Silly roe deer and beautiful fat man

After a round of games, Kai Kai and the two squeezed into a car to go to the next shooting location.

Because today happened to be the first meeting with the members after Lu Han's birthday, Kai Kai, in line with the warm and caring traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, casually greeted Lu Han after getting in the car: "Little Lu, how did you spend your birthday? "

"It's okay." Lu Han supported the back of the seat in front of him with both hands, and replied without turning his head.

"..." Although Xiao Lu had known for a long time that Xiao Lu had the physique of a true love, the old man who hadn't had time to prepare mentally still put his hand to his chest silently.

"How can you always talk to death, my friend?" Fortunately, before he was hurt so deeply, Reba, who had been watching the excitement, stood up in time to help Justice.

Lu Han turned his head when he heard the words, and looked at the girl: "How can you always catch up, my friend?"

"Because if I don't catch it, you will kill me!"

Well done, back again...

Luhan opened his mouth, and when he was about to say something, he raised his eyebrows and shifted his gaze to Kaikai: "By the way, Brother Kai, thank you for sending me a blessing message at midnight that day!"

Kai Kai naturally doesn't understand their young people's routines, just about to wave his hand and say "small things", when Lu Han took a step ahead of him and said sourly: "It's like some people, it took half a month to remember to eat leftovers. Bring me some snacks."

Why do you feel that this thank you is so inconceivable...

"When will I!" Sure enough, before Kaikai could react, the girl next to her retorted reflexively, "I'm not...not that one! The leftovers..." Reba pursed his lips, and the more he spoke, the voice behind smaller.

After she raised her eyes and caught the boy's half-smile, she quickly turned her head and looked out of the window. While poking the glass with her finger, she frowned and muttered in a low voice, "Sister Lin, you traitor!"

"Oh, it's alright, alright!" After feeling guilty for 30 seconds, the girl turned her head around again, and the tail of her hair fluttering because of the movement of turning her head firmly slapped Kai Kai's face behind her, "Is it okay if I wish you now?" ! Happy birthday to you! Blessed as the East China Sea! Youth forever!"

Kai Kai raised his hand to wipe his face, and sniffed: "Hey! This is for congratulations! It's full of vigor! It's amazing, Di~~~Li Reba!"

Lu Han's attention was originally on the girl, and he couldn't help being curious when he heard Kai Kai rolling his tongue and making a trembling "Di" sound.

"Hey? How did you send that..."

"Can't you?"

"No."

"You're like this..." Kaikai half-opened his mouth, and demonstrated his pronunciation skills to the boy again, "Try it."

Lu Han stuck out his tongue in Kaikai's way, pressing it against the upper gum: "Di...cough..."

The boy barely made a sound, but before the sound trembled, he choked on his own saliva.

"Hahahaha! This mouthful of old phlegm! Uncle Lu!"

Uncle Lu, who was stabbed by the girl, swallowed his saliva, and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment: "Cough... It's not big or small! Call me brother!"

Reba let out a soft snort from his nostrils: "There is no brother who is divided, look at the little brothers born after 00, they all comb the lid of the pot."

"What's wrong with the middle score, my fans like to see me get the middle score!"

"I do not like."

Reba blurted out without thinking, but Kai Kai raised his eyebrows involuntarily.Today's young people, when chatting casually, can deviate so much from the central idea, which made him, a middle-aged and elderly person, sigh secretly, and silently leaned against the back of the chair, leaving room for the two of them. viewing space.

"My mom doesn't like me getting middle marks either." Lu Han turned his head to look at the girl, and raised his hand to scratch his own bangs.

People said they didn't like it, and you mentioned your mother, he was embarrassed for his nephew during the chat today, but what made him even more embarrassed was that Reba stopped the conversation again.

"Why doesn't Auntie like it?"

"My mother said that I look like Cui Yongyuan in the middle."

"Auntie is being modest, she looks more like Bi Fujian."

Seeing that more great old artists would be innocently injured, Kai Kai hurriedly interrupted their conversation, turned to Reba and asked, "Why don't you like it?"

"Me?" Reba was taken aback by the question, blinked and said, "We young people don't like what others like."

What do you like or not? I don’t know if the old people have to react for a long time to this kind of attributive sentence!Kai Kai just wanted to open his mouth to let the girl talk properly, when he heard a boy's voice coming from the other ear.

"Then do you young people like others?"

"..." Kai Kai pursed his lips, tilted his neck, leaned back in the chair, and decided to give up the right to speak.

The two people around me are still chatting awkwardly about topics that normal people are not very interested in. Although the old man sitting in the middle has his ears up, he can't hear a word. Now he has only one thing in his mind. question.

Why……

He sat down again...

Between them...

The scenery outside the window flew by, and the pupils of the elderly gradually became dizzy. Kai Kai raised his hand and patted Lu Han's thigh beside him, and said weakly, "Roll down the window."

Lu Han nodded, and obeyed obediently: "Are you hot?"

"No."

"There's a sour smell in the car."

The author has something to say: Brother Lu, don’t be afraid, there are some little brothers who comb the lid of the pot, and they will be divided in the middle when the wind blows :)

When I was typing, the computer crashed. . .It was given to me by God. . .Hint? .Ok I went to study. .We meet in the mountains and rivers!Get over it!

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