What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Among the high-nosed and deep-eyed faces of interstellar people, an exotic oriental face appeared on the live broadcast screen.

His eye sockets are not deep, and they are better than "water" and "spirit". His eyebrows are like distant mountains, and his eyes are like autumn water. Because he has just woken up, his sleepiness has not faded away, and his sleepy black eyes are like misty mountain streams. Spiritual energy swayed.

The eyebrows are the eyebrows, the eyes are the eyes, the nose is the nose, the snow-white face, the dark hair, not muddy, so clean that it seems that only black and white are left in the world, but the astonishing and refined beauty makes this black and white burn. The color of the body is not cold, even soft like water without any aggressiveness, but this water is high mountains and flowing water, flowing with beauty that can only be seen from a distance but not played with.

There was a deathly silence in the barrage, followed by a spectacular barrage:

"Ahhhhhhh I'm dead!!!"

"It's so beautiful, is this beauty real?!!!"

"Goosebumps"

"Splendid beauty, beautiful voice, face control and voice control book is satisfying!"

"Look at this flawless skin, impeccable features, jet black hair"

"Ahhh, mom, he's looking over here!!! Ahhh, don't get so close to me, I can't breathe!"

"Oh my god, I exploded on the spot, what a beauty!"

"Such a distinctive and mysterious appearance"

The time for the live broadcast was fixed at [-]:[-] pm, because He Ruge had no experience in live broadcasting, so for the sake of safety, he set up a fully automatic live broadcast mode.So when He Ruge opened his eyes, he saw a large number of barrages that were a mess. These barrages rushed past like a tsunami, and the new barrages were instantly overwhelmed by the updated barrages.

...Looks like the live broadcast has started?

He Ruge blinked, his expression was stupefied just waking up, before he fully woke up, he saw a gorgeous firework exploded in front of his eyes, just like the special effects of watching a 3D movie, the firework was only a few feet away from him The distance, silently blooming light.

Numerous special effects for gift rewards appeared one after another, colorful fireworks, starships soaring into the sky, and bright nebulae worth hundreds of millions of stars.

The reward of "Bright Nebula" has only appeared twice since the establishment of the star network live broadcast platform. One of them was when Xi Guican drove a mecha at the end of the first Star Wars and used a set of legendary mechs against a high-level Zerg. Armor combo, the silver-white mecha almost turned into a sharp knife at that moment, and the vigorous murderous aura reached the apex of everyone's heart, beheading the huge Zerg against the light.

It was this battle that gave Xi Guican the title of Blade of the Federation, and it was also this battle that allowed a god to reward Brilliant Nebula.But now, He Ruge just showed his face and got it.

The special effects of the bright nebula are so beautiful, the nebula cast in the void surrounds He Ruge, like a dazzling ribbon cut from the sea of ​​stars, He Ruge, who is surrounded by this soft brilliance, looks a little surprised, he Stretching out his hand as if to touch the jewel-like dense stars, his fingers passed through the dream-like projection, starlight gurgling on the snow-white skin...

The barrage is like crazy:

"For the first time, I found that the special effects of the bright nebula are so beautiful"

"Ahhh, this person has stars and oceans in his eyes!"

"I hate that I am not a god"

"Are the special effects beautiful? Beautiful! This is money burning!!!"

"I will never forget such a beautiful picture in my life"

The carnival of the barrage ends in this beautiful picture. A man with a strong sense of presence suddenly appears. When he steps on the top of the bookshelf, the originally wide space becomes crowded.Originally, only He Ruge appeared on the light screen, but when this man sat beside He Ruge and stretched out his long arms to wrap his arms around his waist, He Ruge suddenly appeared to be extraordinarily slender.

Like some kind of precious porcelain, it is so fragile that it will shatter when touched.

"Who the hell is that?! I don't allow you to touch Ruge's waist!!! No!!!"

"This side has a kind of mysterious familiarity..."

"This man seems to be Major General Xi, am I dazzled?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The silver-haired man pressed He Ruge's face into his chest, his broad palms covered his soft black hair, he turned his head and stared at the camera with a detached expression, his tightly pursed lips were thin and sharp, and his cold blue eyes seemed to have come from The war proposed by Shen Hai directly hits people's hearts.

This handsome and aggressive face is associated with killing and Star Wars among the majority of interstellar people. Interstellar people are loyal supporters of violent aesthetics. When they see this face representing the top combat power of the Federation, their brain pleasure soars due to dopamine. , the barrage yelled without restraint:

"The major general will kill me!!!"

"It's so handsome, so handsome that I can't close my legs!"

"Oh my God, the kind of living male god who can move and stare at me! This look kills me!!!"

"Xi Guican, what a handsome man"

"Woooooo, I want to be embraced by a male god too, and I also want to hug another male god"

"Fucking male god, why did you appear here?!"

"What happened, male god, are you going to get out of the order? Isn't it like this? QAQ I just fell in love, don't fall in love for a second."

"Male God, have you recovered from your illness? Pay attention to rest and recuperate well! We are all worried about your health!"

Xi Guican, who only wanted to fall in love with He Ruge, had an indifferent expression on his face. He put one arm around He Ruge's waist, and unbuttoned himself with the other. This kind of figure, when the dark military uniform shirt is taken off, the pale and fit body can make people's nosebleed soar, and what is even more deadly is that there are a few sexy and cute snow-white curly hairs on the waist and abdomen.

The barrage started screaming like it lost its mind, and the screen was full of ahhhhhh and I died.

Xi Guican put the shirt on He Ruge's legs with a blank expression. He Ruge was wearing a very homely black baggy shorts, with the trouser legs reaching above the knees.

Originally Xi Guican saw He Ruge dressed like this, and saw two snow-white legs dangling in front of his eyes, and thought it was extremely pleasing to the eye, but now he was full of jealousy, and he covered his little koi tightly. Yes, after confirming that the hunger and thirst barrage could not see anything, he lifted his jaw slightly, his blue eyes were the predator's strong possessiveness: "This is my person."

"Gui Can, I still want to broadcast live." He Ruge, who was forcibly held in Xi Guican's arms, reminded softly.

This is the first sound He Ruge has made since the live broadcast. It is soft and soft, with a hint of pampering helplessness, as if he is whispering to the lover who is lying in bed. The voice of Hundred Steelmaking also turned into soft fingers.

This is not the ethereal and holy sound of nature that He Ruge uttered with aura, but the gentle voice that belongs to his original timbre.

If tenderness can also be turned into a weapon, then He Ruge's voice must be a knife of gentleness, pressed against a person's throat, and committing crimes with beauty in every inch of the heart.

The bullet screen is like a repeating machine, screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Xi Guican, who was originally domineering and arrogant, drooped the corners of his mouth in a place where the camera could not see, "...Okay." He let go of He Ruge sullenly, and jumped from under the tall bookshelf, lightly He landed on the ground, then raised his head and said to He Ruge on the bookshelf, "I'll cook for you." Before He Ruge could answer, he walked away without looking back.

From his back, there was a hint of the sour smell of an overturned small vinegar jar.

He Ruge couldn't help laughing for a moment, he was already stunning in the world if he didn't smile, but his crooked brows and eyes made the whole world look pale.

The barrage was posted too quickly. Some people were shocked that what Xi Guican said about cooking was true or false. Some people were crying and asked about the relationship between Xi Guican and He Ruge. That Shenhao, his bullet screen font is several times larger than others, and the color is still cool and colorful, so this Shenhao's bullet screen is extremely eye-catching. He said: "Ru Ge, I fell in love with you at first sight."

At the moment when Shenhao's confession announcement came out, Xi Guican, who originally said he was going to leave, went back and forth. He silently poked his head out from the outermost bookshelf, staring quietly at He Ruge.

He Ruge didn't notice those secretly watching eyes, he said to Shen Hao who occupies the top of the fan list: "Thank you for your like, but I'm already with Gui Can." His voice was so gentle, even if it was a refusal , and so gentle that people can't bear to blame.

No matter how intimate the previous performance was, there were still fans who did not give up hypnotizing themselves. This was all fake. However, after the official announcement, these fans who cried for the beauty of the beauty finally cried, crying very loudly.

Shenhao is worthy of being Shenhao, Yun Danfeng calmly issued a barrage and said: "I can wait for you to break up."

Xi Guican: "???"

Do you want to die?

He Ruge smiled politely, "That may have to wait until the end of time." Breaking up is impossible, and I will never break up in this life. I have military uniforms to look at, and bald tigers to masturbate. The cub will not break up until there is not a single hair left.

The gloomy blue eyes instantly cleared up, and Xi Guican happily went to cook for He Ruge.

After hearing He Ruge's answer, that Shenhao didn't speak again, probably because he left the studio.He Ruge was not used to being exposed to the gaze of the public, so he took the medical book in his hand and pretended it was a fairy tale book, and started the official content of the live broadcast.

"The story I told live today was written by an author named Andersen."

Because telling stories with aura consumes too much energy, He Ruge uttered normally this time. The voice was not as amazing as the recording of "The Ugly Duckling", but the barrage didn't pay attention to these things at all:

"What a beautiful story!"

"It's beautifully told"

"Looks like the person in the painting, this live broadcast is poisonous, I can't get out at all now"

"Renmei's voice is nice, are you a fairy? I got a lemon."

"This is the only anchor I am attracted to because of her looks"

A group of interstellar people who used to fight and kill all day long, they sat in a row and listened to the fairy tales, and they were fascinated by it. No, it should be said that they were satisfied by licking their faces.The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was extremely harmonious, even the most savage, his brain went blank after seeing this face, and he stared at the screen stupidly, not to mention sarcasm, even playing ah ah ah ah ah Unbelievable thing.Because many people blocked the barrage, held their breath and licked their faces.

It's so good-looking, mom, he's really so good-looking, how can he be so good-looking, looking down looks good, looking up even better, the opening and closing of the mouth makes me want to kiss him so much! ! !

He Ruge talked from "Thumbelina" to "The Little Match Girl" and then "The Daughter of the Sea".

The barrage that was originally focused on face-licking became quiet when He Ruge talked about "The Little Match Girl". When He Ruge talked about the little mermaid turning into a bubble, the barrage cried:

"Good cure QAQ, I was cured and cried"

"You are the devil among angels"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"I love my little mermaid woo woo woo"

"Sorry, I have to suspend the live broadcast and go to eat." The person in the light screen finished speaking and was about to climb down from the bookshelf, when another man's voice came over: "You jump down, I'll catch you."

The young man with black hair and black eyes hesitated for a moment, and actually jumped down. Although he was a little scared, there was complete trust in his eyes.

The last scene in the live broadcast room was the top of the empty bookshelf. After the disappearance of He Ruge who seemed to be shining, the place dimmed instantly.

The young man's low exclamation and the man's hoarse laughter came, and all the audience in the live broadcast room could hear a voice full of laughter: "I'm going to hug you."

This was the first time that interstellar netizens heard Xi Guican's laughter. They had never heard Xi Guican laugh so happily. At this moment, the world didn't know whether to be jealous of He Ruge or Xi Guican.