Silly roe deer and beautiful fat man

In the Commodity City, there are all kinds of weird shops, Luhan and Reba strolled side by side, and occasionally they would go in and take a look around when they saw a shop they were interested in.

"The biggest...the biggest...what is the biggest here?" Lu Han was talking to himself, but he didn't expect the girl beside him to actually pick up the words.

"Super brother."

Lu Han was stunned for a second, and immediately got the meaning of Reba's words, and laughed loudly: "That's right! The oldest is also the oldest!"

Reba also laughed: "Then everyone is the biggest, Brother Chen is the biggest!"

"Brother Hu is the heaviest!"

"Your eyes are the biggest!"

"My eyes are not as big as yours!" Luhan expressed dissatisfaction with this "biggest", happened to pass by a shop with a mirror at the door, turned his footsteps, and turned in.

He and Reba stood in front of the mirror, one on the left and the other on the right. Lu Han glanced at Reba, lowered his eyelids on purpose, and half-opened his eyes.Reba looked at him and squinted his eyes. Neither of them wanted to be crowned with the title of "biggest" eyes, and the match reached a stalemate.

Suddenly, without warning, Reba rolled his eyes, twisted his tongue, and made a grimace.

Seeing this, Lu Han was not to be outdone, he pushed his nose with two fingers, and turned his lips outward.

Reba glanced at him in the mirror and laughed loudly: "You're not ugly enough!" He opened his mouth wide with both hands and squeezed his eyes and nose together.

Lu Han was convinced that he lost, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong: "Why did the two of us humiliate ourselves like this in the show?"

Reba's expression returned to normal in a second, he tossed his hair, and went their separate ways.

Luhan looked around, this store is a store selling performance props, not only the animal headbands they wore in the afternoon, but even plush accessories in the shape of animal tails are on the shelves.

Luhan took a tan plush tail from a pile of plush ornaments and said, "Look, is this a deer tail!"

Reba turned around and walked to him: "You shouldn't take the brown one, you should look for the big white round lump, like cotton."

"why?"

"Because you're a silly roe deer!"

"..."

In the end, under Reba's recommendation and Lu Han's compromise, the silly roe deer named Lu ran out with a raccoon tail tucked in the back of his trousers with his head held high.

What about the deer tail you chose earlier?

Luhan looked at the extra deer tail in his hand, then turned around and ran back to Reba, wrapping the tail around her neck.

"As a scarf for you!"

"..."

Reba blinked, and pulled off the thing around his neck in disgust, why don't you use stockings as a scarf for me...

The author has something to say: bedtime story ~ good night fairies ~