Comprehensive slap in the face and fan red building

Beyond the moon, the night is as cool as water.

Among the thousands of flowers, a pillow sleeps dimly.

Jia She was lazily pawing the grass, destroying the flowers, and suddenly became poetic, and felt that this word was so appropriate for the occasion!After he explained it, his sleepy eyes narrowed. This beauty is still meeting fellow villagers of Emperor Dexi, with tears in her eyes. I really don't know what to play.

He hates scholars the most, they can conjure up five or six meanings when they speak, it's time-consuming!

Tightly wearing the little vest specially ordered by Yang Jian to be made for him, Jia She was scratching the ground impatiently as he thought about the third watch just now, he was still waiting to go back and deal with those heartless gangsters, in case they all fell asleep later. What should I do? !

"Hehe, ah..." Emperor Dexi twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard the movement, and tapped his hand on the table, expressing emotion: "Still as lively as ever~" Now that the human skin has been peeled off, Jia She can point out the aristocratic face of the king's grandson. ?

"Exercise is good for the body." Yang Jian replied as a matter of course, glanced at the handwriting on the table from the corner of his eye, and his eyes flickered.

He knew that A Quan seemed to be hiding something from him, because tonight A Quan was so irritable that he even missed two of his favorite ribs.

"Yes!" Emperor Dexi casually said, moving the teacup to cover the word "conceal" from the water stains.For Yang Jian, after passing "The Lotus Lantern" and after this period of contact, the most important thing is that it is said that he has the emperor's purple spirit behind him, and he has inherited the fate of the world, so "heretics" will not affect him. His character is quite reassuring.

I agree with Yang Jian, but it doesn't mean I agree with "A Quan" Jia She.This Jia Shegou has the guts to pretend to be crazy and foolish, so he nestled in his arms and read so many secrets of the palace, and how much money he took!It's an unforgivable crime! !

"I'm old!" Emperor Dexi stood up, took two steps slowly, and stretched his muscles and bones, "Today I've talked to the fullest, but I forgot the time, I'm tired, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

"It's because I didn't think carefully, so I respectfully send the emperor off." Yang Jian stood up straight, and when he heard this, he secretly glanced at Jia She, who was not far away, do it!Ba, Ba replied.The night is as thick as an inkstone, so deep that it cannot be melted away. The only glimmer of light is the pair of shining eyes, which are as dazzling as stars.

Yang Jian sighed, taking Jia She to wash and wash like in the past, watching the "human" nestle in his luxuriously furnished little bed with familiarity, and gently blew out the lamp.

It was pitch black, even if the dog's eyes were bright, he couldn't tell whether Yang Jian was asleep in the gauze tent. Jia She propped up his elbows and raised his ears to listen to people's breathing gradually stabilized. , Shuttle back decisively to reap the "fruits of victory".

Even if Yang Jian let go, he couldn't let go.

Thinking about absorbing energy, Jia Amnesty left without turning his head, did not notice the gauze curtain opened behind his back, and Emperor Dexi, who was guarded by two hidden guards and floated in through the window, snorted coldly, "Fortunately, what the Jia family taught is nothing but A dude, otherwise..." While speaking, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth inadvertently.

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On the hillside, there was no sound of insects singing, but the leaves were shaking wildly, and occasionally there were a few angry howls accompanied by the shaking of the ground.

Sun Wukong cupped his fists and stared coldly at the "Skynet" that had exhausted all eighteen magical skills but was still unbreakable, and then the gods complained, puzzled.I don't know why my body is slightly stiff, and there is a coldness seeping from the bottom of my heart. I lazily follow the grid, curl my tail, and hang it directly to sleep with my eyes closed.

When Jia Amnesty arrived, he saw a scene that seemed to be "distinguished". He raised his head curiously and glanced at the indifferent Monkey King clinging high to the top of the grid.

Just one glance, quickly glanced away.

Because the big baboon with a pointed cheek and hair face does not conform to the grand master's aesthetics at all.

Jia She squatted halfway, raised the dog's head high, and proudly looked down on the god inside, waved his furry paws, and smiled, "I don't sleep in the middle of the night, it's really a god! Liwang, just in time Do the math!"

"Roar, sky, dog!" Several roars roared.

"You are the only Roaring Dog, and your whole family is... Bah,! You are not as good as a dog! Roaring Dog is loyal and responsible. You all claim to be compassionate, hehe, and you are holding those precious lotus lanterns that symbolize benevolence and righteousness. Well, there is no courtesy, no shame." A icy smile flashed across Jia She's lips, and flames flickered in his eyes unconsciously, "Now you all go to hell!"

"Shoutiangou, what are you crazy about! Have you thought about how to explain to your uncle? He is just angry for a while now, and he will think of us in the future, let's see what you do?!" Staring at the glittering "letter paper" that "Shoutiangou" took out, he shouted sharply: "Our uncle's brothers here, there are uncle's subordinates, and... and..." Chen Xiang's eyes swept away. Long Si, who stayed quietly in the corner without saying a word, and Chang'e, who was guarded by Zhu Bajie, all kinds of thoughts flashed through their minds, and a firm light flashed in their eyes, "And auntie!"

"Damn! Chen Xiang, is your brain stuffed with shit? Auntie also said that she is just a dancer and a widow. How dare you put yourself on a beauty?!" When Jia She heard Chen Xiang's words, he thought It's a bit cautious to sneak around, but when I heard the voice, my anger grew, and I howled: "It's not right to be a misfit, and it doesn't count to be a half-old mistress, and you are not old when you are immortal. Wrinkles!! Look at that age, it is more than enough to be a beautiful woman's mother, what a face!"

Chang'e trembled angrily, and with a swish, Bai Lian rode out on the wind, "Shouting Tiangou!"

"No, sir, I'm an auspicious dog, a lucky dog, and a cute dog that brings good luck and riches!" Jia She ignored the purple figure. It's not attractive, and in the eyes of the dandy, she's just a dancing girl, nothing more than a plaything.

Look at him, he still respects the princess or something.

Jia Amnesty took a sneak peek at Gossip No. [-], seeing her standing quietly with an anxious expression on her face, and she immediately liked her.

"How dare you bully my sister Chang'e and eat my old pig!" Zhu Bajie brandished the nine-tooth nail palladium and bravely saved the beauty with his fat body.

"My lord wants to eat roast suckling pig. It starts with you, Zhu Bajie." Jia Amnesty waved his hand and lifted a corner of the sky net to absorb the energy of the nine-tooth nail palladium.

"Brother Monkey, help~"

Seeing the weapon he had been with for thousands of years uncontrollably breaking free from his arms, Zhu Bajie held on tightly but still had no strength to resist, being dragged around like a piece of rag at random, couldn't help crying loudly .

The other gods were startled, and couldn't help but think of the scene where the lotus lantern was wiped out, so they hurriedly stepped forward to help hold it back, and exerted various magical powers.

But it still didn't help, but his weapons also changed one after another, as if he wanted to leave impatiently.

Sun Wukong fell down, but the golden cudgel did not stop Zhu Bajie to help him as before, but he looked at Jia She with a solemn face, and looked through him at the person behind him, "Yang Jian, I, Sun Wukong, have always had a clear love and hate. You can set up the current situation with yourself, my old Sun respects you as a man, but what do you mean now?!"

"what?"

Jia She turned his head, a flash of panic flashed in his eyes, he glanced at Yang Jian, and his eyes widened instantly at the proudly standing Emperor Dexi and the guards pouring out continuously.

"Could it be that the whole world is the king's land, making troubles in my land, disturbing my people, deceiving me, Huajin, and no one?!" Emperor Dexi looked at a fairy on the hillside, and looked at Yang Jian who was panicked. The tone was joking and comforting, "I heard that if you kill innocent people indiscriminately, the gods will go to hell, and I also heard that I am the Nine-Five Supreme, so the gods can't move?"

After being stunned for a moment, Yang Jian said in a hoarse voice: "Your Majesty, you...I..."

Emperor Dexi turned his head and seeing his expression, he couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth, with a hint of complacency in his smile, "Jia Qing is moved, why don't you call me uncle?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a bang, and thunder rolled in.

Everyone was startled by the sudden thunderstorm.

"Haha!" Emperor Dexi's eyes flashed, and the corners of his mouth became more and more curved, "It's like that...hehe, just like what A Quan said, with a general like you under my command, even if I go to hell, I will be unprecedented The first emperor who came later! You are now the nephew of the Tian family. Not only do I have many sons, but also many daughters. You can also pick your nephew!"

Yang Jian:"……"

Before he finished speaking, the thunder grew louder.

Emperor Dexi snorted coldly, "Ah Quan, shield me from this thunderbolt, treat it as an afterthought, he won't recognize it, let's take advantage of it!"

It is undeniable that he felt that he had mixed up with Jia She a lot, and he also found himself quite rascal.

The Jade Emperor of the Nine Heavens hugged the wine bottle and wanted to cry without tears, "Mother, don't stop me, I'm going to torture this emperor to death, torture to death!"

"Who is going to stop you?" The Queen Mother dressed leisurely in front of the mirror, "I have been in the morning for so many years, and now my face is trampled under the feet of the little hero, so I should be willing to gamble and lose the mortal calamity." !"

"Have a calamity?"

"That's right, Xiao Jian'er is a good uncle who became a monk halfway through!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

"I can't be an aunt, and it's too old to be a mother-in-law, so it's not bad to be his daughter!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

The Jade Emperor wanted to cry but had no tears: "Should we leave Jian'er alone?"

"Help?!" The Queen Mother heard the words and slapped the table, shaking the jewelry to the floor, "Your care is to collect the corpse in a sneaky way? If you can't get the corpse, you searched three thousand worlds, but you don't have the face to pick it up. Help the miscellaneous to bully Jian'er? You are irresponsible! Look at Jian'er's figure and appearance, and his nephew looks like an uncle, looking at you? Hold your wine and treat it as your big belly!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

Jade Emperor: "..."

Jade Emperor: "..."

The lightning strikes became more powerful, but for Jia She, who is equipped with technology, shielding the sky thunder is no pressure at all.

There was an instant of silence.

But Yang Jian only felt a cluster of fire gradually ignited in his heart, and the flames crackled in his ears and his whole body, and the blood in his whole body was boiling.

Even though there are benefits to consider, the other party stood beside him tonight, smiling and saying that I would like to be your uncle.

Tian's nephew.

Heaven.

Yang Jian raised his head to the sky, holding back the mist slowly rising from his eyes.Ever since he entered Jia She's body, he seemed to have become more sentimental.

The death of his mother made him hate the Jade Emperor, and even forged a blood feud. When he grew up and became sensible, the law and human feelings were always entangled in his mind, especially the third sister repeated the same mistakes, which made him look back on the past and sometimes continue to doubt himself. Is it wrong.

At some point, he imposed all the sins on himself.It is true that the mother pursued love, but the Jade Emperor, as the emperor in charge of the Three Realms, how could he bend the law for personal gain?So he was the only one who was wrong, making the incident worse and worse, and finally got out of hand.

But no matter what, even if he stood at the place closest to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother every day, he didn't dare to extravagantly ask his nephew and uncle. .

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"Yang Xiaosheng, can you tell me clearly?!" Seeing the other person who seems to be happily going as a family, Monkey King, who has not been waiting for a reply for a long time, is impatient. , raised the golden cudgel to draw flames, ready to burn Skynet.

"You monkey that destroys emotions, be careful that the old man eats monkey brains!" Jia She was so moved that he wanted to cry, but the warm atmosphere was destroyed by one sentence, he slapped his paws, and roared back: "What is there to say?!你这泼猴倒是自己说的好听，爱憎分明，我也爱憎分明，老爷就是看你不爽，我揍死你了，再跟你道歉，哦，不对，大圣爷可以闯地府修改生死状Well, how about I let you die and die! You ask yourself, is there any sincerity in apologizing? In the world, all fools know to have a little bone~"

After Jia She's roared, he couldn't help but want to praise himself, he didn't even know that he was so good at talking.

Never worry about quarreling again.

Yang Jian:"……"

"Okay, A Quan, I'm tired of talking, shall we go home and chew on the bones?" Yang Jian couldn't laugh or cry, he had gained more family affection, and he really didn't want to care about this group of people anymore.

"You can seal the thunder, so is there any way to stop the enchantment of this world? And the gods are not allowed to hide in the mortal world in private. I think they will not interfere with our life in the future." Rubbing Jia She's hair, Yang Jian said calmly.

"No..." Before Jia She could open his mouth, he suddenly heard a roar, "Yang Jian, Xiao Tiangou, what kind of magic did you use, my nine-tooth nail palladium, brother monkey, hurry up and take this monster away!"

"My universe circle, second brother, what is going on?!"

"mine……"

All kinds of wailing turned to howling one after another.

Yang Jian stared at the pile of waste on the ground in amazement, and glanced at Jia She, but before he could say anything else, suddenly a bright light flashed past, and they were bounced away the next moment.

"Ahem..." Jia Amnesty rolled over and just stood still with the help of Slap Fan, when he saw Yang Jian who was thrown out, his eyes turned scarlet instantly, "Beauty, Slap Shot, come out and save the beauty! Damn it! You should all be damned! Dead monkey, I am at odds with you!"

As soon as the words fell, a six-year-old boy suddenly appeared in front of everyone, driving a KitKat car towards Yang Jian.

Pain, excruciating pain, feeling like the bones in the whole body are broken, and the mortal body can't bear a stick so much.

Yang Jian gritted his teeth and wiped away the fishy sweetness rushing out of his mouth, trying to maintain a trace of clarity, but felt staring at his eyes, and he couldn't open his eyes no matter what.

"Erlangshen, don't close your eyes, think about Xiao Tiangou, the mission of the host is not completed yet!! We haven't collected the energy for you to revive you and keep you alive." Slapping Fan took out the rescue capsule , couldn’t wait to give people pills, stuffed them with oxygen, looked at the continuous overflow of blood, and shot at Monkey King, "You fucking pig brain! Your soul is gone, your soul is gone, do you know how to read?" It’s been a long time fighting against the Buddha, and I don’t even understand the mortal body, but you still call yourself the Monkey King Monkey King! I want to turn my fans into black!”

Sun Wukong: "..."

Putting the golden cudgel in embarrassment, he was stunned for a moment.He used up all his mana to break through the net before, but when he retracted the stick and pointed it at the "Shoutian Dog", he obviously restrained his strength, moreover, the "Shoutian Dog" is also demon-like.

How could this master and servant be...so fragile and vulnerable?

"A Quan? Cough cough...you... are helping...A Quan?" Yang Jian saw the colorful lights flashing in front of his eyes, his unprecedented spells, and he tightly grasped the hand that slapped his face, and because he moved his body and affected the wound, he couldn't bear it. He couldn't help gasping for air, his face was pale and weak, "Let... Ah Quan... stop, I... I don't want to see you... get hurt."

"However, you are seriously injured and will die! Originally, you were left with only the last trace of your soul, and Xiao Tiangou gave you more opportunities to rely on the host's self-cultivation. Originally, the host was spoiled and spoiled. If you are a wealthy and idle person, you can take good care of your wounds for decades, and you can recover a little bit of soul without any worries. Then I will extract all the energy from their weapons and give it to you, so you can live like an ordinary person in this world But now this opportunity has been dismissed with a blow!" At the end, with resentment, he slapped his face and wiped away his tears unhappy, "Now it is not a question of being injured or not, but they are looking for death! Erlang Shen , The Roaring Sky Dog was possessed by demons before dying, and if they don’t save you, they will all die! Your Majesty, please help me take care of my trading partners, and I promise you an industrial civilization in the future.”

Emperor Dexi took Yang Jian in a daze, and looked at the strange-looking person descending on the hillside in an instant.

"Mecha, do it, intercept the energy!"

Dozens of battle armors rushed towards the sky, soldiers and generals, Sun Wukong slid Jia She's neck, panic flashed in his eyes, "Is what that kid said true?"

"Nonsense! I don't like the Monkey King anymore. The drama is full of lies!" Jia She gritted his teeth and kicked Monkey King. Unfortunately, he was lifted high, and without the blessing of the slap in the face, There is only a trace of divine power left in Xiaotiangou, which is useless at all.

"Monkey King?" Monkey King murmured involuntarily, "It's been a long time since anyone called me that."

"You'd better pray for the beauty's safety, or I'll slaughter all the monkeys! My lord has plenty of money!"

"You are so funny." Sun Wukong turned his eyes to look at the hillside that looked like a purgatory on earth, and floated to Yang Jian's side, staring at the human guards trembling with weapons but still protecting Yang Jian layer by layer, with a smile in his eyes. "Yang Xiaosheng, my old grandson... my old grandson does everything alone!" Angrily leaving Jia She, Monkey King wrapped around his monkey hair, bared his teeth and cracked his eyes, "I have a part in the siege of Huashan! Chen Xiang... also counts as me The old grandson's apprentice, a teacher for one day and a father for the rest of his life, I will take responsibility for the sin of not teaching good people! I was born a stone marquis, wild and unruly, and I can't understand your great love and sacrifice!"

Skipping Yang Jian's eyes that ignored him but worried about "dead dog", Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing out with a "puchi", replaying the scene of seeing Yang Jian for the first time when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

"[Appearance is clear and handsome, with bright ears and shoulders. He wears a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light yellow collar.

The golden boots are lined with coiled dragon socks, and the jade belt is adorned with eight treasures of makeup.He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist, and holds a three-pointed, two-edged gun in his hand.

The ax smashed Taoshan once to save the mother, flicked and beat the two phoenixes.He has a long reputation for killing the eight monsters, and he has established the seven holy deeds of Meishan.

The heart is high and does not recognize the family members of heaven, and the arrogance returns to the gods and lives in Guanjiang.Akagi Zhaohui Yingling Sheng, Manifestation of Boundless No. Erlang. 】”

Everyone looked curiously at Monkey King who sang loudly.Because the monkey's singing is really ugly, but the content makes people feel in a trance.

Hearing this, Yang Jian's body froze, and his eyes turned slightly with difficulty, looking at Monkey King.

Seeing him, Sun Wukong was just as smiling as he was back then, pulled up the golden cudgel, and shouted: "You young general, how dare you risk your life like this? My old grandson is considered to have only one opponent in this life, and you are the only one. Today- -"

Back then when he traveled to the west, he was tightly restrained by the magic spell and unable to cast his mana, so he was so angry that his teeth itched and he felt lost.

But now, not only someone told him, but also witnessed it with his own eyes, the mortal enemy who was able to fight heartily in the past is now a mortal, hehe, a sick and delicate mortal.

Even an ant can't be trampled to death.

It's just... Sun Wukong felt that he should laugh, laugh out loud, but for some reason, he felt chest tightness, and hot tears burst out. With all the abilities in his body, he was unhappy and followed Dou Yun back to Huaguo Mountain for thousands of miles.But the other party... was hurt by the relatives he cared about the most, the closest, the blood.

He asked himself, he couldn't be so cruel to himself.

Let go of your hand, and with a "bang", the golden cudgel fell to the ground, and the words were filled with loneliness and emotion: "Invincible, what's the use of it?"

Seeing this, Jia Amnesty, enduring the pain in his feet, rushed forward, put it in his arms, and shouted urgently: "Slap me in the face, come here quickly."

Slapping the face and inciting Wenyin to move instantly, squeezed the golden cudgel and stuffed it into Jia She's mouth, "Host, my base camp is still in your sea of ​​consciousness, hurry up, my teeth will be better."

Jia Amnesty: "..."

Slapping the face and inciting the frontier without being moved, he glanced at Monkey King, "Monkey King Monkey King, isn't it bad? I still have cards here. For your sincere apology, let you choose a parallel world and enter it." Strength, absorb energy, help Erlang God, don't worry, when you finish your experience and return to this world, time will not change in any way."

"Li Jie, my grandson?" Sun Wukong looked at the screen that appeared in mid-air in confusion. The only thing he could understand was that they were all monkeys.

"That's right, you can continue to be Shihou and make trouble in the Heavenly Palace! Look, without Erlang God, who will clean up their mess!"

"Havoc in the Heavenly Palace?" Sun Wukong paused, glanced at Yang Jian, who looked dull, inexplicably moved, nodded, "Okay."

The author has something to say:

I swiped Weibo before writing, and when I saw "The Return of the Great Sage", my mind expanded infinitely, and the outline was instantly gnawed. I don't know when I can finish my face (⊙﹏⊙) b Thank you for the cactus flowers blooming in the desert, nine taels of spades A girl's landmine, what? (づ￣3￣)づ╭? ~ Rolling and selling cute, please leave a message, please leave a message, please collect it, okay.

PS: It's too late tonight, so I'm free to reply tomorrow.In addition, the second elder brother has no Xipi, and follows the line of family affection. He has a son, a daughter, a younger sister, and an uncle... In short, he has all relatives.