Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Tony Jr. and Steve Jr., childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts, happily held hands and shared the same sandwich.

The handsome and calm blond boy looked serious and doting: "It's wrong to be picky eaters, and you won't grow taller."

After speaking, he ate the lettuce leaf picked out by little Tony, and then stuffed the slice of ham into his mouth.

Little Tony curled his lips, reluctantly agreed, and even took the initiative to share a small lettuce leaf.

God!They are much cuter than the fairies in Yaochi!

Long Nu covered her blushing cheeks, as if she saw two puppies licking each other's fur, some kind of indescribable girl's heart instantly swelled up, filling her whole mind.

"Second brother, I also want to raise a human being."

Holding the baby fat, Luo Lilong looked at the little golden retriever anxiously and comforted the little Corgi with a few words. She couldn't help but widen her clear eyes in amazement, and begged: "Let's raise it secretly, okay? Just raise one." , don’t tell Master.”

"You are just a mortal, what's the problem?"

Bajie glanced sideways, and the spring water in Peach Blossom's eyes was no longer rippling: "Which one do you like, just leave it to practice the exercises, and just enlighten it a little bit. When the merits and virtues are perfected in the future, you will be promoted immediately. If there is a destiny, he will come to find you."

This is a common method used by gods. For example, Erlang God and Meishan brothers usually find some seedlings with good abilities in the mortal world, give them favors, and then accept them as private soldiers and retainers.

But Longnu didn't want to act so perfunctorily.

"It's not private soldiers. Longer's shrimp soldiers and crab generals have already filled the water mansion. They are both beautiful and delicious. Why do mortals make up the numbers!"

The dragon girl said angrily, "It's the kind that keeps cats. I see that there are many cat slaves in mortals. The way is to suck cats to keep healthy, but I don't like cats when I'm covered in water vapor. It's better to suck people. It's also very interesting."

"Humans are delicate and weak, not like monsters. If you want to have a pet to tease, you have to pick a stronger one."

Ba Jie recalled that the Seven Fairies had raised Dong Yong, and said, "Otherwise, he would die in less than 800 years, who should he ask for reasoning?"

The dragon girl tilted her head hesitantly, and looked at Steve who was cleaning the table hesitantly, she still liked him more.

Steve immediately keenly felt the friendly and doting eyes, he subconsciously turned around, and smiled gratefully at the dragon girl: "What's the matter?"

"No, nothing!"

Longnu hurriedly turned her eyes away, thinking: This feeling of wanting to hold him in her hands and enshrine him to serve him, is it a sign of being a slave?Damn...he's so cute!

Steve was confused, but little Tony had a very understanding expression on his face, and patted the idol's thin chest: "I knew it, everyone loves Captain America, right!"

That's right, father's love is also love, and a thousand-year-old dragon girl looks at Steve, and Yuemo is no different from a human being looking at a puppy.

The dragon girl pursed her lower lip shyly. If Sanbuan was here at this moment, she might immediately turn back into a little white dragon with the length of chopsticks, wrapping softly around the mage's wrist and acting coquettishly.

But speaking of Master...

Long Nu tilted her head, as if she had just realized something was wrong, she asked in confusion, "Second senior brother, why do you look not very interested?"

"It's okay, just a sigh, a new generation replaces the old ones, the master only hears the new ones laughing, and doesn't hear us waiting for the old ones to cry."

Bajie said a few words with emotion, then turned into a clear water mirror, looked at the handsome pink face, and sighed: "Master is back today, and all my attention is on those two little benefactors. On the left, I say "little boy", on the right, I say "little baby." , Big pig's trotter."

But he was depressed for a long time for no reason.

"Master loves cubs the most, and you don't know that."

The dragon girl said truthfully: "Who told you to change back, and I will not be able to return to childhood without the elder brother to help you."

What the dragon girl said is right, Sanbu is keen on cubs, but doesn't care about appearance. Except for the daughter of the king, no matter how handsome the young girl is in the eyes of the mage, they are just pink skulls, hot pot ingredients, and soup bases, which are of no use.

But Bajie is conceited of his appearance, and thinks he is as elegant as a zhilanyushu. If he has free time, he will return to his real body to appreciate it. Children are generally identical and deeply affectionate, but cubs are more favored than juveniles.

Moreover, in Bajie 36 transformation, the technique of rejuvenation is the worst. When Tongtianhe ensnared King Inspiration to make fish soup for his master, he would show his pig's nose when he transformed into a virgin.

I don't know how that scheming monkey will help him again and again.

Bajie was out of his mind and didn't answer, but "little boy" Captain America and "baby" Tony heard the words clearly, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when they thought of Sanbu's nickname.

When the honest Steve thought of the many miraculous spells taught to him by Longnu and Bajie, but he competed for the favor of the other party in front of the master, he felt a dull pain in his conscience.

However, before he could apologize or anything, the dragon girl suddenly turned into a streamer, and left Bajie's side voluntarily.

Steve was taken aback for a moment, seeing the handsome young man knocking the white jade folding fan in his palm, his figure suddenly became ethereal, at the same time, the surrounding white mist rose up, as if in a fairyland.

Little Tony was bald in shock: "This, this is not scientific..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the white mist cleared away, and the handsome young man disappeared, but there was a white, tender and cute little fragrant pig lying in the same place, but the size of two palms, with a light pink color all over his body, and the little pig's hooves were faint. If the quality of jade is as good as that of dragon horns.

Tony: "Hic." He hiccupped in shock.

Little Piggy sighed, and said crisply in a milky voice: "It's still more handsome in real body as a boy, and I don't know how Elder Brother can maintain the body of this cub for ten years."

The dragon girl smiled and said, "Who makes Master like it?"

Fortunately, he is as immature and cute as a dragon girl in real life. When the master is upset, he loves to knead the pig's belly, saying it is to relieve stress.

Bajie felt emotional in his heart, his slender white and tender tail swayed in a curl, his big black eyes blinked unconsciously, and the two little pig's hoofs came together, showing his strength and cuteness.

It's as if "Hold me, I'm cute" is written on the face.

While doubting his superb pig-reading skills, Steve obediently picked up the little fragrant pig, and scratched its fleshy pink jaw familiarly.

... Amitabha, it seems very cute is also a sin.

The little fragrant pig arched its pink and tender nose against the firm chest of the temporary excrement shovel officer, and said: "Men and men are not intimate, what does this kind of intimacy look like, quickly let the poor monk down."

He is not light in weight, not much worse than Dragon Girl, and he consciously controls his weight on weekdays so as not to damage the residence, otherwise he would not be picked up by Steve.

"I'm very sorry, Mr. Bajie, I always felt like I heard you begging for a hug just now, so I subconsciously..."

Little Steve quickly explained dumbfoundingly, the tips of his ears were red, his worries about Bucky had been reduced a lot, and little Tony let him relax his tense nerves again. Hearing Bajie's words, he was almost miraculously surprised. Logically funny.

And Tony looked like he was about to faint.

There were three burials that made the girl into a loli, and the loli and dragon girl in front of the North Pole. Steve was somewhat immune to this kind of thing, and he was no longer as panicked as he was the first time.

But the powerful image of "Captain America hugging a pig" was different for seven-year-old Tony.

Little Tony was obsessed with house demolition, and never noticed the changes in Bajie and Longnv. Even the shrinking of the ground was regarded by him as a product of some kind of magic, but people turned into pigs?

Future scientist and superhero, Iron Man Tony Stark, finds that the door to a new world is slowly opening.

A living person turned into a pig!

Dad's guest turned into a pig!

Captain America can talk to pigs!

No, the pig has spoken!

In an instant, all kinds of urban legends filled Little Tony's mind, and his three views of materialism were shattered. He was dumbfounded and said, "Pig! Did the pig talk?"

"Tony, don't talk nonsense, that's not a pig."

Steve covered his mouth, pinched the tip of his little nose, and taught earnestly, "It's Brother Bajie."

The little pig who was expelled from pig status shook his tail.

Pink tender, soft, seems a bit cute...

Little Tony's big caramel-colored eyes were shining, and he looked like "it's super cute and I want to touch it!", but considering his reliable image in front of idols, he was very strong and held back that child-like request .

Moreover, because the idol pinched the tip of his nose and had to hide the ecstasy in his heart, his expression was a little distorted.

Steve wondered, "Tony, what's wrong with you?"

"I, I'm considering whether to transfer to the biology department."

Little Tony's expression was full of pain and regret: "If I switch to biology, this will be my greatest research!"

Steve: "..."

He thought: As expected of Howard's son.

On that day, little Tony and little Steve, who vowed to get an extra degree in science, were busy and took care of Bucky all night.

It wasn't until the early morning of the next day that he finally woke up.

Little Tony got the first kill as he wished, and excitedly said: "Sergeant Barnes! Hello, I'm Tony Stark, and my dad is also your friend. His name is Howard!"

The Winter Soldier is ruthless and murderous, but his friendship with Steve overwhelmed the pain of his disobedience over the past few decades and made him strong enough to face everything.

"You are Howard's son? Hello, Tony, I'm James, you can also call me Uncle Barnes."

Bucky's expression became much gentler, but he was also a lot tired. After signing the autograph for the excited little Tony, he looked at the handsome and cute blond boy with an expectant face, and suddenly said, "It's blond, isn't it? You are………"

Steve held his breath, waiting for an exciting recognition, maybe a long-lost hug, with his best friend.

Bucky: "Steve and Paige's son?"

Steve: "...?"

Bucky's eyes were full of paternal love, and he said with the care of a new uncle: "I'm your father's friend, Bucky Barnes, you can also call me Uncle Bucky."

He looked nostalgic: Although he was often frozen, he also knew that more than 20 years had passed since the end of World War II. If Steve and Peggy were still together, their son would probably be this old.

Look at this kid, he looks so much like Steve!