[Comprehensive Mythology] The daily life of raising children

Shaohe made a formation for the colorful stones and placed them in the backyard. After staying on Buzhou Mountain for more than 600 years, he heard that the Heavenly Court had chosen the Emperor of Heaven.

However, in order to avoid the dissatisfaction of the Yaozu, the Heavenly Emperor was changed to the Jade Emperor.

In the past few hundred years, many human races have ascended, and even some monster races have returned to the heavenly court.

As a result, the Heavenly Court is now full of people, but there is no leader.

No one in the heaven is convinced, so what if you ascended before me?Not as powerful as me!Those with deep seniority and high mana even disdain the position of Jade Emperor. After all, he has to go to court and appease the gods. Who doesn't find it annoying?

So these gods decided to randomly find an ordinary person who had never practiced in the world, feed Lao Tzu's golden elixir and force them to ascend.

At the beginning, the list of gods did not recognize the Jade Emperor who was praised by the gods, so there was no movement.

The name of the person who ascended to Jade Emperor was Zhang Bairen, and he truly lived up to his name. The few hundred years he was the Jade Emperor here were even more annoying than when he was a small official in the world.

But what else can he do besides endure?He ascended together with his wife and seven daughters. Although he and his wife are respected as the Queen Mother of the Jade Emperor, but because of their low cultivation, they are in the court except "Ai Qing said yes", "Ai Qing is right" Other than that, there is nothing else to say.

The seven daughters became Fairy Sihong, Her Royal Highness Princess of Heaven.

Although the queen mother has a strong character, she will restrain her temper because of her current status, and become a gentle and pure empress that all the gods in heaven will praise.

And the Jade Emperor gave full play to his name, forbearance!If you can't bear it a little, you can make a big mess, and you can't bear it!After staying in this position conscientiously for more than 600 years, he was finally recognized by the list of gods.

The list of gods was secretly kneaded by Tiandao into the rules of heaven and nailed into the heavenly court, so that the gods in the heavenly court knew the rules of heaven.

As for where did the rules come from?Thanks to Fairyland Avenue for your kind offer.

However, whether in the fairy world or in the prehistoric world, there is one thing in common, that man and god cannot fall in love.Because that really didn't end well, except for the natural gods who have a god position, other gods are all formed through cultivation.

And if humans and gods fall in love, as gods, they definitely hope that their lovers can be with them forever, then the problem arises, the human race has a short lifespan.The golden elixir of turning people into gods is only three after Lao Tzu refined it for 5 years.

Who would have given such a precious thing if Hongjun hadn't informed it in advance?

However, there are still gods who know the harshness of the heavenly rules and want to offend, and Yunhua Fairy Yaoji is one of them.

After staying in the sky for a long time, she looked at the scenery in the world obsessively, yearning for it, so she took advantage of this great gift to avoid the heavenly soldiers and generals at the Nantian Gate and went to the world.

As the younger sister of the Jade Emperor, Yao Ji, the eldest princess of the Heavenly Court, was not there at the ceremony, which made the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother very puzzled, and they quietly sent someone to invite them, only to find that she was no longer in the Heavenly Court, and the couple looked at each other Swipe down the heavenly official, and cover up the matter by coincidence.

And here, Yao Ji came to the world and turned into an ordinary woman. Behind her, the scholar in a long gown was stunned, "Fairy, fairy?"

Yao Ji heard the sound and turned around to look, the two looked at each other, as if they had been looking at each other for thousands of years.

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Peach blossoms are flying on Buzhou Mountain, and the breeze is blowing.

Shaohe and Hongjun sat under the peach tree to play chess. She dropped the black chess piece in her hand, looked at Hongjun who was opposite her and smiled softly, "Oh, Xiaohong, you lost this time~"

"What should I say, the emperor will be crowned within a thousand years?" Shaohe was so proud, it was rare to beat him in the deduction.

Hongjun, who released the water quietly, held the white jade chess piece and landed it, sealing off her retreat, "But I won this game."

Shaohe's eyes fell on the chessboard and found that his black chess was surrounded to death. He pushed his hand in a rogue manner, disrupted the chess game, hooked his hair behind his ears, got up pretending to be nonchalant, walked to the side hanging Beside the branch of the peach tree.

Immediately afterwards, she rolled her eyes, "We gave a gift to the previous Emperor of Heaven, why not give a gift to this Jade Emperor?"

After all, when Sanqing came to inform them, he also prepared a gift and sent it to them. Xiao Tongtian said that the Jade Emperor might be an acquaintance.She squinted her eyes and smiled with interest.

Hongjun broke off a peach branch and put it in a jade box, "This is my gift." He moved his fingers, and saw the jade box turned into a ray of blue light and caught up with Sanqing and landed on Yuan Yuan's hand. Looking at the familiar prohibition above, he raised his eyebrows, "Teacher's gift."

Lao Tzu and Chang Xi stood side by side on a cloud and ignored him, but Tong Tian was very interested to know what it was, "What is it?"

"There is a restriction and I can't see it."

Tong Tian curled his lips, "The teacher is so mysterious... Eh? Is this my aunt's?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a red ball appearing on his hand, and a faint golden aura floating around looked very mysterious. Although he couldn't see what was inside, he could clearly feel that it was a powerful magic weapon. Tong Tian tilted his head, why does this thing look so familiar?

With a flash of inspiration, he suddenly realized, "This can't be a small palace, can it?"

Yuan Yuan next to him twitched his lips when he heard this, and he didn't know what strange hobbies my aunt had. She especially liked giving palaces to people. They also received palaces when they established the Sanqing sect last time, and now they have become Sanqing Palaces. , This time it was also a palace for the Jade Emperor.

Of course, what was given to the Jade Emperor was not only the palace, but it could also be thrown out as a magic weapon to hit people. It was also because Shaohe used a lotus mirror to add a little magic power, and it could also transform into various magic weapons lower in level than it.

Of course, the current Sanqing didn't know about it, neither did the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother for the time being, until one day when they suddenly discovered that there was still the power of illusion, this palace came in handy.

Not long after Sanqing and Chang Xi walked on the clouds, the four of them arrived at the Heavenly Court and were respectfully invited in outside the Nantian Gate.

"This heaven is different from before..." Chang Xi looked at the familiar and unfamiliar scene, and felt emotional. The original Lich War destroyed too much, not only the buildings but also the demon clan, and There are...her friends.

Lao Tzu stretched out his hand to gently hold her, his eyes comforting.

The corner of Chang Xi's mouth curved slightly, "No problem, let's go."

Not on the mountain---

When the bored Shaohe was about to drag Hongjun to the world to play, he saw Nuwa dragging a boy in her hand and came back angrily. They just met at the door.

"Mother, teacher... where are you going?" Nu Wa barely resisted the urge to beat up the little kid in her hand, and said as casually as possible.

Hongjun looked at the veil covering her face, and was a little puzzled, "What's wrong with you?"

Nuwa chuckled, and she got angry when she mentioned this. The beads she bought in the demon world back then had grown up with spiritual knowledge, and the white and tender young boy is handsome and cute, and the devil sees the devil's love, but it is also because of the reason why he became a human in the demon world , he is warlike, quick-tempered, and has a bad temper.

In addition, he is still her boy, with a high status in the demon world, and every demon coaxes him to worship him as a little ancestor, so that he is becoming more and more lawless. This time, Nuwa really got angry.

Who is he to offend, but Shao Gong?ah?Now it's all right, from a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old to a child of seven or eight years old, right?Have fun!

She looked at Ling Zhuzi, who was shaking his arms indifferently to greet Shaohe with a smile on his face, and his hands trembled angrily. It's fine for him to suffer, but he still cheated on her?Thinking of the pimples that suddenly appeared on her face in the past few days, she wanted to beat this brat!

Nuwa took a deep breath to adjust her mentality, and gritted her teeth with a fake smile, "I brought this child back to look for Brother Lao Tzu, but I couldn't find him. I thought he came to Buzhou Mountain."

Shaohe reached out to take the child who had been begging to be hugged in her hand, with a soft smile on her face, she stretched out her hand and pinched the face of the cute boy in her arms, "I went to the heavenly court to participate in the big ceremony, what happened? ? Why are you wearing a veil?"

Nu Wa took off the veil, revealing the pimples on her face, Shao He was stunned, "Are you... being punished by Shao Gong?" Isn't Shao Gong always tolerant of her?Only for Fuxi... After all, in his cognition, Nuwa gave him his first life so that he met the master, and the master gave him the second life so that he had freedom.

From this point of view, it is obvious that Nuwa has a very high status.

How did this get pranked?

"Ling Zhuzi gave me the jelly beans that Shao Gong coaxed him, and then I will suffer." Nuwa stared expressionlessly at the guilty boy who was buried in her arms.

Shao He twitched the corners of his mouth, "How did he provoke Shao Gong?"

Nuwa laughed again, "He ran into Shaogong Dan's room and had a fight with Shao Gong, and blew up the furnace of Shao Gong Dan, and he was scared to cry, so Shao Gong took these jelly beans and gave them to him. he."

Turning over her palm, she revealed colorful jelly beans, which looked round and cute, and quite appetizing.

When Shaohe saw this familiar thing, he suddenly remembered what Shaogong had said to her. At that time, Shaogong held up the glass bottle and shook the colored jelly beans in the bottle to her, smiling softly, "Master, the jelly beans inside are every Each one has a different effect, if you only eat one, the effect of the previous one will never be canceled out, even a saint is no exception, master, do you want to try it?"

As he spoke, he picked up the jade bottle next to him, and poured out a white ball covered with delicate patterns, "I won't be free until I eat this antidote."

The drug tester Shaohe twitched the corners of his mouth, "Is Changqin okay?"

Shaogong raised his eyebrows, "Master, what do you say, Changqin is naturally very good." It's just that he is still sleeping, he smiles softly and cutely, and when he wakes up, he has to go to the devil world to hide.

Shaohe, who remembered what it was, couldn't help but sighed. Nuwa was really screwed this time, and it was obvious that Shaogong didn't give the antidote.

With a flick of her wrist, she took out a jade bottle from the bracelet. This was the antidote she had left over from before. Cough, of course it wasn't the medicine she tried at the time. How tragic the scream was, anyway, Hongjun saw it with his own eyes.

Shaohe handed the antidote to Nuwa and comforted him gently, "This is the antidote, you will be fine after taking it."

"This kid..."

Nüwa pinched the jade bottle and tilted her head and smiled, "I plan to let him go to reincarnation, and when he comes back, I'll see how he behaves!"

Lingzhuzi was stunned when she heard this, and tugged on Shaohe's sleeve wanting to cry without tears, begging for help with teary eyes.

Shaohe moved his lips, and Nuwa decisively changed him back to his original form and threw him into the reincarnation pool in the Underworld, "See you in a hundred years."

Pingxin in the Netherworld felt a trace of Nuwa's breath and found the Lingzhu, squinted his eyes and moved a little.

But don't blame her.