[Entertainment circle] act too hastily

Zheng Yunhao looked at the room in front of him and felt like he was dreaming.He obviously served in the army and lived in a dormitory. It turned out that he was on the lower berth, and the one on the upper berth liked to fart so much, so he later changed to the upper berth.

But now he is in the room, which is still a room with traces of a woman's life. Women's clothes account for more than half of the closet, the dressing table in the corner is full of cosmetics, and a wedding photo is hung on the wall.

Look carefully, the male host seems to be very similar to him... To be precise, it is him.

He has taken wedding photos. In the variety show, although he deliberately chose the female partner with the best looks, he is not blind enough to compare that female partner with the one in this wedding photo. There is no comparison at all.

And a variety show is a variety show, and what is filmed is only the effect that the variety show wants.In the wedding photo in front of him, he smiled gently and looked at the bride in his arms affectionately. The bride was very beautiful with a sweet smile, and the relationship between the two was full of happiness.

Suddenly, Zheng Yunhao was very jealous of him in the wedding photo, is it really okay to be so happy?But after thinking about it, he felt extremely ridiculous. This was just a dream. Does having this kind of dream mean that he wants to get married?But... the premise of getting married is to have a partner, where did he find a partner:-(

Since it was a dream, Zheng Yunhao had nothing to worry about, he opened the door and went out for a casual stroll, it was like playing an adventure game.

Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a small single-family villa. The view from the floor-to-ceiling windows in the living room on the second floor is very good. When I walked to the stairs, I was pleasantly surprised to find a whole wall of photos. Zheng Yunhao was very interested, so he slowly looked at them one by one.The more he looked at it, the more he felt entangled. It was obviously just a dream, but when he saw these photos, he felt a little inexplicable.And there are a few photos that he is sure there are in reality, but like a dividing line, starting from a certain age, the latter photos are not in reality.

From the photos, he drew two conclusions. In the first dream, his father-in-law was a soldier, and his military rank turned out to be a general with stars.In the second dream, he has two children, a boy and a girl. The age difference between the two children is quite large, but the same thing is that they are both exquisite, the boy is handsome and the girl is beautiful.

Just as he was thinking, he felt that there was a pendant on his leg. Looking down, a girl carved in pink and jade was looking up at him. She was about three years old, and at the age of baby fat, she hugged his leg and screamed excitedly. Said: "Abba, hug~~"

Although I have already got the information from the photos, but I actually met it in person, and the feeling is different from looking at the photos.He liked children very much, now he saw a little girl who was very similar to himself, his heart was so soft that he reached out and picked up the little girl and kissed her.But I thought in my heart that I must give birth to such a lovely girl in the future *^o^*

The little girl was hugged limply in her arms, she tilted her head to look at him and asked, "Why didn't Dad change his clothes, my mother is going to get off work soon."

What is the inevitable connection between changing clothes and getting off work?My head was full of question marks but no one could answer. At this time, there was another voice from below. The little boy in the photo stood in the hall and looked at him unhappily and said, "Brother Yunhao, can you hurry up? Do you want my mother to be here alone?" The restaurant is waiting for us?"

Boys are just not cute!No, to be precise, he was a young boy, he looked to be eleven or twelve years old, he looked very similar to the woman in the photo, but he could be vaguely seen.So how old is he, and his son is that old!

"..." Zheng Yunhao was afraid of revealing his secrets when he spoke, so he didn't speak, nodded and went upstairs with the little girl in his arms.

If the daughter is the little lover of the father in the previous life, then the son is definitely the enemy in the previous life, and he picks his nose and eyes when he changes clothes.The little girl is different, no matter what clothes he changes, she praises him for being handsome, and looks at him with bulinbulin eyes hiding little stars, her eyes are full of admiration.Originally, he was quite traditional and wanted to have a son, but because of this stinky boy, he completely gave up the idea of ​​having a son. It would be better if a football team had only daughters :-) No one will protect the daughters when they are old?It's okay, educate your daughter like a son, with strong force, who dares to bully!It is useless to ask for others than to ask for oneself.

But Zheng Yunhao never thought that the reason why the boy picks his nose and eyes is because the girl worships him blindly, and the sister-in-law is jealous...

After finally changing his clothes, Zheng Yunhao finally went out with his two babies.What makes Zheng Yunhao feel miraculous is that although he is married and has a baby in his dream, some things are the same as in his real life, such as this big Benz that his younger sister despises so much, it is really easy to drive, this is his eldest wife , After several months of military service, the eldest wife has been neglected by him for a long time.

After following the navigation for a while, a large group and a small group came to a family restaurant, and the waiter took them to a corner without saying anything, and the woman who was looking at her mobile phone stood up from her seat in two or three steps. , first kissed the boy, then took the little girl from his hand, rubbed the tip of her delicate nose affectionately, and asked softly: "Brother Wuli, is he obedient today?"

"Well, be obedient." The fleshy little arms hugged the woman's neck tightly, and the voice was soft and soft, extremely cute.

By the way, the girl's nickname is Xiaogege, and the boy's name is Gungun. This is all based on his cliché just now.

Zheng Yunhao looked at the woman with surprise in his eyes, is this his wife?I am more beautiful than the photo, really gentle, completely like the template of first love.Of course he didn't know that it wasn't long before he realized that what he thought was just wishful thinking, gentleness or something ╮(╯▽╰)╭

I don't know how the meal was finished, I only know that when he came back from the bathroom, the boy named Gun Gun whispered in the woman's ear, and when he saw him coming, he pretended nothing happened.

Afterwards, the atmosphere cooled down, except for the little brother who didn't realize it was still talking non-stop, the three of them were very unanimously willing to cooperate with her.

After returning home, Gun Gun rushed back to the room with his little brother in his arms, and closed the door with a "slap", and it seemed that he would not be able to come out in a short time.

And the child's mother, who was still smiling, gradually tensed up, took off her thin coat and put it on her arm, and took the lead upstairs, "Come up with me."

Zheng Yunhao's heart thumped, he was a little scared, not his fear, but the instinctive reaction of his body.

"What happened to you today, it's weird, what happened?" the child's mother asked straight to the point.

Zheng Yunhao was stunned, how should he explain that he is dreaming now, but in reality he is a single man, he can feed the whole family by himself.

Before he could think of a reasonable excuse, Zheng Yunhao seemed to hear someone calling him in the haze, and he opened his eyes with difficulty, and there was a magnified face in front of him, and subconsciously slapped it, if you are not a beauty, don't do this, okay?Weird.

Changmin was stunned, and almost rushed forward to fight, "I told you to get up out of good intentions, but you hit me!"

This Changmin is not that Changmin. This Changmin is surnamed Park. He met him during military service. He is a very cute child.

"I thought it was a pervert." Zheng Yunhao didn't shake~ He checked the time while getting dressed, and found that the whole dormitory got up half an hour earlier than usual today, so he asked out after thinking about it.

Who would want everyone in a dormitory to look at him like an idiot...

"What are you doing looking at me like this?" There is a cat disease in his head.

"Which girl did you fucking miss last night, didn't you listen to us?!" Park Changmin stared at him resentfully, but was defeated by his straightforward expression, "Our team leader came back from studying today. You must not perform well. You are also the captain of our squadron. Although you are a non-professional, you have to take care of yourself. Your boss’s boss is back~~ It may not be as good as before. The previous substitute was busy with the two teams Come, there will be professionals in charge in the future.”

Anyway, Zheng Yunhao has never been lazy in training, he is not afraid of the shadow slanting, he doesn't care: "I didn't feel better before, and didn't you say that the captain is a woman? There is nothing to be afraid of."

The chance of seeing a woman in the military camp is comparable to winning the lottery. In fact, Zheng Yunhao has no doubts that all his colleagues wake up so early just to see a woman earlier...even if it is a female soldier.

Park Changmin, who has always liked the delicate and weak white lotus, curled his lips, "Even if it's a woman, she's a woman in her 30s who hasn't married yet. It's said that this kind of woman is very perverted. What's more, stepping on so many men to climb to the captain's room location, I'm so desperate."

The other person on the opposite side couldn't see that he couldn't eat grapes and said the virtue of sour grapes, "He will be reincarnated and has a good family background. I heard that he is the third generation of the army! If you don't accept it, go heads-up~"

If the two of them quarreled, Zheng Yunhao didn't care about it.Now his mind is full of the little lover in his dreams, and he really wants to have one... But he is serving in the military, and the little tadpole can only shoot the wall. When he thinks that the little lover might be shot against the wall by him, his heart is blocked. stuffed.

Facts have proved that who the team leader is has nothing to do with their low-level soldiers. The squadron leader expects their squadron training to be outstanding to please the team leader and work hard for this year's year-end bonus.Although Zheng Yunhao also serves as the squadron leader because of his outstanding performance, he is actually a follower of the full-time squadron leader. His training is good or bad. As a non-professional soldier serving in the military, his monthly salary of several hundred thousand is not enough to buy meat.

I didn't even eat breakfast, and I started training in full swing. After an hour of training, the legendary team leader arrived late, sitting under the shade of a tree, drinking ice water and playing with his mobile phone.The squadron leader wants to practice with the squadron leader, and the team leader looks at the squadron leader as a sparring partner.

So... so much hatred.

And this is not the same as what was said, shouldn't it be an old woman who is old-fashioned, serious and boring?Looking at it from a distance, the figure is really good~~

The unit that Zheng Yunhao is in is one of the six strongest units, the Huoguang Unit. He is in the military band. Apart from the usual training, he is not left behind, and he often shoulders the task of promoting for the unit.There is no way, the young people nowadays are too outrageous, one by one, they think of ways to escape from the military service, and it is becoming more and more difficult to enroll students in military academies.

After breakfast the next time, we continued to train. The amazing thing is that the team leader took a stroll to the military band after dinner. Dare to rest.

"Captain Li, why isn't your team resting?"

"..." You have been watching who dares to rest.

Everyone could tell that the squadron leader was about to hit someone, but this was the boss, so he had to endure it. The squadron leader ordered them to rest where they were and then ran to the squadron leader.

After a while, Zheng Yunhao was brought to the captain by the squadron leader. He clearly saw the name on her uniform, Zheng Chuxuan, which had the same surname as him.With a flower on the collar, he is a major. As a captain, his qualifications are a bit shallow. Generally speaking, he is a lieutenant colonel with senior experience, but it is not without precedent, not an exaggeration.

"Is he the artist among this group of recruits?" Zheng Yunhao heard the captain ask, of course he was asking the squadron leader.

"Yes, Captain."

"That's him. Get ready to try the host selection."

? ? ?Moderator selection?That's right!He still wants to be a part-time host?

Just as he was trying to slander, Zheng Yunhao suddenly heard the team leader say to him: "Soldier Zheng, there will be a large-scale military exercise in October, and the honor of our Firelight Troop will be handed over to you and your band. Work hard."

Hehe, with a look on your face, just say cheers, their team will be very busy in the next two months, what kind of host is there, if he can't be selected, there will be good fruit to eat when he comes back?

But what can he do, he is also very desperate!Facing the eyes of the captain, he stood at attention and saluted, "Yes, I will do my best to complete the task." Hey, how can I beat this guy to death!

But...why does it look so familiar?It's a bit like a fucking child in a dream.No, the child's mother is not a soldier!

Zheng Yunhao was terrified by his own thoughts, but this was not the most frightening thing. What was even more frightening was that he had already substituted the name Zheng Chuxuan into the mother of the children in his dream.Mother, come and save him, don't just think about it just because you don't see women in the army!But he couldn't control himself.

This bad day finally made it to the vacation, because of good performance, Zheng Yunhao was rewarded with an extra day off, he immediately ran home to look through old photos during the vacation, and he really found the photos he had seen in his dreams.Zheng Yunhao pointed to a photo of two children face to face and asked: "My mother, who is this child next to me?"

Hao's mother stopped picking bean sprouts, took a closer look, and continued: "This one, it was the girl from the next door, who was only a few days away from you, but later moved away because of my father's work, so you cried at home. A few days. Why, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"What's your name? Dad's job made the whole family move away?"

Hao's mother gave him a strange look, but she still replied: "I remember it's the Air Force, I can chat with your grandfather very well. As for the name, it has the same surname as ours. It's called... Chuxuan? It's different from ordinary girls' names. She's pretty and cute... now it's time to get married."

Zheng Yunhao: "..." Would it be such a coincidence ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Did not hear the echo, Hao's mother gave him a strange look again, "Why do you ask this, you don't have a girlfriend when you have time to look at old photos, you are 31, and you went to kindergarten when I was your age , when will you get married, mom is still waiting to have a grandson. In the Republic of China, where you played very well before, your son is already in elementary school, you..."

I... can't I go?

On the other side, Captain Zheng was also being urged to marry by his mother. She has been nagging since she graduated from the military academy. She has been used to it for so many years, and she has practiced the kung fu of entering the left ear and exiting the right ear. When her mother finished speaking, she thoughtfully poured a glass of warm water Handed it to his mouth: "I'm thirsty, drink it."

With such shameless and stinky virtues, Xuan's mother clutched her chest angrily looking for antihypertensive medicine, pointed at the door and yelled: "Get out, get out!"

Zheng Chuxuan had no objection. She stood up and walked quickly to the door. Seeing that she was about to get out of the sea of ​​suffering at the door, there was another roar of the Hedong lion behind her: "Come back!"

"..." So should I let her go or not?

Looking at the girl in front of her who didn't care about getting married, Mother Xuan's heart was about to break, she waved her hands and stopped looking for guilt, and talked about something else: "Take a leave tomorrow."

Zheng Chuxuan's originally sloppy eyes instantly came back to life, and she asked vigilantly, "What's the matter? I've been very busy recently, and October is coming."

There are various large-scale activities in the army every October. Mother Xuan, the military sister-in-law, naturally knows, and gives her an angry look: "Don't worry, it's not a blind date. There is an old house that needs to be dealt with. Put on your military uniform and go with me tomorrow. Otherwise, look at me alone." Women think it's easy to bully."

That's reassuring.If it was a blind date, she would definitely ask her to dress up well, so she wouldn't order to wear a military uniform, otherwise she would scare people away as soon as she sat down.To be honest, she would rather wear casual clothes, usually enough.

"Is it okay not to wear the military uniform? Would you like Brother Ze to accompany you?"

"No! Brother Ze is so busy, how can you bother him with such a small matter?"

Mother, is she very idle?Which day is not a meeting, a meeting, a meeting!

The old houses were demolished, and the scattered old neighbors all gathered together, basically with their husbands or sons.

Zheng Yunhao was also pulled together by Hao's mother, and the demolition negotiations had to rely on her husband and son. The husband was busy with work, so he pushed his son out, and she was in charge of being a vase.

Sure enough, South Korea is still too young. I haven't met once in so many years. Recently, I see each other every day. Zheng Yunhao is too helpless, but he still has to say hello. The fierce salute scared the two mothers.

Zheng Chuxuan wanted to hit this guy a little bit, but she had no eyesight, she didn't wear a military uniform, and she didn't know him in the second outfit, so why did she say hello, everyone looked here...

But after saying hello, she couldn't ignore it, and said nothing after returning the salute.

Hao's mother took Zheng Yunhao's arm and asked gossipingly, "Do you know him? I like it~~ She looks so pretty."

"Take care of our squadron, what do you think?"

That's it, it has to be treated well, otherwise it would be bad to serve in the military and wear small shoes.Unfortunately, it's a soldier.

On the other hand, Mama Xuan is also gossiping, just like Mama Hao knew about professional soldiers, she also rested her mind when she learned that Zheng Yunhao is an entertainer.Unfortunately, it is an artist.

However, this does not prevent the two mothers from making an agreement to pay attention to good boys and good girls. If the network expands, the chances of finding a son-in-law/daughter-in-law will be higher.

This shameful dream has lasted for more than a year. Even the mother in the dream knows that he has the habit of "sleepwalking" from time to time, and doesn't say much about his sudden abnormality.Zheng Yunhao couldn't tell what he was suffering, and he posted countless posts on the Internet asking for help, but in the end they all suggested him to pursue bravely and boldly.

Then... let's chase after it!He still can't believe that he can't catch up.

What a face, he found that chasing people is far more difficult than dreaming, so he rejected him directly, saying that he was not interested in him :-(

This is impossible!Our son is in junior high school, and our daughter is almost in elementary school!dreaming……

After nearly two years of stalking, Zheng Chuxuan had another flower on her neckline, which made the two adults know about it, and career and so on were no longer a problem.

Older unmarried young men and women have no time to delay, and soon Zheng Yunhao has an additional identity-"military wife".

Then the "sister-in-law" soon had a pair of beautiful twins, and began a "hard" life as a nurse.

It wasn't until he had twins that Zheng Yunhao knew the reason why he rejected him at the beginning, because... he thought he was too old and wanted to find a younger one (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The author has something to say: Lao Zheng seems to have said in a variety show that when he was young, he always thought that the sister next door would be his wife, and then the sister moved, and then there was no more...

So, the two will still be together after going around!

PS: Xiaogongju's episode is not over yet!Just suddenly wanted to change the writing.

PPS: The new blood red stew is ready, here are the screenshots in the group!