Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

After Jason fed the mage with good food and drink, the merit of solving the Arkham Asylum matter also fell.

The father and son watched helplessly as the master was bathed in a golden light of merit and virtue, with his feet on a golden lotus, and his precious appearance was solemn. Even that bald head reflected the faint brilliance of my Buddha's compassion.

"Heaven's merit, this means that the Sa family is dead in this world, and I'm afraid they won't be able to stay in Gotham for long!"

The third burial looked at a bat and a few robins, and seeing the reluctance in their eyes, he couldn't help feeling hot, and persuaded him earnestly: "The secular world has been around for a hundred years, but with the flick of a fairy, your father and son are destined to be with the Sa family." , and merit added to the body, learned the techniques of cultivation, drank the Buddha's blood of immortality, if you don't want to die yourself, you will live the same life as that superman, and it will not be difficult to join hands in the future. Don't slacken your practice."

Then, he tore apart time and space, held the little golden monkey in his arms, took a deep look at Bruce, and laughed loudly: "Don't be a child, let's see you in the west!"

After finishing speaking, he threw a note, and without waiting for Batman to react, he jumped in and disappeared at the entrance of the cave.

Batman opened the note, and found that it was a formula for manipulating the magic spell, and there was a small letter at the bottom.

"The land is ashamed of you. If you need it, you can summon him by burning incense for a while. The method of controlling beasts has been seen by Wukong before, and it is still useful. You need to practice hard, and don't let others take advantage of the loopholes. I’m going here, I’m afraid I won’t come back, and if I meet you in the parallel world, I’ll be with you.”

Finally, there is a line of flamboyant Chinese, with a sense of regret that can be seen between the lines: "This time, considering that you are already a father, it is not easy to lose face in front of your beloved son. See you next time, but I will ask you to try the rejuvenation palm." !"

Batman: "..."

The Batman who worked hard in the parallel world.

Bruce put the note away and looked out the window.

Arkham has land guards, but he does not dare to relax his vigilance at all. The soil that breeds crime has not been completely improved. Even if the super villain does not appear, other criminals will never give up and stop.

Gotham needs Batman, and so does the Justice League.

Jason looked at Batman's expression and basically guessed what he was thinking. He stepped forward and said, "At least this is a good start, and I also recorded a short section of the Great Compassion Mantra and the Socialist Diamond Sutra. The audio has been backed up in eight places and has been mass-distributed to the Justice League."

So the future superhero and super villain battles are likely to become like this——

A certain super villain escaped from prison to cause trouble, and the superhero held up a loudspeaker, playing the Diamond Sutra in 360 degrees with no dead ends.

Or a certain villain defeated a superhero, and just as he was about to make a decisive blow, the hero's cell phone rang, and it was a great compassion curse. The villain knelt down on the spot, shaved and became a monk...

"I think this method is very feasible. The next time they meet a super villain, they can still call each other."

Speaking of this, Jason took out the communicator and sent this recording to Dick - he and Dick had already been in touch, but the villains in Nightwing's city were rampant recently, and they couldn't get away, so they couldn't immediately Return to Wayne Manor.

Dick on the opposite side received it in a second, glanced at the note casually, and released it in front of the villain.

In the next second, the mage's deep and deep voice instantly echoed in the minds of Ye Yi and villain A: "Be proud of being charitable, and ashamed of hurting bats! Be proud of reporting your accomplices, ashamed of not reporting them! Be pig teammates Proud..."

Ye Yi: "..."

Villain a: "..."

After 10 minutes, Ye Yi, who finally recovered from the Great Compassion Curse, pressed the weeping villain A in place, and replied with lingering fear: "Little Wing, is your hairline okay?"

Jason, who didn't listen at all: "...you don't read the notes?"

Ye Yi grabbed a handful of hair loss, tearing every word: "I just didn't expect it to attack indiscriminately! But thanks to you, the task was completed ahead of schedule. Now I can ask my boss for leave and go back to see your new look." , Little Wings."

He sent a meaningful voice: "I mean in the real sense, small, wings, and wings, you understand."

Jason turned off the communicator screen expressionlessly.

On the other side, Bruce began to have an in-depth discussion with his parents on the issues of "no super bat" and "four sons".

"Bruce, besides Dick, Jason and Tim, you actually have a biological son, probably just born."

Martha said lovingly: "My child, maybe you don't know...but at that time Thalia gave you medicine, your father and I were worried about your safety, so we have been by your side all the time, that's why we saw it Going to reincarnate the soul."

Bruce: "..."

His face was livid, he hesitated to speak, his fingertips were trembling slightly, and he looked like he was about to faint on the spot.

Think about it, no matter who it is, if you know that when you have a room with a sexy girl to do something happy, the souls of your dead parents will stand by and watch worriedly...

It's too scary. No one can treat this kind of thing as if nothing happened, not even Batman. This psychological shadow may follow him for the rest of his life, making it impossible for him to sleep with a beautiful girl again, even if it's just a play!

However, Thomas, who has been a soul for decades, did not feel this way at all. As if he was afraid that his son would not be embarrassed enough, he added very thoughtfully: "Your mother and I looked carefully. He is a cute boy with black hair and green hair. Eyes, physical fitness is very good, Martha hugged her before reincarnation, and healed the sadness of not having a little granddaughter at once."

Bruce took a deep breath, holding his blank head with difficulty, feeling the veins on his forehead throbbing.

Martha rubbed his temples worriedly, her thoughts went astray, and she said, "Don't worry, dear Bruce, I know you want a cute little daughter, but a son is also good, and it's the same for boys and girls. Clark gave birth to an extra daughter, and we spoiled it too."

Bruce said blankly: "..."

He found that since Master Three Burial came to Gotham, he felt tired and had nothing to say more and more.

And now he knows why Clark's mother is also named Martha, mother, look at your fancy compliments to Clark every day, he is your own, right?

Sure enough, Martha's next sentence was: "It just so happens that Clark's genes are good, you can raise a few more, as the last son of Krypton, he will definitely feel lonely, it would be nice to have a few more little Kryptonians to accompany him, you Say it?"

Batman gave up resistance: "You are right."

He thought fiercely: Clark, before you get married, you don't plan to step into Gotham in your life.

Innocent Clark: "?"

——Clark's curly hair dividing line——

Arkham Asylum x years later.

After many years, whenever he thinks of the bald monk who destroyed him with the socialist core values ​​and communist brilliance, the clown will grit his teeth and hold grudges crazily.jpg

That damned monk!It is entirely thanks to him that he has fallen into this deplorable state today!

The clown was so angry that he routinely recorded a vengeance every day, but before finishing today's vengeance, he heard the call from the land outside the cell: "Comrades, it's time for radio gymnastics!"

clown:"…………"

That's right, in order to respond to the mage's call and implement communism, Gotham Land implements full-time management of Arkham. For details, please refer to the flower planter Hengshui High School.

Get up at 06:30 every morning, have breakfast at 07 o’clock, gather in the lobby at 30:10 to start early self-study, review Batman’s quotations and Superman’s thoughts, four classes in the morning, four classes in the afternoon, and evening classes that last until 30:[-] self-study!