[Greek mythology] Goddess of morality

Thetis was getting married, but the groom was not Zeus.

Such a sudden news was unexpected and reasonable, but the result made Aerys sigh for a long time.

Aerys inquired about his future cousin-in-law Peleus.Although this king of the Myrmidons is a great hero, he is still an ordinary human being in the final analysis.Iris didn't know how Thetis figured out how to get married, but she always felt that Zeus's penetrating tongue was indispensable.Just because he was afraid that his power would be threatened and gave up his beloved woman, Iris felt that this was a blasphemy against "true love", but this was in line with Zeus's style (￢_￢)

It's just that Iris is worthless for Thetis, so why would she want to date her own person without love?Could it be that he is willing to give everything for the one he loves?Well, there is a love called Thetis, but Iris begs to differ.In short, I hope her cousin and future cousin-in-law will be happy and happy. Iris said that she can only bless her so far_(:3J∠)_

If you feel depressed in your heart, you still have to dress up to attend the wedding.If placed in modern times, Iris is definitely the best candidate to be a bridesmaid, but unfortunately there is no such custom in the Xishen world, so Iris hastily chatted with her cousin before being buried in the crowd.It's really crowded, not to mention the subjects of Myrmidon in the lower realm, the whole Olympus is also dispatched: Apollo, Hermes, Aphrodite, etc. who are usually active, needless to say, just Even the low-key Themis, Leto, and Demeter are on the list, and there are many gods who Iris can't name and haven't met...

It seems that Thetis's popularity is also very good, but because of a prophecy, no god dared to marry this infatuated goddess, which shows their real utilitarianism.Iris looked at the glamorous bride standing on a high place with infinite sympathy, but found that the bride's expression was not so radiant, but she could not hide her loneliness. Then she looked at Thetis, well, sure enough Not surprisingly, it fell on Zeus_(:з)∠)_

I don't know if Zeus sighed very much at this time, even if he has so many lovers, he only feels so lost when he recalls the past.In this situation, the beautiful singing of the Nine Muses for the couple made Iris feel sad, and could no longer stand the false celebration, so Iris sneaked out of the venue alone to think about life.

Suddenly, I felt a little envious of the God of Beauty, not because I envied her unscrupulousness, but because I envied her living a woman's free and easy life.Dare to refuse the love of Zeus, even in the face of her husband Hephaestus who she doesn't like, she can still find a way to live a chic life.Who stipulated that women must be attached to their husbands and be humbled by fate?Iris secretly vowed to live the splendor of a modern woman even in the Xishen world where scumbags run around the streets.If you are rich in material things, you must marry love, otherwise it is a good choice to grow old with Athena (￢_￢)

Iris, who was determined again, returned to the wedding scene, but bumped into a man who seemed to be sneaking. "Oh, hello——" Aerys sat on the ground in pain and couldn't stand up for a long time, mourning for the beautiful white dress in her heart for a long time.

"Really, what are you doing like a thief at a wedding..." Looking at the heavily soiled skirt, Iris vented her inner displeasure with a bitter face. "Ah—" Aerys suddenly realized that he didn't come here to cheat for food and drink!It turns out that opportunism crosses borders regardless of age or race_(:з)∠)_

Ah?Why did that person look familiar just now... Aerys realized it later. "Eris!" Iris slapped his thigh and his teeth itched in hatred, that guy almost killed himself last time┭┮﹏┭┮

at the same time--

"The golden apple has appeared!" Suddenly someone shouted in fear, giving an ominous omen.

"Is the golden apple bad?" Iris squeezed to Hermes' side with difficulty, and she needed a small encyclopedia at this time.

"That's not the case. In fact, golden apples are treasures. But look," Hermes pointed to Iris. "The golden apple says 'To the Fairest Goddess'."

There are so many goddesses present, each has its own merits, how to choose?What is it if this is not doing something? ! "Eris!" Iris recalled the hideous face just now, "Eris must have played a trick! I saw her just now, and she bumped me!" Iris pulled up her skirt and looked at Hermo. Show evidence.

"It must be. I saw a sly-eyed one just now, but I didn't think much about it. I'll go and catch this troublemaker!" Hermes the Scud disappeared in a flash.

"Has Eris come back from her forced sleep?" Aerys said to himself.Eris, who achieved his goal, must have escaped...

"Who told Thetis not to invite me to get married, I don't accept it!" Fainted! !None of this escaped successfully (￢_￢)

Iris: (￢_￢) Who will invite the goddess of discord and strife to get married? You see, everyone in the underworld is self-aware; besides, you have a deep hatred with me, so my cousin will invite you to hell...

Eris, I'm an expert in escaping【Proud face!Hurry up and ask me to be your teacher, I promise I won't kill you [Evil face!

"The golden apple is mine, and I am the woman with the highest status in the entire Olympus!"

"It clearly says 'for the most beautiful goddess', so giving me Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty, is well deserved."

"Afu, you are at most a vase with big breasts and no brains. A goddess with wisdom and scheming is the most beautiful!"

The arrested Eris and the chasing hero Hermes have long been put aside by the people present, and everyone (god) focuses on who is the "most beautiful goddess", while Hera, Aphrodite and Athena has already fought for this title.

As expected of a goddess of strife, she's so good at making things apart _(:з)∠)_ Seeing Thetis' wedding turning into a battle for the "Most Beautiful Goddess", Iris feels sorry for Thetis' strength.

These gods are really too much, right? Difficult sister, difficult sister_(:з)∠)_But no one pays attention to this unfortunate bride except myself.

"I am the guardian goddess of marriage and family. All women worship me and admire me. Am I not qualified?" Hera argued with dissatisfaction.

"I want to have a good face and a good figure, which attracts countless men, and women all envy me. The title of 'Most Beautiful Goddess' is worthy of my name!" heap.

"The beauty on the outside is like a mirror, but the beauty inside is eternal." Athena's intellectual beauty is not inferior.

"Hera is the tallest!"

"Athena is king."

"Aphrodite is the real beauty."

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In front of beautiful women, men never lack the eyes to discover beauty.Looking at them with scrutiny, wretched or critical eyes, Aerys was agitated for a while, only to feel that countless flies were buzzing in his ears, he really had enough! !Whoever makes the final decision quickly, okay?Let this farce end quickly_(:з)∠)_

"Zeus, who is the most beautiful goddess?" Hera kicked the stinky ball to Zeus. In her opinion, it was her husband who would definitely turn towards her.

"..." This is undoubtedly a century-old problem for Zeus.Zeus said that he would not make an appointment, and the puppy in question died.

Hera's approach was absolutely unwise in Aerys' opinion.With Zeus' old fox way of doing things, he will definitely not give a clear answer. After all, none of these three goddesses is easy to mess with, and Zeus definitely doesn't want to offend any of them.

"This," Zeus hemmed and hawed from his previous decisiveness, "each of you has your own merits."

"Zeus, I know you still love me the most." Hera gave Zeus a passionate kiss directly.

"King of Gods, look at me~" Aphrodite's waist was pressed against Zeus, and her breasts trembled without any restraint.

"Father God, I know you are the best for me, Chumi~" Athena rarely acted coquettishly.

Hehehe→_→Look at Zeus's wretched look, and then look at the envious faces of the men who eat melons... It's so simple!Zeus, I wish you a romantic ghost (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I was already dissatisfied with Zeus, but today because of Thetis, Iris' resentment towards Zeus broke out.

"It's not good for me to make this decision. After all, Hera and I are husband and wife, and Athena and Athena are father and daughter. No matter how we make a decision, it will be biased." Zeus smiled slyly and kicked the stinky ball away again.That's right, it's not that I don't want to make comments, it's all about blood relationship.

Hahaha→_→As expected.

"In the pine forest of Mount Ida, Paris, the most beautiful man among mankind, lives there. Let him be the judge." Zeus said that he has never been a villain, and the boy Paris is more suitable for this role. "Aerys, go and get Paris."

"Oh." Annoying Zeus, Iris responded and headed to Mount Ida.

For the first time, Aerys has been passive at work, and with the time she now spends on the road, she can go back and forth in the past.But she also had to slow down and let her have time to recall some things.Iris doesn't know much about the world of Xishen, so she doesn't have those gold fingers that pass through the heroine's unknown prophet; but this does not mean that she knows nothing about it, such as the infamous golden apple incident!

No wonder when someone mentioned the golden apple, my first feeling was ominous, but now everything is resolved.And Paris, whom I am going to find later, is the boy who abandoned his first wife and abducted the first beauty Helen, and it is precisely because of this pair of dogs that the Trojan War broke out and Troy was besieged_(:3J∠)_

Oh my god, it seems that I was accidentally involved in a big incident Σヽ(?Д?;)? In an instant, Aerys felt bad...

The author has something to say: The update is late today because of some things at home~ Please forgive me~~

Cousin Thetis is really unlucky, huh huh