What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God's Bathtub

Depart in the morning and arrive at the Sea of ​​Whales in the Eastern Hemisphere of Sixteen Stars at [-]:[-] pm. This is a piece of blue sea with rich marine resources and the most ferocious marine warriors.

The afterglow of the setting sun shines on the calm sea. If you dive into the deep sea, you can see the dreamy underwater kingdom.

The silver-white mecha stopped on a small green island, and a turtle driver said respectfully to Xi Guican: "Major General Xi, I am the person in charge of taking Mr. He Ruge to the city of Whalefall."

When he saw He Ruge stepping down from the mecha, the wrinkles on his face were stretched out because of the astonishment.

Later, there was a popular post on Xingwang, called "What kind of experience is it to meet He Ruge in real life?" Uncle Sea Turtle's answer was one of the high praises:

"He Ruge is not photogenic at all. I am the middle-aged and elderly sea turtle who is responsible for picking up He Ruge to the city of Whalefall. Why do I emphasize the word middle-aged and elderly? It is because the people above watched He Ruge's live broadcast and felt that he It’s so beautiful, what if the young man sent over fell in love with He Ruge at first sight and made Major General Xi unhappy?”

"I'm an old turtle who even has grandchildren, so there won't be such a thing as love at first sight."

"When I saw He Ruge for the first time that day, I suspected for the first time that I had a common disease of the elderly. My heart began to beat violently, I became dizzy, and my mind went blank. I have lived most of my life and seen all of them. All the beauties combined can't compare to this glimpse."

"It's so beautiful, like the god of the sea. I can't use any words to describe this beauty..."

When He Ruge said goodbye to Xi Guican, he said goodbye, but his hand was held tightly by Xi Guican, and the silver-haired and blue-eyed officer whispered: "We made a check before and said that we should hold hands every day. .Now that we are separated and cannot keep the original agreement, what if you and I become puppies?"

"Then we'll touch paws every day." He Ruge still couldn't free his hand from Xi Guican's confinement, so he could only kiss Xi Guican, "Gui Can, I have to go. If you want to Me, I can watch my live broadcast, and I can also watch your live broadcast in Star Wars. And we can also make video calls."

The turtle driver who was forced to eat dog food: "..."

When Xi Guican's knife-sharp eyes fell on him, Uncle Sea Turtle lowered his head consciously.

Loosening his fingers one by one, touching He Ruge's fingertips affectionately with his fingertips, Xi Guican promised: "Wait for me to come back." His blue eyes reflected the sparkling sea and the person in front of him, and his focused eyes seemed like It is necessary to trace the outline of the facial features of the person in front of you and imprint it in your heart.

The sea breeze messed up the broken hair in front of He Ruge's forehead, Xi Guican held He Ruge's face in his hands, breathed with his lips once, and after infusing spiritual energy into He Ruge's body, he reluctantly moved his lips away.

Xi Guican drove No. 20 to the front line.

After seeing off Xi Guican who turned his head three times a step away, He Ruge's heart suddenly became empty. In this strange world, where materialism is rampant and Star Wars is brutal, only the big white tiger's bed still has a little warmth.He touched his face that was flushed with his lips, and the cool sea breeze blew away the warmth brought by the lingering parting.

After Xi Guican's mecha completely disappeared from his field of vision, the turtle driver opened his sea vehicle. "Do you want to listen to music?"

"Okay, thank you."

The melodious music sounded together with the sea breeze, and He Ruge occasionally echoed the tune softly, like a sea monster singing faintly in the mist.

The seawater vehicle driven by the sea turtle is also in the shape of a sea turtle. He Ruge, who has never been a private yacht, feels the treatment of a personal pick-up in the interstellar.The center of the turtle shell on the top of the turtle yacht is a window that can be opened, and the humid sea breeze can pour in through the open window when driving.After layers of inspections, they finally arrived at City 34 of the Whale Falling City.

The gate of the city is the mouth of the "whale". When the whale opens its mouth wide, the turtle that He Ruge is in is like a sheep entering the mouth of a tiger, swimming upstream.

There is no water inside Whalefall City, and the sea turtle yacht, which was originally at an astonishing speed in the sea, also crawled very quickly with its four claws. It crawled around the huge Whalefall City.

The sky above Whalefall City is a virtual sky, and artificial beams are projected in the void.The voice of the in-car navigation sounded: "Arrive at the Blue Whale Orphanage, Rainbow District, City No. 34, Whale Falling City."

A group of orphanages were built according to the colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple. The blue orphanage is the Blue Whale Orphanage.Shui Xirui is standing at the gate ready to welcome her new colleague. She is in charge of the cubs in Class 1 of Land Elementary School alone. At first it will be very tiring to take care of twenty cubs by herself, but she got used to it for a month. I am also used to this kind of work intensity.

Of course, it must be a good thing to have new colleagues. After all, these cubs need care from adults. She only has one person. If the love is divided into [-] shares, in fact, each cub gets very little love.One more new colleague is one more big parent.

The identity information of the new colleague is very confidential, but she just came to work by airborne, and Shui Xirui needs to sign a non-disclosure agreement, and she cannot actively disclose any information about the other party on the star network. Not only her, but also other teachers have also signed non-disclosure agreements .So far, Shui Xirui only knows that her new colleague is called He Ruge, which is the same name as the anchor she fancied yesterday.

But where in the world would such a coincidence happen?Before the new colleague got out of the car, Shui Xirui thought so.

Then she saw the person who was in the live broadcast room yesterday, walked up to her, and smiled at her friendly.The blood all over her body rushed to the top of her head, making her hands and feet cold, but her heart was scorching hot, and the hot emotions seemed to have infected her eye sockets, and she... was so beautiful that she cried.

Why can real people be so beautiful! ! !

Shui Xirui with well-developed lacrimal glands: "Like a song --!!!" The voice was on the verge of breaking the sound.

Shui Xirui's voice was actually very weak when it came from the gate to Class 1 of Land Elementary School. As a hedgehog with very keen hearing, Ah Lu's eardrums caught Shui Xirui's voice, but he just paused to eat, and he was full. Sitting on the seat with an indifferent face, it was none of his business and continued to eat.

On the other hand, after Huahua heard the name "Ruge", she suddenly stood up from her seat, and was about to sneak out of the class to have a look, because in his heart, Ruge and Mei had already been equated.

He would tell Ah Lu, look at this flower, it's like a song.It means that this flower is beautiful and he likes it very much.

"You have to go out again, if Teacher Xiaoshui starts to cry, it will be very troublesome." Ah Lu frowned, with a little adult expression of "you don't make people worry", but he also knew "Ruge" The attraction of this word to his younger brother, Ah Lu had no choice but to put on a small handkerchief and follow behind Huahua.

He Ruge didn't know that the two little thorns from Class 1 of Lulu Primary School were rushing towards him. He stood helpless in front of Shui Xirui, not knowing how to coax this new colleague who suddenly cried out.

Shui Xirui wiped away her tears with the back of her hand in embarrassment, "Sorry, I was too excited just now, Hello, Teacher Xiao He, my name is Shui Xirui, just call me Teacher Xiao Shui, I am your fan, Not only am I your fan, but all the cubs in Class 1 of our mainland elementary school are your fans..." She was so excited that she couldn't speak well, but fortunately she still remembered to lead the way.

The Blue Whale Orphanage is very warm. There are many paintings of cubs on the walls from the first floor to the second floor. The stairs are dark blue, the walls are light blue, and there are potted plants unique to land in the corridor.

Shui Xirui introduced to He Ruge while walking, "We take care of children from the western hemisphere here, so we plant a lot of unique plants in the western hemisphere. The flowers in the western hemisphere are very beautiful, and the appearance of these flowers cannot be seen in the sea. "

"Little Class 1 is on the second floor. When you turn around the stairs, you can see a pot of roses. They are red and very beautiful. Teacher Xiao He, do you know roses? That kind of flower has thorns." They walked to the second floor. , He Ruge saw a pot of plucked roses, and a little hedgehog with roses on its head.

The little hedgehog in the interstellar world is really big, reaching He Ruge's knees, and beside this little hedgehog is another hedgehog holding a small handkerchief.

When he saw the other party holding a small handkerchief, He Ruge realized that this is not the earth, and these two little hedgehogs are not pets, but interstellar cubs that have not yet transformed.

"...Huahua, you, why did you pick flowers again?!" Shui Xirui couldn't believe it, the tears from crying just now were still hanging on her face, and her red eyes seemed to cry again.

Huahua walked to He Ruge's side in silence, the little hedgehog had a rose on his head, and there was a feeling of festiveness with big red flowers in his hair.He tilted his head cautiously, and rubbed He Ruge's pants with the rose on his head.He Ruge was wearing long trousers today, so he didn't have the intuitive feeling of being rubbed against his legs.

But visually, seeing such a cute little prickly and flower-wearing little girl rubbing against me lightly, my heart will feel melted.

He Ruge knelt down and said softly to the little hedgehog, "Hello."

The little hedgehog lowered his head, and the roses on his head fell in front of He Ruge's eyes. After delivering the roses, the little hedgehog ran away without saying a word.

Another little hedgehog holding a small handkerchief walked up to Shui Xirui, jumped up and stuffed the small handkerchief into Shui Xirui's hand, and calmly said, "I'll make him stand for punishment." After finishing speaking, he ran away quickly up.

He Ruge picked up the roses on the ground and couldn't help laughing. He stood up with the flowers in his arms, and said to Shui Xirui, "Are those two little hedgehogs cubs from our class?"

Good-looking people are in the same frame as roses, which makes roses lose their color a lot.Shui Xirui nodded blankly, took the handkerchief in her hand to wipe the tears on her face, and explained with some embarrassment: "The cub who picked the flowers is called Chi Hua, and the cub who gave me the handkerchief is his twin Brother, his name is Chi Lu. One nickname is Huahua, the other nickname is Alu. Huahua used to like to run out in class and go to the corridor to "destroy flowers with hot hands". Later, he corrected himself once. I thought he would be obedient from now on Yes, I didn't expect to be misbehaving now."

"The cubs in Class 1 are very difficult to take care of. Teacher Xiao He, you have to be mentally prepared."

He Ruge, who has influenced the little monster with love, said softly: "Okay."