[Jian San] Zhuang Hua is happy to be a father

Later, a group of seven children drank and drank on the roof of the house, where they slept unconsciously and were buried in the snow...

Waking up from the cold in the middle of the night, they hurried home one by one, but it was already too late——

How happy the first day is, how miserable the next day is when you drink the soup...

——A group of troubled brothers and sisters bred a revolutionary friendship in front of Huang Lian, crying bitterly and shouting that I was wrong.Then we meet each other at the Lantern Festival during the Lantern Festival and continue to wave together _(:_」∠)_...

As for the next few days...

In the next few days, of course, I will be recuperating honestly!

There was a three-day Lantern Festival during the Lantern Festival, and Ye Xingtian had already prepared for the war. He had all the fox fur coats, umbrellas and tents, and then he took his precious octagonal crystal lamp and rushed to Chang'an City.

There are also many people in the teahouses outside Chang'an today. Countless people gathered in the square outside the city, lit lanterns and let them fly into the sky.When Ye Xingtian was riding past the teahouse, he heard someone calling his name: "Ye Tian!"

Turning his head, Gong Yunqing outside the teahouse jumped up and down like a flea.

He smiled and turned his horse's head: "Happy holidays, proprietress!"

"Yo! Xiao Tian'er, you came out today!" The proprietress greeted warmly.

Helping the proprietress a few times a day to serve tea can get dozens of taels of gold, which is Ye Xingtian's biggest source of wealth. Ye Xingtian comes to help almost every day, rain or shine, so he is really familiar with the proprietress.

The proprietress said, "How many of your friends are these?"

"Well, I met them during Chinese New Year." Ye Xingtian smiled.So the proprietress waved her hand proudly, "Zhao Cha! These little guest officials are half-price tea today!"

"Thank you lady boss!"

"Boss, you are so kind!"

……

Gong Yunqing pulled Ye Xingtian to sit down at the table together, a square table was not full of seven people: "Why are you here now, I'm just waiting for you!"

"I live far away!" Ye Xingtian said with a smile, holding his lamp in front of several people, showing off their faces triumphantly: "Look at my lamp, does it look good~(≧▽≦)/~!"

"Yo! This is a good thing! (?????)"

"This shape is really exquisite. (??.??)"

"How did Xiaotian float? 0.0"

"...Why do I feel that this is something built in?"

"Lan Lan said this... I think so too. I entered the palace the year before last, and it seems that I have indeed seen this thing in the palace?

Where are you from, Xiaotian? "

"It was given by someone else y^o^y, I have a brother-in-law who works as a little Taoist priest in Chunyang Palace. He knows that I like all kinds of exquisite and beautiful things, so he gave me a lot of things to play with. His master knows Then give this lamp to me! *^ ^*”

"Wow~ Your brother treats you so well!"

"Since it was sent by a Taoist priest from Chunyang, the source should be no problem, it's so beautiful!

—Look at mine! "

"I'll go, is the beauty above Chang'e? (⊙o⊙)!"

"Burn the local tyrant to death!!! You fucking rabbit eyes actually use real red treasures!!! ╰_╯屮"

"...Fuck..."

"Hey hey hey, come here, little sweet, how about taking off the mask and brother giving you a beautiful lantern? It's definitely not worse than the one in your hand! (?????)"

"...The true face of my young master is something that ordinary people like you can peek at? ╭(╯^╰)╮"

"Fuck!"

"... I can't bear it! (*>.<*)"

"Damn it, I have to watch it today!"

"Little Tiantian, come here, tell the brothers frankly, how ugly are you? A flat nose? A flat forehead? All eyebrows gone? Or a black birthmark?"

"Gong Yunqing, get the hell out of here!!(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!"

"Don't be like this Xiaoqing, be reserved! Save face for the little brother hahaha..."

"——Reed chicken, you too! ╰_╯"

"Don't be like this, Sweetie~Actually—(?????)"

"Prudish, put away your turbulent tone, I'm still a child, don't lead me badly!"

"Look, let's take a look~ Xiaotian is not a girl who has to marry after seeing~(ω<*?) You have known each other for so long and still hide your head and show your tail, Tiantian, are you still a brother?"

"You guys, you bully me when I'm young!"

"Xiao Tiantian, since everyone wants to see you, let us take a look ~ it won't lose a piece of meat."

"...Brother Xiaolan, I thought you loved me! @x@"

"Brother Xiaolan, your sister (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!!"

"I said, Ye Tiantian," Gong Yunqing rubbed his chin and looked him up and down suspiciously, "—you are not really an ugly, shameless monster, are you?"

"Nonsense! I am so beautiful that everyone is angry! He is so handsome that he breaks through the sky!!" Ye Xingtian flipped the table angrily at being squeezed out.

"It's useless to just talk and not practice?" Gong Yunqing raised his eyebrows, and said sinisterly: "If you have the ability, you can prove it, let us see what it looks like, and it won't take advantage of you."

Shi Chaoyi said softly: "This is the end of the matter, Xiaotian, why not satisfy their curiosity, otherwise they will be even more impatient to know your real appearance. Don't worry, we promise that we will not reveal it."

Both Shi Chaoyi and Tan Zheng didn't like to talk. Tan Zheng was like an ice cube and liked to watch the excitement quietly. Shi Chaoyi was like a gentle and kind big brother, watching them quarrel with a slight smile.

So, as soon as he opened his mouth, Ye Xingtian exploded, "Brother Chaoyi actually even helped them with you!!"

"...I was just telling the truth Xiaotian, don't be so shy." Shi Chaoyi looked innocent...

"Good! Good! Good! This is what you forced me to do!" Ye Xingtian suddenly got up, looked at them, and climbed onto the stool decisively. With his own voice, he said sullenly, "Stupid Chang'an ugly monsters, you found this yourself! Don't blame the deity for not giving you a chance to regret it!"

The other six people and the tea drinkers in the teahouse almost went crazy laughing.

Di Meilan tried her best to hold back her laughter and gasped and said with a stern face: "I will never regret waiting for you! Please show me your face!"

"Quickly reveal!"

"Hurry up, little boy!"

"Hey, can you stop being such a bitch, bastard? You're the one to expose!"

Ye Xingtian put his hands on the mask, struggling back and forth, but he just couldn't bear to take it off.

Gong Yunqing coaxed him for a long time to no avail. Although it was interesting to see the little guy struggling and unable to get off the stage, I wanted to see what the little kid looked like, okay?

Gong Yunqing became impatient, and he quietly winked at Zhang Cailu.With a sudden move, he pulled Ye Xingtian off the stool and held him tightly in his arms. Zhang Cailu had quick eyes and quick hands, and with a hook of his finger, Ye Xingtian's mask was hooked off.

Everyone was watching the excitement of the brats, and everyone was waiting for Ye Xingtian's mask to be stripped off, so everyone was stunned.

After a long while, Di Meilan finally said: "...So it's really pretty..."

Di Meilan's words woke up the stunned little friends, and there was an instant shock——

"Fuck!"

"Damn, this is unscientific! Those who dare not see people are all ugly?!"

"I'm going blind! It's okay to have a Chaoyi who is more handsome than me! Why is Ye Tiantian, that damn sissy, more handsome than me?! God, I don't accept it!! God abandons me!"

"——Fucking sissy, who are you talking about?!!"

"Xiaotian, you look so pretty, what are you hiding? Are you out of your mind?"

"Huh! ╭(╯^╰)╮" Ye Xingtian arrogantly pushed away Gong Yunqing who was full of grief and indignation, flicked his clothes that were not stained with dust contemptuously, and sneered three times, "Do you regret it? This young master has already reminded you all." , this young master is so beautiful that he breaks through the sky, crushing you stupid ugly monsters every minute!"

"Day! [Middle finger]"

"Day! [Middle finger]"

"Day! [Middle finger]"

"Day! [Middle finger]"

"Day! [Middle finger]"

"..." Shi Chaoyi, the only one who could compete with Ye Xingtian in appearance, wisely kept silent...

——At this time, just smile...

Gong Yunqing pressed the mask on Ye Xingtian's face bitterly, and said earnestly: "You should still wear it."

"No! I don't! You have already released the demons, do you still want to seal me again?! (?????) You group of delusional mortals! I want to snatch all your girls! Destroy you! You guys! You don’t even want to receive a purse tonight! You’ll be bachelors forever, idiots! (?????)”

"What a vendetta, brother QAQ?!"

"...This heart is too cruel...╭(°A°`)╮"

"Please let me go! =＠~＠=!"

"...I'm so stupid (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)..."

……

Sure enough, Ye Xingtian did not wear a mask during the entire Shangyuan Lantern Festival, and Gong Yunqing and others paid a heavy price for their stupidity. What a wrong decision for the cubs.

——That is simply a capitalized tragedy.

——For a whole Lantern Festival, the teenagers did not receive a purse, sachet, handkerchief, lantern, flower...

——When people hook up with girls, what they get out of is admiration, and when they meet up with them, what they get out of is motherhood...

——The hearts of the teenagers are simply broken!

——Since when did my brother become so insignificant? !Girl, look at me!look at me!I am very handsome!Please stop coaxing the children!Please take a look at me QAQ!

——Sister, please talk to me about poetry, songs, and life ideals, please!I really don't want to talk about parenting with you anymore!My brother doesn't have a wife yet!

——Again, I'm not a daddy!Are you blind? !Have you ever seen such a handsome, young and wealthy dad? !ah? !Have you seen it? !

The Lantern Festival lasted for three days, and on the second day, the friends made excuses and all slipped away, leaving only Ye Xingtian, who was full of hatred, and Shi Chaoyi, who had never been lovable—even though they entrusted Ye Xingtian to Shi Chaoyi. He said serious and righteous words, but it still couldn't hide the fact that they just left Ye Xingtian and ran away!

The author has something to say:

#Little Theater: Blind Date with Children#

Gong Yunqing: Target No. [-] was found!Brothers, wait for the young master to hook up!

Friends: Come on Xiaoqing! happy

— Comb your hair!Change clothes!Get groomed!pose.

Xiaoqing: Hi~ that beauty——

Cub: Wow~ big sister, you are so beautiful!

Girl: Thank you ~ you are also very cute *^o^*. 【So cute, he must be telling the truth】

Xiaoqing: Beauty, I——

Cub: Sister, this lamp is so beautiful!How do you like it?

Girl: I like it!How do you like it?I like my sister and bought it for you!

Cub: Sister is such a good person! ~(≧▽≦)/~!

Xiaoqing: That——

Girl: Alright!Check it out, see if there's anything else you like!

Cub: Mmmmmm, thank you sister!

Girl: Are you hungry, little guy?Sister takes you to eat something delicious?

Cub: ok ok ok *^o^*

Background Xiaoqing: ——【Petrification in progress...】

Cub: Huh?Sister, did someone talk to you just now?

Girl: Huh?Have it?I didn't pay attention.Probably someone I don't know, don't mind, let's go, let's go eat delicious food!

Xiaoqing: ...

Xiaoqing: I'm so fucking tired of Tiance! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!