What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

It took a day and a half to code the words, except for eating and sleeping. He Ruge was in a trance after posting the twelfth watch.

When he used all the royalties during this period to buy the "Holographic Game Helmet", He Ruge had already prepared his mind. If this item is useless and just used as a fancy decoration, he will delete it. A spicy chicken game that cheats Krypton!

[Do you want to spend 8888.88 to buy "Holographic Gaming Helmet"? 】

【payment successful】

[The item will be delivered today, please wait patiently~]

and then?

He Ruge was a little dazed looking at the successful payment interface, won't there be any changes in this game?Don't tell me that 8888.88 bought a game peripheral...

He closed the game and reopened it, and found that the game hadn't changed in any way, He Ruge seemed to hear the crisp sound of the strings of his reason breaking.

This cheating game cost thousands of knives!

Deleted deleted!

The hand that moved the mouse trembled slightly, He Ruge did not delete the game in the end.He almost opened room 104 with tears in his eyes, intending to feed the little monster.

Then He Ruge discovered that the little monster was no longer a little monster, he had become bigger and could fit his cotton nest before, but now he could barely wrap around his butt.

He Ruge just remembered that yesterday he didn't log in to the game at all, and missed the time to inject the little monster with genetic fluid.It was mentioned in the previous experiment description that the genetic fluid can accelerate the growth of the little monster, but this is too fast.

In a blink of an eye, the little white tiger that looked like a milk dumpling rolled into a big snowball.It's all down to the knees of the game character he manipulates.

Not as cute as Xiaozhi.

He Ruge, who originally wanted to see the cute appearance of the little monster, lowered his eyes in a very lonely way and sighed.

Click [Feed] with the mouse, and the nutrient solution is placed one meter away from the little monster.

The little monster didn't move.

He Ruge clicked [Dialogue] without hope.

little monster

【Roar! "roll"】

He Ruge rolled out mellowly, and then used secret observation as before.

The little monster walked slowly to the nutrient solution and began to eat.

20 No.

【The 20th is eating】

[Because of the pain in his body, he suddenly stopped]

[A little anorexia on the 20th]

The little monster smashed the half-drinked nutrient solution.

20 No.

[No. 20 dislikes the tasteless nutrient solution]

[He throws away the nutrient solution angrily]

The little monster turned around and stared at the corner in a daze. After a long time, he turned around again with humiliation, and licked several mouthfuls of the nutrient solution on the ground.

20 No.

【Hungry, painful and unhappy on the 20th】

[He avoids the broken glass on the ground and starts to drink the nutrient solution]

[No. 20 gets angrier the more he licks, he wants to kill someone]

He Ruge: "..."

It's so pitiful for this poor kid.

Thinking of the "Pain Impairer" he had drawn before, He Ruge opened the room to be used by the little monster. As soon as he opened the door, the little monster who was licking the ground like a little beggar froze. With a roar——

[Roar, get out! ! ! 』】

He Ruge: "..."

I'll just get out.

He Ruge quit the game expressionlessly, and after three seconds of silence, he suddenly laughed out loud.

*

After the little monster killed the staff member, it absorbed some nutrients from the insect wings on the opponent's body, so that it could make the insect wings on its body more beautiful.

The little monster is very rare for the insect wing that he lost and recovered. Although he didn't know what happened and returned to the place where he was locked up, but since the insect wing can come back, the little monster is satisfied.

There are so many foods here, except for the ones Xi Guican likes, he can't eat them, he eats them all one by one.After he finishes eating, he will become smarter and stronger. He is still developing undernourished, and he was starved by Xi Guican. Xi Guican didn't let him eat anything, and even pulled out his insect wings. .

Thinking of Xi Guican, the little monster hated his teeth, but recalling the miserable experience of being educated in the past, he calmed down his anger silently.

After being injected with the genetic medicine, the little monster was in pain for a day and a half. He was already overloaded by forcefully supporting his body. The pain caused by the genetic medicine was simply the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Why is he the one who comes out at this time, why every time he comes out he suffers, and when Xi Guican comes out, he enjoys blessings.

The extreme imbalance made the little monster almost cry. He actually suffered this pain twice. It was the same last time. Xi Guican fell into a deep sleep, and when he was awakened, his bones would be crushed even after many days. Xi Guican didn't have to do anything to win the pain.

He hates it.

The hungry and painful little monster finally waited for lunch. Originally, he planned to eat the person who delivered the food with the lunch, but after finding out that the person who delivered the food was the person with black hair and black eyes, the little monster had no choice but to give up his rich food. Big meal, the next best thing is to drink nutrient solution.

The nutrient solution still tastes like plain water.It's too much, why do you treat him like this, don't think that he doesn't know anything when he falls asleep, Xi Guican obviously drank sweet nutrient solution before.

The little monster, whose mentality had completely collapsed, threw the nutrient solution angrily.

But impulse is the devil, and you will regret it after you fall.The little monster growling with hunger turned around and stared at the pool of nutrient solution inscrutablely.

It's not clean, it's not sick to eat.

The little monster lowered his noble head and quickly licked several mouthfuls. The more he licked, the more angry he became. He didn't expect him to be reduced to such a point. After a while, he chopped up these spicy chickens again.

hateful.

When the angry little monster was licking it, he suddenly heard the sound of the door being pushed, he raised his head stiffly, and looked into those black eyes.

This person actually... entered the door without knocking.

"roll!!!"

The other party rolled immediately.

This person actually... didn't leave the nutrient solution before rolling.

The little monster almost cried angrily.

*

He Ruge didn't have any code words in the afternoon. He lay on the bed and watched a movie. After eating, he received a courier from "Your Exclusive Lover".

The speed of delivery is astonishing.

Such an expensive price is probably all due to the speed of express delivery.He Ruge indifferently opened the package, and saw an ordinary helmet and an instruction manual.

As for the peripherals, they don’t look better, and they are sold so expensive.

Spicy chicken game, pay back my hard-earned money.

With a cold face, He Ruge opened the decent instruction manual, followed the instructions in the manual, and put the helmet on with the mentality of "see what you can do".

The world spun for a moment, his scalp seemed to be lightly electrocuted, and he felt uncomfortable dizziness, but this feeling only lasted for a short time.

A cold mechanical voice sounded in my ear:

"Welcome to the holographic version of "Your Exclusive Lover". Since the player has never had the experience of holographic games, the first day of the game should not exceed one hour, and the second day should be controlled within two hours. Recursively, a normal game day It is best not to exceed ten hours, so as not to confuse virtual reality with reality."

"For the health of the players, this game has an anti-addiction time setting, I wish you a happy game!"

When He Ruge regained his composure, the first thing he saw was not the room he was familiar with, but the gloomy corridor. The corridor was cold and dark, and there was no one there.

He turned around in a daze, and saw the room number "104" on the closed door.

He lowered his head again and saw the nutrient solution in his hand. It was a bottle like a test tube. The transparent nutrient solution was viscous, and the body of the bottle felt cold to the touch.

Even in summer, drinking cold food for three meals a day is not good for the stomach.

He Ruge thought foolishly.

He looked down at the nutrient solution, then raised his head to look at the room number "104".

what happened?Is he dreaming?He Ruge pinched his thigh, the pain made him calm down.

The world has become so unreal, you can become a monster, it is actually quite normal for a love game to give you a holographic game helmet... what a ghost! ! !

Has he been hallucinating due to too much pressure recently?

Or did Global Technology take advantage of his inattention and quickly take a big step forward, tossing out all the holographic games?Is he too ignorant and uninformed?

His mind was full of chaotic thoughts, and a floating frame appeared in front of his eyes:

【Daily task:

0/1 (dinner)]

He Ruge subconsciously walked to the door, there was a blue light on the door shining on him, a very light "beep" sounded, and the door lock automatically opened.

The heart also jumped a bit.

He Ruge put his hand on the doorknob, his palm was sweating unknowingly when, he held his breath and opened the door, and he smelled a very stuffy smell when he entered the door, which is the unique unpleasant smell of a closed room.

The room was empty, and there was an iron cage the size of a pet cat. The metal of the iron cage was very bright, black and shiny, and it looked very expensive.

The little white tiger, which is four times the size of a pet cat, crawled on the ground. He used the cotton nest as a pillow and put it under his two front paws. With his sullen and violent blue eyes like sharp knives, he fiercely attacked He Ruge.

He Ruge, who has never been in contact with ferocious beasts, the most ferocious animal he has ever seen is a large dog that looks fierce but does not bite.

He has never seen such a pair of cold and evil eyes, which seem to gather the greatest malice in the world. They are the bloodthirsty eyes of ferocious beasts, without the barrier of the screen, if there is any substance, it will turn into sharp thorns. Then, the heart seemed to be tightly grasped by one hand, the suffocation of lack of oxygen made the lower abdomen sore, and the skin on the back of the neck subconsciously tightened.

The dull air in the room seemed to turn into a rag at this moment, covering He Ruge's mouth and nose.After three seconds of blank mind, He Ruge used all his strength to manipulate his legs that had softened into noodles, walked out of the room with difficulty and quickly closed the door.

When the door slammed shut, He Ruge pressed his back against the door panel, panting rapidly, like a fish dying of thirst.He almost slipped and fell to the ground weakly, his heart constricted and sore.

... so exciting.

He Ruge was in a daze for a long time before looking at the nutrient solution in his hand again.He felt that this daily task was a bit difficult.

It's too difficult, it's almost death difficulty.

Can he open the door and stuff the nutrient solution through the crack?

*

The little monster has been hungry for a long time, and he has been waiting for dinner to appear. Even if it is a useless nutrient solution that tastes bad, he still wants to drink it now.

The door of the room that he had been thinking about was finally pushed open, and the man with black hair and black eyes walked into the room with a nutrient solution.

The little monster glared at the man with some resentment.Why don't you come here earlier, I'm going to be hungry.

In the next second, the other party slammed the door and rolled away.

little monster:"……?!"

Leave the nutrient solution and roll away, bastard!

The author has something to say: I thought of a small theater:

Fierce, evil, poisonous, stupid, and poor little monster: I came back from a murder, and picked a little hair for you from the dead body.

He Ruge: ...Thank you