[Comprehensive British and American] That bitch wife overturned

Norma was lying on the bed. She was actually asleep because of her physical exhaustion and mental exhaustion, but for some reason, she suddenly woke up.

Norma stared blankly at the ceiling, everything around her was black, and her brain still couldn't react—where am I now?She blinked her eyes before she realized that she was now in the Avengers' mansion, a temporary room arranged for her.

Norma covered her eyes, turned around in pain, and curled herself up.She doesn't like the feeling of life dissipating, especially the two little three-headed bodies are created by herself. Although they only exist for 24 hours, Norma still doesn't like any accidents.

Originally wanted to sleep for a while, but Norma became more awake.She sat up a little angrily, and wanted to swear a bad word, but she endured it and still didn't swear.She stepped on her slippers and got out of bed, opened the door and walked out - she needed some ventilation.

By this point everyone had gone to bed, including Tony.The living room was quiet and dark.Norma walked to the wine cabinet according to her memory, intending to pour herself a glass of wine.Just as she stretched out her hand, a man's voice suddenly sounded in the living room: "Hehehe, brother, remember that you haven't turned twenty yet?"

Norma was startled and almost fell, but fortunately, Jarvis turned on the light.Deadpool was sitting on the sofa, looking like a grandpa.Norma pressed her beating heart and said angrily, "Why are you here?"

"Brother was notified." Deadpool took off his hood, revealing his pitted face, "Hey, what's the matter, girl, she looks listless, what's wrong, did you argue with your boyfriend?"

Mentioning this Norma was even more unhappy: "No, it's just that Peter was interrupted when he confessed." Deadpool made an exaggerated expression: "Wow... This is really unfortunate news, compared to It's even more unpleasant to be with your boyfriend. Speaking of which, why haven't you pushed him to the bed yet? Do you want me to teach you two tricks?"

"No need," Norma gave him a blank look, and then took out the wine in the wine cabinet. "I'll drink a little, Mr. Stark shouldn't be angry, right?" It was Jarvis.The intelligent AI that doesn't need to sleep immediately replied: "Sir, you won't be angry, it's just Miss Norma, as a minor, I suggest you don't..."

Before he finished speaking, Norma opened the lid of the wine bottle and poured herself a glass of wine.Jarvis closed his mouth wisely—Miss Norma's mood detection is very poor, and drinking is an appropriate way to relieve stress.

Deadpool just looked at Norma and drank the whole glass of wine straight away: "The capacity for alcohol is good." "Of course," Norma's cheeks were a little red, and she hiccupped, but her mind was clear, "I used to be in Germany. When I was in Texas, I often drank my dad's wine." "Why did you steal your dad's wine? Huh?" Deadpool lay on the back of the sofa, "For the sake of excitement?"

"No," Norma said without feeling embarrassed at all. "Didn't it mean that all great artists drink alcohol? So I tried to drink too." Although I later learned that there is no difference between great artists and alcohol. What an inevitable connection.

"It's a good idea," Wade babbled, "Speaking of which, what do you draw after drinking too much? You bitch R18? What kind of pose? I told you, I want to emphasize the little spider's butt, after all, I'm a A man who loves butts..." Norma looked back at him and burst out laughing, "Why aren't you angry?"

Wade stopped, he looked at Norma and shrugged: "Why are you angry?" "I drew, I drew those pictures," Norma used a very vague pronoun, "As a person, why would you Are you not angry?"

"Brother, if I remember correctly, you should have asked me this question before?" Wade scratched his head, then adjusted his sitting posture, "Brother is not the kind of kind person, but he doesn't care about these things, you don't want to Misunderstanding." Norma nodded, was silent for a while, and then suddenly asked: "Does Spider-Man care about this?"

Wade rolled his eyes: "He knows?" "Not yet," Norma sighed, "I think I'm familiar with him, but I still dare not tell him this kind of thing." I feel that after speaking out, I will lose one friend.

"That's right!" Wade slapped his thigh, "Don't tell him! That kid is a straight guy! Straight and straight!" Norma was taken aback by Wade, and looked at him blankly, Wade Then he kept talking there: "Oh, do you still remember the time when I was tied to him last time? This kid actually has no interest in my body full of strength and explosiveness. I have known it since then, This kid definitely has no gay potential."

Norma was stunned: "It's not... I..." I don't need to know such details.As a result, Wade said he was addicted, and he winked at Norma: "Trust me girl, you will use it."

Before Norma came to her senses, why did she use the news that "Spiderman is a straight man", Wade had already changed the subject: "Brother saw a pen on the table, you What?" Norma looked, and it was the pen that belonged to Rapunzel's inheritance, she wrinkled her nose, a little reluctantly: "Theoretically speaking, it's mine now."

"Brother can tell that this pen is yours at a glance," Wade grinned, "tell me, what's going on? I don't mind being a psychiatrist for you now that I have nothing to do."

Norma looked up at Wade, as if she was having a psychological struggle - she always felt that asking Deadpool to answer her own questions sounded fantastic.Maybe it was the effect of alcohol, maybe it was something else, Norma finally poured two glasses of wine, then took it to the side of the coffee table, and handed one to Wade.

Wade took the quilt and sat upright, as if obediently listening.Norma opened her mouth hesitantly, and then gave a complete account of what she had done.

"...That's the way it is," Norma sighed, and then drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, "I just think...why did this kind of thing happen to me? Listen to them , There are still many people who are compatible with Rapunzel, and with this kind of high technology, I don't believe that other people can be found."

Wade scratched the back of his head: "Brother, what should I say... Should I pour you some chicken soup at this time?" Norma was amused: "Forget it, I am just upset and want to talk to someone. Thank you for listening to me talking so much nonsense." After speaking, Norma stood up and planned to go back.

But Wade stopped her with a loud voice: "Don't be in a hurry, I haven't finished talking yet, why are all the young girls of this age so anxious." Norma turned around and looked at Wade: " Well, tell me."

"Isn't it a good thing to have power?" Wade looked at Norma, "If this kind of thing is done smoothly, you can kill whoever you want, and kill whoever you want, and what's more The important thing is, I can make a lot of money, and then make those who are unhappy with me even more unhappy."

"This world is like this, either you fuck him, or he fucks you." Wade summed up very simply and rudely, "So if you are unhappy, I think it's okay to cooperate with them once in a while. In this way, at least that crazy woman can be justified and beaten up."

Norma thought about Wade's words carefully, and found that she had no way to refute.She looked at Deadpool again, gritted her teeth: "I have to think about it again, but... thank you, Mr. Wade."

After speaking, Norma quickly ran back to her room.Wade waited until he couldn't see Norma before he said, "Hey, do you think they know what this chick is painting?" "I guess...Mr. will know tomorrow," Jarvis received, " I will tell all this to Mr.

"Why are you so honest as an AI? Haven't you seen those movies? Terminator or something," Wade waved his hand impatiently, "Tie Can'er won't tell you unless you ask, just treat it as a gift to you." They are a surprise!"

Jarvis made an estimate in his own program, and came to the conclusion that the husband might not receive any surprises, and some of them might just be frightened, and then just watch the show—he would never tell Mr. Parker.

"What are you thinking? Don't think about burning the program," Wade yawned, "Oh, brother came here in the middle of the night and there was no one there. This is how they treat a superhero. It seems that the welfare of your Avengers Not too bad, ah, but the wine is really good."

"Mr. Wade, in fact, I really should report these to..." Before Jarvis finished speaking, Wade lay on the sofa: "Hehehe, don't tell me this, brother knows you listen I understand. Forget it, I can’t convince you, just change your program later.”

After speaking, Wade turned over on the sofa and started snoring.Jarvis, because of Wade's words, started to check the system by himself-it can't be done without checking, this S.H.I.E.L.D. has done this kind of thing before, and there is no guarantee that Mr. Wade in front of him can't do this kind of thing.

After Norma returned to the room, she lay on her back on the bed, her mind was full of Wade's "either you fucked him or he fucked you", what Wade said was indeed right.

Maybe I should try to use this power to let the idiot who suddenly attacked me know that I am not easy to mess with.