Life goes on and things go on [Comprehensive]

What purpose can Gong Jiu have?

It can only be said that although Lu Xiaofeng made up the wrong reason why Gong Jiu was with the devil before, but he didn't guess the reason why Gong Jiu came to find him.

"Nan Wang rebelled to come to you, why can't I come to you if I want to rebel?" Gong Jiu tilted her head and smiled harmlessly at Lu Xiaofeng, as if she just said "today's weather is fine", "you eat Already?" Such a polite word.

The next moment Lu Xiaofeng's expression was as if he had been struck by lightning, and he pointed at himself in disbelief, "I'm here to report Nan Wang's rebellion, how dare you come to ask me to help you rebel?"

"Because of this, no one will believe that you will help me rebel in the future. Wouldn't that be more convenient?" Gong Jiu's reasons are also very good. This theory of "the most dangerous place is the safest place" made Lu Xiaofeng Also speechless.

It was also dark under the lamp, and Gong Jiu met Lu Xiaofeng in front of the emperor's inner masters when he was sending him out of the palace, so blatantly so that no one would suspect that he wanted to do something outrageous and unfavorable to the emperor.

And with Nan Wang as a lesson from the past, who would have thought that the son of King Taiping, who has always been loyal, would do the same thing as Nan Wang?

Although this time Prince Taiping is not like Prince Nan, who is assisted by a peerless expert like Ye Gucheng, but Lu Xiaofeng's cold sweat is still unstoppable.

Because the situation is even worse this time, Prince Taiping himself is a master of martial arts, and he is not as easy to fool as Nan Wang and Nan Wang's son. Lu Xiaofeng has not forgotten the internal strength competition before, and Gong Jiu's internal strength is probably still ahead of him. superior.

And he dared to come to Lu Xiaofeng alone, Lu Xiaofeng didn't believe that Gong Jiu had no second choice.

Lu Xiaofeng's brain began to spin at a high speed, observing Gong Jiu's every word and deed, looking for his flaws, in order to seize the opportunity to escape.

Anyway, the imperial palace is right next to it, at worst, I will run back again.As for whether the emperor believed that after Nanwang and Nanwang's son, even Taiping's son would rebel, it was not his business alone.As an insider, he has already told everything he knows. As long as the emperor has no brains, no matter who hears the news of rebellion, he will definitely check it out.

"I really can't help you rebel, because... my master actually has the same thoughts as you. Nanwang and Nanwang's son are just paving stones. I'm not here to throw stones for her to ask the way, she is also going to rebel. " Lu Xiaofeng made up nonsense solemnly.

"Your master?" Gong Jiu didn't quite believe it, "The famous prodigal son also has a master?"

"You have to bow your head under the eaves. If you were tied up a few times, you would follow." Lu Xiaofeng pretended to be helpless, "Didn't you also do things for her before? She tied me up before, It was to ask for money from Huamanlou, who had the most real estate in the Central Plains, but Yan Tieshan, who had the most jewels in the Central Plains, had devoted herself to her subordinates, and Huo Xiu, the richest man in the world, was killed in her hands because he wanted money but not his life. Now in the Central Plains, she is the richest person."

"You mean that woman?" Gong Jiu was somewhat skeptical, his impression of the devil was that he was pretty and courageous, but he had a bad brain and dared to despise him.

"Yes, her name is Shangguan Danfeng." Lu Xiaofeng said sorry to the demon several times in his heart, and then continued, "Have you heard of the Great Jinpeng Dynasty? It was a small country near the Central Plains, 50 years ago After being wiped out by the Cossack cavalry, the little prince of the Jinpeng dynasty fled to the Central Plains with a few courtiers, and Shangguan Danfeng is the granddaughter of that little prince, Princess Danfeng."

Although Lu Xiaofeng knew for a long time that the devil would not go to restore the country, the content of these words was also told to him when Shangguan Feiyan pretended to be Shangguan Danfeng. , and no one told him the exact situation of the Great Jinpeng Dynasty, but it didn't prevent him from speaking according to this.

"Princess Danfeng is now recruiting soldiers and collecting money, just to restore the country."

"Then what does her restoration of her kingdom have to do with my pursuit of the throne?" Gong Jiu understood it, but there was no conflict between the two.

"Princess Danfeng is quite beautiful. This time I came to see the emperor just to introduce him to her. The credit for quelling the rebellion and her face, if the emperor is willing to take her into the harem, use her means to persuade the emperor Send troops for her to recover the homeland, and then she will give birth to a son and a half daughter. After the current emperor a hundred years later, her son will become emperor, and the original Jinpeng Dynasty will be managed by people with their Shangguan blood. It’s like returning to the country.”

Lu Xiaofeng felt that his words must not be heard by the devil, otherwise his little life might end.

"My master is going to be the future imperial concubine, you..." Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard that had finally grown back, "So you have to make some achievements before I know who to rely on, otherwise you Wouldn't it be too insincere to say that you want me and my master to help you?"

"Wait, didn't you just say that your master is going to rebel, how come she is going to be the imperial concubine now?" Gong Jiu caught Lu Xiaofeng's speech impediment, Lu Xiaofeng twitched his brows in embarrassment, and the fake eyebrows he put on were almost caught by him. Removed.He also made it up casually, so he couldn't manage the logical relationship, but this time he had to argue:

"Because if this matter is not handled well, it is similar to rebellion. It's not that Nan Wang said rebellion, Nan Wang's son said rebellion, and you said rebellion. My mind is 'rebellion', 'rebellion', just a passing word Well, anyway, they are all seeking the throne of the next emperor, so you should say something else instead!"

Gong Jiu's logic was not good in the first place, but Lu Xiaofeng led him astray all of a sudden, he nodded thoughtfully, as if he believed Lu Xiaofeng's words, "...you are quite reasonable."

"That's why, why don't you ask the big... the big boss, I mean my master." Lu Xiaofeng almost said that he became the king, feeling extremely guilty, "If she likes you more than the emperor, I can't tell. Just rebel with you, then you will have people and money, wouldn’t it be more convenient?”

"That's fine, I'll go meet this Princess Danfeng." Gong Jiu is also very confident in himself, not only in terms of appearance, family background and martial arts, but he also wants to usurp the throne. If he wants to be No. 1 in the world, it is natural Very proud.

Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time became nervous again.

The last time I wanted to ask the devil for help, I suspected that she had extraordinary strength, and he only had a reason to go to her so that he would not be suspected.This time it was too smooth, the image of the demon that knocked Ye Gucheng unconscious with a wooden stool was too deep in his heart, Lu Xiaofeng accidentally led the misfortune to her.

But this reasoning is easy to make up for a while, when Gong Jiu really stands in front of the demon, he is afraid that he will face the same fate as Ye Gucheng.

No, no, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered that the weapons that the demon usually used in the cottage were maces, but that time in the Nanwang Mansion, it was because there was no convenient weapon that the demon used the wooden stool that was readily available.

So……

The wooden stool was hit on the head, and it was the wooden stool that was broken.But if you hit your head with a mace, it will be a human head!

After thinking this through, Lu Xiaofeng's face turned pale all of a sudden.

"What's the matter with you?" Gong Jiu could also see that Lu Xiaofeng's complexion was not good, it was okay when he was chatting with him just now, why when he was wandering there, he turned purple and blue for a while, and turned white now. "What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking... Is it too late for me to practice a golden bell-covered iron shirt or an invincible body?" Lu Xiaofeng murmured, a little distracted.

"Give it up, such things as the invincible body of King Kong in the iron cloth shirt with the golden bell cover are all Shaolin kung fu. I'm afraid they all need boy kung fu. You're as smart as I haven't practiced it. As for you..." Gong Jiu shook his head, unable to bear it. Look at Lu Xiaofeng's stupid look.

"Oh." Lu Xiaofeng thought of another way to save his life.

After a few days, Gong Jiu came to the demon's cottage, and now the cottage has been developed smoothly, with specialized personnel managing intelligence, finance, manpower, etc.

So the devil's first reaction when he saw Gong Jiu was: "There is no shortage of people in the cottage now, let's find another home."

Gong Jiu: "..."

Gong Jiu coughed twice, and re-introduced: "Miss, you forgot about me. I am Gong Jiu. A while ago, I sent a letter to Huamanlou on behalf of the girl. There was still an eyebrow attached to the letter. Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows with four eyebrows are truly unforgettable."

"Oh." The demon also remembered, she waved her hand at Gong Jiu, motioning him to leave, "You are the one who told you to send letters and you lost your way, told you to count money but you can't, and told you to watch the house so that no one can see .Walk, walk, I don’t even want such a useless little brother to give me away, is it so easy to advance when we are a copycat?”

The disgusted Gong Jiu: "..."

Gong Jiu coughed twice again, "I'm actually the heir of Prince Taiping, this time I have something important to discuss with Princess Danfeng."

"Prince Taiping? The royal family?" The demon looked up at Gong Jiu this time.

Gong Jiu nodded, "It's guaranteed to be true."

"The gate is there, let's go, walk slowly and don't see you off." At this time, the devil was full of energy, "I am the only king here."

"Your Majesty!" Ye Gucheng (crossed out) Tiedan responded in a timely manner, half of the sword was out of its sheath, quite like, if Gong Jiu didn't leave, he would send Gong Jiu back for the demon.

Feeling a bit different from what Lu Xiaofeng described, Gong Jiu finally understood why when Lu Xiaofeng came to the gate, after saying hello to his old friend, he ran away without a trace.

This is cheating him!

"Lu, Xiao, Feng!" Gong Jiu stuttered each word, gnashing his teeth and chanting Lu Xiaofeng's name, bursting out with murderous aura.

Although he didn't understand what murderous aura was, it didn't affect Tie Dan's own murderous aura spontaneously after Gong Jiu sent out his murderous aura.

Under Tie Dan's murderous aura, Gong Jiu started to feel a little bit wrong, he curled up into a ball, trembling all over, and finally rolled on the ground, but still begged Tie Dan.

"Hit me……"

Tie Dan didn't understand what Gong Jiu was doing, and looked back at the demon with a questioning look, "Mother?"

The demon also didn't know how to explain this to the pure child-like iron egg for a while.

Half a moment later, Gong Jiu's whole body was tied up with a rope, and a walnut was stuffed in his mouth. The walnut was tied with a string so that Gong Jiu could not spit it out. He lay on a piece of wood cut into a triangular prism Sideways, legs apart, leaning against the sharp sides.

The devil kicked the wood, and the wood and Gong Jiu slid all the way down the slope of the mountain in an instant, only to hear Gong Jiu make a "uh huh" sound, and finally disappeared.

"Next time you see this kind of person, just deal with them like this." The demon patted Tie Dan's head kindly, "Don't play with them, and don't beat them. The more you beat them, the more they pester you. Just do this. They'll love it too."

The author has something to say: Can everyone understand the last one?This is the legendary must-have for shaking M-pig, wooden horse and queen. I only knew about this thing when I was watching Gintama ==

Gong Jiu is a pig, and wood is a horse. Everyone knows the queen... although there is a lack of a whip