What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

He Ruge doesn't have much aura in his body, only enough to sing a song within 3 minutes.He didn't quite know what he wanted to sing, so he flipped through the book casually. When his eyes accidentally fell on the name of the live broadcast room he chose "Coax You to Sleep", He Ruge suddenly had an inspiration.

When he chose this name, it happened to be early in the morning, which was suitable for everyone to sleep under the quilt. In addition, he saw the cruel pictures about Star Wars broadcast on the Star Network, and he always felt that the reality was already so cruel. Have a good dream, and after waking up, you will be Haiyan, Heqing, Taiping and Chang'an.

The young man in the live broadcast screen is sitting at the desk, his black eyes drooping slightly, and his eyes are soft. He is wearing a white satin shirt. This kind of thin and delicate fabric can always convey a sense of luxury and softness. His slender, white fingers rest on the black In the leather book, when the fingers flip the pages, the loose cuffs shake slightly, and the slender wrist and soft fabric sway to reveal the noble beauty.

This is a very unique beauty. If such a beauty is lying on the bed, with a soft waist and flowing black eyes, it will make people think of a suet jade bottle covered with soft light and easy to play with.

But he was sitting at the desk, holding a book, his appearance was amazing, the lines on his body were soft, and his whole person exuded a combination of bookishness and nobleness, and the feeling brought by different scenes was completely different. The beauty could only watch from a distance, as if stepping forward to take a breath was an interruption.

Then he spoke.

What kind of beautiful ethereal and gentle singing is this?It seems that someone is singing while standing in the very high sky. The singing voice is bathed in the sun, penetrates the clouds, and is sprinkled under the illumination of a huge beam of light. Come softly to your ears——

So the world fell silent.

*

Shui Xirui is a flower hat jellyfish in the eastern hemisphere of Sixteen Stars. At the moment of life and death when the Star Wars battle line is gradually advancing, the sea area she is in is known as one of the last safe havens of Sixteen Stars. There are three giant water cities here.

Among them, the most heavily guarded water city is called "Whale Fall". This water city called Whale Fall is composed of a thousand giant simulated whale fortresses, each of which can accommodate [-] cubs.

In the two years of Star Wars, 2 million cubs have been transferred. In addition to the staggering cost of opening the galaxy channel, the whereabouts of the cubs is also a serious problem. There are still more than [-] million cubs waiting to be transferred. The task of transferring the cubs is imminent , the cubs in Whalefall City where Shui Xirui is located are the latest batch of cubs to be transferred.

In half a month, the cubs here will set foot on the space ship and be sent to another distant planet.

They are still so young that they have not even transformed into a human form, but they have lost their parents and are about to leave their planetary mother.

Shui Xirui, as the land class teacher of the Blue Whale Orphanage in Whale Falling City, actually didn’t like the land students in this class at first. They come from the Western Hemisphere, and they are different from the aquarium cubs in the Eastern Hemisphere. The cubs in the Western Hemisphere are sensitive and violent. , would always scratch or even bite Shui Xirui's hands.

As a jellyfish with thin skin and plenty of water, Shui Xirui never took off the Band-Aid on her arm within a month of taking care of the cubs.

The cubs in this class are more or less mentally ill. They have seen the death of Zerg and their relatives. The huge stimulation makes the cubs more aggressive and prone to autism and depression.This is why they were arranged to transfer early.

A month of getting along did not make these cubs completely let go of their guard against Shui Xirui, but the occasional fragility revealed by the cubs conquered Shui Xirui.The jellyfish with well-developed lacrimal glands couldn't help crying when she learned that she could only spend half a month with her cubs.

After crying secretly in the office today, she wiped away her tears and prepared to teach the cubs.Although in the orphanage, although the cubs will leave in half a month, these basic literacy and arithmetic lessons cannot be left behind.

As the extracurricular extension reading for this literacy class, Shui Xirui chose "The Ugly Duckling", which became popular on StarNet last night.This story is very simple, with few words, but it is extremely exciting. What is even more commendable is that the reader's voice is gentle and melodious, with a healing power to cleanse the soul.

Sure enough, when Shui Xirui played the audio in class, all the cubs in the class pricked up their ears and looked up at Shui Xirui's... light brain.

Class 1 of the Land Class is so quiet that you can even hear a needle drop on the ground, and every cub is listening to the young man's gentle voice with full attention.

At the end of the story, when the ugly duckling finally turned into a white swan, the cubs were full of unfinished expressions, and Shui Xirui tentatively asked: "Do you still want to hear these stories? This brother will have a meeting at six o'clock tonight." Live broadcast, if you want to listen, the teacher can let you watch the live broadcast for an hour."

The cubs looked at each other and nodded slightly after making sure they saw the same longing in each other's eyes.

In this way, at six o'clock in the evening, each cub was sitting on its own crib, quietly watching the huge light screen suspended in the air.

Everyone saw the whole process from the camera to the face from the feet. When the feet appeared in the live broadcast room at the beginning, Shui Xirui's expression was bewildered.Why does she have a sense of guilt for ruining the flowers of the motherland?But when that face appeared, Shui Xirui's mind went blank and had no other thoughts.

"It's beautiful." Shui Xirui heard the voice of two little hedgehogs whispering together.

The cubs are actually very face-controlled, and they will comment on the appearance of the teachers very straightforwardly, such as this teacher is so fat, and that teacher is so ugly.

The first week when Shui Xirui took Class 1 of Land Elementary School was the most difficult week. Basically every cub ignored him, especially the little hedgehog named Huahua. Huahua liked to open the classroom in class. Run out, run to the corridor and pick the flowers in the potted plants, and tie the good flowers on your own spikes.

In the beginning, Shui Xirui gave this little hedgehog named Huahua a code name, "Destroying Flowers with Hot Hands".

Every time Huahua ran out, Shui Xirui had to suspend class to call Huahua back.Once, Shui Xirui got really angry and wanted to grab Huahua to punish her. Originally, she grabbed Huahua's hand, but unexpectedly, Huahua turned around and let Shui Xirui catch thorns all over her hand. It's all blood.

At that time, Shui Xirui cried out on the spot. She was a young girl who had just graduated, a little princess who was spoiled by her family, she had never suffered, not only thin-skinned but also thin-faced, squatting in the corner by herself Wept aggrievedly.

Huahua's twin brother Ah Lu held a small handkerchief in one hand and held his younger brother in the other. He dragged Huahua to the corner and said in a low voice, "Stand here, don't move."

Then he held Shui Xirui's hand without saying a word, and wrapped the bleeding wound with a small handkerchief.Ah Lu grabbed the teacher who was still crying, led Shui Xirui to the podium table, and said seriously like a little adult: "Teacher Shui, don't cry, I don't have any extra handkerchief to wipe your tears."

Later, Huahua never ran out in class again.

At this time, Huahua whispered to his brother Ah Lu who was in the next bed that he looked good.Huahua is a little hedgehog who has his own aesthetics since he was a child, and the one who destroys Huahua is also the most beautiful little flower. It is not easy to get a good evaluation from him.

Aoi nodded in agreement.

In order to watch the effect, Shui Xirui chose the live broadcast mode without barrage, and the cubs listened to the story quietly. When He Ruge stopped the broadcast because of eating, many cubs let out a sigh of regret.

Shui Xirui couldn't help but feel a bit sad, she worked so hard to give lectures, and every time the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the cubs felt relieved, and they didn't feel sorry for her leaving.However, now all the cubs are reluctant to part with "Ruge". Although this anchor is really good-looking and has a good voice, she also likes it very much, but once such things are compared, there will be a big gap.

When the live broadcast restarted, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and Shui Xirui said with a straight face: "Watch another 10 minutes, and everyone will cover up and go to sleep."

Silence is silent refusal.

Shui Xirui started to have a headache, and when she forcibly shut down the live broadcast later, she would encounter obstacles from the cubs, "Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, mother's hands gently shake you."

"The cradle rocks you, sleep quickly and peacefully." A little black bear lay on the bed with a dumbfounded expression, as if he was fascinated by the sound.

"It's quiet at night, and the blanket is warm." Huahua and Ah Lu stopped their whispering, staring blankly at the light screen.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, Daddy's arms will always protect you." More and more cubs curled up in the bed, sleepiness swept over them, making their eyelids twitch.

"Everything in the world, happiness, wishes, and warmth, all belong to you." Shui Xirui lightly turned off the light, and the quiet darkness was like a gentle quilt, covering the restless soul contained in the frail body.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, mother loves you, mother likes you, a bouquet of lilies, a bouquet of roses, when you wake up, mother will give you." This night, the pillow covers of the cubs were silently flowing Wet with tears, they thought of their parents in heaven in their sleep.

*

After the lullaby is sung, the high-frequency words in the barrage are mom and dad:

"No matter how mature a man is, there is always a little boy in his heart. For some reason, when I look at Ruge, I think of my mother."

"The male god is wonderfully fused with the brilliance of fatherhood and motherhood, so gentle, I really want to ask the male god to hug him"

"I'm actually sleepy?! No, it's only eight o'clock, and the nightlife has just begun!!!"

"I miss my parents, I haven't slept between them for a long time"

"Father, do you still lack a son? The kind of son who has gone to college and can warm the bed!"

"I was cured... I had a lot of unhappy things today, and I thought I would just kill myself. Fortunately, I didn't have the impulse, otherwise I wouldn't have seen such a beautiful Ruge, and I wouldn't have heard such a beautiful voice." "

He Ruge: "???"

No, I just want to be the daddy of all the cuties.And the one who said I look like my mother is too much.

Xi Guican: "???"

Someone wants to steal my father's love from me? !

At the same time, Shui Xirui sent a long private message. The end of the private message read: "...the cubs like your singing very much. I hope you can broadcast live every day to lull them to sleep." However, this private message was drowned In the mailbox, it may take a long time before it can be viewed.