Male Meng Po
Chapter 133 Daily Life
The dream this time was not long, but the amount of information in it was much larger than before. When Yue Banqi woke up, he was in a daze. After he finally woke up from the memory fragments in the dream, Yue Banqi raised a kicked the person next to the bed out of bed.
He was angry, really angry.
Yue Banqi is Xi, when he dreams of fragments of memories from the past, but rather than dreaming about it, it is better to say he remembers it.It's not the same feeling as watching a movie, but a real immersive experience, recalling his actions, language, and original mood at that time.
He raised Wei Shiyi as a child. In fact, he was indeed a child when he met a teenager.Accompany him, tell him stories about immortals, tell him many laws of heaven and earth and the cultivation methods of various creatures. At that time, Xi didn't know enough skills and common sense necessary for human life, but for the matter of gods, monsters and ghosts, He can speak clearly.Wei Xi's understanding of the creatures of the Three Realms was introduced by Xi.It can also be said that the starting point for becoming the King of Hades today was given by Xi back then.
Raising him and teaching him, Xi can be said to have completely brought himself into the identity of an elder. To put it more clearly, Xi raised Wei Shishi as his son.
Even though Wei Shishi thought he had confessed, in Xi's eyes, it was just a child who had just grown up who was afraid of being independent and acted like a spoiled child to him.
So what's the situation now, I treat you like my son but you want to sleep with me?
And now he was successfully slept by this brat?
Yue Banqi's face flushed red when he saw Hades covering his forehead naked from the floor.Partly out of anger, partly out of embarrassment.
As soon as he saw this guy's strong arms, strong waist and something bigger than him, he could clearly remember how he was held down by this strong arm last night, how his strong waist was held up, and how that thing ……day!
What made him unable to utter the words of reprimand was that he was the one who took the initiative in the first place!
At the beginning, he naively thought that he had already started dating, and Xuanji was always taking the initiative, and he was a little wary of him, so he should give some reply...God knows how he did it.
In front of him is a cub raised by himself!
It turned into a wolf with a big tail, and it was still the color version.
Yan Wang was kicked out of the bed for no apparent reason, and he didn't care that he didn't wear anything. He rubbed his knocked head and stood up. He stood by the bed and carefully observed the expression on Yue Ban Qi's face.
As early as the moon half seven, he saw himself as a child in the dream, and he predicted today. As long as he didn't dream about the key part, he could still fool him with love for a long time. Of course, it won't take long to be true.So he is racing against the progress of the dream at seven o'clock in the middle of the month every day. Either he has confirmed the relationship in advance, to the point where he can't return to the original pure relationship, or he has occupied his heart to ensure that he will not be broken up.
Just in case, it's a two-pronged approach, just like now, he eats up all the people, and can guarantee that Yue Banqi doesn't feel the slightest convenience to himself.
So now, he doesn't worry that the other party will break up in a fit of anger. Of course, it is true that he is given a cold face by being pissed off. Who told him to lie and deceive others.
Hades who is lying is very wrong.
Yan Wang tentatively climbed onto the bed, and was kicked in the chest again by the angry Yue Banqi, and Yan Wang, who had not yet sat firmly on the bed, rolled over on his back.
Hades lying on the ground: ...
Well, so be it, sleeping on the floor is fine too.
He stretched out a hand to wipe the bed, trying to pull off a small quilt, at least not to let him lie on the ground naked.
As for clothes?
Throw it all on Yue Banqi's side, he can't reach it now.
Hades easily touched the small quilt, but of course a certain person would not let him succeed easily. He only stretched out one foot and pressed the end of the quilt with the tip of his toe to stop Hades' behavior.
Yan Wang poked his head out and looked at the bed, just in time to meet Yue Banqi's angry eyes that were about to breathe fire.
After a long silence, Hades said, "You beat me up?"
Yue Banqi sneered: "Hand hurts."
Hades: "Then use a stick?"
Moon Half Seven stopped talking.
Hit with a stick?He is distressed.
This is another reason why he was angry, cheated into a relationship, and followed him into bed, but the problem is, he is now a little bit willing to let this relationship continue.
At this moment, he really suspected that this guy drank the western love potion for himself.
But this is impossible, the only bottle of love potion he brought over has been kept well by him, Yan Wang never thought of taking it away or asking about it.
Well, that's pretty satisfying.
So why was he so angry? Sure enough, he was lying at the beginning.
However, no matter how angry she was, Yue Banqi never thought about breaking up.
"Just lie on the floor and sleep like this!" Yue Banqi said bitterly, then rolled up all the quilts and rolled herself into a silkworm chrysalis, moved and occupied the middle position on the bed, never letting Hades go to bed.
Hades was taken aback by Yue Banqi's stern attitude, and when he saw the man lying on the bed angrily, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he just lay down on the floor loudly.
The result was much better than he expected, Yan Wang said with emotion in his heart.
The two of them rested in the hotel for a day, then checked out and continued to play in Yangjie.It is rare to have a holiday, neither Moon Half Seven nor King Hades thought of going back to the gloomy underworld to spend it.
Even if Yue Banqi is unilaterally arguing with Hades.
It was said to be a quarrel, but in fact it was just to the point of being awkward.Hades, who knew he had made a mistake, would stay low for the next few days, and he would take Yue Banqi to find various places with good scenery, eat in special restaurants, and buy all kinds of flashy things called In fact, most of the souvenirs are things that are three times more expensive than those sold in online stores.Regardless of whether Yue Banqixi liked it or not, from that day on, Yue Banqi was already unwilling to say a few more words to Hades, and sometimes even couldn't give a single-word answer in a day.So no matter what, as long as Yue Banqi stares at it for more than three seconds, Hades will buy it directly with a wave of his hand.
Immortals have something in their sleeves, and they are not afraid to pretend to be anything, and they have money, so there is nowhere to spend it.
Yue Banqi was too lazy to care about Yan Wang's extremely dandy consumption behavior and completely ignored it.
Hades was cold for three days, he didn't panic, because the way he led, Yue Banqi would obediently follow him automatically, and the meal he ordered, Yue Banqi would obediently eat it, even if occasionally Hades sent it directly to his mouth with chopsticks to feed , Yue Banqi just glanced at him, then opened his mouth and ate it, leaving a deep tooth mark on the chopsticks by the way.
There is a fierce feeling that if the chopsticks are not too long, your hands will be bitten off.
And in the eyes of Yama, these are full of happiness.
The days of the cold war lasted for three days, and the half-seventh of the month got tired of it.
He felt very boring.
What he thought were quarrels and cold wars were nothing in the eyes of Yama.For Hades, as long as Yue Banqi doesn't yell about breaking up and doesn't look at him with disgust, even being beaten up is a great thing.As for more, he didn't dare to ask for extravagance.
These two things, it just so happened that he didn't know how to do them on the seventh day of the month, and he didn't even think about doing them. Kicking someone out of bed twice was the limit.
People say that the one you fall in love with loses.Hades fell in love with him first, so he didn't have any pants left when he lost, and he wished he could lose all of himself.As for Yuebanqi, he is also not a winner now.
Starting the cold war without authorization, and ending the cold war without authorization, Yue Banqi finally said a word: "There will be no next time."
Yan Wang immediately said happily: "No, I assure you."
People have been abducted and the beds have been rolled, so why does he need to lie.
After the end of the cold war, the next day would be the ninth day of September, the birthday of Emperor Fengdu.
In the ancient times, 5000 years ago can be called the ancient times, which is too distant a time and history for today's people and gods.
The Great Beiyin Emperor of Fengdu was the main creator of the Underworld. No one knows how long he has lived, because he was born very early. At least in the Three Realms, there should be no one with higher qualifications than him.As for the birthday on the ninth day of September, he himself mentioned it before it became widely known.
It's a pity that this person's temper is usually too cold, he doesn't like excitement, and he doesn't want to accept unreasonable gifts, even if it's a birthday gift, so even if it's a birthday, this place where he lives is extremely clean, without being disturbed by gods.Since resigning from office, this man who lives in the distant Dushuo Mountain has never been visited by anyone.
Dushuo Mountain is a hidden place in the depths of the distant East China Sea. It can be said to be an overseas fairy island.There is only one peach tree on this mountain, but the roots and branches of the peach tree spread for three thousand miles, and the branch at the northeast end arches and bends to the ground, just like a natural arch.This gate is the entrance to Dushuo Mountain.
This is a fairy island, but it is full of ghosts and ghosts. The most vicious and evil ghosts are caught and thrown here to take care of them. There are only three gods, the Emperor Fengdu who came here to live in seclusion, and the gatekeepers Shen Tu and Yu Lei. .
No ghosts can escape from the island, and few visitors come.
Moon Half Seven and Hades are really rare visitors.
For every visitor who came in the past, one of the two generals would appear after arriving at the arch made of mahogany branches, accept or reject the gift, and convey the message that Emperor Fengdu did not see the visitor.
When King Hades came last time, it was Yu Lei who appeared, stopped him from speaking, and even sent a copybook.
That hateful copybook.When Yan Wang thought of this, he secretly gritted his teeth angrily.
Yue Banqi didn't know what Hades was thinking, he was looking around the environment here, and then came to a conclusion that he had never been here.
Even when he was Xi, he still hadn't been to this place.
After stepping on the island, I saw the arch at least 50 meters high, and the god general Shen Tu who waited by the arch for a while.
Shen Tu is wearing silver armor, holding a steel fork tightly in his hand, his eyes are majestic and fierce, looking at his bearded face, Yue Banqi secretly sighs in his heart, do military officers in charge of ghosts and gods have such virtues, and they are quite similar to Zhong Kui .
Of course, this kind of ghosts and gods responsible for catching ghosts usually have evil and kind faces, so there is no need to be afraid unless there are evil ghosts.
He was angry, really angry.
Yue Banqi is Xi, when he dreams of fragments of memories from the past, but rather than dreaming about it, it is better to say he remembers it.It's not the same feeling as watching a movie, but a real immersive experience, recalling his actions, language, and original mood at that time.
He raised Wei Shiyi as a child. In fact, he was indeed a child when he met a teenager.Accompany him, tell him stories about immortals, tell him many laws of heaven and earth and the cultivation methods of various creatures. At that time, Xi didn't know enough skills and common sense necessary for human life, but for the matter of gods, monsters and ghosts, He can speak clearly.Wei Xi's understanding of the creatures of the Three Realms was introduced by Xi.It can also be said that the starting point for becoming the King of Hades today was given by Xi back then.
Raising him and teaching him, Xi can be said to have completely brought himself into the identity of an elder. To put it more clearly, Xi raised Wei Shishi as his son.
Even though Wei Shishi thought he had confessed, in Xi's eyes, it was just a child who had just grown up who was afraid of being independent and acted like a spoiled child to him.
So what's the situation now, I treat you like my son but you want to sleep with me?
And now he was successfully slept by this brat?
Yue Banqi's face flushed red when he saw Hades covering his forehead naked from the floor.Partly out of anger, partly out of embarrassment.
As soon as he saw this guy's strong arms, strong waist and something bigger than him, he could clearly remember how he was held down by this strong arm last night, how his strong waist was held up, and how that thing ……day!
What made him unable to utter the words of reprimand was that he was the one who took the initiative in the first place!
At the beginning, he naively thought that he had already started dating, and Xuanji was always taking the initiative, and he was a little wary of him, so he should give some reply...God knows how he did it.
In front of him is a cub raised by himself!
It turned into a wolf with a big tail, and it was still the color version.
Yan Wang was kicked out of the bed for no apparent reason, and he didn't care that he didn't wear anything. He rubbed his knocked head and stood up. He stood by the bed and carefully observed the expression on Yue Ban Qi's face.
As early as the moon half seven, he saw himself as a child in the dream, and he predicted today. As long as he didn't dream about the key part, he could still fool him with love for a long time. Of course, it won't take long to be true.So he is racing against the progress of the dream at seven o'clock in the middle of the month every day. Either he has confirmed the relationship in advance, to the point where he can't return to the original pure relationship, or he has occupied his heart to ensure that he will not be broken up.
Just in case, it's a two-pronged approach, just like now, he eats up all the people, and can guarantee that Yue Banqi doesn't feel the slightest convenience to himself.
So now, he doesn't worry that the other party will break up in a fit of anger. Of course, it is true that he is given a cold face by being pissed off. Who told him to lie and deceive others.
Hades who is lying is very wrong.
Yan Wang tentatively climbed onto the bed, and was kicked in the chest again by the angry Yue Banqi, and Yan Wang, who had not yet sat firmly on the bed, rolled over on his back.
Hades lying on the ground: ...
Well, so be it, sleeping on the floor is fine too.
He stretched out a hand to wipe the bed, trying to pull off a small quilt, at least not to let him lie on the ground naked.
As for clothes?
Throw it all on Yue Banqi's side, he can't reach it now.
Hades easily touched the small quilt, but of course a certain person would not let him succeed easily. He only stretched out one foot and pressed the end of the quilt with the tip of his toe to stop Hades' behavior.
Yan Wang poked his head out and looked at the bed, just in time to meet Yue Banqi's angry eyes that were about to breathe fire.
After a long silence, Hades said, "You beat me up?"
Yue Banqi sneered: "Hand hurts."
Hades: "Then use a stick?"
Moon Half Seven stopped talking.
Hit with a stick?He is distressed.
This is another reason why he was angry, cheated into a relationship, and followed him into bed, but the problem is, he is now a little bit willing to let this relationship continue.
At this moment, he really suspected that this guy drank the western love potion for himself.
But this is impossible, the only bottle of love potion he brought over has been kept well by him, Yan Wang never thought of taking it away or asking about it.
Well, that's pretty satisfying.
So why was he so angry? Sure enough, he was lying at the beginning.
However, no matter how angry she was, Yue Banqi never thought about breaking up.
"Just lie on the floor and sleep like this!" Yue Banqi said bitterly, then rolled up all the quilts and rolled herself into a silkworm chrysalis, moved and occupied the middle position on the bed, never letting Hades go to bed.
Hades was taken aback by Yue Banqi's stern attitude, and when he saw the man lying on the bed angrily, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he just lay down on the floor loudly.
The result was much better than he expected, Yan Wang said with emotion in his heart.
The two of them rested in the hotel for a day, then checked out and continued to play in Yangjie.It is rare to have a holiday, neither Moon Half Seven nor King Hades thought of going back to the gloomy underworld to spend it.
Even if Yue Banqi is unilaterally arguing with Hades.
It was said to be a quarrel, but in fact it was just to the point of being awkward.Hades, who knew he had made a mistake, would stay low for the next few days, and he would take Yue Banqi to find various places with good scenery, eat in special restaurants, and buy all kinds of flashy things called In fact, most of the souvenirs are things that are three times more expensive than those sold in online stores.Regardless of whether Yue Banqixi liked it or not, from that day on, Yue Banqi was already unwilling to say a few more words to Hades, and sometimes even couldn't give a single-word answer in a day.So no matter what, as long as Yue Banqi stares at it for more than three seconds, Hades will buy it directly with a wave of his hand.
Immortals have something in their sleeves, and they are not afraid to pretend to be anything, and they have money, so there is nowhere to spend it.
Yue Banqi was too lazy to care about Yan Wang's extremely dandy consumption behavior and completely ignored it.
Hades was cold for three days, he didn't panic, because the way he led, Yue Banqi would obediently follow him automatically, and the meal he ordered, Yue Banqi would obediently eat it, even if occasionally Hades sent it directly to his mouth with chopsticks to feed , Yue Banqi just glanced at him, then opened his mouth and ate it, leaving a deep tooth mark on the chopsticks by the way.
There is a fierce feeling that if the chopsticks are not too long, your hands will be bitten off.
And in the eyes of Yama, these are full of happiness.
The days of the cold war lasted for three days, and the half-seventh of the month got tired of it.
He felt very boring.
What he thought were quarrels and cold wars were nothing in the eyes of Yama.For Hades, as long as Yue Banqi doesn't yell about breaking up and doesn't look at him with disgust, even being beaten up is a great thing.As for more, he didn't dare to ask for extravagance.
These two things, it just so happened that he didn't know how to do them on the seventh day of the month, and he didn't even think about doing them. Kicking someone out of bed twice was the limit.
People say that the one you fall in love with loses.Hades fell in love with him first, so he didn't have any pants left when he lost, and he wished he could lose all of himself.As for Yuebanqi, he is also not a winner now.
Starting the cold war without authorization, and ending the cold war without authorization, Yue Banqi finally said a word: "There will be no next time."
Yan Wang immediately said happily: "No, I assure you."
People have been abducted and the beds have been rolled, so why does he need to lie.
After the end of the cold war, the next day would be the ninth day of September, the birthday of Emperor Fengdu.
In the ancient times, 5000 years ago can be called the ancient times, which is too distant a time and history for today's people and gods.
The Great Beiyin Emperor of Fengdu was the main creator of the Underworld. No one knows how long he has lived, because he was born very early. At least in the Three Realms, there should be no one with higher qualifications than him.As for the birthday on the ninth day of September, he himself mentioned it before it became widely known.
It's a pity that this person's temper is usually too cold, he doesn't like excitement, and he doesn't want to accept unreasonable gifts, even if it's a birthday gift, so even if it's a birthday, this place where he lives is extremely clean, without being disturbed by gods.Since resigning from office, this man who lives in the distant Dushuo Mountain has never been visited by anyone.
Dushuo Mountain is a hidden place in the depths of the distant East China Sea. It can be said to be an overseas fairy island.There is only one peach tree on this mountain, but the roots and branches of the peach tree spread for three thousand miles, and the branch at the northeast end arches and bends to the ground, just like a natural arch.This gate is the entrance to Dushuo Mountain.
This is a fairy island, but it is full of ghosts and ghosts. The most vicious and evil ghosts are caught and thrown here to take care of them. There are only three gods, the Emperor Fengdu who came here to live in seclusion, and the gatekeepers Shen Tu and Yu Lei. .
No ghosts can escape from the island, and few visitors come.
Moon Half Seven and Hades are really rare visitors.
For every visitor who came in the past, one of the two generals would appear after arriving at the arch made of mahogany branches, accept or reject the gift, and convey the message that Emperor Fengdu did not see the visitor.
When King Hades came last time, it was Yu Lei who appeared, stopped him from speaking, and even sent a copybook.
That hateful copybook.When Yan Wang thought of this, he secretly gritted his teeth angrily.
Yue Banqi didn't know what Hades was thinking, he was looking around the environment here, and then came to a conclusion that he had never been here.
Even when he was Xi, he still hadn't been to this place.
After stepping on the island, I saw the arch at least 50 meters high, and the god general Shen Tu who waited by the arch for a while.
Shen Tu is wearing silver armor, holding a steel fork tightly in his hand, his eyes are majestic and fierce, looking at his bearded face, Yue Banqi secretly sighs in his heart, do military officers in charge of ghosts and gods have such virtues, and they are quite similar to Zhong Kui .
Of course, this kind of ghosts and gods responsible for catching ghosts usually have evil and kind faces, so there is no need to be afraid unless there are evil ghosts.
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