Hokage, I am a piao

The dungeon that was worked so hard was picked up by someone, and the people in the seventh class expressed their happiness.

Boy, your behavior like this is very immoral, understand?

The neck that was no longer cut was pierced by two sudden two thousand roots, and immediately fell to the ground without a sound.

The boy wearing a mask stood on the tree looking at Zai Buchou's corpse, narrating a fact in a flat voice: "Now, he is dead!"

Kakashi stretched out his hand to probe Zabuzhan's neck, and looked at the masked boy: "That's right, he is indeed dead."

The young man bowed to express his thanks: "Thank you so much, I have been looking for an opportunity to really kill and never kill."

"Wearing this mask...you are the ninja chasing troops of Wuyin Village!"

"You know it very well!"

How could someone who had also been in Anbu not know?

"Ninjas chasing troops, what is that?" Naruto was at a loss.

Sasuke sighed: "At the end of the crane, you are hopeless."

Xueba Xiaoying stood up and popularized science: "Naruto, this is taught in school!"

"The ninja hunting force is... assassinating ninjas, specifically chasing and killing ninjas who escaped the village for some reason like Zabuzhan. They did this to prevent the secrets of the village from being leaked. For ninjas, But common sense, I know Naruto, you never listened carefully in class, right?"

Naruto waved his hand indifferently: "Well, wouldn't Sakura and Sasuke be enough for such a trivial matter?"

Sakura and Sasuke looked at each other: It's all because you dote on Naruto too much!

Sakura: Hmph, you even gave Naruto popular science about blood successors like Sharingan just now, how dare you talk about me?

Sasuke: Don't think I don't know that you are helping Naruto cheat every time you take the written test!

Kakashi: Hey!look at me!Sensen dotes on you too!

The boy on the tree spoke again: "Yes, it is my mission to hunt down the defected ninjas. I am indeed a member of the assassination team."

Kakashi carefully looked at the masked boy. Judging from his height and voice, he should be about the same age as Naruto and the others. This boy is not ordinary!

Naruto rushed over dissatisfied, looked at the body that was no longer beheaded, and then at the boy who was about the same age as himself, showing a unwilling expression: "Who the hell are you?"

No matter how powerful a guy is, he was killed so easily by a kid about my age?

Kakashi said: "Naruto, don't worry, he will not be our enemy."

"Mr. Kakashi, you clearly know that I don't mean it!" Naruto pointed at the boy wearing a mask, "If he kills him so easily and doesn't kill him again, don't we look like fools?"

Naruto is very unwilling and lost now. Doesn't this mean that everything he has done so hard just now has been completely denied?So what is all the hard work I have done so far?

Kakashi walked up and slapped his head to kill: "I can understand your unbelievable mood, but this is also the truth. There are so many little ghosts in this world who are younger than you but stronger than me! You just have to believe Just go your own way!"

Sakura said comfortingly: "If you hadn't rescued Kakashi-sensei, and pushed Zabuza to this point, he wouldn't have succeeded. If Kakashi-sensei hadn't been slow just now, the first kill would have been ours!"

After saying this, Sakura changed into a heartbroken tone: "That's why I said, Mr. Kakashi, you should watch "Kind of Heaven" less!"

Kakashi roared: Sakura, you are a girl!Don't think so dirty!Teacher, I just overused Sharingan and became unresponsive!

Naruto and Sasuke don't know, so what does slow hands have to do with "Kissing Heaven"?

Oh~ two innocent teenagers!Too much masturbation hurts your body. You still don't understand these four words.

Seeing that Naruto still didn't say a word, Sakura had no choice but to suggest: "How about... Naruto, go up and make two stabs to relieve your anger?"

The boy on the tree immediately walked to Zaibuzhu's corpse: "This is the end of your battle." Holding the corpse on his shoulders, he said again: "This corpse must be handled by me. After all, there are too many secrets hidden in it. Then——I will leave.”

A gust of wind blew by, and the boy's figure disappeared.

Naruto clenched his fists, maybe he will face such a thing in the future, how reconciled to this!Next time, next time - I must work harder!

"Our task is not over yet, we must send Mr. Dazner home. Now, cheer up and go!"

After finishing his sentence, Kakashi fell straight down.

Heh, Mr. Kakashi, do you want to slap yourself in the face so quickly?

"How... how? Is Kakashi-sensei dead?" Naruto yelled in horror.

Sakura squatted down and poked Kakashi who fell to the ground: "It may be caused by excessive use of Chakra! Mr. Dazina, please help me to carry Mr. Kakashi to your home. It is about [-] minutes away from your home." Not far away?"

Sakura smiled brightly and her tone was very sincere.

"It's not far, it's not far, it'll be there in a while!" Dazina's eyes were tearful, what a fart it is not far!How many miles to go!But if you refuse, you will die, right?

----split line----

"Sakura, what do you want to do?" Kakashi who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes, staring at the hand of his female student.

Sakura's outstretched hand that just touched the mask immediately retracted and scratched her head: "Ahahaha~ I just think Kakashi-sensei, you may be thirsty, and I want to feed you some water!"

Naruto immediately brought a bowl of water over, saying that he had absolutely no intention of peeping.

"Teacher, are you okay?" Tatsuna's daughter, Tsunami, who was in charge of taking care of Kakashi, asked worriedly.

"Well—I might need to rest for a week or so."

"Is it because of Sharingan?" Sakura guessed, "Even though it is very powerful, it will also bring a lot of burden to the body!"

"Well~ After all, I'm not from the Uchiha clan! It's normal to have side effects of one kind or another when using it!"

Sasuke was a little disappointed to get the expected answer.This lonely road of revenge, after all, he is the only one walking alone.

Dazina has nothing to worry about, "Fortunately, such a powerful ninja has been defeated, and he can finally kick his breath."

Sakura stroked her chin and thought: "But then again, who is that child and how can he be so powerful?"

As a peer, she felt a little ashamed.

"He should be a member of the Kirigakure assassination unit...the ninja hunting unit. At the same time, they are also called the corpse disposal unit."

"The ninja's corpse will reveal the ninjutsu unique to each ninja village, the nature of chakra, and the special drug ingredients used."

"Take me as an example. If I die, all the secrets of Sharingan's special constitution will be investigated. Maybe it will be taken away by the enemy."

After saying this, Kakashi looked at Sasuke intentionally.After meeting Kakashi's gaze, Sasuke was slightly stunned, and immediately lowered his head to think.

When the Uchiha clan was exterminated back then, even though he was young, he also knew that the village could not turn a blind eye to such an important blood succession as Sharingan.At that time, all follow-up matters were handled by Konoha's senior management.Therefore, he naturally knew that the sharing eyes of the dead clansmen were kept by the village.

However, there are not a few members of the Uchiha clan who have Sharingan, so what will so many Sharingan be used for?Is this how Kakashi's Sharingan was transplanted?However, so far, Kakashi seems to be the only one in the village who has Sharingan!

Kakashi went on to say: "So, the people in the Corpse Disposal Force will completely remove the corpse of the dead ninja, erasing the traces of his existence."

"No sound, no smell, that's how ninjas end up."

"Wait! I seem to have discovered something extraordinary!" Kakashi said suddenly, covering his head.

Sakura said faintly: "Mr. Kakashi, are you referring to the fact that the "Intimate Heaven" in your pocket disappeared? Because it accidentally fell out while Dazina was carrying you."

Xiao Sakura spread her hands and said regretfully: "Unfortunately, it was soaked by the rain. So - I will help you throw it away."

"No!!! Sakura!!! How can you throw away the teacher's most beloved thing!!!"

Kakashi burst into tears, clutching his chest with one hand, and reaching forward with the other, as if to grasp the halo above his head, with wings, to say goodbye to "Kiss Paradise" by him.

He said miserably: "I haven't finished watching it yet!"

"So, Kakashi-sensei, are you finished? Then lie down and have a good rest! If you recover as soon as possible, we can go back sooner!" Sakura said while tucking her teacher into the quilt.

"No!" Kakashi struggled to get up, "Sakura, that's not what I want to talk about!"

Facing such a female student, Kakashi felt very tired.

"What I'm saying is, if you don't cut it...he might still be alive!"

Eh? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

"But, Kakashi-sensei, haven't you already confirmed that Zabuza is dead?" Naruto asked in surprise.

"No, Naruto, we ignored that boy!"

"Oh? Sakura, you also found out?"

"No, I didn't find anything, I just firmly believed in one sentence, all accidents are inevitable. The appearance of that young man was too coincidental and too sudden!"

The corner of Kakashi's mouth twitched: "Well, it's not a bad thing to have such an intuition."

After sorting out his thoughts, Kakashi explained: "The thousand copies used by that boy...unless it hits the vital point, the lethality is extremely low. For the ninja hunting team known as the corpse disposal team, they are deeply Knowing the structure of the human body, it is not difficult to put people in a state of suspended animation."

"Besides, according to common sense, the corpse is usually disposed of on the spot. Even if evidence is needed, just cut off the head and bring it back. But..."

"He took away Zabuken's body which was much heavier than his own, and he also used a non-lethal Senbon. Therefore, there is still a high possibility of Zabuken alive!" Sasuke had already seen the whole thing in his mind. added.

"Once you spot something suspicious, prepare for it before it becomes irreparable. That's one of the iron laws of the ninja."

"So, next, you have to practice hard!" Kakashi touched his chin, "It would be great if you can improve your strength a little bit!"

"Ms. Kakashi, when you expect Buzhan to attack us for the second time..."

Sakura pointed to Naruto who was trembling with joy when he heard that he was still alive, and Sasuke who was still playing cool.Said: "Should the three of us solve him?"

Without waiting for Kakashi to answer, Sakura turned to look at Tatsuna's daughter: "Sister Tsunami, which funeral home has a better business here? I want to make an appointment in advance."

Kakashi stretched out his hand and gave her a shudder: "Sakura, don't be so negative, okay?"

Seriously, my student is 12 years old, not 62 years old!Don't be so negative about life like an old man!

"You have to believe in yourself! Compared to when you just graduated, you have grown so much! Especially Naruto, who has grown the fastest. Don't you think Naruto is much more reliable than before, Sakura?" Kaka Xi said happily.

Facing Naruto's eyes begging for praise, Sakura had no choice but to tell the truth: "Well, Naruto is indeed much more reliable than before."

Naruto's smile immediately doubled, and his eyes were blind.

Sasuke: o(￣ヘ￣o) stare~

Kakashi rubbed his hair amusedly: "Sasuke has always been great!"

Sasuke turned his head away slightly, and said arrogantly: "Hmph, my strength is more than that!"

Sakura held her heart in both hands, acting like a nympho ╭(╯ε╰)╮: "Sasuke is always the most handsome!"

......

Hello!The action is too exaggerated and fake!

As Kakashi guessed, Zabuzhan did not die, and the masked boy was his helper.

"Take off the bandage that covers his mouth first, and let him spit out the blood." Before the hand holding the scissors touched the bandage, the person lying on the ground reached out and grabbed it.

"No need, I'll do it myself!" After saying this, he quickly pulled out the two thousand roots tied around his neck without chopping.

The boy complained slightly: "Mr. Don't Kill, if you are so reckless, you will really die!"

"For me, there's no need to be light-hearted." Zaobu sat up straight, "How long are you going to wear that deceitful thing? Take it off!"

The boy took off the mask as he said, "I used to wear this before, and it happens to be useful this time!"

Fuck!Beautiful boy, get away from that weird sorghum and come into my arms!

A fair and beautiful face was revealed.His brows and eyes are soft and his smile is quiet.It really doesn't look like a handsome young man (emphasis added), but a pure and gentle girl (emphasis added).

Zai Buzhan originally wanted to complain that piercing the neck was too dangerous, but was swallowed, "I really can't help you, you are always so pure, smart, and spotless. That's why I like you."

The boy still smiled and said, "That's because I haven't grown up yet, I'm a child!"

"I'm afraid I won't be able to move for a week, right? But—" Zabuzhan's eyes became fierce, "I've already seen through Sharingan, next time, I'll definitely kill Kakashi!"

The young man looked into the distance: "As we talked, the fog cleared away. If we don't kill Mr., we should go back."

Just when Kakashi said that Zabuzhan, like him, needs some time to recover his body, and let Naruto and the others take this opportunity to practice with peace of mind, a little boy walked in.

"It's not interesting at all."

Dazina said happily: "Inari, where have you been? Grandpa is back, do you miss me?"

Inari stood behind his mother and said to Naruto and the others: "You will die, and those who resist Kado will not end well."

"Eh? Brat, what are you talking about?" Naruto rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward, "Listen to me, sooner or later, I will become the most powerful ninja, become Hokage! What Kado, Doka, it's just a side dish a plate of!"

"There is no difference between a hero and an idiot, that doesn't exist at all! If you want to survive, go back as soon as possible!"

Naruto frowned: "You brat, I must beat you up!"

Sakura grabbed him and sighed: "Oh~ Our Konoha's children are cuter!"

A rebellious one like this has long been dominated by her ghost stories.

Looking down at the little kid in front of her, Sakura smiled: "Is that Inari? Have you heard the story of the ghoul?"

Naruto screamed, covered his ears and fled through the window.

"Well~ Naruto is still so timid!" Sakura continued with a smile: "Inari, please listen carefully, don't run away like Naruto~"

"A ghoul is a kind of activity in the cemetery. It likes to play tricks and scare children. The louder the children scream, the more excited it is!"

"Do you know what it does to play tricks? Its favorite toy is the corpse of someone who just died in the cemetery~"

"Sometimes, it might put a rotten leg on your bed, and sometimes you feel someone patting you on the shoulder, and when you look back, you might see a mutilated hand."

Kakashi immediately lifted his quilt and took a look.

"If you feel something dripping on your face when you sleep at night, don't be afraid, it might be him looking at you from the ceiling with a bloody head~"

A gust of cold wind blew past at the right time, and everyone present shivered.

"Tick-"

Everyone looked at the ceiling subconsciously, and Dazina breathed a sigh of relief after looking at it: "It's nothing, the roof is damaged and the rain is leaking."

Sakura continued: "By the way, ghosts like to act in the dark, Inari, be careful when you go to sleep at night~ Maybe——he is watching you from the dark ceiling~ "

The deliberately lowered voice and prolonged tail created a gloomy and weird atmosphere.

"Crack-"

At this time, there was a sudden power outage, and the sound of rain outside the house was mixed with the cold wind beating on the window and door, as if someone was crying and knocking on the door.

Inari finally couldn't help but screamed: "Ahhh! There is a ghost!"

In the darkness, Kakashi and Sasuke were silent and silent at the same time.

# I didn’t expect what Naruto said was true!I feel sorry for Naruto~#

#拉一拉烤A ghost story lover who has scared and cried all Konoha children——Haruno Sakura#

#The skill of the little partner is a bit strange, how can it be broken?What the hell is the buff that comes with telling ghost stories! #

In the middle of the night, Sasuke and Naruto's room——

"The demons and goblins quickly retreat, my uncle Naruto is not afraid of you! The monsters and ghosts quickly retreat, my uncle Naruto is not afraid of you——" Naruto huddled under the blanket, trembling and repeating.

Sasuke, who was so loud that he couldn't sleep and tossed and turned twenty times, finally couldn't help it anymore!

"Wow—" with a bang, Naruto's quilt was lifted, "The end of the crane, no, it should be a coward! Are you still letting people sleep or not!"

Naruto looked up, his big blue eyes were full of grievances, "Because Sakura's ghost story is really scary!"

Sasuke was silent, now he understands Naruto very well, Sakura's buff is definitely wrong!

Pulling away the pillows on Naruto's bed, Sasuke went back to his own bed and lay down, but left more than half of the space: "I have to practice tomorrow, I don't want to lose my energy and cause my cultivation to fail."

Naruto's heart is definitely not soft because he looks so much like his own little kitten!

Naruto was taken aback, and after realizing what Sasuke meant, he immediately hugged his quilt and squeezed happily, "Sasuke, I will not lose to you in training tomorrow!"

Sasuke, who was tired all day, only had time to say "shut up" and fell asleep.

The howling of the cold wind outside became louder and louder, Naruto tiptoedly divided half of his quilt to Sasuke, and then closed his eyes in peace.

The author has something to say: Early the next morning, Sakura, who came to ask the two of them to eat, saw Naruto and Sasuke rolling into a ball on the same bed.

"Ah!" Sakura who pushed open the door screamed, covered her face, and was stunned for a while before she realized, "I didn't expect that you...Naruto, Sasuke, I wish you happiness !"

Then turned around and ran out——

Sasuke: Wait!It's not what you think!

Naruto Erkon: Sakura, listen to my explanation!

Running downstairs, Sakura threw herself into the arms of Kakashi, who was leaning on crutches, and almost knocked him away, "Woooooooooo~ Mr. Kakashi, I'm broken in love! QAQ"

Kakashi didn't comfort his student's self-consciousness at all, but made up for it severely: "Is the failure of a secret love also called a broken love?"

Sakura's indifferent face: Hello? Old ancestor?The proposal you mentioned last time to withdraw from class [-] is quite good, and I think it can be considered.

Haruno Xuan: Baby Sakura, you finally think about it!Come, come, come back to the arms of your ancestors and hold you high!