Male Meng Po
Chapter 24 Longevity Thread
"How about, where to go first? Roller coaster? Devil ship?" Yan Wang looked around, there were people coming and going in the playground, except adults with children, couples in pairs, and some people who came to play on a date student groups.It is very rare for two men like them to appear here together.
"Everyone is queuing." Yue Banqi said, "And the line is so long." It reminded him of the long line beside the Naihe Bridge.
Yama: "Because there are too many people."
Every time he came to the Yang Realm and saw this crowded scene, he felt that the ghosts in the Underworld hadn't received enough.
And every time he returned to Yincao Hell and looked at the ghosts waiting in line for trial, he wanted to complain about why so many people were dying every day.
In short, he doesn't want to work.
Yan Wang bought two entrance tickets to the haunted house with the money, and bought two drinks by the way.
Compared with the fearful and nervous couple before and after, Yan Wang and Yue Banqi's extremely calm appearance is quite conspicuous.
Especially since they went in, they started chatting and complaining about the fake decorations and statues.
Some people who don't want to be affected by the atmosphere automatically stay away from them, but there are also some young couples who think what they say is very interesting, so they follow them from a distance, although some of them are ignorant.
"This is the hell of scissors." Yan Wang looked at the statue holding scissors to cut off the ten fingers of the ghost, and added, "It used to be a hell for women who remarried after their husbands died, or for instigating women to remarry. But it has been reformed for nearly a hundred years."
Seventh day of the month: "Reform?"
King of Hades: "Originally, this hell is not the hell for remarried women. It's just that the first two kings of Hades were selected from the dead souls of the world who have a reputation for justice. Cui Pan was also an official in the world before his death, and he was just and honest. Go to hell to work. At that time, the rules were strict, women were not allowed to remarry, and they had to keep their chastity. That’s why this rule was added. After the yang world changed, the rules changed, and many ghosts entered the hell to seek justice. I think what they said It makes sense, this rule is unfair to women, so change it to a married man, or a married man who cheats during marriage will fall into hell."
Yue Banqi asked happily: "After the rules are changed, will there be fewer dead souls going to hell?"
Yan Wang said coldly, "No, there are more."
Moon Banqi: ...Huh?
Recalling the second layer of hell he once walked through, it seems... there are many ghosts.
Yan Wang: "So I think it must be because the punishment is not strong enough, so I want to change the scissors to iron, inserting it from the private part and inserting it from the mouth, it should let them learn what it means to be loyal to their partner .” After all, there is a divorce system now, so how can there be an affair in a marriage.
Yue Banqi recalled the second hell of still using scissors: "Why didn't it be implemented?"
King of Hades: "The yin officials of the underworld agree that this is too cruel and exceeds the punishment of the second level of hell. Are you kidding me, this is hell." Talking about excessive punishment in hell, a group of idiots, so naive.
Since it was opposed by all, Hades didn't bother to take a reform that punished small details too seriously, so he let them.
A group of young lovers standing behind Yan Wang and Yue Banqi trembled when they heard this.
It feels colder than before.
The two went on and visited several more hells, but these were too gentle for the two of them.Further forward is the exit, and several young couples walked past quickly, leaving only Yue Banqi and Yan Wang standing still.
There is a small room behind the setting of the Stone Pressed Hell, which should be the props room of the staff. At this time, the props room is filled with a very strong yin, which can only be found in the ghosts in hell.
Wherever you go, you can meet lonely ghosts. Shouldn't the wages of black and white impermanence be deducted?Yan Wang thought to himself.
Yue Banqi reacted immediately, and walked over there.
Not only is there a strong yin energy there, but there is also a living person from the yang world.Yue Banqi clearly heard the voice.
With a trace of dissatisfaction on Yan Wang's face, he finally followed Yue Banqi over the railing and walked over.
Just pay for the omissions of black and white impermanence.
Sure enough, their wages should be deducted.
The two quietly entered the small room, and no one noticed or noticed.
After opening the door, what I saw was a young man in casual clothes and sunglasses, jumping up and down in place and screaming.Looks like he's in his 20s.
There was a piece of talisman in the man's hand. The talisman ignited spontaneously without fire, and a blue light shot out from the burning talisman and hit the wraith on the opposite side.
The resentful soul opened his mouth.You Guang swallowed it in one gulp.
The man stared and jumped a step: "Drink! It's powerful! Just wait!" He took out several talisman papers from his pocket.But before he threw it out, the extremely arrogant resentful soul in front of him suddenly changed his attitude, and hid tremblingly in the corner of the wall, wishing he could get in if there was a crack there.
Obviously, she saw Yan Wang and Yue Banqi who appeared here.
Seeing Wraith Soul, the man was frightened and wanted to shake his feet when he was happy. After laughing wildly for a while with his hips on his hips, he realized that Wraith Soul's appearance was not quite right, and he didn't seem to be 'looking' at him.Only then did he turn around slowly.
"Fuck, when did you come in?" The man took a big step back and clenched his fists by his side. "Hey! I'm Bu Yingjie, a disciple of the Sanheng Taoist sect! Who's here!"
Hades: Where did the fool come from?
Yue Banqi: "My name is Yue Banqi, and he is Wei Xuanji. We... are here for that." Yue Banqi pointed to the mournful soul curled up in the corner of the wall.
"Oh, people of the same way." Bu Yingjie scratched his head, "I thought it was the staff here, it scared me to death. Since we are people of the same way, we should know the rules. I saw this first. random……"
Yan Wang passed Bu Yingjie, raised the resentful soul with one hand, and stuffed it into his pocket: "Let's go."
Moon Half Seven: "Yes."
Bu Yingjie was dumbfounded. He didn't realize it until they both reached the door, and immediately chased after him, trying to stop him: "Wait, you broke the rules! I took this order, I..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw a flash of light in front of his eyes. When he regained his senses, there was no one in front of him.Bu Yingjie was stunned for a while before cursing: "Damn it, where did you get such a nosy boss! When will there be these two people in the capital?"
Also, what kind of technique was that just now?
It's too awesome.
"It really doesn't work without the teacher's guidance. A resentful soul was almost made into dumplings. If it weren't for the second senior brother, life wouldn't be so sad now." Bu Yingjie spat angrily again at this point, "Don't mention that ungrateful bastard ,go home."
As soon as the door was opened, a staff member who was passing by and adjusted the lights saw him, pointed at him and said, "Hey, tourists are not allowed to enter there, you..."
"Wow, evil! Withdrew!" Bu Yingjie fled.
I ran out of the haunted house from the exit and came to the bustling crowd. After confirming that I would not be chased by the staff, I stopped, put my hands in my pockets and hummed a little song. Two big guys.
Next time I see it, I will definitely... Forget it, it is impossible to beat it.
He didn't even have a chance to do it.
This time the list is not completed, and next month’s meal expenses may be a little problem. I feel very sad when I think about it. I am planning to take out my mobile phone and log in to Lingyi.com to see if there is any other list to do. Called over.
"Hello? It's Awang. That list? Don't mention it. I was cut off by two big bosses halfway, and the resentful soul was taken away. I... um? I want to solve the resentful soul that caused trouble, but Didn't I do it?"
The voice on the other side of the phone was a little bitter: "You also said that you were intercepted. But the other party didn't ask anything and didn't ask for anything."
"No."
"Then maybe the other party is just doing something brave? Or does he like to collect ghosts? Anyway, the request is only to solve this troublesome ghost, so it can be considered as completing the task. Otherwise, will you still pay your rent?"
Bu Yingjie: "Then..."
"Don't talk about this. I'm calling you this time because I have a big deal." Awang's voice over there was very excited, "Do you know Su Mu?"
"Su Mu? You mean the male star who has become very popular recently?"
"Yes. And Qing Yingying."
"I know this, she is my goddess!" Bu Yingjie said excitedly, "I especially like the movie she acted in, called..."
Awang on the phone interrupted him mercilessly, and poured a basin of cold water on the way: "Oh, is that right? Congratulations, your goddess is pregnant."
Bu Yingjie: ".........What?!!"
Awang continued: "And it's not an ordinary pregnancy. Anyway, you'll know when you come here."
Bu Yingjie: ...
"Hey?"
Bu Yingjie: ...
"Carrot? Abu? Bu Yingjie??"
Bu Yingjie: "I think I need to calm down."
"There is no time for you to calm down. 100 million, this is a deposit. After it is settled, there will be 500 million." Awang continued, "Star money is so easy to earn. But remember, you must be strict with your mouth. If it is leaked, you will receive a legal leaflet, not only will your salary be withdrawn, but you will also be required to pay liquidated damages.”
The broken heart that was hit by the news of the goddess' pregnancy instantly recovered under the impact of the huge amount: "So much? It's enough for me to buy a small house in the city."
Awang: "That's right, you don't have to pay rent anymore after you're done. This list shouldn't be difficult to solve, just remember to keep your mouth shut."
Bu Yingjie: "No problem. Believe me, my mouth is so tight that I can't break it with a knife."
Awang: "That would be the best."
Bu Yingjie: "Where's the address?"
Awang: "At eight o'clock tonight, Guanjingyun community."
Yan Wang and Yue Banqi wandered around the amusement park for a whole day, except for encountering a resentful soul in the haunted house, no other accidents happened.
However, the amusement park did not give them many novel experiences.
A Ferris wheel that can see half of the city?
The heaven 33 days away is much higher than this.
A fast and super exciting roller coaster?
The speed of landing from heaven and returning to the world is comparable to that of a rocket.
The feeling of watching a movie is very good. Seeing a vivid and perfect story on the snow-white cloth, the image and sound are recorded, and it is so long, which makes Yue Banqi feel amazing.
It wasn't until it was dark that Yue Banqi and Yan Wang returned to Guanjingyun community after enjoying themselves.
"Everyone is queuing." Yue Banqi said, "And the line is so long." It reminded him of the long line beside the Naihe Bridge.
Yama: "Because there are too many people."
Every time he came to the Yang Realm and saw this crowded scene, he felt that the ghosts in the Underworld hadn't received enough.
And every time he returned to Yincao Hell and looked at the ghosts waiting in line for trial, he wanted to complain about why so many people were dying every day.
In short, he doesn't want to work.
Yan Wang bought two entrance tickets to the haunted house with the money, and bought two drinks by the way.
Compared with the fearful and nervous couple before and after, Yan Wang and Yue Banqi's extremely calm appearance is quite conspicuous.
Especially since they went in, they started chatting and complaining about the fake decorations and statues.
Some people who don't want to be affected by the atmosphere automatically stay away from them, but there are also some young couples who think what they say is very interesting, so they follow them from a distance, although some of them are ignorant.
"This is the hell of scissors." Yan Wang looked at the statue holding scissors to cut off the ten fingers of the ghost, and added, "It used to be a hell for women who remarried after their husbands died, or for instigating women to remarry. But it has been reformed for nearly a hundred years."
Seventh day of the month: "Reform?"
King of Hades: "Originally, this hell is not the hell for remarried women. It's just that the first two kings of Hades were selected from the dead souls of the world who have a reputation for justice. Cui Pan was also an official in the world before his death, and he was just and honest. Go to hell to work. At that time, the rules were strict, women were not allowed to remarry, and they had to keep their chastity. That’s why this rule was added. After the yang world changed, the rules changed, and many ghosts entered the hell to seek justice. I think what they said It makes sense, this rule is unfair to women, so change it to a married man, or a married man who cheats during marriage will fall into hell."
Yue Banqi asked happily: "After the rules are changed, will there be fewer dead souls going to hell?"
Yan Wang said coldly, "No, there are more."
Moon Banqi: ...Huh?
Recalling the second layer of hell he once walked through, it seems... there are many ghosts.
Yan Wang: "So I think it must be because the punishment is not strong enough, so I want to change the scissors to iron, inserting it from the private part and inserting it from the mouth, it should let them learn what it means to be loyal to their partner .” After all, there is a divorce system now, so how can there be an affair in a marriage.
Yue Banqi recalled the second hell of still using scissors: "Why didn't it be implemented?"
King of Hades: "The yin officials of the underworld agree that this is too cruel and exceeds the punishment of the second level of hell. Are you kidding me, this is hell." Talking about excessive punishment in hell, a group of idiots, so naive.
Since it was opposed by all, Hades didn't bother to take a reform that punished small details too seriously, so he let them.
A group of young lovers standing behind Yan Wang and Yue Banqi trembled when they heard this.
It feels colder than before.
The two went on and visited several more hells, but these were too gentle for the two of them.Further forward is the exit, and several young couples walked past quickly, leaving only Yue Banqi and Yan Wang standing still.
There is a small room behind the setting of the Stone Pressed Hell, which should be the props room of the staff. At this time, the props room is filled with a very strong yin, which can only be found in the ghosts in hell.
Wherever you go, you can meet lonely ghosts. Shouldn't the wages of black and white impermanence be deducted?Yan Wang thought to himself.
Yue Banqi reacted immediately, and walked over there.
Not only is there a strong yin energy there, but there is also a living person from the yang world.Yue Banqi clearly heard the voice.
With a trace of dissatisfaction on Yan Wang's face, he finally followed Yue Banqi over the railing and walked over.
Just pay for the omissions of black and white impermanence.
Sure enough, their wages should be deducted.
The two quietly entered the small room, and no one noticed or noticed.
After opening the door, what I saw was a young man in casual clothes and sunglasses, jumping up and down in place and screaming.Looks like he's in his 20s.
There was a piece of talisman in the man's hand. The talisman ignited spontaneously without fire, and a blue light shot out from the burning talisman and hit the wraith on the opposite side.
The resentful soul opened his mouth.You Guang swallowed it in one gulp.
The man stared and jumped a step: "Drink! It's powerful! Just wait!" He took out several talisman papers from his pocket.But before he threw it out, the extremely arrogant resentful soul in front of him suddenly changed his attitude, and hid tremblingly in the corner of the wall, wishing he could get in if there was a crack there.
Obviously, she saw Yan Wang and Yue Banqi who appeared here.
Seeing Wraith Soul, the man was frightened and wanted to shake his feet when he was happy. After laughing wildly for a while with his hips on his hips, he realized that Wraith Soul's appearance was not quite right, and he didn't seem to be 'looking' at him.Only then did he turn around slowly.
"Fuck, when did you come in?" The man took a big step back and clenched his fists by his side. "Hey! I'm Bu Yingjie, a disciple of the Sanheng Taoist sect! Who's here!"
Hades: Where did the fool come from?
Yue Banqi: "My name is Yue Banqi, and he is Wei Xuanji. We... are here for that." Yue Banqi pointed to the mournful soul curled up in the corner of the wall.
"Oh, people of the same way." Bu Yingjie scratched his head, "I thought it was the staff here, it scared me to death. Since we are people of the same way, we should know the rules. I saw this first. random……"
Yan Wang passed Bu Yingjie, raised the resentful soul with one hand, and stuffed it into his pocket: "Let's go."
Moon Half Seven: "Yes."
Bu Yingjie was dumbfounded. He didn't realize it until they both reached the door, and immediately chased after him, trying to stop him: "Wait, you broke the rules! I took this order, I..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw a flash of light in front of his eyes. When he regained his senses, there was no one in front of him.Bu Yingjie was stunned for a while before cursing: "Damn it, where did you get such a nosy boss! When will there be these two people in the capital?"
Also, what kind of technique was that just now?
It's too awesome.
"It really doesn't work without the teacher's guidance. A resentful soul was almost made into dumplings. If it weren't for the second senior brother, life wouldn't be so sad now." Bu Yingjie spat angrily again at this point, "Don't mention that ungrateful bastard ,go home."
As soon as the door was opened, a staff member who was passing by and adjusted the lights saw him, pointed at him and said, "Hey, tourists are not allowed to enter there, you..."
"Wow, evil! Withdrew!" Bu Yingjie fled.
I ran out of the haunted house from the exit and came to the bustling crowd. After confirming that I would not be chased by the staff, I stopped, put my hands in my pockets and hummed a little song. Two big guys.
Next time I see it, I will definitely... Forget it, it is impossible to beat it.
He didn't even have a chance to do it.
This time the list is not completed, and next month’s meal expenses may be a little problem. I feel very sad when I think about it. I am planning to take out my mobile phone and log in to Lingyi.com to see if there is any other list to do. Called over.
"Hello? It's Awang. That list? Don't mention it. I was cut off by two big bosses halfway, and the resentful soul was taken away. I... um? I want to solve the resentful soul that caused trouble, but Didn't I do it?"
The voice on the other side of the phone was a little bitter: "You also said that you were intercepted. But the other party didn't ask anything and didn't ask for anything."
"No."
"Then maybe the other party is just doing something brave? Or does he like to collect ghosts? Anyway, the request is only to solve this troublesome ghost, so it can be considered as completing the task. Otherwise, will you still pay your rent?"
Bu Yingjie: "Then..."
"Don't talk about this. I'm calling you this time because I have a big deal." Awang's voice over there was very excited, "Do you know Su Mu?"
"Su Mu? You mean the male star who has become very popular recently?"
"Yes. And Qing Yingying."
"I know this, she is my goddess!" Bu Yingjie said excitedly, "I especially like the movie she acted in, called..."
Awang on the phone interrupted him mercilessly, and poured a basin of cold water on the way: "Oh, is that right? Congratulations, your goddess is pregnant."
Bu Yingjie: ".........What?!!"
Awang continued: "And it's not an ordinary pregnancy. Anyway, you'll know when you come here."
Bu Yingjie: ...
"Hey?"
Bu Yingjie: ...
"Carrot? Abu? Bu Yingjie??"
Bu Yingjie: "I think I need to calm down."
"There is no time for you to calm down. 100 million, this is a deposit. After it is settled, there will be 500 million." Awang continued, "Star money is so easy to earn. But remember, you must be strict with your mouth. If it is leaked, you will receive a legal leaflet, not only will your salary be withdrawn, but you will also be required to pay liquidated damages.”
The broken heart that was hit by the news of the goddess' pregnancy instantly recovered under the impact of the huge amount: "So much? It's enough for me to buy a small house in the city."
Awang: "That's right, you don't have to pay rent anymore after you're done. This list shouldn't be difficult to solve, just remember to keep your mouth shut."
Bu Yingjie: "No problem. Believe me, my mouth is so tight that I can't break it with a knife."
Awang: "That would be the best."
Bu Yingjie: "Where's the address?"
Awang: "At eight o'clock tonight, Guanjingyun community."
Yan Wang and Yue Banqi wandered around the amusement park for a whole day, except for encountering a resentful soul in the haunted house, no other accidents happened.
However, the amusement park did not give them many novel experiences.
A Ferris wheel that can see half of the city?
The heaven 33 days away is much higher than this.
A fast and super exciting roller coaster?
The speed of landing from heaven and returning to the world is comparable to that of a rocket.
The feeling of watching a movie is very good. Seeing a vivid and perfect story on the snow-white cloth, the image and sound are recorded, and it is so long, which makes Yue Banqi feel amazing.
It wasn't until it was dark that Yue Banqi and Yan Wang returned to Guanjingyun community after enjoying themselves.
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