[Comprehensive] One Hundred Ways to Rob the Protagonist

"That won't work, no one can bully my immortal teacher." On this point, Xie Kun will never compromise.Even if his biological parents come, don't even think about using their identities as parents-in-law to control his wife, let alone this stranger who has no emotional foundation.

He was next to Chu Tianshu, hugging that slender waist while talking, he couldn't put it down, wishing he could stick to Chu Tianshu's body.Chu Tianshu pushed him away with a slap, and took out the light energy dental cleaner from the space to clean his teeth.

After washing, Chu Tianshu told Xie Kun the goal of this mission.

"Jade seal?" Is it the legendary jade seal made of Heshibi?Xie Kun's eyes darkened.

Can't take it by force?Such an ambiguous request should only be taken seriously with such a gentle and benevolent personality as the immortal master.

When the two of them quieted down, they could hear the faint sound of arguing from the upper room.

The condition of Xie's family is considered good in the village. Although it is a thatched adobe house, at least a small courtyard is neatly built.

There are five main rooms in the small courtyard, the middle one is used as a living room for guests, the east two are the residences of the old couple Xie Ting and Xie Mu Du, and the west two are the big man Xie Ming and his newly married wife Mei. new house.

Erlang Xie Pu and his new wife Hu Shi live in the two rooms in the east wing, Xie Kun and Chu Tianshu live in the two rooms in the west wing, and the kitchen and utility room are in the south.

The bedrooms of Xie Kun and Chu Tianshu are in the north of the two rooms in the West Wing. It is only a dozen steps away from the room of Xie Ming and his wife. As long as you pay attention, you can hear clearly.

As the only scholar in his family, Xie Ming is very arrogant in front of his family.But this kind of arrogance disappeared in front of his new wife, Mei Shi.

Just because it took too long to use the hot water, Mei became a little angry, and Xie Ming had to put down his airs to coax her.It took me a long time to coax Mrs. Mei to be happy, and after washing, she was ready to go out.

Hearing the sound of the door opening from the upper room, Xie Kun and Chu Tianshu looked at each other, and followed them out the door.

Almost at the same time, the door of the opposite east wing was also opened, and Xie Pu and his wife Hu Shi also came out.

It was already dawn, and the three newlyweds looked at each other subtly, and then almost all eyes were on Chu Tianshu.

Chu Tianshu's dress is not outstanding, the material and style of the clothes are the most common jacket and skirt, and there is only a loose bun on the head, and the bun is just two wooden hairpins - one of which is Xie What Kun insisted on her taking out from the space was the Jiji gift that Xie Kun carved with his own hands and gave her.

But even so, standing there still made people feel bright, as if the sun had just risen.

The skin is white and crystal clear, the eyebrows are exquisite and bright, and the expression is calm and generous.How could such a woman marry Xie Jiasanlang?This kind of appearance and posture, it is impossible to come from a small family!

Both Xie Ming and Xie Pu couldn't control their amazing eyes, especially Xie Ming.He originally thought that his wife Mei was not only the best born, but also the most beautiful, but looking at it now, if Mei stood beside Chu, she might be compared to a little girl!

Jealousy flashed in Mei's eyes, she stretched out her hand to pinch Xie Ming, and walked into the main room with her head held high.

Xie Pu also came back to his senses, smiled at Xie Kun, and walked over with Hu Shi one by one.

Xie Kun and Chu Tianshu looked at each other and followed.

Today, none of the three brides took the initiative to get up early to cook. Du's face was stretched, and he knelt on the mat with a straight face: "Look at what time it is, and I haven't even prepared the morning meal."

"Whose bride is like this, don't be taken as a joke if you tell it?" Du Shi's eyes plucked out from Chu Tianshu's face.Just now when she entered the door, Da Lang secretly looked at her eyes, Mei Shi didn't notice it, but Du Shi could see it clearly.If it was because of a woman that the brothers turned against each other and the family had no peace, the Xie family would really become a big joke with a radius of dozens of miles.

"Ah Chu, you are the youngest. Today you go to prepare the eclipse." Du Shi ordered Chu Tianshu in an irresistible tone.

"Mother has a life, so she shouldn't refuse." As soon as Chu Tianshu opened his mouth, everyone in the room couldn't help looking at her.Her accent is obviously different from that of Xie's family, especially her voice is clear and clear, such as the Qingming of the mountain stream, and the dew of bamboo leaves, and it is completely different from the women they often hear.

Xie Ting, the Patriarch of the Xie family who was kneeling at the top, was tall and tall, but his face was old and his back was a little bent. People under 40 years old looked like they were in their 50s.When he was young, he used to be the head of the pavilion, but his health was not good, so he lived at home on dozens of acres of Susukida inherited from his ancestors.

Looking at the little daughter-in-law's kneeling posture, tone of voice, and look in the eyes, he frowned tightly.When he was the head of the pavilion, he met some nobles, and the behavior of the youngest daughter-in-law was similar to those nobles - where did Sanlang cheat her, if he provoked the nobles, all Xie's family would lose their heads!

"It's just that my concubine has never cooked, and I don't know how to do it..." Chu Tianshu really wasn't refusing, she really didn't understand, and neither did the original owner of this body.

Mrs. Du snorted, with a sarcastic look on her face, she was about to say something but was interrupted by Xie Ting: "Ahu, Amei and Achu have never prepared court food before, so I'll let you do it today, and teach me Teach you sister-in-law and brother-in-law." Xie Ting usually doesn't care about these housework, but no one dares to refute, "No matter what your status was in the past, since you have come to Xie's family and become the bride of Xie's family, you should live a good life .”

Xie Pu's wife, Mrs. Hu, was a peasant girl with a dark complexion and slightly thick palms. She had an ordinary face and a strong figure. After hearing the order, she got up respectfully and called Mrs. Mei and Chu Tianshu to cook together.

Seeing the three sons turn their heads to look at the bride walking out of the door, Xie Ting coughed: "Sanlang, where did you bring this bride? Ah Chu is not like a woman from an ordinary family."

Of course Xie Kun knew.

The original owner was unwilling to follow his mother's advice to marry the daughter of a rich man in the village, and ran out with a few companions, just in time to encounter a group of thieves besieging a convoy, and most of the convoy's guards were dead.At first glance, the carriage was not something that ordinary people could use. A beautiful woman ran out of the carriage and jumped down the hill, just in time for the original owner to catch up and hug her from behind.

Those thieves originally wanted to come up to snatch people, but the original owners were all local snakes, and after a whistle, people came one after another, and they retreated.

The other rangers went to share the belongings in the convoy. The original owner hugged the stubborn girl, and suddenly remembered that he was not married yet, so he brought her back.

The girl didn't know what she was thinking, and she didn't object, so she held a wedding with the original owner.

"It doesn't matter what kind of woman she is, if she enters Xie's house, she will be my woman." Xie Kun sat up straight, grinned, and faced Xie Ting with a straightforward smile that was almost the same as the original owner's, "She is willing to marry me, I am willing to protect her forever."

Xie Ming curled his lips: "I'm afraid that she is a beautiful concubine raised by a nobleman, and it will bring disaster to our family."

With a bang, Xie Kun knocked him to the ground with one punch.

Xie Ming was unprepared, the stars shot out in front of his eyes, and he lay on the ground for a while before he realized what happened.He stretched out his hand and wiped the sticky liquid on his face with difficulty. When he saw his hands were bright red, he let out a short cry, and fainted from fright.

Du Shi screamed, walked forward on his knees, lay down on Xie Mingxie and touched his neck: "Why did Sanlang attack your brother?" As he asked, tears fell down.

Xie Ming is her most important son. He has been praised for his intelligence since he was a child, and he has been studying with his husband in the county.Mrs. Du expects that Xie Ming will be elected to study in Taixue and become an official, so that he can shine in the family.Ever since she was a child, she has never been willing to touch Xie Ming's finger. She never thought that Xie Kun would be so rebellious today, openly attacking her brother.If this breaks Da Lang, who can the Xie family rely on in the future?

In the past, although Xie Kun was a little irritable and easy to get confused, he also knew how to subsidize the family and obey his elder brother. If he did such a thing just after getting married, it must be something the bride did!

"I can't die." Xie Kun still knows the severity of his attack.He lifted the earthen pot on one side and poured cold water from the well on Xie Ming's face. Sure enough, Xie Ming shivered and opened his eyes.

Xie Kun still had the usual simple and honest smile on his face, grabbed Xie Ming by the collar with one hand and lifted him up from the ground: "I said before, who dares to say something to my Ah Chu in front of me?" Four, I know him, but my fist doesn't. Do you remember, Brother?"

Physical pain brought spiritual fear, Xie Ming was a little afraid to look directly into the eyes of the third brother whom he usually looked down upon.

Feeling the strange atmosphere, Du looked at Xie Ming who lowered his head and Xie Kun who loosened Xie Ming's collar with a smile. He didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only return to his seat with tears in his eyes, Ask Xie Ting for help.

Xie Ting didn't speak, as if he didn't see what happened just now.

Xie Pu's eyes turned around on Xie Ming and Xie Kun, but he also bowed his head and said nothing.

The only sound left in the room was Du Shi's low sobs.

When Hu was at home, he should have been cooking a lot, and he was very skilled in his movements in the kitchen, but he seemed awkward when he spoke.Mei Shi stood aside with his arms folded, with a bit of impatience on his face, looking at every corner of the kitchen, his eyes couldn't hide his disdain.

"At home, my mother never asked me to do such a thing." She pouted and said coquettishly, "My mother originally married me a servant, but there is not even a spare room here. No one can bring it here. Really."

"Anyway, I can't learn it." Seeing Mrs. Hu lighting a fire, Chu Tianshu rolled up his sleeves to wash corn, and Mrs. Mei carefully lifted the hem of her skirt.Her clothes are all custom-made in the county, and the materials cost several hundred dollars, which is not comparable to the clothes worn by these rural peasant women.

Chu Tianshu paid attention to Hu's movements.The kitchen uses a rectangular pottery stove, with a round front and a rear, with a mountain-shaped fire wall in front, an arched fire door below, a fire hole above, and a pottery kettle without feet.Hu's is to pour the cleaned corn into the kettle and cook it into rice.

There is also a pot-bellied round earthen pot next to the fire eye, which should be used for hot water, so that the heat lost during cooking can be used as much as possible.

After cooking for less than an hour, Mrs. Hu lifted the lid and checked to make sure that the rice was ripe. Then, she opened the rice on a ceramic plate and scooped up some of the melon sauce in the kitchen and spread it on the rice.This is considered a good breakfast.

As soon as Mei's eyes rolled, she came forward and took a plate out of the kitchen first, entered the main room with a smile, knelt down and placed the two servings of rice on the plate on the table in front of Xie Ting and Du. Up: "Father and mother, please use Chaoshi."

Chu Tianshu raised his eyebrows behind her, this person is quite interesting.

Hu's face was also not very good-looking, and she walked in front with her head down, holding the plate, and Chu Tianshu followed behind her.

Mrs. Hu hesitated at the door, and gave two servings of rice to Xie Ming and Xie Pu.

Xie Kun didn't wait for Chu Tianshu to do anything, he got up to take the plate, and put two portions of rice on his and Chu Tianshu's place: "Ah Chu, thank you." He grabbed Chu Tianshu's sleeve, Chu Tianshu took advantage of the situation and sat down, now only Mei and Hu had nothing to eat.

If we followed the order just now, wouldn't Hu Shi and Chu Tianshu have nothing to eat in the end and had to make a trip by themselves?It was enough for Chu Tianshu to go to the kitchen just now, Xie Kun didn't want Chu Tianshu to serve this family to the end.It's nothing to serve a meal, but once the head is opened, they will take Chu Tianshu as a matter of course in the future.

Mrs. Hu stood where she was, lowered her eyes silently, turned her head and went out, and came back with two more servings of rice.

Chu Tianshu felt tired. She never knew that such a small family could be so troublesome to eat a meal.This is not eating, it is simply a show of power.It is to let the newcomers know the food chain of this family, so as to know where they are in the food chain.

The corn rice is served with melon sauce, the taste is flat and the taste is slightly rough.Compared with the food in the world of Red Mansions, it is simply scum.

Seeing Chu Tianshu's expression when eating, Xie Kun knew that she didn't like this kind of crude food.He knew that there was still delicious food in Chu Tianshu's space, so he finished his own food in two or three strokes, and took her food over and ate it too.Everyone was dumbfounded by his actions, and Mrs. Du couldn't help glaring at Chu Tianshu several times.

So indecent!How can a husband master eat his wife's leftovers?

After eating, Xie Kun had to clear away the dishes. Xie Kun finally restrained the urge to help Chu Tianshu with work.Some things can be done, but not too much, too much.So, it's better to develop quickly and buy a group of servants to serve the immortal master, so that you don't have to worry about such daily trivial matters anymore.

After finally being able to return to his hut, Chu Tianshu fell on the bed and lamented, "I'd rather fight with Lu Bu!"

Xie Kun lay on the side and kissed her face: "Okay, let's go!" He didn't like this family either.

"Where are you going?" Although the people of the Xie family are not likable, they can't just keep talking and occupy someone's body and leave their family members alone.

"This place will soon become a hell on earth, what are you doing here?"

Dong Zhuo was cruel. He never occupied the central government to fight for the world, but to satisfy his personal desires, so he didn't treat the people as human beings at all.He doesn't understand politics at all, let alone restrain his soldiers.His soldiers looted wantonly in Luoyang City and massacred civilians, all with Dong Zhuo's acquiescence.

Especially when Luoyang was moved to the capital later, Dong Zhuo used force to force millions of people in Luoyang to follow him to Chang'an. There was no migration plan at all, and the dead bodies were piled up all over the road.

Yongning is very close to Luoyang, within the range of "two hundred miles", what will happen in two years, others don't know, how can the two of them not know?Naturally, one should make preparations early and leave this place.

Chu Tianshu shook his head: "We can't just leave like this."

Every citizen of the Empire is taught from an early age that every human being is a precious resource for the world.If you turn a blind eye to the mass extinction of human beings and refuse to save them, and are discovered by the Imperial Human Race Committee, you will suffer severe punishment.It can range from decades to decades, and the heavy responsibility will deprive the mental power and become a useless person.

This large-scale refers to a population reduction of more than 10 people.

Of course, the human race committee may not know the experience in the mission world.But in Chu Tianshu's heart, what really drives her is not only the imperial law, but also the moral concept of cherishing human beings.

Before the age of empires, human beings experienced a huge civil war, which led to a sharp deterioration of the global environment and a sharp decline in the population. Finally, they had to develop towards the sky and gave up the surface to terrifying alien beasts.

In order to fight against alien beasts, the empire is committed to the development of science and technology, especially the development of genetic technology, and continuously improves human physical fitness and mental strength.But the side effect of this is that human reproduction has become difficult, and the population has been in a bottleneck period for many years.

Chu Tianshu couldn't watch the precious millions of people being erased by a random move by the stupid and cruel Dong Zhuo.

Xie Kun nodded. If the immortal master said no, he would not leave; if he said he would save people, he would save them.

"Then you have to build up your own armed forces first." It is not an easy task to compete with Dong Zhuo.

Chu Tianshu's eyes flashed coldly: "If it doesn't work, I'll kill him!" The puppet doll is still in her space, and now 30 crystal coins are nothing to her.

Xie Kun disagreed: "Killing Dong Zhuo can't solve the problem." In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", didn't Wang Yun use Diao Chan's beauty trick to get Lu Bu to kill Dong Zhuo?But Dong Zhuo still had so many generals and soldiers under his command. Without Dong Zhuo, he immediately spread to all directions and became bandits who harmed the people.

The remnant soldiers led by Li Jue raged in Guanzhong. In two years, hundreds of thousands of households in the Sanfu area of ​​Guanzhong were killed by them, and countless tragedies of cannibalism were staged.

The best way is to kill all the main force of these Xiliang soldiers.

So you still have to have your own army and power.That's right, he also wanted to see if Xie Kun could have a place in the Three Kingdoms era, where heroes were born in large numbers!

By the way, I also got Yuxi.

The original owner is quite famous in a radius of tens of miles, so it is very easy to recruit some people and spend some money and food to form a small team.As long as the opportunity comes, you can take advantage of the situation, sweep the people, and separate one side.

However, compared with Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, Xie Kun's status is a little low, and it will be a bit disadvantageous to recruit talents.

When it came to his identity, Chu Tianshu laughed: "You said, if Liu Bei can be a royal uncle, can you be a royal uncle?"

Xie Kun laughed out loud.What the hell is Uncle Huang?Laughed twice and suddenly stopped: "The immortal master said, your identity..."

Chu Tianshu also felt that this title was a bit irritating, so he answered Xie Kun's question while laughing.

What Xie's family said is correct, Chu Tianshu's body does have a background.Her mother is considered a Han family clan-similar to Liu Bei's.That is, the name can be found in the genealogy, but it is already not much different from the common people, without any political influence and special features.

The Chu family was a small noble family in Mianchi, and the mother of this body married into it, and died a few years after giving birth to her.

His father Chu Feng was an official in Luoyang, and his brother Chu Ben was studying in Taixue.Just when Dong Zhuo usurped power and purged officials who did not support him, Chu Feng was among those purged.Before Chu Feng died, someone sent a message back to his hometown in Mianchi, asking the old housekeeper to take his only two daughters to Chenliu to join the Wei family.

Because Chu Tianshu's body was engaged to a son of the Wei family.

As a result, when passing by Yongning, he encountered thieves, and the guards were killed and injured. Those thieves were still trying to misbehave, and the original owner committed suicide in anger. Xie Kun, the original owner of the body, rushed to him, hugged her, and immediately captured her heart...

"Liu Bei can be regarded as the uncle of the emperor. In terms of seniority, I can also be regarded as the cousin of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty. You can raise your troops in the righteousness of revitalizing the Han Dynasty under the banner of 'imperial uncle'."

Why is there another word!The emperor's uncle is weird, return the emperor's uncle!

Hearing Xie Kun's muttering, Chu Tianshu laughed again: "Don't worry, as long as you have territorial power, the emperor will never call you 'cousin uncle', but will only call you 'uncle' affectionately!"

All right, all right, it doesn't matter whether you look like uncle or not, as long as you have a name.But before that, Xie Kun felt that the family affairs should be settled.

He went out for a day, and when he came back at night, he brought back a bamboo slip, which turned out to be a letter of appointment from the county magistrate himself, appointing Xie Kun as the head of Xiluo Pavilion in Yongning County.

Xie Ting looked at his youngest son with shocked eyes.Although the head of the pavilion is the lowest official, he has already joined the ranks of officials. The youngest son usually does not do business and has never said that he wants to be an official. Why did he get a letter of appointment from the head of the pavilion today without saying a word?At the beginning, it was hard for him to get this opportunity until he was in his 30s. Why did he just reach out to his youngest son?

"The county lord has already issued an appointment, and he will take office two days later." The original owner has connections, but he only wants to make some gray income, and being in awe of the village is enough.It was different when Xie Kun came. He ran out, took money, bought wine and invited a few people to dinner, and then got on the line. A small kiosk leader, he didn't need to bother to get it.

"Let Ah Chu pack your bags for you." Du Shi was full of surprises. When Xie Ting was the head of the pavilion, the family had a lot of benefits. The dozens of acres of land were saved at that time, "Oh, I knew I should give it to you. Made some winter coats."

All the money in the family has been spent on the marriages of the three sons, and now it is difficult to make a few new winter clothes.

"No need." Xie Kun didn't focus here, "Then tomorrow, the boy will take Ah Chu to take office."

Xiluo Pavilion is more than 40 miles away from Yishui Village where Xie's family lives.They can notify each other when there is something to do, and they don't need Chu Tianshu to waste time at home fighting with a few women.Just right.

"Isn't it appropriate to bring family members?" Du frowned, not to mention that Ah Chu didn't look like he could serve others at all, so if she was asked to follow her, would it be Saburo serving her or she serving Saburo?

"The bride should serve her uncle at home." Xie Ming sat on the side and listened for a long time, then interrupted with a straight face, "If there is no one for Sanlang, why not buy a capable concubine to go with him."

The author has something to say: I am not very familiar with the situation of the Three Kingdoms. Although I have found some information, it takes time to sort it out.If there are any bugs, please forgive me.The data comes from Baidu, and the historical data comes from Mr. Lu Simian's "Historical History of the Three Kingdoms".The author writes indiscriminately, and you will make up for it.

There are not enough three chapters at six o'clock, so two chapters will be released first, and there will be one more chapter later.