[Superman] Number One Enemy

Audrey stopped in her tracks, turned her head, opened her eyes wide, and looked at Clark in surprise.

"Have we had a good chat?"

"This is so hurtful, Audrey."

Audrey raised her eyebrows, looked Clark up and down, with a half-smile.

"So? Kent, were you dumped by Lynn again today? Have you suffered setbacks at work? Or have you been beaten up by Bruce? Finally found that the living people on Earth don't like Superman that much?"

"...None, Audrey. I can't chat with you until something serious happens?"

The elevator goes to the basement.Audrey stepped out of the elevator and found her car.Clark followed her, and the two talked beside Audrey's car.

"Not really." Audrey replied, tilting her head and pursing her lips slightly, "It's just that I can't think of what hit you, so you came to find me as a chat partner in despair. You must have a lot of friends."

This time, Clark looked at Audrey in surprise.

"Are you hurting yourself? Did I hear you wrong?"

Audrey rolled her eyes.

"I'll give you three seconds to get in the car, no more waiting. Three, two, one."

In the end, Clark and Audrey went to dinner, and the two chatted all night, from astronomy to geography, the moon to stars, global warming, nuclear weapons, solar energy, gutter oil, Sanlu milk and fake eggs, everything Yeah, just not talking about where Brandon's new father is.

Thanks to him trying so hard to make Audrey laugh.Clark thought bitterly.

That does not work.It really won't work like this.Clark held back for another two weeks, choosing two days a week to stay and find Audrey for dinner, but he couldn't hold back a word.While he was concerned about Audrey's blind date, he had a headache on how to face Brandon.

In desperation, Clark asked his cousin Kara for help.

"Why do you want to know Audrey's schedule?"

"...Don't ask. Would you like to help?"

"Of course I would. But why? Clark, you look suspicious."

Carla muttered, showing Clark Audrey's itinerary for this week.Clark immediately memorized the entire list, and was relieved to find that the time Audrey allocated to the blind date was only three hours, an average of three days.

Not even time to talk about love.This blind date can be amazing.

Clark couldn't tell if he was relieved that things didn't look too bad, that his friend hadn't gone astray, or that things were salvaged and he could keep his promise to Brandon.In short, at this moment, Clark made a decision that he rarely made in his life.

"I'm going to ruin her blind date."

Kara looked at him like hell.

"Seriously? Clark, are you on drugs or forgot?"

Clark is serious.Clark wasn't on drugs or joking.He was really going to spoil Audrey's blind date.

If the other party really appreciates Audrey, really loves Audrey, and won't change because of him, then of course, such a person will treat Brandon well after marrying Audrey; otherwise, it's better not to.

Clark thought so, and with the fattened courage and the courage born of Brandon, he came to the restaurant where Audrey was dating the man.

Today he was wearing a formal suit, an Armani three-piece suit and a navy blue tie, which he had bought when he accompanied Audrey to the banquet earlier.Standing on the first floor of this so-called seven-star hotel, Clark encouraged himself.

It's all right.It's time to go to the battlefield, and you have to get it done!

Clark walked up to the hotel and successfully arrived at the floor where Audrey was dating.He sneaked into the restaurant through the back door, avoided the security guards and waiters, and came outside Audrey's box.

It was too late to escape now.

... cannot escape.Come on, Clark!You are superhuman!

Clark opened the box door and walked into the box with a smile.He took off his glasses and made eye contact with the men and women chatting in the box.

"Clark?" Audrey frowned and blurted out.

"Who is he?" Audrey's blind date also frowned, looking back and forth between Clark and Audrey.

Clark kept smiling and walked slowly towards Audrey. "Audrey, I want to borrow some of your time," he said, without looking at Audrey's partner the whole time.

Audrey quickly regained her composure.She looked at Clark gravely and suspiciously. "Kent, I'm sure you're not a fool. What's going on? You've been acting weird lately."

You only get one chance.Clark took a deep breath.

"I swear I'll love Brandon as my own," Clark said, sincerely, sincerely, even a little affectionately. "Audrey, I want to be the father of your son."

Audrey opened her eyes wide.Audrey was stunned.

Clark began to suspect that his life was in danger.

"Sorry?" Audrey narrowed her eyes.

Clark pursed his lips, closed his eyes, and took another deep breath. "I like Brandon." He said, turned his head immediately, and said to the wide-eyed, shocked and confused man who seemed to be Audrey's blind date, "I suggest you get out of here immediately."

The man looked at Clark, then at Audrey.

Audrey slowly turned her gaze to the other party, expressionless.

Everyone can receive the meaning in Audrey's eyes.The man immediately rushed out the door with his coat in his hand.

"Actually, I'm a fool." Clark told Audrey.Holding a broken can broken heart.

Audrey looked at Clark meaningfully, lowered her head calmly, took out a gun from her bag, and loaded it.

Clark resigned himself to facing the Queen's wrath.

The next second, Audrey stood up, stepped onto the table with one foot, and raised her gun.

"Clark Kent! How dare you say you want to be Brandon's father!"

Gunshots continued one after another, and smoke filled the box.Audrey blushed with anger, aimed each bullet precisely at Clark's lower body, raised her voice, and shouted angrily: "What qualifications do you have! What qualifications do you have! You bastard! Go to hell! Be Brandon Where were you when you were three months old with diarrhea?Where were you when Brandon was six months old and stupid enough to drink toilet water?When he took his first steps, started teething, and called mama papa Where were you at that time?!"

Clark subconsciously blocked Audrey's bull's-eye with his hand.Although he is not afraid of bullets, he still feels pain psychologically...

"Still blocking! Take your hands away! I will make you die! I will make you never be wild again!"

"...You're attacking me, Audrey. Calm down, calm down!"

Finally, the restaurant waiter rushed in and prevented Audrey from continuing to shoot Clark.Audrey was so angry that her whole body turned red and she even shed two tears. Clark could only explain to the restaurant that they were a normal couple quarreling.

"It's okay, don't call the police." Clark emphasized.

The restaurant waiter manager and a row of employees, Qiqi looked at Clark, the part of his trousers that had been pierced by bullets, and Audrey, who was forcibly restrained and out of breath, in his arms.

Humans are still kind.At least for this moment, the people watching Clark were full of sympathy for Clark.

From then on, Audrey completely ignored Clark.No matter how much Clark stayed and tried to break through the encirclement to talk to her, it was useless.She directly blocked and blocked Clark Kent.including work.

Clark was sure that he had thoroughly pissed off Audrey.She was so angry that there was no distinction between public and private.

At the same time, Clark also realized another thing──

In the world, there is something that spreads faster than viruses.

That thing is called gossip.

The first to approach Clark was Tony.One day when Clark got off work, he saw Tony Stark parked a fancy car downstairs in Planet Media, and the owner of the car was walking straight towards him.

"Are you looking for Audrey?" Clark frowned uncertainly, and looked back at the hall, "I've already—"

"You are no longer Audrey's secretary, and she hasn't said a word to you for three days." Tony interjected, hooking Clark's shoulder, "Come on, Dachao, I'm looking for you."

Clark is forced to follow Tony to the stairwell to talk.

"I heard you went to ask Audrey for custody of Brandon." Tony asked right away.

Clark hung his head, sighing. "It's not like that... well, it's kind of like that." He replied helplessly, adjusting his glasses, "I just asked her if I could be Brandon's father."

Then Tony couldn't stop laughing.

Clark stood aside, pursing his lips, with mixed feelings in his heart, not knowing what expression to make.

"Seriously? How dare you ask?" Tony asked, laughing, "For God's sake, do you have a death wish or something? God...I can't believe it's real. Clark, you are the most courageous man I have ever met, Captain America is not counted, you two are basically the same type. Crazy warrior."

Clark raised his head, looked up at the sky, and took a deep breath. "Stark, this isn't funny."

Tony managed to recover, took a breath, and asked again, "Did she shoot you?"

Clark looked at Tony silently.

"Jesus. I got a picture in my head. Where did she hit you? Chest? Head?"

Clark still looked at Tony silently.

Tony lowered his gaze slowly, slowly.

"...Stark, this is really not funny."

"Sorry, sorry. Yeah, it's not funny. It's too bad. How could Audrey do this? I'll talk about her later. It's the most important part of a man. If you're going to be Brandon's father, she You should really think about her future sexual happiness."

"..." Clark was speechless.

The second person to laugh at Clark was Bruce Wayne.

They met at a corporate charity dinner.When Clark turned his head and met Bruce Wayne's eyes, a joke flashed in the other's eyes and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, Clark knew, God, gossip spreads really fast.

as expected.Bruce Wayne walked towards him pretending to be nonchalant, and the two started an irrelevant conversation, chatting and chatting suddenly Bruce Wayne asked him.

"I still don't quite understand. How did you come up with the idea of ​​proposing to Audrey?"

"I didn't propose to her." Clark replied subconsciously.

Then they were all stunned.

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