[Greek mythology] Goddess of morality

"Iris, today's task is to teach you how to archery!" Energetic Apollo appeared in a wide open space with the bubbling Iris on the tip of his nose, looking like a teacher.

"I want to sleep." Aerys was already very dissatisfied with being forcibly detained yesterday, so he is not allowed to sleep in at this time!Why don't you go to heaven, Apollo, Iris is on strike, and there is a tug-of-war with Apollo in the square.

"Hey, go back to sleep after you learn it." Apollo coaxed and coaxed Iris back, "As a lesson from the Hera incident, you have to learn a self-defense skill." Of course Apollo didn't want Iris to commit murder again. , even he swore that he would rush to the scene as soon as Aerys was in danger, but the owner of the silver arrow yesterday was really troublesome.

Aerys was silent.What Apollo said is very reasonable. The fight with Eris made Iris feel full of shadows.In order not to repeat the same mistakes, Aerys began to think about the possibility of increasing the force value. In fact, she thought about this question during the battle. "Okay, I'll learn!" Iris agreed, but is she really a man without the blessing of fighting power?Let's give it a try... just look at the sky.

"With me here, make sure Iris can learn it!" Apollo patted his chest confidently, "This is the bow I used to learn archery when I was a child. Iris gave me a guitar as a token, and this is my token from you." Apollo's eyes were full. expect.

Apollo, is your Chinese taught by your physical education teacher?Didn't someone tell you that the word "token" can't be used indiscriminately?_(:з)∠)_ "I will make good use of the gift you gave me." Iris emphasized that it is a gift.As expected of the old driver's son, did he get teased?This is very Apollo, and has the potential to be a veteran driver (thumb!)

"Pick a ray of rainbow light to make an arrow." Apollo said and demonstrated, and his fingertips transformed into an arrow of sunlight.Aerys learned well, seeing the colorful arrows that appeared in his hand without any effort, Aerys burst into tears on the spot.Apollo, you said earlier that I would not be poked by Eris as a target, and I am not a hedgehog...

"Next..." Then of course it's welfare time! !Apollo rushed to Iris without any trace, "Hold the bow with your left hand, take a step with your left foot to stabilize your body, lightly rest the arrow on the bow, draw the string with your right hand, and use your strength!" With his little hands, touching his small waist, and sticking a bun face with a little baby fat, Apollo said that such benefits invite a pack every day!If the sun god is wrong, it would be good to be Iris's full-time teacher.

"I succeeded?" Iris watched in disbelief as the arrow pierced through the apple and split it in half perfectly. "Is it that simple?" The power of the prehistoric, it really is because when the god opened the plug-in...

"Come hug and celebrate!" Apollo's slogan is "Seize every opportunity to eat tofu", how can Iris miss it when he is in a daze?Satisfied, Apollo squeezed his chubby cheeks, and said proudly, "Should we say that a famous teacher produces a talented student!"

"Building the city wall is so fun, Apollo, don't you mind if I ask Zeus for you to stay and repair it for a few more years." Poseidon said in a strange voice.He has been here as a melon-eating audience for a long time, and that boy Apollo is making progress. "My Queen of the Sea, why didn't you notify your husband when you came~" Poseidon patted Apollo into the sky as a shooting star with one paw, and hugged the stunned Iris.JPG.

"His Majesty, please bring His Highness Apollo back, I still need to learn archery..." Aerys changed his face to →_→ in a second, his tone full of helplessness.Both are kings and are also old and unruly. Why is there such a big gap between Poseidon and Zeus? "Also, His Majesty the Sea Emperor, please don't have sex with me! Harassment! Harassment!" Aerys Cosmos erupted, and he conjured up a colorful arrow, which was still shining with cold light.

"Don't do anything to Iris!" After eating my little sun with a Pegasus Meteor Fist, Apollo rushed back.

"That's my uncle's sea queen!" Looking at my iron sand palm, Poseidon did not show weakness.

"What queen of the sea, have you been given a marriage?" asked Apollo's Thousand Buddha Fan

"After repairing the city wall, we will go back to work!" Poseidon punched.

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So the uncle and nephew didn't graduate from kindergarten?Aerys turned her head and couldn't bear to look directly at the miasma of fighting. The two gods who occasionally leaked an arm or a leg are still the main gods... Olympus Kindergarten is very happy every day...

Now Iris finally knows why someone like Zeus can become a god king, after all, he still has a high IQ.Looking at the two touching IQs who were having fun beating beside them, Iris covered her face.Olympus Time to Reform Marriage Policy…

#The marriage of close relatives has many evil consequences#

#Children are stupid, mostly the fault of their parents#

After staying in Olympus for a long time, Iris will not hinder the friendly discussion between the two; besides, did they consider my feelings when they snatched the marriage?Iris said that he should honestly consolidate the learning results.

There are patches of apple groves beside the city wall, I shoot!There is a wild duck on the lake, I will shoot again!Hey, there is a shooting range here?I cum! !Iris feels that she has transformed into a small and medium-sized expert. It feels really good, and I feel great Y(^o^)Y

"Which bastard made a hole in my fishing boat? It's sinking, help!"

"Oops, my ass! Which blind person is using my ass as a target!"

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All of a sudden, there was an endless stream of mourners within the range shot by Aerys.

"What's the matter?" Aerys lowered his bow in confusion.

"What's the matter?" The two who joined in the fun the most, smelling gossip, gave up the friendly discussion.

"Aerys, I'm going to sue Father God for your murder!"

Hermes' voice?Where is he?

"I can't move in the apple grove, come and help me!"

Sister, did Hermes engage in some kind of mental invasion again?Otherwise, how can the answer be so protruding

"Hey~Hermes, are you cos Jesus?" Seeing Hermes being nailed to the tree by rainbow arrows, Iris couldn't help laughing, she didn't think she was the one who caused it. guilt.

"What crisp?" Hermes asked with a question mark on his head, "It's not your fault, let me down quickly! I suspect that you touched poop just now because of your stinky hands." Hermes exploded, and the poisonous tongue attribute was also activated. .

"This must be an unfortunate accident..." Aerys looked at Apollo, there should be nothing wrong with a famous teacher being a good apprentice...

The voice has not yet fallen——

The deafening sound of "rumbling" came from the other side of the city wall, and the eyes of the gods were attracted, and all they saw were billowing dust and collapsed stones...

The walls of Troy fell short.

"My city wall, my painstaking efforts!" The Sea Emperor was the first to react, and ran away in tears.

"It must not have been done by me." Aerys waved her hands back again and again, how could she be a helpless little girl... only to be hit by a rainbow arrow that just bounced at her feet ten seconds later. slap" slap in the face.

Iris: →_→

"Iris, Father God wants you to come back to Olympus with me! Now, immediately, immediately!" Hermes couldn't stand it anymore, this was simply a disaster.

"Yes, obey!" Knowing that he had caused trouble, even if Hermes yelled at him, Iris dared not complain at all.

Iris went back obediently, but this time Apollo didn't stop him, and he also felt strange at this time.Returning to the place where Hermes was nailed, the sharp-eyed Apollo found the traitor among the colorful arrows—the same silver arrow as yesterday mixed in.

There was a trace of helpless pampering on the corner of Apollo's mouth: "Al, come out, don't hide."

"Does it hurt at this level?" The cold voice was rarely tainted with emotion, and the cold beauty Artemis appeared on the stage.

"You shouldn't treat Iris like this." Even thousands of years did not dilute the bond between them, Apollo was just like when he was a child, stroking the soft silver thread of the moon god lovingly.

"Phobos, are you in love with Iris?" Luna asked cautiously, even the charming Artemis was not confident at times.

"I..." Apollo hesitated, but he didn't have an answer in his heart. "I just like the feeling of being with Iris." Apollo didn't want to deceive his sister, he said the most intuitive feeling.

"You can have many women, but you can only have me in your heart!" Phobos's answer touched Artemis's sensitive nerves. The proud and cold goddess panicked for the first time, and her voice raised a lot unconsciously.

"Al, my dear sister, don't make things difficult for Aerys."

"I'll try my best." The elder brother who kept it in his heart actually pleaded for other goddesses in front of his face. Artemis almost gritted these three words, but he had his own little girl in his heart...

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