[Greek mythology] Goddess of morality

Why go to the cos conference when it's clearly just for a party? !Iris looked at the mermaid costume on her body with black lines →_→ and all kinds of decorations full of seafood, what kind of aesthetics is Poseidon ╭(°A°`)╮Although I like seafood, yes, but This doesn't mean that Iris is willing to cook seafood→_→Why do other goddesses wear beautiful flower crowns on their heads and she can only string conch on her head? One day, Poseidon, let’s talk about God’s life→_→

"My queen of the sea, you are so beautiful!" Cao Cao said, and Poseidon in full costume appeared in front of Iris.

"Your Majesty, please pay attention to the address." Aerys took off the shell necklace calmly, "Your Majesty, we are going to a party, not a drag convention." If you like mermaids, find a siren It’s fine after the sea→_→

"This water-blue gauze dress really suits you, Iris. The pure white pearls match your purple eyes perfectly." Poseidon praised Iris without hesitation. "Beauty Iris, can I have the honor of getting your kiss?" Said the old driver Poseidon's big face broke into Iris' sight.

"Don't make trouble, your octopus should like to kiss you more." Iris was very angry and threw an octopus at her friend Poseidon. "Go out, I'm going to change clothes." Aerys pushed and hugged Poseidon out.

"Dress more formally! I want to intersperse a ceremony at this party, so that the whole world will know that you are my fiancée and my sea queen!" The Sea Emperor's deafening laugh made the entire Sea Emperor Palace tremble.

Iris: (￢_￢) Get as far away from Poseidon as possible, idiots are contagious.

Poseidon and Zeus are worthy of being born in the same mother's womb, and the high-profile feeling is like a local tyrant going abroad without the elegance of a wealthy family.Iris, who was forced to sit in the local gold "Neptune No. [-]", has a (￢_￢) face all the way, who is this worthless guy... I really don't want others to know that I know him_(:з)∠)_

On the wonderful Olympus, if it is second, no one will dare to be the first. A party looks like walking on the red carpet of Oscars. All kinds of magical shapes abound: the Queen of God Hera dressed herself as a flower peacock, the goddess of beauty Still making full use of its own advantages to combine perspective outfits with bundled play colors | Full of energy, even Jiyou Athena plays cosplay like a terracotta warrior_(:з)∠)_So it seems that the mermaid outfit prepared by Neptune was nothing but Points, Iris is powerless OTL, he is really a small stream flowing in the Olympus mudslide, wow, such a self-evaluation Iris does not feel blush.

"My dear, although I still think mermaid outfits are very suitable for you, but you are so fresh and cute under the background of these coquettish sluts. My vision is really good, okay (づ￣3￣)づ" Posse Dong pursed his lips and closed his eyes, leaning close to Aerys' face.

Generally speaking, a handsome man's request for a kiss is romantic, while an ugly man's request for a kiss is obscene.In fact, Poseidon can be considered a handsome uncle in all fairness, but why does Iris feel so wretched?Maybe it's immune to appearance (￢_￢) Iris comforted herself like this. "Don't make trouble!" Iris easily dodged and picked up an egg and stuffed it into the Sea Emperor's mouth. Now she is not afraid of this old man.

"Emma? Where did you get the arrow in the back?" Poseidon quickly caught the arrow whizzing past his ear, expressing that there are always troublemakers who want to harm me.

"Stay away from her, that's my Iris." Apollo's little sun appeared on the stage with the Sun Arrow shining brightly, but the scene in front of him made him extremely unhappy, and he said let me go!

"The duck's mouth is stubborn, Iris is already a member of my house, don't wishful thinking!" Poseidon now has the confidence, no matter what, he has got Zeus' command arrow, and everything is justified.

"That's also forced by your lust! Aerys took the initiative to have a skin-to-skin relationship with me."

"Iris kissed me secretly." Poseidon was annoyed.

"I know all the excitement of Iris, and I will send her to the heaven of ecstasy in no time." Apollo boasted.

"Aerys has my child in her belly." Poseidon boasted and did not draft.

"You can put it down, I was the only one who kissed Iris..." Hermes→_→face, silently added.

Police|police sorghum, there are two people slandering here!The crossroads on Iris' forehead exploded when she couldn't bear it anymore, and she started working left and right to reward the two who were still rambling, each with stir-fried chestnuts. "Will I be an unwed mother if I continue talking about it?" Iris said that she couldn't bear the matter of integrity. "Hermes, don't say a word and no one will think you are dumb." Aerys was fed up with these gods who feared the world would be chaotic, and looked at Hermes' death.

"I'm relieved to see our big Olympus family being so happy and harmonious." Zeus, who was speaking hypocritical lines, appeared at the right time, "Yo~ Isn't this Iris, still so energetic, it seems that Poseidon put Is our Xin Haihou taking good care of her?"

Iris: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ sister Zeus, don’t you think this place is not messy enough? You must have done it on purpose!!

"Poseidon, if you are a man, let's fight. Whoever wins gets Aerys!"

"Stupid Apollo, do you want to go against Zeus' will? Fight you? It's a waste of time."

"You bastard, I'm going to kill you!"

"Idiot, don't ruin this king's image! There are important things to announce later."

Seeing the smoky atmosphere of the two noisy ones, and Zeus who stood by and watched calmly, Aerys is now very sure that all of this was set up by Zeus.The powerful Poseidon and Apollo are the mussels who compete with each other, and Zeus, who wags the tail of the fox and smiles brightly, is the fisherman who makes a profit. As for himself, he is the so-called beauty...

Heh, it would not be in vain for a woman to have this kind of treatment in her lifetime, but it would have been fine if she hadn't been pointed at by Zeus as a gunman.Iris hated his teeth and looked at the shit-stirring stick who looked like a dog sitting above? Zeus, was tricked again_(:з)∠)_ Could it be that his existence could only serve Zeus' tricks?Made, so useless and so unwilling!

Iris didn't know when the chatter would end, and Iris still didn't know when the banquet would start. When Iris came out of her spiritual world, she found that Poseidon, who called herself "fiance" beside her, had pulled her to stand. In plain sight.

This is going to be a mess...Aerys is crazy ╭(°A°`)╮Could it be...Aerys suddenly has a bad premonition.The worse premonition was that the surrounding area went dark in an instant, and a beam of light shot down from above their heads, making myself and Poseidon the well-deserved protagonists!Lighting engineer, I think we should talk about life_(:з)∠)_

"Today, at the time of celebration, the Harvest Festival Gathering, I also have a happy event to share with everyone in Olympus." Poseidon deliberately paused to stimulate the appetite of the melon-eaters, and glanced provocatively at the distraught Apollo. .

Iris: ╭(°A°`)╮Is there any way to make this guy shut up? If you whip him with a rainbow whip, is it considered murder_(:з)∠)_

"That is, the king and Iris have a five-year agreement. During these five years, Iris will become the king's preparation for the sea queen to contact and integrate into the life and affairs of the ocean. Today, five years later, the king will be here The grandest wedding ceremony will be held here to make Aerys the Queen of the Sea!" Hehehe~ Poseidon smiled triumphantly.This move is to let the whole of Olympus be a witness, and it is useless to deny it.Little beauty of Aerys, come to my bowl obediently, I will love you very much~ Poseidon’s heart has long been full of passion, good luck for a virgin!

Iris: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Mad's staff! It seems that I have to study the escape plan when I go back, even if I escape to the underworld! Poseidon, you forced me!

"This is marriage robbery, I don't agree!" Apollo immediately stood up and objected.

"Congratulations to the Emperor of the Sea, what a match made in heaven!" The one who sang against Apollo was Luna, and she must be the happiest one to be relieved of her serious troubles.Aerys couldn't help but suspect that it was the moon god who gave Poseidon the bad idea of ​​abducting him.

"Iris can be admired by the sea emperor, all sisters must strive for happiness, Iris is an inspirational role model for everyone! Congratulations to both of you." The opportunity to add oil and vinegar.

"Congratulations to Poseidon for finally marrying a wife. It's not easy." Seeing his lover congratulate him, Ares did not forget to flatter him.

"Poseidon, my little brother, it's great that you are finally married!" Only Hestia, who has not been in Olympus all year round, gave her sincere blessing.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh... Aerys only felt a few arrows stuck in his chest, and his heart hurt so badly.

"Together with!"

"Male talent and female appearance!"

"Grow old together!"

"Hundreds of years together, give birth to a precious son early!"

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Whoosh whoosh!Countless arrows struck and directly poked Iris into a hedgehog_(:з)∠)_

Is it just necessary to be so excited and happy?The Pantheon was shaken, and the earth was still shaking?This unscientific……

Just when Iris was puzzled, a little god staggered into the temple and sprayed out a mouthful of golden spiritual liquid, "It's not good! A monster is coming!!"

The author has something to say: Actually, I don’t know what the summary is (laughing and crying), but I know that your male god Hades will appear soon~~