Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

An hour and 25 minutes later.

"Your Batman is indeed handsome and cute, and you have four extra sons as Robin, but my Batman is the most handsome and charming one! He is the most powerful human being in the world, even the god of earth You can't compete with it!"

Arthur hooked the mage's shoulders, his handsome face flushed red, the veins on his neck bulged, and his wolf-like aggressive sharp eyes became confused. He hiccupped and said with his tongue: "There is also that peerless Beautiful batarang, that is my favorite private collection!"

Arthur's drinking capacity is amazing, but compared to the equally unfathomable mages, he is still a mortal after all, not to mention that what they drink is not ordinary wine, but the rare wine from the fairyland and the cellar of the Dragon Palace, which has a lot of stamina.

Not to mention Arthur, three jars of spirits poured into his throat, and even San Zan himself couldn't help his cheeks flushed, his eyes bright, and his usual sharp voice was tinged with a bit of mellow drunkenness.

"Sajia's Batman is the cutest in the world! And he will also be the most powerful in all parallel worlds."

The mage and the Wayne couple were peers, and Wukong took Batman and Robin as registered disciples, because when he said this, he was full of pride of the old father: "He took the blood of the Buddha, With the help of meritorious deeds, what a golden bell covers an iron cloth shirt, shrinking the ground to an inch is a small trick, and in the future, stepping on a bat dart to walk in the sky, punishing rape and eliminating evil, the whole family leads the mouth, and soaring in the daytime is the right way!"

Arthur drank the remaining light golden liquid in the beer glass in one gulp, unaware that he was already very drunk. He slapped the table in dissatisfaction when he heard what Sanbu said, and retorted: "But my Batman It’s even more intimidating, you don’t know, no one in the entire league can look at him for three seconds, not even Superman, Batman can do whatever he wants, and if you tell him to go east, he will never dare to go west.”

Sanbu laughed three times: "My Batman can surpass Japan! Can yours do it?! The Wayne couple personally acted as matchmakers, and the Sajia even helped to put together the horoscope. This is the order of the parents and the words of the matchmaker. Let the Sajia ask, What Batman can compare to him?"

Arthur paused, and sighed sincerely: "Batman dare not say, but Superman must be envious to death. After his resurrection, he has been worrying about how to get closer to Batman every day. If he can marry Batman, he must I'm so happy, after all, love and friendship don't seem to be much different."

The steel straight man Clark in the metropolis has a huge injustice!

The mage slammed his iron arms on his chest, and assured him: "Everyone is a bat sucker, and the Sa family can't favor one another. In this way, we go back to the sea to pick up the dragon girl and then go to Gotham. If the souls of Batman's parents in this world are still alive Now, the Sa family will help him again, how good is that?"

When Arthur thought that Batman could finally get rid of the shadow of his childhood, his heart was full of passion, and he couldn't help punching the mage's chest, with tears in his eyes, he was moved: "Good brother!"

The sorcerer was happy in his heart, no matter what his seniority, he pulled Arthur directly and said: "Since you are brothers, don't come with those fake people from the Sajia, and don't call them sorcerers, just stay away for nothing. , but this life is not much older than you, so just call the Sa family brother!"

Arthur immediately clasped his hands into fists, imitating the etiquette seen in the Oriental TV series, and shouted, "Good brother!"

The mage's eyes were red, and he quickly helped him up. When he saw Arthur in such a state, he almost immediately thought of his master Lu Zhishen who adopted and taught him in a certain reincarnation.

"Okay, okay, get up quickly, since the Sa family has accepted you as a good brother, they will definitely not treat you badly!"

San Zan wiped the wet eyes with the cuff of his monk's robe, and said, "My dear brother, come and drink this glass of wine from more than 400 BC! If you die on the same day in the same year and the same month, you will share the blessings and share the hardships, and the Sa family will become a golden cicada, and you will also have to save your parents, brothers and friends, and the whole family to ascend to the ascension!"

After finishing speaking, he scratched his wrist, dripped a drop of golden Buddha's blood into Arthur's cup, and said, "Come, make an alliance with blood!"

Arthur took the wine glass, drank it down, and threw the empty beer glass on the ground happily: "Okay!"

The two of them immediately looked at each other and smiled, Batman was written on the left cheek, and Super Bat was written on the right cheek, everything was said without saying a word.

On the other side, the dragon girl had just finished explaining the plot of Journey to the West with Aum, and was teaching some dragon palace training skills to his personal guards as compensation for accidental injuries.

So when Sanbu and Arthur returned to Atlantis, they happened to see Orm using a new method to train the guards.

To be exact, it was Orm and Dragon Girl who trained soldiers together.

A little loli of three or five years old, so small, the soft baby fat on her cheeks has not faded, her arms are short and her legs are short, her pink make-up looks like a ceramic doll, and there are two crystal dolls on her forehead. The clear dragon horns are really cute.

If she wasn't riding on the neck of Lord Neptune.

"The voice is too low. Doesn't Atlantis give you military pay to eat! Remember that you are soldiers!"

The dragon girl sat on King Aum's noble shoulders, dangling her short legs happily, kicking his strong chest from time to time, with a serious face, and gave orders in a childish voice: "Speak up, shout!" Show off your momentum!"

Aum, who had a Crystal Palace in his pocket, nodded calmly: "This is a body training kung fu commonly used by dragon guards. I have tried it myself. It is indeed specially created for underwater combat, and it can effectively improve Atlantis. The physical fitness of the Tees people must be practiced seriously."

"Yes! Follow your orders!! King Aum!!"

The soldiers shouted resoundingly, and all of them showed the strength of breastfeeding, shouted loudly, and while gaiting in a standard posture, they blushed and roared loudly with thick necks:

"Sweep a large area with a stick! Pick a line with a gun! We are as light as a swallow in the clouds! We are so proud!"

"Practice the muscles and bones outside! Practice the breath inside! Hard and soft without bowing! We have heaven and earth in our hearts!"

One by one, they raised their legs and stared at each other. They looked very neat, like radio gymnastics.

Arthur looked stunned: "Although their movements are extremely slow, I feel that I saw a strange rhythm, as if there is a powerful power in it!"

Master: "...This is called Tai Chi, for physical training."

Arthur gasped: "Chinese Kung Fu! Is this the legendary Tai Chi? I thought it didn't exist, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful!"

The mage said with difficulty: "The Sa family thinks so too."

The Qi-practicing Neijia Kung Fu paired with the tune of the Tai Chi Fan is different, no matter how you look at it, it feels like a university final exam.

Sanbu looked at it for a while, and the soldiers over there were basically at the end stage, one by one holding their bodies together, slowly spitting out a mouthful of white water, their eyes sparkling, and shouting loudly:

"Tai Chi Eight Diagrams Chain Palm, the Chinese have magical powers!"

Then they were well-trained to evacuate and return to the team one by one.

In a blink of an eye, there were only the mage, the dragon girl master and apprentice, and Brother Arthur left in the huge square, which seemed extremely silent.

The dragon girl moved her position, shifting from the shoulder of the ocean lord to his cold chest, and then she saw the figure of the third funeral, and immediately rushed into the arms of the third funeral happily like a small /cannon/ball , Shouting: "Master!"

The mage touched her dragon horn lovingly, and asked coaxingly and lovingly: "Bai Long'er, how are you getting along with Aum?"

The dragon girl blushed, and buried her immature face in the arms of the mage with embarrassment: "It's pretty good..."

The mage squeezed her baby fat, and from the look on the little guy's face, she knew that she was playing well with Aum - in a literal sense, after all, humans and dragons have different aesthetics. Although the dragon girl has reached the age of marriage, the dragon clan has a long lifespan , Converted to the age and mind of human beings, it is only fourteen or five years old.

The little girl's feeling of looking at humans is not much different from seeing cats and puppies, but she was originally shy. After being baptized by the Internet in modern times, she began to gallop in another direction, and she was no longer as ignorant as before.

"That's good, but you should be careful in the future, and don't be so rude to Aum again. You must remember it."

The mage exhorted: "The Sajia has already married Arthur to Jinlan. From now on, Aum will be your uncle, and Arthur will be your uncle. As a junior, you should be respectful and filial. You are half a disciple of the Sajia, so there is no need to serve tea, but The etiquette cannot be discarded, and you can no longer tease your uncle like today."

The dragon girl looked like a bolt from the blue: "Master, master?!"

The person I was optimistic about just now turned into my uncle!Not only can't masturbate, but also pinch his shoulders and beat his legs...

The little girl looked at him pitifully, with an unbelievable expression on her face, she was so shocked that she hiccupped on the spot!

Sanbu comforted him: "Hey, Master will find you a new pet when you come back, keep it like Aum, with blond hair, blue eyes, long legs, and a hundred times gentler personality than him!"

Longnu wanted to cry but she didn't have any tears, she said softly: "Really?"

The mage was a little guilty, not sure if he could find other human beings who were as good-looking as Aum, but he nodded affirmatively and said, "Wrap it on Sajia, come on, let's set off for Gotham now, master will take you to Pongda payment!"

On the other side, the blond-haired, blue-eyed human with similar looks to Orm—the Flash Barry Allen sneezed, his long legs wrapped in his uniform moved slightly, and a fuzzy red shadow flashed by. Suddenly there was an extra tissue: "Do I have a cold? Can superheroes catch a cold too?"

"My little bear, before we became superheroes, we were ordinary people, not only cold, but also poor."

Green Lantern looked away from the monitoring screen in the duty room of the watchtower, and said to his friend: "So can I go to your house for a few days, you know... I was on a mission in the universe a few days ago, Unexpectedly, when I came back this time, I suddenly found that the luggage was packed and thrown out the door by the landlord."

"That's because your mission location has a time difference with Earth, you haven't paid your rent for three whole months, and your new girlfriend hasn't heard from you for three whole months, genius."

The Flash looked at him sideways: "I thought you would borrow money from me to rent a house, but you actually want to live with me?"

Playboy Green Lantern takes a second to figure out which one his girlfriend is, and three seconds later he gives up.

When facing his friends, Green Lantern behaved like a straight man of steel. He said honestly: "Because I still have to eat, you won't watch me starve to death on the street, right?"

The Flash was silent for a second, and then he compromised helplessly: "Yes, that's right, you can always convince me, genius."

No one knows what the Flash, who has the speed force, thinks about in a second in the sense of ordinary people.