Majestic and holy, melodious and melodious, and the beautiful singing like nine muses, everything is so holy and devout...

whose wedding?

After a burst of dizziness, Iris, who regained his strength, was blinded by the golden splendor in the palace the moment he opened his eyes.

Damn trench! !Within 5 seconds of being forced to act as A Bing, Iris has already scolded the vile capitalist who cannibalize thousands of times in his heart.

But then again, what is the situation now?

It is clear that he was still on the bungee jumping platform of the Macau Tower just now.The torrent of Aerys' memories began to surge and was accurately fixed at the last moment, yes, he was obviously playing with his heartbeat.And it's all because of a bet made by a bad friend.

I am willing to bet and I am standing at a height of 233 meters, looking down on my territory like a triumphant king. The people who eat melons below are all my beloved people. How happy (kan) (re) (nao) is wonderful!As a result, I rushed to the arms of the people in one breath, and now I am fine, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurt, and my heart is no longer beating...

So, the bungee jumping scene converts to a wedding scene?Time and space transformation? exm?

who I am……

what's my name...

Where am I……

Iris looked at the fancy clothes on her body with a dazed face, could this be the so-called time travel?Aerys refused in his heart.The temples began to throb and hurt again, and even the brain began to feel dizzy. Iris relaxed and followed Duke Zhou's guidance. It turned out that everything was just a dream.

"Confer Hestia as the Goddess of Stove and Flame, one of the twelve main gods, with a first-level divine power."

Ah?It turns out that this is not a wedding scene but a commendation conference, and the original dream effect is so real, and there is 3D surround sound.

"Confer Athena as the goddess of victory, wisdom and skill in war, one of the twelve main gods, with a level of divine power."

Athena? !I'm going, dreaming about Saint Seiya?Can you bear it if the heroine is preempted by others?By the way, is there a Hestia among the Saints?

"Create Apollo as the god of the sun, and also the god of music, prophecy, bow and arrow, and medical treatment. He is one of the twelve main gods and has a first-level divine power."

Apollo has played, so it should be Artemis next.

Luna—the heroine in so many fan fictions, it can be said that she is an absolute favorite!Forget about Athena, for Artemis, I am bound to win, after all, it is my dream.

"Confess Artemis as the goddess of the moon and hunting, one of the twelve main gods, with a level of divine power."

That's right, this is the moment!The time has come for me, Iris, to become the heroine and capture Gao Fushuai to the pinnacle of my life! !Uh huh huh~~ thump thump... the heartbeat is so fast that I feel a little nervous?Hey, how could there be the word "nervous" in the heroine's dictionary.

"Thank you Father God, I will follow the teachings of Father God, and I will live up to my mission."

The cold voice interrupted Iris, who was doing psychological construction, she looked curiously and saw a peerless beauty.It is true that everyone present has their own beauty, but this one is glamorous and noble, that is, the popular iceberg beauty, and her voice is like her, clear but sweet.

So there is another person for the female number one?Why is it different from what you said, bastard (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ This kind of egg pain from Olympus falling into Tartarus in an instant feels like you guys, Iris is not good up.

If this person is really Artemis, I have lost.The appearance is almost ten distances from Mount Olympus to Tartarus, okay?But this is in a dream, everything is possible!

Although the setting of this dream is a cosplay saint or rehearsing a mythological drama... Iris doesn't quite understand, but her mood is elevated like a drink or two, and she wants to make some big news.then--

"Protest!" The girl who doesn't want to be the heroine is not a scheming girl, Iris strode forward and walked out of the queue with her hands on her hips, "Why can she be the moon god?"

In an instant, the sound of breathing, talking, coughing, eyeballs and chins dropping could be heard in the hall, and Iris looked around at the melon-eaters whose expressions changed drastically.Cut, a bunch of cowards.

"Al has his own divine blessing, Iris, what do you have?" The people on the throne did not panic because of the sudden attack, but their calm and calm appearance made Iris a little at a loss.

Yes, what do I have?Iris fell into deep thought... Do cooking and blowing up the kitchen, singing to tear down city walls, and talking straight to make up for knives count?Aerys sneaked a guilty glance at the person in the seat, only to find that that person was also looking at him with caring eyes?

By the way, uncle, who are you?Why do I know myself...

"Illusive Silver Crystal! I am Sailor Moon Sailor Moon who represents love and justice!" Su Susu must be Su Susu in her dream, and she just yelled out the middle two lines hidden deep in her heart on weekdays.

Emma, ​​what a shame!So, melon-eating people, you should also cooperate. What's the matter with the expression on your face?Is my line wrong?

#On the sourness of wrong lines#

"Iris, do you know what you're doing?"

Uncle, if you don't want to laugh, don't force yourself, no one will paralyze you in the face.Wow~ I can faintly see lightning and thunder. I give full marks to this five-cent special effect!

Tucao belongs to Tucao, of course I have to say something special: "My dream is up to me, um... um..."

#There are always people who want to harm me#

who?In broad daylight, he actually attempted to murder with his mouth covered!

"Father, don't be as knowledgeable as Aerys. You still haven't recovered from your head fall in the last battle."

A voice sounded above his head, and Aerys looked at this little boy who was quite troublesome.But what does he mean by winking at another handsome blond guy?That handsome guy seems to be Apollo from just now...

"Father, calm down, what Hermes said is true, and Iris, as you know, has a bad brain, so..." Apollo looked in Iris' direction sympathetically.

"You are mentally retarded, your whole family is mentally retarded!" However, Aerys had no chance to say the whole sentence, and under the suppression of Hermes, only hesitating voices and octopus-like wriggling could be heard, "let go Folio baby!" Aerys stomped on it quickly and ruthlessly.

"Father God, please continue, Iris, I see you rest assured." The handsome young man smiled like a summer flower at this time, if he could ignore the obvious flattery.

At the same time, Iris also heard another words, "Iris, are you crazy? Openly challenge Zeus's authority, do you want to be struck by lightning?" It's just that there is obvious anger in the voice, but it's really from Herme His mouth.

Ah, am I the only one who can hear it?Aerys scrutinized the reactions of the melon-eating crowd, and confirmed that only he could hear it correctly.Such a buggy skill really only appears in dreams.

"Iris is not dreaming, you are awake, and you are about to accept the commendation from Father God Zeus!" Here again, this humming sound is a bit like radio interference, and if there is no accident, I am still the only one can hear.

How does this guy know what I'm thinking?Could it be that he can read minds... It's against the law to open such a large plug-in!Aerys knew his expression must be terrified.

"The mouth is so wide that you can see the words, Zeus is watching." Hermes looked at Iris with disgust, "I just used a little mind control on you, you know, both you and I are in the spiritual realm. It's very good at it."

Mom, this guy actually admitted it!According to the law, people who easily reveal their golden fingers are cannon fodder. Is it really okay to take it easy?

Hermes, why did your face become the bottom of the pot?Pills, forgot this guy has mind reading skills...

"Iris, is your head really caught by the door?" Pot bottom face? Hermes' handsome face is distorted and he wants to bite and kill Iris. God level and above the second level can transmit sound through telepathy, so can you, Aerys."

"Hermes(>▽<)"

"What are you doing (⊙_⊙)?"

"Eat farts <( ̄ˇ ̄)/"

"Looking for trouble (艹盘艺)"

"No, I just want to try telepathy Y(^o^)Y"

"..."

Looking at the shriveled Hermes, Iris, who was playing hard, couldn't help laughing, but it seemed that the telepathy and sound transmission was real, and he succeeded!

"So now you believe that you are not dreaming."

"Believe it or not, it's a lie!" Iris covered her ears and shook her head like a rattle. It's not a dream, it can be anything else, time travel is impossible.

#My life can't be so bloody#

#Crossing is dangerous, drive carefully#

"Since you are so resistant, do you want to try it yourself?"

It was no longer sound transmission through thought power, but this time it turned out to be speaking.Hermes lowered his head and whispered in Aerys' ear, and finally breathed softly.

Iris, who had zero love, was instantly crushed by the experienced Hermes, and just this level of teasing made Iris numb. "What do you want?" Aerys' pupils tightened, staring uneasily at Hermes who was close at hand.

"Don't worry~" Hermes narrowed the distance between the two of them again, nose to nose, "Just to help Iris confirm that it's not a dream."

"Don't be like this, don't live...uh..."

Before poor Iris could finish, she was gagged with a long kiss.

The author has something to say: ah ha ha ha Hua Hua's first Greek article please pat o(*////▽////*)q

This article is hilarious and funny, the heroine is an innocent and cute girl in a rough Han paper √

If you like it, please leave a paw print in [Favorite this article], and today I will send a handsome Hermes boy to serve you all loving little masters o(*////▽////*)q

PS: The original name of the heroine in this article is Iris, which has the same name as the rainbow goddess Iris√

#最后的最后# Rolling and selling cute begging to make a collection o(*////▽////*)q slamming the copywriting small bar~~

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