[Entertainment circle] act too hastily
Chapter 133. Chapter 130
Only when they became parents did they know their parents' heart. Zheng Yunhao and Zheng Chuxuan knew that they would not accept it easily, but it was not up to them, anyway, they had to accept it obediently in the end.
After the Chinese New Year, Zheng Yunhao and Shen Changmin started their Japanese tour and have been busy in Japan all the time.One day at the end of February, I received a call from a stranger, saying that he was going to be a father.
"Hey?" Shen Changmin was stunned. He could understand these words separately, but why couldn't they understand them together?Immediately afterwards, he tried his best to hold back his laughter, and said to Zheng Yunhao while covering the phone, "Some idiot said that I am going to be a father. Is this trying to blackmail me?"
Zheng Yunhao's expression suddenly became very strange, he glanced at him and replied: "How do I know? Anyway, if you cheated in marriage, I will spit on you."
"..." Does this mean you don't believe him? !Depend on!Who do you think he is!Is he the kind of person who says "derailment in marriage" written on his face?
It's really boring to talk to this kind of person who will talk to death. Shen Changmin ignored him and let go of his hand and replied: "Sorry, I'm still a virgin, this child is definitely not mine. Don't call again, I I can’t even support myself, let alone my children.”
Puff hahahaha——
Who knew that Zheng Yunhao and the staff in the lounge were about to burst out laughing, this answer is really fucking amazing!
The funniest jokes of this year have been produced, enough to laugh until the end of the year (_)
A kind of person here was teased by Shen Changmin, holding his stomach and laughing, and the nurse girl on the other side didn't know how to answer it.Holding up the mobile phone and thinking for a while, I realized the problem, and quickly explained: "Excuse me, are you Mrs. Jiang Yuanjiang's husband?"
! ! !Shen Changmin's eyes widened, and he had a premonition that he was ashamed and swollen!Don't be what he thinks :-)
"I'm……"
"Your wife fainted on the set due to exhaustion. After our examination, she is six weeks pregnant. Is it convenient for you to come over now?"
faint!Shen Changmin didn't care whether to be ashamed or not, he walked up and down the house in a hurry, "I'm not in China now, how is my wife? What's the situation?"
what's the situation?Why did the painting style suddenly change!Just listening to these two sentences, everyone realized that something must have happened to Shen Changmin's wife, and when they thought about the joke about blackmailing people with pregnancy, most of them had already realized what was going on.This is about to have a baby~~ happy event, happy event~~
This is always the case when becoming a father for the first time, so everyone didn't care about Shen Changmin's anxiety. There are just a few situations, which are common in TV dramas.Zheng Yunhao had experienced it 800 years earlier, so he doesn't care much at the moment, what he cares more is that his little Gongju is smaller than Shen Changmin's family, and he thought that both children would be older than his family's.
After a while, the news that Shen Changmin was going to be a father had spread, and at this time, I was still on various phone calls, calling my parents and my father-in-law and mother-in-law one by one, apologizing by the way.His wife is not around, even if it is an unexpected situation, he can't blame him, but it is always right for him to take the initiative to admit his mistake at this moment, after all, pregnant women are big, and now there is an extra queen in the family!And as soon as his status fell to the end...
Jiang Yuan was taken to the hospital by ambulance and was photographed by fans on the set and posted on the Internet, but the reporter regretted it to death. After so many days of traffic jams, he didn’t get any footage, so let’s just forget about it. , What fate is this!Such a good material was ruined like this, I can only watch the bonus fly away~~
After contacting the agent, the S and M public relations department quickly issued an announcement explaining the situation.There is an unwritten rule in the entertainment circle that when it comes to pregnancy, there is no need to spend too much time explaining it. Usually, an announcement is made when the pregnancy is discovered, and then an announcement is made when the mother and child are safe after giving birth.So when the S and M announcements came out, all those who speculated about domestic violence with malicious intentions stopped. If you are pregnant, you can't talk about it anymore. This rule cannot be broken, otherwise it will be like offending the entire entertainment industry.After all, every family has to have a baby, and everyone will be scruples about the matter of children.
Although it was arranged for Shen's mother to rush to the hospital to take care of him, Shen Changmin was still worried.Instructed the agent to book the nearest flight back to Korea, confirmed her condition with her own eyes before rushing back to Japan.If he can stay, he will definitely stay, but there will be a concert the next day, and this concert is invested with his own money. If he doesn't go, he will not only break the trust of the fans, but the money will be wasted.I'm going to raise a baby soon, so I have to earn money for milk powder o(╯□╰)o
Fortunately, Jiang Yuan didn't have any serious problems. The doctor told him to take a good rest. Shen Changmin had a guilty conscience. When he got married, he agreed not to have children. Now that he won the lottery, he still can't stay by his side. Before leaving On her cheek, he flattered her: "My wife is obedient and rests well, my husband is going to earn money for the baby's milk powder~~"
Feel free to say it!Jiang Yuan pulled out the pillow behind his back and hit him on the face, "What are you waiting for!" The last thing I want to see is you  ̄へ ̄
So, the reason for rushing back to Japan is actually to avoid disasters. The queen didn’t want to see him, crying o(╥﹏╥)o The saddest thing was the attitude of his parents. Seeing him being treated like this, they didn’t say a word. Not only that, but Mama Shen He also helped push him out of the door, and said that he would not come back if he could not earn money for milk powder.
"..." So now he is just a tool to earn milk powder money o(╥﹏╥)o
It's no wonder that Shen's mother helped her daughter-in-law so much, the news really came at the right time.Grandma Shen has been in poor health since the beginning of the year. The doctor has said that every day counts as a day, and the family is very heavy because of this matter.And Grandma Shen knew that her body was like this, and recently she kept talking about not seeing her great-grandson, and she was unwilling to die.And this news is like a booster, it will definitely make Grandma Shen a lot happier. Shen Changmin is the eldest grandson, and also Grandma Shen's favorite grandson. At this time, making the old man happy is more important than anything else.To put it bluntly, even if the great-grandson is not born, there will be no regrets.
Back in Japan, Shen Changmin, who had calmed down, began to sneer in front of Zheng Yunhao, and deliberately said with emotion: "Hey Yigu, why are you and your sister-in-law trying to conceive a human being? We, who have taken measures, got pregnant first~~" Straightforwardly, Zheng Yunhao's ability is not as strong as his, but Zheng Yunhao is angry, men can't be questioned in this respect.
Zheng Yunhao's breathing stagnated for an instant, but he pretended to be calm, "The measure is not [-]%, Gun Gun was also pregnant like this all of a sudden, and it was three months before he knew about it."
In the war between men, Zheng Yunhao has never failed with his constant taunting for thousands of years.He became a father at the age of 18. Although it is very embarrassing to say it, it is amazing when you think about it!Having experienced pregnancy preparation and human creation, I know that all accidents are not easy.Back then he had to be said to be very strong (¬_¬)
Taking this as an issue again, Shen Changmin twitched his lips cryptically, and continued his efforts: "I prefer to be a daughter, so that Gun Gun will have a younger sister, brother, you can also relax. Brother, do you think what I said is right?"
Right ball!Zheng Yunhao wanted to swear, if he really wanted him to have a daughter, then what should Gun Gun think of him!After so many years of asking for things that have not been obtained, others can easily have them.Zheng Yunhao even doubted that for the sake of his younger sister, Gun Gun could accept half-parents o(╥﹏╥)o
"It's better for the first child to be a son, so that the elder brother can protect the younger sister. And if the younger sister pesters the elder brother, no one will steal his wife." Zheng Yunhao seemed to be kind enough to spread common sense to the novice father based on his experience, but what was he thinking in his heart? Then he himself knows best o(╯□╰)o
Shen Changmin thought it made sense, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.After thinking about it, I don't want to think about it, anyway, he loves his son and daughter, they are all his children~~
Just like what Zheng Yunhao expected, since Gun Gun learned that Shen Changmin might give birth to him a little sister, he was quite displeased with Zheng Yunhao, and this dislike continued until the program crew came to the house to film.It's still the same sentence, no matter how much you hate him and don't want to see him, it's still in your own home, and it's very protective of your father to flirt in front of outsiders!Even if this father can't give him a younger sister o(╥﹏╥)o
In March, Zheng Yunhao finally moved into a new home with his wife and children. Originally, he thought that living in the new house would make Gun Gun change his attitude towards him, but he forgot that the room opposite Gun Gun’s room was a room for his future sister and a small amusement park , so it made things worse...
So Zheng Yunhao thought about hugging a cute dog back to let Gun Gun calm down. Children like small animals, but Gun Gun is even more sad. Every day he hugs Doubi Xiao Er Ha and nests in Yunxuan's amusement park, so he can't come out. It makes him feel very strange, like dogs but is more indifferent to him?What about Sam?
In the end, Zheng Chuxuan gave him the answer, asking my sister to bring a dog back, meaning to let him stop thinking about my sister?Or are you treating the dog as your sister?Isn't this question redundant?
Hey, anyway, this is a sad story o(╯□╰)o
When the program crew went to the home to install camera equipment for the first time, they were really shocked by the home. They never thought that Zheng Yunhao had such financial resources.It is not the poor who can live alone in Seoul, not to mention the police and police who are responsible for security issues. If this is an apartment, it may be suspected that it is rented, but no one will rent this kind of house, even if they have a little brain. to doubt.
It’s really hard to judge by appearances. Seeing that he usually drove the old Audi for four laps, he really thought that he couldn’t make money like the outside world said. The three who had a falling out and left a while ago showed off their luxury cars on the Internet. Many people think that leaving S and M is the right choice, and they even say that the two remaining will regret it. These gossips spread quickly in places like TV stations, and everyone feels that maybe these two are really being squeezed. no money.
Now the uncle who installs the equipment just wants to bring those people to have a look. After reading it, is there any shame to say that they are poor? If they are poor, then what is rich!The son's bedroom and study are almost bigger than his home, and anyone who says S and M are harsh in the future will slap him in the face. If he can, he would like to kneel down and beg for harshness!
The author has something to say: Don’t be angry, my sister is here, but you don’t know it yet (¬_¬)
After the Chinese New Year, Zheng Yunhao and Shen Changmin started their Japanese tour and have been busy in Japan all the time.One day at the end of February, I received a call from a stranger, saying that he was going to be a father.
"Hey?" Shen Changmin was stunned. He could understand these words separately, but why couldn't they understand them together?Immediately afterwards, he tried his best to hold back his laughter, and said to Zheng Yunhao while covering the phone, "Some idiot said that I am going to be a father. Is this trying to blackmail me?"
Zheng Yunhao's expression suddenly became very strange, he glanced at him and replied: "How do I know? Anyway, if you cheated in marriage, I will spit on you."
"..." Does this mean you don't believe him? !Depend on!Who do you think he is!Is he the kind of person who says "derailment in marriage" written on his face?
It's really boring to talk to this kind of person who will talk to death. Shen Changmin ignored him and let go of his hand and replied: "Sorry, I'm still a virgin, this child is definitely not mine. Don't call again, I I can’t even support myself, let alone my children.”
Puff hahahaha——
Who knew that Zheng Yunhao and the staff in the lounge were about to burst out laughing, this answer is really fucking amazing!
The funniest jokes of this year have been produced, enough to laugh until the end of the year (_)
A kind of person here was teased by Shen Changmin, holding his stomach and laughing, and the nurse girl on the other side didn't know how to answer it.Holding up the mobile phone and thinking for a while, I realized the problem, and quickly explained: "Excuse me, are you Mrs. Jiang Yuanjiang's husband?"
! ! !Shen Changmin's eyes widened, and he had a premonition that he was ashamed and swollen!Don't be what he thinks :-)
"I'm……"
"Your wife fainted on the set due to exhaustion. After our examination, she is six weeks pregnant. Is it convenient for you to come over now?"
faint!Shen Changmin didn't care whether to be ashamed or not, he walked up and down the house in a hurry, "I'm not in China now, how is my wife? What's the situation?"
what's the situation?Why did the painting style suddenly change!Just listening to these two sentences, everyone realized that something must have happened to Shen Changmin's wife, and when they thought about the joke about blackmailing people with pregnancy, most of them had already realized what was going on.This is about to have a baby~~ happy event, happy event~~
This is always the case when becoming a father for the first time, so everyone didn't care about Shen Changmin's anxiety. There are just a few situations, which are common in TV dramas.Zheng Yunhao had experienced it 800 years earlier, so he doesn't care much at the moment, what he cares more is that his little Gongju is smaller than Shen Changmin's family, and he thought that both children would be older than his family's.
After a while, the news that Shen Changmin was going to be a father had spread, and at this time, I was still on various phone calls, calling my parents and my father-in-law and mother-in-law one by one, apologizing by the way.His wife is not around, even if it is an unexpected situation, he can't blame him, but it is always right for him to take the initiative to admit his mistake at this moment, after all, pregnant women are big, and now there is an extra queen in the family!And as soon as his status fell to the end...
Jiang Yuan was taken to the hospital by ambulance and was photographed by fans on the set and posted on the Internet, but the reporter regretted it to death. After so many days of traffic jams, he didn’t get any footage, so let’s just forget about it. , What fate is this!Such a good material was ruined like this, I can only watch the bonus fly away~~
After contacting the agent, the S and M public relations department quickly issued an announcement explaining the situation.There is an unwritten rule in the entertainment circle that when it comes to pregnancy, there is no need to spend too much time explaining it. Usually, an announcement is made when the pregnancy is discovered, and then an announcement is made when the mother and child are safe after giving birth.So when the S and M announcements came out, all those who speculated about domestic violence with malicious intentions stopped. If you are pregnant, you can't talk about it anymore. This rule cannot be broken, otherwise it will be like offending the entire entertainment industry.After all, every family has to have a baby, and everyone will be scruples about the matter of children.
Although it was arranged for Shen's mother to rush to the hospital to take care of him, Shen Changmin was still worried.Instructed the agent to book the nearest flight back to Korea, confirmed her condition with her own eyes before rushing back to Japan.If he can stay, he will definitely stay, but there will be a concert the next day, and this concert is invested with his own money. If he doesn't go, he will not only break the trust of the fans, but the money will be wasted.I'm going to raise a baby soon, so I have to earn money for milk powder o(╯□╰)o
Fortunately, Jiang Yuan didn't have any serious problems. The doctor told him to take a good rest. Shen Changmin had a guilty conscience. When he got married, he agreed not to have children. Now that he won the lottery, he still can't stay by his side. Before leaving On her cheek, he flattered her: "My wife is obedient and rests well, my husband is going to earn money for the baby's milk powder~~"
Feel free to say it!Jiang Yuan pulled out the pillow behind his back and hit him on the face, "What are you waiting for!" The last thing I want to see is you  ̄へ ̄
So, the reason for rushing back to Japan is actually to avoid disasters. The queen didn’t want to see him, crying o(╥﹏╥)o The saddest thing was the attitude of his parents. Seeing him being treated like this, they didn’t say a word. Not only that, but Mama Shen He also helped push him out of the door, and said that he would not come back if he could not earn money for milk powder.
"..." So now he is just a tool to earn milk powder money o(╥﹏╥)o
It's no wonder that Shen's mother helped her daughter-in-law so much, the news really came at the right time.Grandma Shen has been in poor health since the beginning of the year. The doctor has said that every day counts as a day, and the family is very heavy because of this matter.And Grandma Shen knew that her body was like this, and recently she kept talking about not seeing her great-grandson, and she was unwilling to die.And this news is like a booster, it will definitely make Grandma Shen a lot happier. Shen Changmin is the eldest grandson, and also Grandma Shen's favorite grandson. At this time, making the old man happy is more important than anything else.To put it bluntly, even if the great-grandson is not born, there will be no regrets.
Back in Japan, Shen Changmin, who had calmed down, began to sneer in front of Zheng Yunhao, and deliberately said with emotion: "Hey Yigu, why are you and your sister-in-law trying to conceive a human being? We, who have taken measures, got pregnant first~~" Straightforwardly, Zheng Yunhao's ability is not as strong as his, but Zheng Yunhao is angry, men can't be questioned in this respect.
Zheng Yunhao's breathing stagnated for an instant, but he pretended to be calm, "The measure is not [-]%, Gun Gun was also pregnant like this all of a sudden, and it was three months before he knew about it."
In the war between men, Zheng Yunhao has never failed with his constant taunting for thousands of years.He became a father at the age of 18. Although it is very embarrassing to say it, it is amazing when you think about it!Having experienced pregnancy preparation and human creation, I know that all accidents are not easy.Back then he had to be said to be very strong (¬_¬)
Taking this as an issue again, Shen Changmin twitched his lips cryptically, and continued his efforts: "I prefer to be a daughter, so that Gun Gun will have a younger sister, brother, you can also relax. Brother, do you think what I said is right?"
Right ball!Zheng Yunhao wanted to swear, if he really wanted him to have a daughter, then what should Gun Gun think of him!After so many years of asking for things that have not been obtained, others can easily have them.Zheng Yunhao even doubted that for the sake of his younger sister, Gun Gun could accept half-parents o(╥﹏╥)o
"It's better for the first child to be a son, so that the elder brother can protect the younger sister. And if the younger sister pesters the elder brother, no one will steal his wife." Zheng Yunhao seemed to be kind enough to spread common sense to the novice father based on his experience, but what was he thinking in his heart? Then he himself knows best o(╯□╰)o
Shen Changmin thought it made sense, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.After thinking about it, I don't want to think about it, anyway, he loves his son and daughter, they are all his children~~
Just like what Zheng Yunhao expected, since Gun Gun learned that Shen Changmin might give birth to him a little sister, he was quite displeased with Zheng Yunhao, and this dislike continued until the program crew came to the house to film.It's still the same sentence, no matter how much you hate him and don't want to see him, it's still in your own home, and it's very protective of your father to flirt in front of outsiders!Even if this father can't give him a younger sister o(╥﹏╥)o
In March, Zheng Yunhao finally moved into a new home with his wife and children. Originally, he thought that living in the new house would make Gun Gun change his attitude towards him, but he forgot that the room opposite Gun Gun’s room was a room for his future sister and a small amusement park , so it made things worse...
So Zheng Yunhao thought about hugging a cute dog back to let Gun Gun calm down. Children like small animals, but Gun Gun is even more sad. Every day he hugs Doubi Xiao Er Ha and nests in Yunxuan's amusement park, so he can't come out. It makes him feel very strange, like dogs but is more indifferent to him?What about Sam?
In the end, Zheng Chuxuan gave him the answer, asking my sister to bring a dog back, meaning to let him stop thinking about my sister?Or are you treating the dog as your sister?Isn't this question redundant?
Hey, anyway, this is a sad story o(╯□╰)o
When the program crew went to the home to install camera equipment for the first time, they were really shocked by the home. They never thought that Zheng Yunhao had such financial resources.It is not the poor who can live alone in Seoul, not to mention the police and police who are responsible for security issues. If this is an apartment, it may be suspected that it is rented, but no one will rent this kind of house, even if they have a little brain. to doubt.
It’s really hard to judge by appearances. Seeing that he usually drove the old Audi for four laps, he really thought that he couldn’t make money like the outside world said. The three who had a falling out and left a while ago showed off their luxury cars on the Internet. Many people think that leaving S and M is the right choice, and they even say that the two remaining will regret it. These gossips spread quickly in places like TV stations, and everyone feels that maybe these two are really being squeezed. no money.
Now the uncle who installs the equipment just wants to bring those people to have a look. After reading it, is there any shame to say that they are poor? If they are poor, then what is rich!The son's bedroom and study are almost bigger than his home, and anyone who says S and M are harsh in the future will slap him in the face. If he can, he would like to kneel down and beg for harshness!
The author has something to say: Don’t be angry, my sister is here, but you don’t know it yet (¬_¬)
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