Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

The mage was furious and grieved, it really didn't seem like a fake, but Steve was dug out from the North Pole by SHIELD, and Bucky had lost his arm a long time ago...

Steve and Bucky stared at each other.

Before the two of them could open their mouths to ask, the sorcerer spread out a palm, grabbed the collar of Bucky's combat uniform, and easily carried him over. Wu Jing especially cooperated with stretching out a small hand to pinch the opponent's chin, hello Only Ganoderma lucidum went in.

As the former rolling shutter general, Wujing is no richer than Longnu and Bajie, but he is much stronger than Wukong.

After all, the elixir of living dead human flesh and bones is not a rare thing for gods. If a mere Ganoderma lucidum can be exchanged for Master's love, why not do it?

He took off Bucky's iron arm, let go of his hand, and Bucky took a step back while covering his throat, coughing violently.

All this happened so fast, before Steve and others had time to react, Bucky had already been fed the Ganoderma lucidum and let go, but there was a clear, incomprehensible eye on the vibrating gold arm that was said to be indestructible. Eliminate palm prints.

A child's immature palm print.

Looking at Wujing's innocent and harmless little face, his silver hair and green eyes like a water elf, coupled with the inheritance of Journey to the West, absolutely no one dares to underestimate his power.

And at this moment, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Bucky's severed arm actually grew back.

Hawkeye took a breath and said in shock: "Fuck! Your Majesty, your Wakanda medical technology has been challenged!"

Steve also: "!!!!!!"

He didn't even bother to speak the language.

After a lot of talking, the two old popsicles who had never read Journey to the West finally accepted this incredible fact with the explanation and help of Natasha and T'Challa.

And the mage finally understood that this small world was no longer the one he had been to, and because of this, Steve and Bucky were different from the people he remembered.

"It's strange that the two of you left Tony voluntarily. The Sa family thought that Tony could not stand the old Popsicle Shura field at last."

The sorcerer detailed what he had seen and heard in another world, and when he talked about the interesting points, he also used a crappy water mirror to show a few clips of the coquettish and tiny Tony, and said lovingly: "He is only seven years old now, Wing Chun plays Huhushengfeng, learning the golden bell is also very talented, if you keep practicing, you will be invulnerable."

The mage embraced a childish child, and took the initiative to show closeness. Although the theory of parallel universes is still open to question, the video of the water mirror has made up for the lack of rhetoric, so Steve and T'Challa have already decided to trust his rhetoric.

Of course, the main reason was the Ganoderma lucidum fed to Bucky by the mage, which gave Bucky a new arm.

But when Hawkeye himself connected the golden bell jar with Tony Stark, he felt that it was a joke, and couldn't help but said: "Wait a minute, Tony and the golden bell jar, Wing Chun? Will he act like a baby with cap? Every time he talks to When the captain meets, the smell of gunpowder can be smelled 800 meters away, so it would be nice not to fight directly!"

The mage stared at him. In short, facing Hawkeye, who neither had the beauty of Brucey's baby nor Tony's coquettish essence, although Sanbuan had a heart of respect, he didn't have the slightest bit of pity, and said: " Tony can act like a baby!"

Seeing the avengers looking at each other, he seemed hesitant to speak, so he attracted a stream of water, and with the help of Wu Jing, he turned it into a mirror of water, revealing a few scenes that he treasured in his heart.

Sure enough, the little Tony in the water mirror is worthy of the essence of acting like a baby. The whole person hangs on Steve, with a small brown curly hair on his top, and begs in a childish voice: "Uncle Steve, Uncle Steve, you Be my sparring partner! With Captain America as my sparring partner, it’s so embarrassing to say it!"

After speaking, he regarded himself as a pendant on Steve's overalls, looking up at him like a koala.

From Natasha's point of view, you can clearly see the admiration and intimacy in little Tony's eyes, and compare it with the current iron man who looks disgusted and calls him old popsicle... The red-haired glamorous agent has a lot of meaning: "Sure enough , The information is correct, Captain America is Iron Man's childhood idol."

Hawkeye, who was standing with the Black Widow, also saw Tony's gaze clearly. He was already dumbfounded at the moment, and could only envy and collapse and say, "Damn it!"

There is no way, the six or seven-year-old little Tony is too lethal. Compared with the poisonous tongue and arrogant Iron Man, little Douding Tony is lively and active, so cute that he is almost like an angel.

If facing such a Tony, Steve could barely keep his cool, then it would not work next.

Because soon, the little Tony who didn't get the answer flattened his mouth, hugged Captain America's arm and kissed indiscriminately, and added loudly: "I love you, Chumi!"

The impact of this picture was so strong that even Steve couldn't help but choke in his throat, his neck and face turned into the same color, and his whole body was as red as a shrimp: "Cough!"

Bucky's gray-green eyes showed a little envious expression, he used his iron arm to smooth Fa Xiaoshun, and said, "I guess you have no way to refuse him."

Sure enough, no matter which world it is, Bucky knows Steve too well. The Captain America on the screen almost falls under the big caramel-colored eyes of the little coquette.

Steve in the picture sighed helplessly, holding Tony's round buttocks, and easily hugging him into his arms, with an old father's pampering expression on his face, he said: "Then You have to do what you can, and tell me when you get hurt, and you can’t secretly apply ointment like last time.”

The little coquettish girl rolled her eyes around, smiled very slyly, and said clearly on her face, "I know the old Popsicle can't do anything to me", like a proud Corgi, said with an air: "Then I Go find Uncle James!"

Bucky held his breath unconsciously outside the screen, probably not guessing that he could still be called Tony.

Steve patted him on the shoulder, and the two old popsicles looked at each other sadly and enviously. They were confused for a while, and could only look at the water mirror in midair again.

Just like what Bucky said, Steve in the screen surrendered for a second, pinched little Tony's baby fat to vent his anger, and said with an extremely obvious smile: "Little liar, you just said yesterday I am your idol!"

"Nobody said there can only be one childhood idol. Uncle James is also a World War II hero. He is one of my idols!"

Little Tony smiled triumphantly, and his proud little tail cocked up: "So...it seems that you agreed?"

The water mirror ended here, and there was only Steve's helpless and doting sentence: "No one can refuse Tony Stark."

Natasha crossed her arms and looked at her teammates meaningfully: "Yeah, no one can refuse Tony Stark."

Hawkeye clapped his hands and called back the distracted attention of Steve and Bucky. He said sadly and enviously, "...be sober, brothers, this is someone else's Tony."

Having said that, he looked at Steve suspiciously, and said quietly: "Cap, have you been coveting the sexy little buttocks of our patron for a long time? I saw it, you touched it in the video, I also got a tin can kiss!"

Steve's big injustice: "That's another Steve."

Yes, well-behaved, cute, and coquettish, those are other people's Iron Man, and this hedgehog-like Corgi of my own has a poisonous tongue and is arrogant, not to mention kissing, he doesn't even act like a spoiled child!

Bucky was completely immersed in the name Tony called himself, and said complicatedly: "He still calls me Uncle James..."

The other Hawkeye, who was not able to make an appearance by himself, buried his envy and hatred in his heart, and corrected him very firmly: "Iron Arm, please be sober, he is calling another Bucky."

Sober Bucky: "..." I want to go back to New York.

Seeing the different expressions of them, the mage knew that most of them had already been conquered by the little Tony, so he couldn't help but feel a contrast between the two Tonys in the world, and said: "How about the Tony of the Sa family, he is cute and cute, he can act like a baby, he is clingy, and he can't say anything." Extremely diligent!"

Before the Eighteenth Bronze Man incident in Shaolin Temple, little Tony had just been conquered by small spells such as shrinking the ground to an inch. The whole person seemed to have discovered the New World. The golden bell can only train itself into Schwarzenegger...

Anyway, my cubs are good everywhere!

"Forget it Mage, it's your iron man who is hardworking. Our side is different. Can you understand?"

Hawkeye said quietly: "If you mean spending your life in the laboratory every day, Tie Guan'er is very hardworking, even the captain and Natasha can't stop him."

The mage frowned, and wrote a note to Tony with displeasure in his heart, saying: "Short-sighted, with a mortal body and poor health, how can we provide for the two elders? The Sa family saw him later, and they must go Say it well!"

Steve said with difficulty: "... retirement?"

"You and Barnes have nothing to depend on, and Tony, as the junior of the two of you, naturally wants to take care of his uncle."

The mage looked puzzled, and asked back: "Are you and Barnes the white-haired man to send the black-haired man? This is too cruel."

Steve was speechless, and for a moment he didn't know whether to refute that he and Bucky didn't have no country for old age, or refute that he wouldn't send a gray-haired person to a black-haired person.

Steve deliberated for a long time, and finally decided to explain the facts, saying: "I had some conflicts with Tony, and the relationship may be different from us in another universe."

Why does Sajia feel that this sentence is a bit familiar?

The mage recalled the last Steve, and asked: "Do you want to ask Sajia, how to get close to Tony, who is as vigilant as a little hedgehog, proud and good-looking?"

Steve nodded sincerely: "Yes."

The mage "slapped" Steve's chest muscles, and grinned knowingly: "Sajia has a bold idea."

For some reason, when Steve heard what Sanbu said, he suddenly felt his scalp go numb, followed by a chill down his back.

He struggled to ignore the ominous premonition in his heart, and said euphemistically: "Master, the United States also has a complete /constitution/law."

The sorcerer seemed to have never heard of it, and made a decision: "Afraid? Don't have any questions, leave it all to the Sajia. Another Steve has tried this method a long time ago, and you have seen the results. That's how the little coquette came about." , you just have to do it."

Steve really wanted to make up with Tony very much, but Bucky and the agreement problem was between them, and the mage didn't understand this, so how could he solve these problems?

Even if the mage himself is supernatural and powerful, how can he deal with a country's arrest warrant and how can he solve the problem of Tony's parents?

Thinking of this, he had a complicated look on his face.

San Zan was very puzzled: "Why this expression?"

Steve shook his head bitterly, but didn't speak.

"This picture of a little child is really unpleasant."

The mage didn't care, waved his hand, and said: "The Sajia will solve the problem of your uncle and nephew later. When you disturbed the Sajia, the Sajia almost forgot. There is still a wronged soul here that cannot be rescued. If you don't go to the reincarnation, you must pester him." What about His Majesty the King?"

Hearing the mage's words, the leopard growled again feeling threatening, and wrapped its tail around T'Challa's feet.

Although he is in the state of a soul, the Wakanda heart-shaped grass has a magical effect, and Techara once turned into a black panther on the verge of death, so he has a vague feeling for his touch, but he has never thought about it.

Hearing this, T'Challa looked down at his tingling calf and said, "Is it Nijadaka? I can feel it."

The leopard who had been making small movements froze.