Silly roe deer and beautiful fat man

In the quaint little shop, exquisite decorations are arranged in an orderly manner.The girl was sitting in front of some mottled and faded paint booths combing her long hair, humming softly with the clear sound of the guitar.The boy sitting behind her hugged the guitar, plucked the strings lightly, with a slight smile on his lips.

"Second brother!" The girl took a look in the mirror, "Does this look good on me?"

"You said you are smug every day!" The boy muttered, but he walked behind the girl without hesitation, leaned over behind her ear, looked at the girl in the mirror and gave a smirk.

"I think this is suitable for you." The boy took two chick hairpins from the shelf at hand, and regardless of whether the girl liked it or not, he clamped them on her head one from the left and the other from the right.

Reba shook his head a little disgusted, the chick on his head was very elastic and trembled with her movements.

"He looks like tentacles..."

Luhan smiled, holding the chicken on Reba's head with his serious hands: "I think you may receive the signal better this way."

Reba looked in the mirror, took off one side of the signal, tiptoed to the center of Luhan's head.

"I think you may have a better lightning protection effect this way."

Lu Han's eyes turned upward, staring at the top of his head for two seconds, he raised his hand to pick it off, but was stopped by Reba in mid-air.

"Don't pick it, second brother!" Reba said as he pinched the other chicken on top of his head, "This way your horns will come back, look..."

Reba pointed to Lu Han's face and the chickens on the left and right sides of his head in turn, and said word by word: "Now you are a fool, a roe, a son!"

So he is stupid?

Luhan gave a "tsk", avoiding Reba's hand, clamped the little yellow chicken on the girl's head again, and took another one from the shelf and clamped it to the center of her head, arranged it into a stable equilateral triangle .He looked at the girl in the mirror, and felt that the look was a bit lacking, so he raised his hand to touch the three chickens on the girl's head, and saw that they were shaking rhythmically, before withdrawing his hand in satisfaction.

Reba looked at Lu Han in the mirror and sneered twice, and raised his hand to take off that ghost thing on his head, but how could Lu Han let her ruin his masterpiece, so he quickly grabbed her wrist: "Why did you take it off?" ah!"

Reba sat on the chair, pushed the table with his hand, turned around with his reaction force, and looked up at Lu Han: "If I don't pick it, will I let them lay eggs on top of my head!"

While the two were chatting, an old man with old disco steps walked over briskly.

"I'll show you what you're doing! You're even talking about love!"

"Brother Kai, we are brother and sister!" Xiaolu couldn't help reminding Kaikai's program crew.

"Brothers and sisters!?" Kai Kai showed an unbelievable look exaggeratedly, "You two are still in a relationship even though you are brothers and sisters!"

Kai Kai stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointed at Lu Han, and said sadly: "Little deer, little deer! You really are an animal!"

Lu Han hurriedly walked out of the counter, went to Kai Kai and put his arms around his shoulders, and said in a low voice: "Brother Kai, your words are too big, this episode cannot be broadcast!"

"Ah? Is that right, it can't be broadcast?" Kai Kai looked at the director in a daze, but no one in the director's team paid any attention to him.

"Then I... then what, I'll do it again..."

Said Kaikai walked to the gate and straightened his clothes, talking to himself again: "Come on! Let's go!"

Reba stared straight at the old man with deep routines. It turns out that this show can still be played like this...

Kaikai walked into the store briskly again with the steps of an old disco: "Hey! I want you to take a good look at the store, what are you doing!"

This time Reba hurriedly took the lead and put the conversation on the right track: "I'm smug!"

"How beautiful are you! You are so beautiful, how can you be as smelly as you are, can you smell worse than me!" Kaikai said, picking up the big-toothed plastic anti-static Yiwu explosion-style large wooden comb of the same color as the chick, and combing Scalp twice.

Reba and Luhan looked at each other, and they both saw undisguised disgust in each other's eyes.

"Brother, you still have the nerve to say..." Luhan was about to express his feelings honestly when Reba stopped him.

Reba shook his head at him, indicating that he should be more tolerant and loving towards psychopaths, then turned his head and looked at Kai Kai with a smile showing eight teeth: "Yes, yes, brother, you are the most stinky, you are the most stinky!"