Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

After the three burials are finished, the glory of communism has been deeply engraved in the hearts of every super villain.

The sorcerer looked around and saw that the clown had a ferocious expression and was still struggling to fight against the Purity Curse, while the killer crocodile had completely given up resistance, fell to the ground like a tiger, plopped on the ground, and hugged the sorcerer's thigh with snot and tears.

The third burial took a closer look, and this muscular brother had a gray skin covered with strong scales, and sharp teeth that obviously did not belong to humans. It was the super villain cannon fodder under the jurisdiction of the clown, killer crocodile-Waylon Jones.

In the spirit of compassion, the mage stretched out a muscular iron arm to lift up his crumbling soul, which was about to dissipate, and asked, "Do you have something to say?"

Killer Crocodile cried out with a real, wow.

"Master! The trustworthy male killer Crocodile sincerely regrets! I would like to lead the cultivation of all super villain colleagues, and become your mount from now on, at your command! I will not return to Arkham for a hundred years!"

This strong man flung himself at the mage's feet, his crying eyes were red, hiccupping, and sucking his red nose from time to time, he looked miserable like a big dinosaur.

The big dinosaur took a deep look at the clown with the eyes of "enduring grief alone", "dedicating oneself without regret" and "sacrificing for the glory of socialism". Finally, he turned his head cruelly and swore without hesitation: "Believe in men I am willing to be a vegetarian all my life, in exchange for my colleagues to be able to ascend to the Paradise of Paradise together!"

Um?Such an enlightened goblin is rare to see!

Colleagues of Killer Crocodile—specifically referring to the low-value villains who are often instigated by clowns, they all shook their heads.

Compared with the killer crocodile like cannon fodder, villains such as clowns and scarecrows have not been completely brainwashed by the Great Compassion Curse, and are still fighting against the glory of socialism that shines in their hearts.

Hearing this sentence, the villain abc choked in his throat, and gave his teammate Pig a vicious look with that kind of heartbroken, unbelievable but forced to believe eyes, expressing his meaning clearly: "I and What hatred and resentment do you have! Why did you harm me like this!"

The pig teammate himself is bathed in the brilliance of the socialist core values, with a holy father expression of "you are really too much, I am doing this for your own good, and you don't appreciate it, but it doesn't matter, I am willing to forgive you".

The mage smiled: A child can be taught.

However, before the sorcerer could speak, an emerald green vine stretched out from under the two of them, winding its way up the killer crocodile's thick thigh, binding him tightly.

The killer crocodile, who was covered in vines and had two eyes exposed, held his breath in his chest, blushed and had a thick neck: "?"

How to fatten four?

With lingering fears in her heart, Poison Ivy pulled out an awkward yet polite smile, and respectfully said to the third funeral: "Master, Avril Lavigne, the believer girl, has never been with them and has always been very friendly to Batman. Please forgive me outside the law."

The sorcerer leaned on his Zen stick, and knocked on the ground with a golden sword on his horse: "Shut up to quibble, what kind of bird can live in Arkham Asylum? If you have any grievances, you can tell the Sa family one by one, and talk about it. What did the Sa family wrong you for!"

"The letter girl reported Leopard girl to be lying, she saw the beginning and started to make up her mind, in fact, she was the one who wanted to be Batman!"

Poison Ivy kept silent about her behavior of making Harley Quinn jealous, and said, "I've never had a day with Batman, but I saw how good-looking he is, so I hung him up to touch and kiss him to satisfy my greed. "

The mage looked at Jason and said persuasively, "Did you hear me, boys should protect themselves too."

Jason: "...Master, you are right."

But Batman's disapproving eyes fell on Poison Ivy, and the surrounding air pressure became lower and lower, as if winter had entered early.

In order not to leave the house, Poison Ivy faced Batman's murderous gaze and fidgeted like a thorn in her back.

San Zan was dubious: "Robin, is that really the case?"

Jason compared Poison Ivy and Leopard Girl, and reluctantly admitted: "Yes, but that's only in relative terms. She kissed Batman, and even controlled Superman and Batman's infighting, which caused extreme conflict. huge economic loss."

Poison Ivy saw the expression on Sanbuan's expression, and quickly threw the biggest pot off: "Everything that the believer said is true, please ask the mage to check it out. In fact, the believer already has a lover, and she is an out-and-out environmentalist. The only things I love in my life are people and animals, I really don’t want to be strong against Batman! The mage is clearly aware!”

Batman, who was always coveted by female villains, glanced expressionlessly at the mage and Aiko who were the flower protectors.

Poison Ivy brushed her fiery red hair behind her ears, and forced herself to be calm: "The believer girl didn't know that Batman and Superman had already...but now the believer girl knows it's wrong! I don't want to hang out with these trash men anymore." Together, I just want to take Harley away from home and ask the mage for permission."

The mage didn't have the slightest intention to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and said very straight and straight: "No, but the disciple of the Sajia has a little knowledge of the universe in his sleeve, but he can open up a new place for you in Arkham, but in exchange... "

The mage turned his back and said in a low voice: "Come on, tell the Sa family, what happened to Superman and Batman?"

Batman, who was suddenly cueed, was expressionless, focused on observing the villain who was brainwashed by the mage, backed up all aspects of audio and video records, and seemed to have no interest in his own gossip.

Superman, who eavesdropped with super hearing in the watchtower, had just recovered from the glory and glory of socialism, but he didn't hear Batman's rebuttal or approval after waiting for a long time.

Superman suddenly showed disappointed fried egg eyes.

Maybe Superman's air pressure is too low, Diana finally raised her head from the paper man body method taught by Wukong, compared Steve's brilliant blond hair, and hesitated: "Clark, has your hairline receded? a little?"

Clark recalled the Great Compassion Mantra he had just heard, raised his trembling hands, and touched his hairline.

Clark was so shocked that the groundhog screamed, "AHH!!"

Swear by his super brain, his hairline is really at least three millimeters higher than before!At least three millimeters!

How is this fat four? Is the mage's spell really so powerful, or are Kryptonians also bald? !

Clark clutched his Kryptonian hairline with a horrified expression, and worriedly went to study interstellar hair growth products.

Looking back at Arkham, Harley, who had been watching the clown all the time, looked vigilant after hearing Sanbuy's words, and couldn't help asking, "Then where's my little pudding! Where's little pudding!"

"Your little pudding is full of Batman, my dear little lunatic, I guarantee he didn't leave even a little space for you, look at his eyes, they are about to fall out."

Poison Ivy covered her friend's mouth, while she was heartbroken for her secret love that may end without a cause, and she was saddened by her blindness: "See the situation clearly, my dear, even the killer crocodile knows what to do now, doesn't it? "

Harry turned his head and looked, sure enough, the clown's eyeballs were almost glued to Batman's body, staring at the rolled up side of the man's cloak very seriously, wondering what he was thinking.

The rolled up side of the cloak gave the clown the middle finger.

The clown gritted his teeth, didn't give any energy to Harry, and didn't notice the mention of Harley Quinn to him.

Harley plunged into Poison Ivy's arms: "Ivy!"

It was rare for the beautiful red-haired woman to be gentle, and helplessly touched the end of the clown girl's pink hair.

Her Harley is so cute. I heard that after becoming a monk, she will cut off her love and have no desires. Although she hasn't caught up with her dear little psycho, it can't block the way out, can it?Otherwise, how can the eighteen vine moves in the brain be staged!

And her head will be shaved when she becomes a monk. Her dear Harley likes her gorgeous and smooth red hair like a rose the most.

The mage didn't know what was going on in her heart, but he still felt that he was being shown by this socialist best friend, so he couldn't help but look away and took a few steps forward, covering the clown and looking at Batman with the mentality of an old father marrying his daughter Sight.

The clown who provoked Batman and got no response for a long time immediately shifted his attention and looked at Sanbu with a bad expression.

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Sanbu held little Jason in his arms, pointed at the clown and asked, "This thief killed you, those souls have their own ways, have you thought about how to get revenge?"

Jason leaned into his arms and shook his head. When everything was about to end, he suddenly felt empty, and said with a complicated expression: "It's unnecessary."

The third burial made it clear that Jason didn't just want to avenge himself, but thought that more people would be hurt if the clown was alive, so he couldn't control his emotions.

And most importantly, the other main reason he wanted to kill the Joker was Batman, a Batman who was scarred and no longer young, and he didn't want Bruce to be hurt again.

The milky little Robin pursed his lips and asked, "Can we guarantee that the clown will never hurt anyone else?"

Jason knew that those innocent souls wanted to take revenge in person, but if the Joker escaped from Arkham again because of a moment of pleasure, and he and Batman didn't arrive in time...

It would be better to simply kill him with a knife.

The mage already had a way to deal with clowns. He laughed loudly when he heard the words, and comforted Jason, saying: "Shanren has his own tricks, don't worry, baby! Let me tell you this, I will never let you down!"

The tips of little Jason's fair ears turned a little red, obviously no matter how long it took, he didn't quite get used to being called a baby.

San Zan stepped on the ground and shook it hard, only to see the dust flying and the steel bars broken. The mage said: "Land!"

After all, he stepped aside three feet, but the ground he stepped on was arched a bump, and then a white-haired boy in a magic robe broke through the ground, stroking his beard tremblingly, and then looked respectful. He bowed his hands slightly to the mage: "The land is here, dare I ask the holy monk what is the order at this moment?"

The sorcerer was impatient with these hypocrisy, waved his hand perfunctorily, pointed to the villains surrounded by their souls and asked, "Let me ask you, how many people do you know on this earth?"

The land leaned on a broom and turned around, and said respectfully: "Reporting to the holy monk, the little god knows that they are all human beings under the control of the little old man, and they all do evil and do a lot of harm, but they must follow the laws and regulations. , and send it to the Hall of Yama?"

The villain abcd looked at the land with expressions of a collapsed worldview.

The land spoke earnestly, and casually pointed to the stunned villain A, and said leisurely: "You guys don't believe me, let's just say you, you had a tattoo on your buttocks in the second year of secondary school representing good luck, many children and grandchildren." , yes or no?"

The villain A, who had a fat doll tattooed in the Northeast New Year painting on his buttocks, knelt down.