Male Meng Po

In the living room, three people sat around a table.Yue Banqi didn't speak, just bowed his head and drank tea, it should be this year's new tea, it was delicious.

Yazi sat across from Yue Banqi with a bruised nose and swollen face, and glanced at Hades or Yue Banqi from time to time.

The current Yazi has long been dressed neatly, but what should be seen or what should not be seen, I have seen it all, Yue Banqiyi saw Yazi's face and couldn't help but think of that white body, so I could only control my eyes Look at the table, well, that wood grain is so beautiful.

In the end, Yazi couldn't help being silent, and said, "Your Majesty the King of the Underworld, you can go to the Three Treasures Hall for everything. If there is any troublesome matter, you can just say it."

Yama: "Are you willing to do it?"

Jai Zi gritted his teeth: "Can I refuse?"

Yan Wang nodded: "Yes, as long as you don't care about face so much, I have nothing to threaten you. Do it or not, it's up to you."

Yazi turned his head, he cared, damn it he cared very much, the beast lived his life, he cared about fame first, and his face.If not, how could he be bitten to death by Hades?

"I am a dignified son, how can my reputation be damaged." Yazi said dissatisfied, "So you must not spread the rumor that I am a white-eyed wolf."

Yan Wang: "Since you are not, why would I spread rumors?"

Yazi snorted, with distrust on his face.

Yue Banqi silently looked at the tea stalks in the cup, saying that Yazi's reputation is not good.

For example, be careful.

"Hey, don't continue after drinking. I managed to get that idea of ​​tea from Danqiuzi①." Yazi said as he saw that the tea in Yue Banqi's cup was about to run out.

Yan Wang glanced sideways at Yai Zi, and raised his eyebrows.

Yazi and Yan Wang stared at each other, and after a while they were defeated, they put the teapot in front of Yue Banqi, turned their heads and put their hands on their chins, sulking.

Looking at the teapot in front of him, Yue Banqi was silent.

Speaking of which, besides being well-known for being narrow-minded, Yai Zi seems to be a little bit stingy.

"No, I'm not very thirsty." Yue Banqi pushed the teapot back.

He just immersed himself in drinking tea because the scene was too embarrassing, and there was no other reason.

Yazi was overjoyed, picked up the teapot and poured it into his mouth, and drank it completely, regardless of whether Hades' cup was empty or not.

The King of Hades has long been used to Yazi's way of doing things. It is not easy to get something out of the hands of this fierce beast. If it weren't for Yazi's debt of gratitude, he would not even bother to give him a cup of cold water if he came to this room, let alone tea.

"I came here to ask you to find someone." After Yan Wang finished speaking, he added, "No, there are three. They should go together."

Yazi put down the teapot and asked, "Is there anything good for me?"

Yan Wang thought for a while, raised his hand, and clapped: "Applause for you?"

Yazi: ...

Who is rare!

"Let me do free work for you every day." Yazi said dissatisfied, "I used to work for you alone, looking for someone? In the vast crowd? I can work for you with that little kindness, my subordinates No way. Your Majesty Yama, as the leader, don’t you know that your subordinates are like cows and horses, and you also need to feed them?”

Yan Wang raised the corners of his mouth, with a half-smile: "Don't talk to me about that, I know very well what kind of virtue you have. Anyway, I should give you some sweetness." After speaking, he took out a tooth from his sleeve and put it on the table. superior.

Yazi: "What is this?"

"Vampire fangs." Hades asked, "Interested?"

"Vampire? It's really rare." Yazi took the tooth and looked it over carefully, "But what should I use it for?"

Hades was silent, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "When you lose your teeth, what do you use instead?"

Yazi slapped his teeth on the table: "Then I will buy false teeth! No, my teeth will not fall out! I am the murderer Yazi!"

If he really lost all his teeth, he doesn't need to be called Jai Zi anymore, and the shame of changing his name to "Longzi has no teeth" forget it.

"And one has a fart! You can get stuck in the hole if you eat a slice of lotus root!"

Yue Banqi couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

It was rare to see Yue Banqi smiling so happily, Yan Wang's mood improved a lot, and he said, "Do you like lotus root slices? Then I'll send you some next time, are you happy?"

Yazi: ...

He's happy ass.

Although angry, Ya Zi accepted it.

"I'll keep it as a collection." Yazi snorted, "Since it's rare, I'll keep it."

Hades: "Is there any result in three days?"

Yazi happily fiddled with the vampire's fangs, saw that there was a hole in it, and hung it with a rope around his neck. Hearing the question from Hades, he replied: "It depends on the situation. If you know their general whereabouts, there is no Avoid the camera specifically, and get the result in a day."

Yuebanqi: "Camera?"

Yazi: "The gadgets made by mortals are pretty good. They are found on many streets, and you can record street videos. Tell me what the person looks like, preferably with a portrait, and follow the investigation along the Internet. Ouyang brought Among the newcomers, there is a computer student who is very good, and the comparison data came out immediately."

Yan Wang: "What if you avoid the camera?"

Yazi fumbled for his chin: "That's troublesome, I can only find a few personal items that they have used. I will send a few little demons with sensitive noses to find them. It will take a few days."

Yan Wang sneered: "The methods of monsters are not as fast as mortals?"

Yazi: "You are still the king of hell in the underworld, don't you come to beg me?"

Hades shut up.

He was very angry, but had nothing to say.

They have insidious means to track down the whereabouts of mortals who are still alive, but in terms of efficiency, they are really not as good as these beasts and monsters living in the world.

"Or you can check it yourself? I don't care." Yazi said.

Hades: "... I'm counting on you."

Yazi smiled, took out his mobile phone, and dialed a number, but he got connected after a while.

"Hey, Ouyang, it's me." Yazi said, "I have something to trouble you. Check someone. It's called..."

Jaizu looked at Hades.

Yan Wang looked at Yue Banqi.

Yue Banqi said: "Wang Concubine."

"Oh, Wang Yu." Yazi said into the phone, "Birth is..." Before he finished speaking, this time he looked at Yue Banqi.

Moon Half Seven: "More than 300 years ago."

"Yes, three hundred... huh?" Yazi stared, "Demon?"

Hades: "People."

Yue Banqi said vaguely: "Because of some reasons, the life span is longer."

Hades next to him sneered, "There's a god whose skin is itchy."

Seventh day of the month: ...

Yazi nodded, understood in seconds, and said to the phone: "Did you hear that, you know."

Ouyang on the phone: ...

He would rather not know.

"Where did you entrust?" Ouyang asked.

Yazi: "Well, this time it's the underworld. A commission from the underworld."

Ouyang took a deep breath: "I see. It's just that you'd better not disclose this matter. I don't want to be bothered by those officials who are full of fat. Obviously, the true identities of our special investigation team members are a secret, and I don't know how they found out. of."

Yazi smiled and said, "If you have money, you will always hear some true and false news."

"That's all. Since it is the entrustment of Yincao Jifu, there must be troubles here. If you don't know, please allow me to communicate with that person directly." On the other side of the phone, Ouyang said clearly.

Yazi let out a cry, and handed the phone to Yue Banqi directly. Seeing that Yan Wang's face didn't change at all, instead he looked as it should. When Yue Banqi lowered his head to answer the phone and observed curiously, he said to Yan Wang: wife ~ pipe ~ strict ~

Yan Wang raised his head and admitted.

So what about a strict wife, you haven't.

Yazi understood the look in Yama's eyes and clicked his tongue.

"Hello." Ouyang on the phone spoke very politely, "Please tell me the relevant information about the person you want to check, so that it is convenient to search. If possible, it is best to send me a photo message. Use the mobile phone number you are using now That's it."

Yue Banqi was still staring at his phone curiously. Before that, he was wondering whether to buy one, but Yan Wang said that this thing is only useful in Yang Realm, and there is no signal after entering Yincao Difu, so Yue Banqi put it down for the time being. Thoughts on buying one.

But now it seems that it is necessary to buy one.I'll buy one after this incident is over, Yue Banqi thought to himself.

Interrupted by Ouyang's voice, Yue Banqi came back to his senses and told what he knew.

The voices and appearances of the three of Wang Yu, where they lived, and where they went, fortunately, for the convenience of finding someone, Yan Wang and Yue Banqi stretched the portraits they saw on the mirror on paper, and Yazi helped them take pictures, and then sent it.

After reading the message, Ouyang said "wait a moment" and hung up the phone.

Only 30 minutes after putting down the phone, the call came back. Seeing that the caller ID showed the words Ouyang Stupid, Yue Banqi was silent for a moment, and then answered without changing his face.

"Hello."

"Hi, hello. I have already found the person you asked me to investigate. Wang Yu and an old man, a woman around 30 years old, they appeared in the cameras along the road several times. Judging from the direction, they are heading to the source of Minjiang River West City , it is close to the border, the population is sparse, and the Sky Eye network has not yet been popularized there, so I lost track halfway. Sorry."

Yuebanqi: "No, thank you, enough."

Ouyang's voice on the phone had a hint of a smile: "You are different from the gods I have seen."

Moon Half Seven: "Huh?"

"Maybe it's because I haven't had much contact with gods, so I don't know very well. You don't feel superior, you are very close to the people." Ouyang thought about his words, and said, "I thought that the gods from the underworld would be more powerful than the gods from heaven. Be colder."

Moon Banqi: "Gao Leng? Have you seen the gods from heaven?"

"Because of work, I have met a few. It's just that they are very difficult to approach, and they don't want to talk to me, let alone say thank you. I am very happy to meet a god like you. If there is anything, I can ask directly next time. I, I am willing to serve you, remember this number..."

The person on the other side of the phone hadn't finished speaking, Yan Wang, who heard it clearly, snatched the phone first, and said coldly: "No need, goodbye." After speaking, he hung up the phone with a snap.

Ouyang holding the phone: ...

See, that was the usual attitude of the gods he met.