Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

After x years, New York, USA.

Avengers Building.

"Clint, wait and try your new arrow."

The handsome bearded rich man came out of the laboratory with two dark circles under his eyes, and his racerback vest was full of scratches from engine oil, "I have upgraded a new function."

After finishing speaking, with a sleepwalking expression on his face, he gulped down a large cup of sugar-free black coffee to refresh himself.

Long live, Iron Man has no sugar in this cup of coffee!

Hawkeye looked shocked, as if he had seen some terrible alien, and tentatively said cautiously: "Tony, your face doesn't look right, are you really okay?"

Not only is it not right, it is simply too bad. Unlike the milk-white Captain America or Thor, Tony's honey-colored skin has always been one of his sexy points.

But now, his expression is in a trance, his face is as pale as a piece of paper, and his big caramel-colored eyes have lost the sly look of the past. The face valued by the New York Daily as worth tens of millions has also depreciated by at least 100. Ten thousand.

However, the person involved was completely unaware of this. He opened the refrigerator, took out a box of donuts, tore open the box roughly, and wolfed down a few mouthfuls. He replied perfunctorily, "I should, I feel pretty good?"

Hawkeye was skeptical.

"Sir, if I remember correctly."

Clint raised his head subconsciously, and found a deep and elegant British voice from the ceiling, ruthlessly tearing down the stage: "You haven't closed your eyes for three consecutive days."

"Three days? God! Are you going to cultivate immortality?!"

Clint choked on a mouthful of old blood, wishing he could grab Tony by the collar and shake it vigorously to see what was going on in the billionaire's mind: "You haven't slept for three days! The captain and Barnes will kill you when they come back!" mine!"

Tony was very calm: "He will only show you a month's educational documentary, which is still a joint version of him and Barnes. Congratulations, I didn't have Bucky's when I was young."

Clint's eyes were blank, and he obviously recalled the fear of being dominated by the Captain America documentary when he was a student. He muttered with a broken face: "Then he might as well kill me..."

Hawkeye is dying. After all, S.H.I.E.L.D. is a creature and everyone knows how much the ten-thousand-year-old single dog Captain America and the Winter Soldier love this only nephew. up.

Since he was young, he asked for the stars but not the moon. The two uncles were closer to Tony than his own father, Howard. If Tony and Howard were not carved out of the same mold, Clint would have suspected that Captain America and the Winter Soldier were single. Is the reason for many years...the taste is not as good as dumplings.

Captain America and the Winter Soldier, who are not as delicious as dumplings, gave Clint a "education of love" with serious expressions.

"The physical health of technicians is above all else."

Bucky looked serious, pouring bowl after bowl of ecstasy soup: "We must implement this deeply. Tony is our comrade in arms. At the same time, he also has to work part-time and hard logistics. We must keep a close eye on his schedule and habits."

After finishing speaking, he patted Clint on the shoulder earnestly: "Sustainable development, you can understand, right?"

Compared with the archer Clint, Bucky, who developed horizontally and became stronger, looked like a bear. With this slap, Clint felt choked on blood again.

"I admit that what you said is very reasonable, Barnes, but for some reason, I always feel that something is wrong."

Half an hour later, Clint walked out of the training room with a sore back and a suspicious expression. When he looked up, he saw Captain America gently urging Iron Man to sleep.

Iron Man looked at the helpless expression of a rebellious child looking at his worried old father, and repeated over and over again: "I'm really not sleepy. I just drank a cup of coffee. I really can't sleep. Besides, I can't sleep right now because of the jet lag. ah!"

Captain America gave him a cup of freshly warmed milk in a good-tempered manner, and said, "Science proves that going to bed late will make you bald."

iron Man:"!"

Tony thought back to Sanbu's delicate features and strong back, recalling his bald head and the eighteen bronze figures of Shaolin Temple...

He drank the milk with a frightened face and went to bed.

After Iron Man closed the door for 10 minutes, Captain America looked up at the ceiling, as if he could see Jarvis' eyes and respect the AI ​​housekeeper more.

"Jarvis, is Tony asleep?"

Before the steward replied, he said: "The highest authority."

Jarvis gave an affirmative answer: "Yes, Captain Rogers, thank you very much for your help... restarting."

Steve frowned, startled by the electronic sound in the restart, and asked suspiciously: "Jarvis?"

"Please don't worry, Captain Rogers."

Jarvis explained gently: "I'm just re-retrieving my smart module, and it seems that there is something wrong with it...I feel helpless and sour emotions, which should be the characteristics of human beings."

He said realistically: "Also, I think I need an entity, like Vision, the one that can contact Sir, so that I can take care of Sir's life more conveniently."

Steve suddenly felt a crisis from within!

I might not be Tony's only old dad anymore!

He sat next to Bucky worriedly.

"Steve, I'm a little confused..."

Iron Man's old father No. [-] Bucky looked extremely puzzled. He looked at his friend Steve with a suspicious face, and said, "How did Tony grow into what he is now?"

The brown curly little bean diced more than 30 years ago is not like this!

Little Tony used to admire him and Steve very much. Every time he looked at him, there seemed to be stars in his eyes. He was well-behaved and obedient, as cute as a puppy!

Bucky once fought with Steve in the name of training for the title of "Who is Little Stark's Favorite Idol"!

But now, under their noses, the little boy with brown curly hair has grown into a well-known American playboy, billionaire, philanthropist, and superhero. His ex-girlfriend can line up from New York to San Francisco. If you form a group, you can hold a Victoria's Secret show.

God knows how broken Captain America and the Winter Soldier were when they saw Tony dancing with a group of beautiful girls in short golden and red skirts.

Probably the only thing that hasn't changed is Kojini's small buttocks and his slightly slower growing height.

"I don't know, Bucky, I really don't."

Steve opened his eyes and murmured: "This is probably a genetic problem. You know, Howard was a playboy when he was young. Maybe when Tony meets his Maria, he will be like Howard." gone."

Bucky refuted him with a headache: "It's a bit difficult. Look at Tony, who lives in China. Howard is different. He can pay attention to his health. He breathes according to the breathing method taught by the master every day, and goes to the park to do Tai Chi from time to time. Now he is 80 Years old, Tony and Tony look like brothers."

He glanced at Steve's still young and handsome face like a young man in his early twenties, and added: "Look at Tony again, with a mustache and dark circles under his eyes, you stand with him, you are not like his uncle, he looks quite handsome Like your dad."

Steve: "..." There was no way to refute for a while.

However, he always felt that Tony's current situation might have something to do with his childhood.

Little Tony learned the iron cloth shirt covered with gold bells from the three-burial mage, and when he was learning the [-]th fall, he was left with a psychological shadow by the mage's description. He once thought that after practicing martial arts, he would become an eighteen bronze figure in Shaolin Temple. look.

Coupled with little Tony's talent for picking up girls that has emerged since he was a child, there is no suspense about growing into a handsome crispy skin.

Steve sighed and comforted himself: "Not necessarily, have you noticed that during the time when Howard and Maria were traveling abroad, wasn't Tony once kidnapped? After he came back, he continued to practice the golden bell jar Iron cloth shirt? I think that as time goes by, his physique may be able to improve, and he no longer needs to rely on armor."

This is about Iron Man [-], that time, Howard took Maria to the Aegean Sea for vacation, Tony managed the company by himself at that time, after being kidnapped, he made a mecha and escaped, and he did not know that he was poor and weak What did the eldest nephew go through? After he came back, he temporarily put down his technical flow and picked up the golden bell that was left behind in his childhood.

Bucky glanced at him unexpectedly: "It seems that you don't know yet, Tony's golden bell cover that has only been practiced a few times blocked the fragments of the exploding shells for him, the little guy was blown up in black, frightened." It’s not light, I had nightmares for several days.”

"Tony didn't tell me this..."

Steve wiped his face, "I said, why did he suddenly say that he would break through the wall and sleep with me in those days."

Bucky looked calm: "He didn't tell me either, but I was in charge of that interrogation, you know...Hydra always has some unknown methods, and I just know that it's not too much, but it's very useful s things."

Before Steve can get that "sorry I made you suffer" look again, Bucky cuts him off: "Come on, Steve, it's been over 30 years, please stop being so gross, please? "

Then he looked suspiciously at his friend's eyes, the gray-green cat eyes narrowed dangerously, and asked back: "Wait a minute, you just said that little Stark wants to sleep with you?"

Steve looked around, with sweat dripping from his forehead, and said dryly, "...well, I can explain this."

"Stop explaining, Steve, you liar."

Bucky said quietly: "We agreed on fair competition 30 years ago, but you actually cheated."

He remembered that when he had just recovered his memory, Steve put his arms around his shoulders and said with a sincere flag: "Bucky, when the war is over, let's go back to our hometown and get married!"

Bucky scolded his friend angrily: "Come to me if something happens, what are you going to do to your innocent, weak and cute nephew in his 40s!"

Steve: "..."

I can really explain this!

Clint watched the whole process but no one found him: "..."

Sorry, I shouldn't be here.

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