Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Justice League Headquarters, Watchtower.

"The Sa family came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to Gotham to ask for relatives. They met Arthur on the way, and they became friends at first sight and became brothers."

The mage clasped his hands together: "To put it bluntly, Sajia is very powerful. If Superman doesn't come to Sajia, he can wipe out everyone, but you don't need to panic. Sajia is also Batman's uncle in the parallel world, and he has met you a few times. I will go to other worlds in the next day, and I will not stay here for long."

"Wow, the ability to freely travel through parallel worlds is your superpower? That sounds really cool, really!"

The Flash appeared next to the mage in a second, and the two brothers hooked his shoulders, and said happily: "Do you know Detective Conan? A very famous Japanese manga, basically a series that compares the author's life, I've been chasing after it for many years and it still hasn't ended, does the parallel world have an ending?"

Master: "..." The family sacrifice never forgets to tell Nai Weng.

It's a coincidence to meet someone like me in another land, brother, but the Sa family is also in the old man's pit in Qingshan, not to mention the Sa family, the Buddha is also there.

The mage's face is deep: "No, One Piece is not over yet, but Hokage is over, and there is a side story, Naruto and Hinata got married, Sasuke and Sakura married, and gave birth to a lovely daughter, by the way, Where do you stand against CP?"

The Flash hugged his head, fell down on the sofa with a look of lovelessness, and said faintly: "I'm standing in Zuo Ming."

"Baby bear, if you really can't accept this fact, you can go back and cover the mage's mouth a minute ago."

Green Lantern gloated: "He will forgive you. After all, you seem to really get along well. Maybe you can learn from the mage. If you accidentally go to another world next time, you can find a way to come back sooner."

The Flash threatened: "You know I can go back to before you said this and beat you up, right? If you don't want the phone number of the pretty girl in your hand to be replaced by a prank paper the next time you succeed in flirting with a girl You just shut up."

Green Lantern is fearless: "Green Lantern is synonymous with bravery, and being with you is more fun than dating a pretty girl. They don't know what my favorite ball game is and who the players are."

"By the way, they don't know that the main reason why you never take beautiful girls to open rooms is that you don't have money."

Barry gave him a blank stare: "I'll take the mage to visit the watchtower first, and when the big blue guy and Batman arrive, remember to let me know. I know you've been holding back your laughter for a long time. Be careful that Arthur will confiscate yours next time." Seafood Pizza."

Green Lantern touched his chin thoughtfully, and said without sincerity: "Is it really so obvious? There is no way, look at our baby fish with a baby voice, and compare it with Arthur's big beard. I couldn't help but want to laugh."

The Flash gestured to him, and while leading the mage out, he said, "Remember to send me a message."

"No problem, my dear Bear."

As soon as the mage left, Green Lantern immediately fell back with nothing to do, and the lantern ring turned into a huge and soft baseball glove in an instant, allowing him to sit comfortably in it. He raised his eyebrows and said to himself He said: "To be honest, I really want to see what the baby bear looks like."

The Flash, who was introducing the grievances between Superman and Batman to the mage, sneezed with his scalp numb.

The mage immediately asked with concern: "But you are suffering from the wind and cold?"

"It's just a little bit of a cold, and I couldn't stop sneezing a few days ago, but it's much better now."

The Flash rubbed his nose, took off the mask and held it in his hand, revealing short blond hair as warm and soft as the sun, and clear and lively blue eyes as clear as the sky, and said briskly: "After all, superheroes can catch colds too."

The mage stared at his face thoughtfully: "You..."

The Flash felt terrified at the sight: "...me?"

The mage was ecstatic: "Wonderful! Wonderful! There is nowhere to find it after breaking through the iron shoes, and it is easy to get it. Blonde hair, blue eyes and long legs are hard to find, but it is not easy to get it by chance!"

The Flash looked bewildered, apparently still unaware of his tragic fate of becoming the Dragon Lady's favorite: "Is there something wrong with my hair and eye color? And my long legs?"

The mage smiled lovingly, and stretched out his hand to pull out a chopstick-long dragon from the cuff of the monk's robe. The body of the dragon is crystal clear, like a jade carving. Anyone who sees it can't help feeling fond of it.

"Bai Long'er, don't sleep anymore, the Sa family has found a new pet for you, the blonde hair and blue eyes are as good as Aum, how about you take a look?"

The Flash held the little dragon with thick thumbs: "?"

The next second, the dragon girl opened her eyes.

The dragon girl who crashed into a piece of clear sky: "...!"

ah! ! !Good, beautiful blue eyes!

Bailong turned into a loli in a second, the little girl put her arms around Flash's neck, carefully shook the tip of her tail, and said softly, "You are so pretty, can I raise you?"

The Flash, who had never seen Dongfang Dragon before, realized that the little girl was probably the supernatural white dragon that Arthur spoke of. Facing the little guy's unabashed love and kindness, he smiled easily: "I Eat a lot."

The dragon girl chirped on his cheek: "You are a mountain of gold, silver and jade, and this princess can afford you. There are many treasures in the Dragon Palace, and the bricks and tiles are all carved from crystal and glaze. Best at collecting treasures!"

After all, the little girl raised her fleshy face very domineeringly: "From now on, you are the favorite of this princess. During the time that this princess stays in this world, you must be responsible when you go out." hold me."

The Flash had no resistance to this kind of little girl's request, but before he agreed to this kind of welfare request, the dragon girl continued: "You want to be my mount and feed me regularly, Brush my scales and groom my mane...you know what Steve can do anyway."

She blinked and said seriously: "I'm very good. In return, I will teach you a lot... and your teammate, the princess from Paradise Island, she also has blue eyes, but unfortunately she is not blond. If she'd give me a kiss, I'd be willing to help Steve."

The Flash squeezed Lolita's pink and tender face in a funny way: "Sounds very simple, pie in the sky?"

Lolilong glanced at him faintly.

Humans are so simple, do you know how big a real dragon is?A mountain of pearls could not cover this princess' shell bed.

And the watchtower hall on the other side.

"iworkwithchildren."

Diana touched little Arthur's soft brown curly hair tenderly, completely unable to tell that she had denied dating Aquaman in front of reporters a few months ago.

Little Arthur and Little Orm sat side by side obediently, treated like babies by Wonder Woman, and stuffed each with a beautiful candy cane: "I like children, they are far more innocent and lovely than adults, and they always bring me happiness. Happy and pleasantly surprised."

Shazam whispered to Green Lantern: "I understand the truth, but why did Brother Neptune eat my snacks?"

"Obviously, our princess is once again caught up in the memory of that romantic love in World War II, and besides you and Barry, no one in the watchtower will eat snacks."

Green Lantern paused: "Princess's ice cream and Jon's chocolate don't count, you continue to wait for Batman, I'll go and put away Barry's snacks, and forget about other candies. The donuts he hoarded this time are mine. The limited-edition desserts that lined up for an hour and a half are only sold one hundred per day."

Poor Shazam shed tears of sadness. He could only go to the middle school cafeteria to invite his idol to dinner. Although he wanted to support Freddy a little bit...but he was really poor and couldn't afford to go to a more formal place. adult restaurant.

"I know that store. Freddie and I have been saving money for a long time, but their desserts are really expensive."

Shazam picked up a box of potato chips and unpacked it. Even though he looks like a handsome and tall adult man, this puffy gesture still looks very childish: "I'm really short of money, girls nowadays are thinking What?"

He took a bite of the snack angrily, and said: "When I first became a superhero, I wanted to earn some extra money. They took pictures with me and touched the lightning symbol on my chest, but when they paid the money, they said—— No, I can't insult a superhero with money and then slip me a tissue with a phone number written in lipstick and I'm heartbroken."

Green Lantern said enviously: "Why didn't a pretty girl slip me a tissue with a phone number written in lipstick?"

No, there was, but Barry replaced the phone number with the schedule of the Justice League meeting, and drew a stick figure of Batman, and Green Lantern's interest faded on the spot.

Nobody can think of dating Batman, except Superman.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, although today is not the schedule of Superman and Batman, but due to the unexpected arrival of the mage, they rushed to the watchtower very quickly.

As soon as little Arthur saw Batman, he was fascinated and nervous, especially after he became smaller, he always felt that he was really facing his dean, so he could only say dryly: "Hey, Bat?"

The alliance advisor gave him a gloomy look, and the shadow cast by his body completely enveloped Arthur and Orm.

For some reason, Aum suddenly felt a chill down his back.

The author has something to say: Before I know it, I have finished two-thirds of this book...

After all, it is a short story completed within 25 words.