdown, probably no more than five chapters.

The next world "Iron Man" will be the last long world, and the remaining three characters mentioned in other copywriting will be written, but it will become a long or short side story.

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