[Comprehensive Mythology] The daily life of raising children

After tidying up Buzhou Mountain, Shaohe carried Sun Dahou in his hand, followed by Zhunti back to the world.

In the courtyard of the human world, many people came during this period, Yuan Yuan who brought his disciples down to earth, and Tong Tian who dragged a group of disciples out, the courtyard was much more lively than the coldness on Buzhou Mountain.

However, seeing so many people in the courtyard now, Hongjun, who likes to be quiet, held back his irritable veins, and looked at Shaohe who was teasing Sun Dahou, feeling a little helpless, "Shaohe, you are going back to Buzhou Mountain to bring these skinny children Did you come here?"

"You've wronged me, obviously they came here by themselves~" Shaohe who sent the message quietly said nonsense without changing his face, Zhunti moved his lips to say something, but finally shut up obediently.

Hongjun twitched the corners of his lips, ghosts believe you? "By the way, the people outside have been saying that Chentangguan Li Shoujiang is pregnant with a monster at home, do you know?"

Shaohe rolled his eyes, "I know, I was also thinking about what it was, but you said it, it must not be some evildoer, right? Who is it? Could it be that some junior has come down to earth?"

His eyes fell in the direction of Chentangguan in the distance, "It's the reincarnation of the Lingzhu."

"Well, is that little boy from Nuwa?" Hearing what he said, she immediately realized what happened before, "Then how do you say it's a monster?"

Hongjun pinched his fingers and made the calculations, "It's nothing more than pestering seniors, it's okay; Yuanyuan, you come here."

Yuanyuan, who was laughed at by Tongtian, heard the teacher's summons, and stared at Tongtian, "Wait for me to come back to deal with you."

Tong Tian waved his hand nonchalantly, and smiled and moved to Shaohe's side, "Auntie, what do you think the teacher called Second Brother?"

Shaohe squeezed his face, picked up Sun Dahou and put him in his arms to smooth his hair, "It should be about the Lingzhu."

The dignified Nuwa boy, who went down to earth and became a monster, seems to be a matter of the underworld, but who knows if this is destined?Maybe this is a coincidence, and it happened to be a catastrophe.

My deduction isn’t that bad anymore~ I secretly gave myself a thumbs up, and when I saw the suddenly enlightened Tong Tianhou next to me, I rubbed Sun Dahou helplessly in my arms, why are these people so good at deduction? ..Just a little mention.

Sun Dahou in her arms was a little dazed by this rubbing, the hair on his head was messed up, and his big watery eyes looked innocently at Tongtian who was staring at him.

Tong Tian, ​​who was so cute, stretched out his hand to poke the red hair between his eyebrows. He has golden fur all over, only the hair between his eyebrows is red, and he looks very beautiful.

Sun Dahou obediently let him poke it, pinching Shaohe's sleeve with his little hand, his clever eyes turned to look at the pastries next to him, Tong Tian was suddenly blessed, and smiled strangely, "Do you want to eat, big monkey?"

Everyone who heard this sentence fell on Sun Dahou. The atmosphere in the courtyard was very quiet for a while. Shocked, admiring and grateful, all kinds of eyes intersected, and Sun Dahou felt cold behind him.

Before Shaohe looked at them, he quickly withdrew his gaze. In the restored lively courtyard, many disciples were not consciously paying attention to the situation there.

After all, it's not that the Sanqing Palace has not received pastries from Empress Shuihua in recent years. It is said that they all made them herself. At that time, this pastry became a reward for the competition in the Sanqing Palace.

It is said that Senior Brother Duobao, who was supposed to be No.1 at the time, knew that the reward was the pastry made by Empress Shuihua, so he deliberately pretended to have a sprained ankle and lost to Senior Brother Guangchengzi, which became a great miracle at the time.

Guang Chengzi, who got the reward pastry, understood why. Anyway, he and Duobao have been very at odds since that incident.

As a result, the "Shuihua Palace Pastry", which occupies an important position in this matter, has become a big secret in Sanqing Palace.

Until later, Shaohe knew that the disciples of Sanqing Palace were very curious about the pastries she made, so when he was in a good mood, he made a few more boxes of pastries for Sanqing and the others to distribute to those disciples. Divided out, there is nothing left for myself.

The Sanqing Palace disciples also understood why Senior Brother Duobao and Senior Brother Guangchengzi were at odds.

It just so happened that the disciples who came to the world were all disciples who had eaten cakes. Seeing such a little monkey who is not afraid of death and wanting to eat cakes, they were all in the state of watching a play. ?

Tong Tian also came to his senses at this time, and looked at Sun Dahou worriedly, this was done by his aunt...

Sun Dahou was completely unaware of the worries of those adults. He held the plate in his arms, looked at the crystal and lovely pastries on the plate, and stuffed the pastries into his mouth.

...? ? ? ! ! !

The sweet and bitter taste spread in his mouth, he swallowed it with difficulty, and let go of the hand holding the plate, Tong Tian quickly caught the plate and saved those poor pastries.

As for Sun Dahou?He had already buried himself in Shaohe's arms sobbing, he didn't want to look up at those pastries anymore.

Shaohe patted him, "Big Monkey, what's wrong? Don't these pastries suit your taste?"

"...It's so delicious QAQ! Madam, help me!" Sun Dahou didn't notice the sudden silence of the courtyard, he was really wronged, he had never eaten such a bad food since he was born, after all I usually eat flat peaches, yellow plums and so on. This pastry looks so delicious, how can it be so scary in the mouth?

Shaohe: ...

Her hand that was comforting Sun Dahou suddenly stopped, and she looked down at the little monkey in her arms who was pinching her sleeve and whimpering aggrievedly, not knowing what to say.

Angry and distressed.

Is what she cooks so bad?Xiaohong said it was delicious!

Shaohe glanced at the group of admiring disciples around her, and hesitantly stretched out her hand to twist a pastry and put it in her mouth. The strange taste made her frown.

Tong Tian, ​​who didn't have time to stop him, stood there sluggishly, feeling that the wind in this world was blowing him cool.

Hongjun, who was talking to Yuan Yuan, also stopped, looking at Shaohe who was frowning, his heart that had been calm for tens of thousands of years suddenly jumped, after all, he was also one of the nonsense.

"Shaohe..."

"It's really so unpalatable..." Shaohe looked at the bitten duck-shaped pastry, feeling a little downcast, "Have you been coaxing me for tens of thousands of years?"

Hongjun pursed his lips slightly, took half of the pastry in her hand and ate it, endured the taste in his mouth and said without changing his face, "Of course I'm not coaxing you, I just think it's delicious,"

Everyone: ... Daozu, you are really good at talking.

Of course my sister wants to be pampered by herself.

Shaohe glanced at his face, which was as calm as ever, but if you looked closely, you would find that his face was a little redder than usual, and she couldn't help poking him with her hand, "Stop talking, now I'm a If you know why you haven’t worn clothes for so many years, you really can bear it.”

Zhunti next to him finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the empress was not angry, this little disciple would really dig a hole for himself...

He sighed deeply, feeling that the task of taking Sun Dahou was a long way to go.

Jieying next to him patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and Kong Xuan also felt a little sympathetic to his master, how pitiful the master is for being so naughty.

Suddenly he thought how about going out to play more when he was in the world these days?I heard that Garuda is about to descend to the mortal world soon, so I will take him to the mortal world for a while.

Hongjun lifted Sun Dahou in Shaohe's arms and threw it to Zhunti, and he just smiled slightly at Shaohe's words, skipped the topic of cakes, and said slowly, "Just now I told Yuanyuan about the Lingzhu in Chentangguan. The reincarnation is related to his Yuqing lineage, let him watch carefully, Tianting seems to have made some moves recently, don't you worry about Yaoji and the others?"

Shaohe saw that he changed the subject, and Tongtian stuffed the cakes around him to Sanxiao and Zhao Gongming, he curled his lips helplessly and let them go, "Yao Ji has my spiritual protection, and I will protect her when her life is in danger. I went to see it. As for the others, let’s treat it as a calamity.”

What's more, as the eldest princess of the Heavenly Court, no matter how much she suffers, she still has the dignity she should have.

Shaohe didn't worry much about Yao Ji, although she saw that her fate had a bad omen, but her two children had auspicious omens, so they should be able to turn the bad luck into good luck.

What's more, I don't know her well because I don't know her very well, and I can only leave my spiritual knowledge because of the child in her arms and the similar feelings to Hongluan Xingjun.

"Xiaohong, let's spend more time in the world." After Tongtian and Yuanyuan brought their disciples back to Kunlun Mountain, Shaohe suddenly said this to Hongjun.

"It's too boring to stay in one place all the time, let's go to other places to have fun."

"It should be you." Hongjun nodded casually, it's the same wherever he goes to play.

Although he was slapped in the face later.

Zhunti stayed to take care of Sun Dahou, and took him back to the west guard, Kong Xuan went to pick up Jialouluo, and the courtyard gradually became quiet.

Three years later---

As soon as Shaohe and the others came back from Penglai, they saw the real Taiyi standing in the courtyard for many years. Shaohe raised his eyebrows, "Little Taiyi? Why are you here?"

Still a teenager, Taiyi Daoist approached her with a smile, "I was ordered by my master to go down the mountain to recruit disciples, and my master told me to come and find Master Daozu."

Shaohe patted his head, "It's hard work, little Taiyi, are you going down the mountain this time just to accept disciples? Why don't you stay a little longer, and I'll show you around the capital."

Taiyi was a little hesitant, but thinking about going back to participate in the competition, he remembered Brother Duobao's perverted smile, and he shivered, "I can't do it, I have to go back to the competition..." He really didn't want to be beaten by Duobao. Brother looked at and closed the little black room.

Shaohe remembered that when she went to Sanqing Palace, she watched these disciples form teams in twos and threes for comparison, and those who lost would be imprisoned in the small black room she once made for Guan Tongtian. Looking at the baby's fat little face, "Alright then, be careful when you go back."

Seeing Hongjun approaching, Shaohe relievedly handed him over to Hongjun, turned and went back to the room.

Sun Dahou sat on the soft couch in Shaohe's room. He had a delicate and lovely face after cultivating human nature, and he looked like a six or seven-year-old child sitting there obediently waiting for her to come back.

As soon as Shaohe opened the door, he saw such a cute little guy sitting there, and chuckled, "How long have you been waiting?"

Sun Dahou nervously pinched the little flower in his sleeve that had been carefully selected for a long time, and pretended not to care, and said, "I haven't waited long, here, I just picked this in the forest, does it look good?"

Shaohe looked at the little flower in his hand, the petals still had a faint aura, presumably he carefully cared for it with aura to prevent it from leaving the soil and dying.

The flowers are exquisite and beautiful, the purple petals are enchanting and gorgeous, and Shaohe's fingers lightly brushed the somewhat wilting little flowers and instantly revived their vitality.

"It's very beautiful, the big monkey has really good eyesight."

After so many years, Shaohe's belated guilt finally played a role. This name is indeed not very good, but she couldn't think of any good name, so she could only pat his head pitifully, "Tomorrow We are going to play at Chentangguan, are you going?"

Sun Dahou, who had been imprisoned for a long time, jumped up happily and hugged her waist, "Really, Ma'am? Can I go out and play?"

Wow~ Sun Dahou happily ran around the room, turned into a teacup bouncing on the table for a while, and turned into a painting floating around for a while, and the room was bumped into more and more chaotic by him.

Shaohe held back the blue veins on his head that were about to twitch, gritted his teeth and slammed the door and walked out, "Sun Dahou! Clean up the room for me! Otherwise, you won't even think about going out tomorrow!"

Sun Dahou watched in bewilderment as the door was closed in front of him, and with a loud noise, he rubbed his bun face fiercely, and went back to tidy up the room bitterly.

"Is this pen put here...?"

"Ah! This cup is broken, it should be repaired with this method.. Oh, why is it gone? Hmm... eh? It's fixed! I'm really amazing!"

Listening to the childish soliloquies from time to time in the room, Shaohe withdrew the hand that cast the spell to repair the teacup just now, and murmured in a low voice, "This brat... I don't know when I can restrain myself a little bit."

Suddenly, Shaohe looked at the golden feather flying towards her, stretched out his fingers to pinch it, and the golden feather turned into streamer and floated in mid-air with a few lines of words. After reading it, she pondered slightly, then turned and walked towards Hongjun's room.

At the same time, Hongjun also received the feather.

The room was pushed open, and the expected person walked in, Hongjun raised his head slightly, "Going?"

"Go ahead, I promised the monkey that I would take him out to play, and I happened to take him to the Peach Banquet in Heaven. It just so happens that he also likes to eat peaches, so I can kill two birds with one stone."

After all, Heavenly Court is the new lord, and Sanqing will also go there at that time, just in time to bring along the presents that are going to be given to them recently.

"Luo Hu must be in a panic when he comes out of the small black room. You can take him with you. I won't go if I have something important to do." Hongjun lowered his eyes and said softly. He already had a vague feeling of breaking through the space. He was very curious about the other worlds that Shaohe said, and he was also curious about Shaohe's original world. According to her, it was a mature and developed world, and what technology was there.

Hongjun couldn't help laughing, he was really curious.

Seeing his appearance, Shaohe could not know why he was retreating, shrugged his shoulders, and gently fanned his round fan to the back of the screen, "Okay."

Luo Hu, who was knocked out inexplicably, stabilized his figure with some helplessness, "Xiao Hehe, I haven't seen you for many years and you are still so...glorious." Seeing that her expression was wrong, he cleverly changed the word.

"You must bring me for the peach feast~ I have been imprisoned in that dark and dark room for thousands of years, and I have suffered all kinds of torture and grievances. If you don't give me the opportunity to watch the show this time , I'll just, I'll show you!" Luo Hu shyly covered his face in the little girl's pose that he didn't know where he learned, and his other hand was still around Shaohe's waist. nondescript.

As the protagonist in the painting, Shaohe's face became more and more rigid, and he covered his face with a round fan in disgust, and stretched out his other hand to push the person aside, "Come on, I didn't say I won't take you, you It looks very scary."

"What have you experienced in the small black room? It looks weird." Shaohe turned around to avoid his hand that was unwilling to reach out and wanted to hug her, and walked to the chair opposite Hongjun to sit Down.

Luo Hu couldn't help but rolled his eyes when he heard her words, "You set up this little dark room, don't you know what I went through?"

Thinking of those thousands of years of experience, Luo Hu couldn't help but blacken his face. In those dreams, he was a mortal, but with his own talent, he would always be the favored one of heaven, but no matter which world he was in, he would be rejected. A person inferior to him was defeated, which made him extremely irritable.

But when he died, his memory recovered, and then he would kill that person with his last breath.

For thousands of years, it has been like this in the seven dreams, which made him feel bad.

Shaohe opened her eyes with a guilty conscience, she really didn't know, it was some kind of collection of novels that Da Dao's father gave her, when she pinched the small black room, she went in softly, there were nearly a thousand novels, how could she know that Luo Hu had experienced something happened.

But ok.. she glanced at his expression, not very good..

It seemed that the novel worlds he had experienced were not good things anymore. She had a rare outburst of compassion and poured him a glass of water, "I don't know, why don't you tell me and I'll listen?"

"Maybe I'll know then~" I can even listen to some gossip and taunt him, hahaha~

Holding the cup, Luo Hu glanced at the smiling Shaohe with a half-smile, his deep red eyes slightly bent, and boldly stretched out his hand to pinch her face, "You really think I don't know what you're thinking Huh? Want to have fun with me? Huh?"

Shaohe shook his head guilty, and after feeling the touch on his face, he slapped his hand off, "You haven't been beaten for a long time, right?"

Luo Hu didn't know what to think of, his face was unnatural for a moment, he coughed and turned his head, "I haven't seen you for so many years, how boring it is to fight every time we meet, why don't you tell me what good things I have missed?"

Hearing what he said, Shaohe thought of something, "When you said that, I remembered something. I heard that Chang Xi heard something when he returned to the Heavenly Court last time. There are only seven princesses left in the Heavenly Court. The next six are down, and the youngest princess has gone somewhere, so now the six princesses are missing one person for the blessing dance at the Peach Banquet, and I don't know who to find to replace them."

When Shaohe heard about this for the first time, he immediately thought of Yao Ji, the eldest princess of the Heavenly Court who was also missing before the Heavenly Court Ceremony, and finally knew that Fairy Yunhua had descended to the mortal world, and married a mortal and had children. A girl lives happily.

Then the Seventh Princess...has she also descended to earth?

"Speaking of the disappearance of the princess at the Pantao Banquet, I also remembered that the eldest princess, who was also missing at such a grand ceremony, is the younger sister of the Jade Emperor. I don't know if the two of them will meet."

It seems that Shaohe really has some talent for prophecy. Princess Qi, who went down to play, really met her aunt whom she hadn't seen for a long time. Pa carefully wiped the sweat from the forehead of the little daughter he was holding.

Looking up, she also saw the familiar girl not far away, and she froze for a moment.

Yao Ji lowered her eyes to cover her complicated thoughts, walked up to Xiao Qi, and smiled softly, "Xiao Qi, long time no see."

Xiao Qi bit off a hawthorn with a click, and swallowed it after a few bites. Looking at the changed Aunt Yao Ji in front of her, she felt a little trembling in her heart. You must know that Aunt Yao Ji had never been so gentle before. It's not a Yunhua fairy but the goddess Yaoji. Aunt Yaoji, who is good at fighting and in charge of desire, has always been heroic and heroic. How can she look like this gentle and amiable appearance now.

No wonder Xiao Qi was a little surprised.

Seeing her aunt looking at her tenderly and still waiting for her reply, Xiao Qi hurriedly saluted, "I've met my aunt..."

Yao Ji reached out her hand to stop her movement, "Don't be so oblivious, you must not be used to this place for the first time, right? Come to my house and sit down, I will show you to meet your cousins."

Xiao Qi nodded obediently, and saw the cute Yuxue girl next to her looking at her, she smiled and took out a pearl from her waist purse and handed it to her, "Do you like it?"

The little girl subconsciously raised her head to look at Yao Ji, and after seeing her nod, she took the pearl and gave it a sweet smile, "Thank you, Chan'er, Cousin Xiao Qi."

The clever little Yang Chan heard her calling her mother and aunt just now, and it must be the liveliest little seven cousin among the seven cousins ​​that her mother mentioned every day.

"Chan'er is so cute~" Xiao Qi was delighted to be called by this baby-sounding cousin. On the way to Yao Ji's house, she kept buying some small gifts for Xiao Yang Chan, and by the way, she also gave gifts to two people who had never met before. My cousin and uncle also bought presents.

After returning home, Yang Tianyou was a little surprised to see his wife brought a strange girl back, "My lady, this is..."

"Husband, this is Xiao Qi." Yao Ji held Xiao Qi in one hand and Xiao Yang Chan in the other, with a smile on her face.

Yang Tianyou instantly understood, it turned out that this was Princess Xiao Qi who had a very good relationship with the lady, "Hi Xiao Qi, come and sit, Da Lang, go and pour Xiao Qi a glass of water, and Er Lang go get some food. "

After several people were seated, Xiaoqi served tea to formally greet her.

"Xiao Qi met my uncle and my two cousins." Xiao Qi took out the presents he bought on the way one by one.

Yang Tianyou quickly refused, "If you can't do it, why don't you accept it when you come to our house for the first time."

Yao Ji patted him, "Accept it, it's hard to refuse Xiao Qi's kindness."

"How long will Xiao Qi stay here?" Yao Ji asked casually while pouring a cup of tea for her husband.

Xiao Qi didn't suspect anything, and obediently replied, "Stay longer, there are quite a lot of guests at home these days, and I felt bored so I came out to play."

Seeing that she was not here to catch her, Yao Ji was relieved, and the smile on her face became more sincere, "That's good, just wait a little longer so that Da Lang Erlang can take you out to visit Guanjiangkou."

Xiaoqi happily agreed.