[Comprehensive British and American] The world painting style is not right

I!go!She doesn't even know where Deadpool is!And her sense of humor is next to zero, she swallowed, remembering the fear of being dominated by bad jokes back in England.Before each English literature class, in order to enliven the atmosphere, a classmate would tell a joke.When it was Carol's turn, it was like this.

"The pastor asked if everyone wanted to go to heaven? Harry didn't answer. Do you know why?"

"Because his mother told him to come home after school. Hahahahaha..."

The whole class is silent...

So asking her to tell deadpool jokes was a huge mistake!etc!What did the system say just now?Tell deadpool dirty jokes... s**t!This kind of thing is enough for Deadpool to tell himself!

Carol stuffed the book into her bag, and was going to go to school after breakfast, and then think about how to find Deadpool after class.She was walking on the road, saw a breakfast shop, and raised her foot to go in.

"Hey, this girl looks good on you!"

There was a sound of teasing, she turned her head and found two faces stuck on the glass window of the shop...

Of those two, one was wearing a red and black leather jacket, the other was wearing a light green silk robe, with long platinum hair hanging over his shoulders.At the same time, they held their faces with their hands, and their faces were pressed against the glass, which was slightly deformed by the glass, and their eyes looked at Carol without any scruples.

As soon as she saw the classic Deadpool action of holding her face, Carol knew that she probably found the right person.But who is that next to him?Why is his painting style so different from this world?Under the slender eyebrows, there is a pair of gentle eyes, even though they are looking at Carol, there is a hint of shyness in them.

The elf prince... how did he come to America from the Middle Earth, and then hooked up with Deadpool?Before Carol could understand the question, she was dragged away by Deadpool who ran over. He fiddled with her hair like a child, "Hey, is your shampoo fruity?"

Deadpool reached out to stretch Carol's eyes wide, and she felt that her eyeballs were about to fall off, "Wow, green, these eyes look as delicious as grapes."

Deadpool's eyes moved to her chest, he was silent for a few seconds, and the excitement calmed down, "Has your chest been caught by the door?"

Neuropathy!Carol saves her eyes from Deadpool, yelling back, "Your brain was caught in the door!"

"How do you know!" Deadpool moved his head excitedly, "My brain was indeed caught by the door."

Carol: ...Deadpool with such a strange brain circuit, how can she open her mouth and tell him a dirty joke?

At this time, Deadpool called the elf prince over, "Legolas, this girl with a pure appearance is definitely your style, but her chest is flatter than yours, let me help you find out whether it is a boy or a girl. "

Carol was shocked, and quickly stepped back a few steps, covering her chest with her hands, "Girl! You discriminate against flat chest."

"Did you like to sleep on your stomach when you were a child, and your chest was flattened?" Deadpool shook his head helplessly, "Forget it, you are already the most suitable person for Legolas I have met this week."

what's the situation!Deadpool what is he going to do!Carol didn't recover, and was dragged forward by Deadpool again, "Our elf doesn't understand feelings at all, I'm looking for him to fall in love with."

Falling in love... It doesn't sound like a good thing at all, Carol pulled her whole body down, she didn't want to be taken away by them, "I haven't been in a relationship yet, I don't want it!"

The more she resisted, the more energetic Deadpool became, and he easily dragged her, "That would be even better, let me teach you what love is."

I go!Caroline was dragged by Deadpool helplessly, and had a deep hatred for the world.It doesn't matter that Sherlock is Doctor Strange, she hasn't figured out what's going on in this world yet, and today she meets Deadpool who just wants to teach her how to fall in love.The question is can Deadpool's love thinking be the same as that of ordinary people!

Then, a magical scene appeared.In the corner of a dark bar, there was a small table with a small blackboard. Deadpool's papa crossed his legs and occasionally knocked on the small blackboard. He raised his head triumphantly, educating them as someone who had experienced it.

Sitting next to the small table were two innocent boys and girls who were "ignorant and ignorant". They held their faces in their hands, their eyes were full of sincerity, and they looked at Deadpool with admiration.

Carol swears that she really didn't do it herself.Under the strong request of Deadpool, during the teaching process, you must hold your face with both hands, with adoration on your face, and no disrespect for the teacher is allowed.otherwise……

When Carol yawned for the third time, Deadpool said, "Carol Ann, do you want to experience the feeling of being run over by a car, and your chest will be sunken."

"No! Teacher!" Carol blinked desperately, she was really sleepy, but according to Deadpool's regulations, the teacher has the right to dispose of the students in any way.

Whoever believes in such an unequal treaty is a fool!How did the elf prince be tricked by him!Of course, after a few hours of understanding, Carol already knew that because the elf prince quarreled with his father, he often ran away from home. The last time he went to Hogwarts, this time he came to North America.

Due to Legolas' ignorance of the human world, he was rescued by Deadpool after a certain incident.It is estimated that Legolas regards Deadpool as his "Unrivaled Hero", and has been flying with him since then.

"Legolas, try it." Deadpool held his face and looked at his lover expectantly.

Legolas nodded seriously, turned to look at Carol, raised his hand and made a "heart" sign, showing a gentle smile.

What is this... Carol's face is full of embarrassment, why is his painting style so strange?She swallowed, "Are you all right?"

Deadpool raised his forehead, "How many times have I said, can you show love to a girl you just met? This kind of love is too direct!"

Legolas expressed dissatisfaction, and he used the second trick.He pushed Carol against the wall and tried to look at her charmingly.He was suddenly stunned. The girl in front of him had long curly dark brown hair, green eyes that seemed to flow from the water in the dark forest of the elves, a delicate and small nose, perfect lips...why didn't I find her so beautiful?

His face was a little red, his ears were hot, and his eyes were fixed on her face, motionless.

"Legolas, do you have a fever?" Carol reached out and touched his forehead.

"No! It's too hot today!" Legolas yelled, turning his back on her immediately.

Deadpool glanced at the elf prince and nodded understandingly. This elm head seemed to be a little enlightened.The first step to success is the love from Deadpool Papa.

Carol suddenly noticed something sounding outside.She turned her head and saw that a steaming car was crashing towards the store door uncontrollably.With a bang, the glass on the door shattered into countless pieces.Crimson flames spread from that end, and there was panic everywhere.

"Wow, there is an attack." Deadpool raised his hand.

Carol pouted, "You can hang up your white underwear and raise the white flag to surrender."

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Carol excitedly, "Hey! I didn't expect your breasts to be so small, but your mind is so turbulent!"

When Carol was about to fight back, she suddenly found that everything around her was still.The people's movements stopped at that moment just now. The flames that were about to devour the shop burned into the air but stopped. Even the water in the nearby water tank stopped flowing.

Although the shards of glass exploded, they just floated in the air and did not hit anyone.The drunkard beside him who was about to fall also kept his body tilted and did not fall down. The beer in the glass spilled but did not drip.

Deadpool maintained the posture just now, pointing at Carol, motionless, as if she was the only one who could move.She looked around and saw a boy with silver-white hair looking at her in surprise.